I need you all to know that my mother sent me this. 🤣 That is all.

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

Unitary Declaration From Me, Voice of A Jew: From now on, we follow Greenblatt’s name with yimakh shemo or ys if you’re short of characters.

At my gate 2hrs early, as is tradition! Praying to all the travel gods until I get home Monday night.

If you look at it long enough, you get a migraine.

You have to dig into a thread behind a blockquote to know what this is about. It's… weird. They didn't get an appeal fast enough on the SNAP thing, so they went directly to the Supreme Court *before* the circuit court had been given even eight hours to respond

OVER A MILLION USERS DISCUSS SUICIDE WITH CHATGPT EVERY *WEEK* what the fuck are we DOING here

Please help my friend Nicole with end of life needs for her cat, Smokey. If you can't donate, please share! Every little bit helps. www.gofundme.com/f/smokey-and...

What a banger

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix. Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

"She was an equal player."

Pallas Cat/Manul

Sorry, but at what point is this de facto controlling freedom of movement?

These drain clogs get worse and worse

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

I'm helping my friend @nrodovsky.bsky.social with a GoFundMe for her cat, Smokey. She's received the news nobody wants, and is asking for help with his vet bills and end of life care. Thank you for whatever you can share. 💗 gofund.me/6aea55263

Shot...

This is Cena erasure.

Attn @sarahmackattack.bsky.social Big if true, and also, true if big.

This is where I can salute the great alternative that’s been running for a few years now, the Other Almanac.

Sorry, but at what point is this de facto controlling freedom of movement?

What a queen

important: this screenshot of Infant Dinky

I'm helping my friend @nrodovsky.bsky.social with a GoFundMe for her cat, Smokey. She's received the news nobody wants, and is asking for help with his vet bills and end of life care. Thank you for whatever you can share. 💗 gofund.me/6aea55263

take me down to the arachnid megacity actually on second thought do not i do not want to go there holy shit i do not want to go there

Inshallah

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My friends Diya and Taylor found this sweet girl in Echo Park yesterday who is seemingly part kangaroo they’re calling Hank and she didn’t have a chip or a collar and they are home fostering since the shelters are extremely crowded, so if you know Hank or you want to adopt Hank, DM me

Oh shit I love this guy! Vassily Fet is in my top ten supporting characters in shows.

. @mxlabradorite.bsky.social is helping me with a gofundme for my kitty, Smokey! www.gofundme.com/f/smokey-and... #FuckCancer

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

Love this whole 10% of flights getting cancelled shit. I'm traveling this weekend, from an affected airport, to an affected airport. Do I keep my plans? Bail? Go and risk getting stuck on the other side of the country? Gosh, 2025 is exciting! (disclaimer this is the least of our problems etc)

Hazbin Hotel is the most theatre-kid-ass shit ever. I love it.

He really put Pirro through the grinder.

we don’t need corporate gremlinslop. we had an entire gremlins 2 movie metaplot devoted to explaining why we don’t need corporate gremlinslop.

It's always a weird day when this guy's face crosses my sightline. It's even weirder that history has proven this more correct than not.

This queen.

some alternatives i have found just from a quick search: clevergoat.com wafflegame.net/daily puzzlit @defector.com has a crossword, @merriam-webster.com has quordle

Oh well that fixes it

Vyvanse recall lot numbers

Never Forget™ Guiliani cheated on his sick wife with his cousin and nearly banged a woman he thought was underage during the filming of Borat 2

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

No, see, that began that stretch of culture where "look what America did for the Jews!" self-ass-pattery began. It was political, but it made America look AMAZING. The streets may not have been paved with cheese, but it made you FEEL like they could.

My brother once asked me for a date idea, and I suggested: "Say you're going boating, then take her on the Staten Island ferry at sunset for a hot dog and a beer from the concessions stand." He said the girl wouldn't like that, I said find a better girl. (His now-wife would 100% be into it.)

This really curdles me, because watching that stupid fucking video on repeat after 9/11 was cathartic as hell and one of the few things that "worked" in those early weeks. Wet sock lego stomps for you, buddy boy.

This is amazing actually. If I was Mamdani I'd frame it and put it in my office. I love the Ya in "Red". That's not how language works guys! The right really insists on continuing to make Mamdani look great!

Hey chat, is it good when the largest bank in Germany (28th largest in the world, $1.4T in assets) publicly announces that they're seeking to hedge against gen AI? www.ft.com/content/c042...

We are blepsed on this day!