Post your favourite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Today we start the ANATOMY OF MONSTERS series! These will be running through summer, and will touch on werewolves & wendigos…gorgons & ghosts…dryads & draculas. It’s gonna be fun!

"You have to believe that was accidental, despite the fact it was hit twice, 40 minutes apart. It looks very much like a double-tap.” Tucker not buying Trump’s lie about the girls’ school bombing.

Reporter: You just suggested that Iran somehow got its hands on a tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school on the first day of the war. But you're the only person in your government saying this. Why? Trump: Because I just don't know enough about it.

Oh, no! Glad to hear he’s on the mend!

Gavin Newsom trying to impress Charlie Kirk, an incel who “owns the libs” by wearing diapers at colleges:

Hump plumping injectables, you say?

The Democratic Party was even less popular than AI.

Me too, elevator, me too!!

Russians are providing military technology to Iranian proxies

I mean this is great, they shouldn’t have even animated this, they should have just made him bigger and had this chasing those round little dwarves

We used to be a proper country.

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

There is a name for that.

Incredible! Magic!

Salt water laced with cancer-causing chemicals, a byproduct of oil and gas drilling, keeps shooting out of the ground in Oklahoma. Experts say it means even more wastewater is spreading underground, poisoning the state’s water supply. (Published Oct. 2025 with @readfrontier.bsky.social)

A little reminder for those of us experiencing daylight “savings” time today. 🐡 #daylightsavings

THREE ALARMING SECURITY BREACHES SPOTTED IN TRUMP'S SITUATION ROOM DURING IRAN STRIKES. The large map in the background appears to show key military positions in the region, including two aircraft carrier strike groups and bases hosting US troops. #SIGNALGATE3.0 Thread 1/3🧵

Quislings gonna Quis.

What she said! I cannot and will not vote for someone who is so cheerfully callous and cruel to the unhoused and such a vicious bastard to my trans sisters and brothers. You have literal years in which to make a better choice. Do so.

Good. With the GOPedo majority passing all of their shit, we’re safer if he doesn’t sign anything.

Spotted in Nashville this week…

Morning Bridget!💜💚🤍

*whimpers*

Oh, fuck. It’s that bullshit with the clocks tonight, isn’t it? Damn. Four hours is probably enough sleep, right? At least I’m not in charge of the place tomorrow…

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What a brilliant observation.

Wirtshausschlägerei, by Jan Miense Molenaer, 1650, 📸 by @andrewrittphoto

I filled the car on 28 February for $2.71/gal. I filled the car on 2 March for $2.99/gal. If the price holds steady overnight, I’ll fill the car tomorrow for $3.69/gal. Fuck Trump and his bullshit illegal war entirely.

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

AI is a mirror; when a monkey looks in, no NFTs look out.

What a lying sack of shit.

Fucking ridiculous.

It’s not cute or funny- ships only do this when they’re in distress. Actually it is pretty funny. Do they not teach kids to read charts anymore? Are there no pilots? Like when the Everclear or whatever got stuck in Chesapeake Bay a couple years ago on a bar Robert Tyndal charted in 1607. SURPRISE!

Gavin Newsom, Kristi Noem Nod Silently To Each Other In Plastic Surgeon’s Office

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Man, the pollen came early this year! 🥹

Russia is sharing intel on US troops with Iran as a result Trump removes sanctions on Russian oil. How much Trump sharing with Putin? It’s time for Congress to do its job and use their power to stop a wannabe dictator from ruining the US. #ProudBlue#Voices4Victory #OneV1 thehill.com/policy/energ...

The grandson of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups creator has launched a campaign against The Hershey Company, which owns the Reese's brand. He wants them to stop skimping on ingredients.