Of these four pairs of shoes, which two pairs do you think are the lowest in quality? Make a choice before opening this thread. Then I'll tell you something about shoe quality. 🧵

Lead and cadmium in bro fuel, Huel Seems like something the FDA should look into Oh www.npr.org/2025/03/30/n...

"We're going 75 in a 50."

[returning from time travel] “ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler” -wtf??? you killed a baby?!?! “uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust” -the what?

Such a great film

This looks like I made it with AI but no, when the sumo wrestler won the big tournament today at the Royal Albert Hall he was gifted a gigantic bottle of soy sauce.

standing on the white cliffs of dover chanting They Robbed You With A Ladder, Like Some Shit From Blackadder, You Tried To Stop The Looters, They Got Away On Scooters

There were so many great signs, it's hard to pick a favorite!

Alfa Romeo! Alfa Romeo! Wherefore art thou

He has a rotating blonde pompadour

Don’t worry it’s just a test. Israel is just murdering people to test if Hamas will retaliate. Israel is allowed to murder people if it’s a test.

America: No Kings Britain: No Dukes of York

This is most couples

Where does the medical profession stand on sweet and sour pork balls? Asking for a friend.

Pleased to announce that “Christmas is RUINED” season is now officially open. www.thetimes.com/article/bec0...

Looking for the red flags in Apple’s Formula 1 TV deal

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

LOL at MEGA Donki That is a pretty big and, at times, very weird shop

this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳

When you excel at playing the long game and then folk realise

At the drive-in ... I was also probably around four ...

Your first sci-fi movie? I was four:

Scheduled earthquake preparedness announcement was a lot more low key than I would’ve expected Akin to ‘offers at the deli counter’ at the big Tesco

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

This should be mandatory for anyone making phone calls on public transport

This made me laugh more than I expected. Sweep does Tales of the Unexpected.

Japan is reporting a flu epidemic much earlier than is usual. This early season could have implications for other countries via international travel so do get your flu vaccines (if you can) soon! 🧪 #HealthPolicy

Just when I think I've read the worst sentence I'll ever read every day it gets worse

presume I'm not the first person to say this but real cool that actual human adults can't get up to regular, legal human adult stuff online anymore but somehow the robots doing porn will be fine real cool!

What’s with the near global shortage/embargo of Sprite (or 7-Up) Zero? I rarely drink fizzy soft drinks except for sparkling water but when I do want something sweet, Diet Pepsi and Coke are minging

The rikishi are taking-in the town and doing what we all do when in London. Seeing the sights, admiring the parks, shopping on High Street, taking tea at Fortnum's, using the olde phonebox, eating Chinese, and having a terrific time.

Week nights at hotel bars are sometimes the best Tonight, I met a roadie for the upcoming drifting event this weekend and a Mexican American who is massively into punk and wants to visit Blackpool next year

Active christianity in the UK is on the decline, so there’s no need for it to have more of an influence in UK law than it already does… which is 100% too much

Don't make me tap the Robert Pattinson quote, Leto.

I don’t do calendars but if I did, I would get the one from TSW

That New York Times story lots of people are sharing today about Farage's ties to US anti-abortion groups was first reported by @mc00.bsky.social on Byline Times a year ago bylinetimes.com/2024/11/29/n...

Elon Musk is paying Tommy Robinson's legal bills. The British media and political establishment is still on X and maybe this is the wake up call they need. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

TIL that this account exists

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on! Boss: I have an idea

Yet another reason why I don’t have an online washing machine, fridge, TV, coffee cup, etc daringfireball.net/linked/2025/...

since it's spooky season here's my favorite gravestone

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film: 1) snow 2) bearded men concealing surprises 3) compulsory party games 4) introverts shunning group activities 5) digestive issues 6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms 7) knitwear

the basic problem is that it is easier to reproduce an artist's style in almost every detail or answer most questions with like 88% accuracy than to walk up four steps

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

With the world being… gestures wildly at everything… one of the most important things we can still do is laugh - sometimes hysterically, sometimes just to stay sane. So, with that in mind, I present to you: People Who Make Me Laugh. Let me know in the comments who rlse should be added. 🐻