I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

Tuesday

Oldest picture on my phone? Something any biker will recognise, an excellent example of the My Bike In Front Of Stuff genre. May 2009.

pinhead

K'Ehleyr, I still think of you every day. I tell myself that you can read these messages from Sto'Vo'Kor. I would relinquish all the glory I have won for one more wrestling match with you. Worf

Monday

Honestly, with these three this is the Rebellion operating at 90% efficiency.

Name your favorite alien

Honestly, with these three this is the Rebellion operating at 90% efficiency.

Omfg. Study after study has shown that the reason 12-step groups work is because of the human connection. Literally community is the treatment for addiction. This “AI AA” bullshit is going to kill people who would otherwise have sought help where it actually exists: IN MEETINGS.

The scripts to The Book of Boba Fett called it “the guitar bomb.” :)

"What one would like to have right now is for all of you fat, out of shape, House of Lords heffers to keep the noise down, as one takes one's robe off and shows you what a real sexy man looks like. Hit the music!"

Well, happy 10th birthday to one of the very finest of tweets. @fourfoot.bsky.social, we salute you!

Today, miniatures are nearly always seen as gray plastic, but scholars postulate that they were originally meant to be covered in bright, vivid paint. Using sophisticated imaging techniques, researchers can reveal how these figures were possibly intended to appear:

A Beast of an opening theme, now with CD-quality sound. First time hearing this particular rendition of David Whittaker's iconic music rearranged by D.C Productions Ltd. The first stage music is noticeably different. 📺: Shadow of the Beast's, Reflections/Psygnosis/Victor, 1992 (PCE/TG-16 CD)

Madam I guarantee you will be within 20ft of a nonce throughout the entire march

do not go to the US

Art by • Ian Miller

not unrecognizable but he does look like if Belgium had a dictator

Starmer faces his Waterloo

Balls. RIP.

One of the most interesting things I read about Andor was someone who said that Syril is a genuinely good man who doesn't realise he's working for the bad guys; but Cassian is a bad man in the service of a righteous cause.

Friday

Hands up if your regime would be plagued by Bunga Bunga scandals

I think this maybe the most niché bit of trivia I’ve ever heard.

Thanks to Katie Carr on Threads, I just learned: in 1996, the cast of the newly-launched “Star Trek: Voyager” got together to do a feature for Parade magazine about the power of late-’90s technology. Behold its fabulously unhinged glory. 1/

War beginning: easy peasy, lemon squeezy War ending: hardy tardy, what the fuck this lemon has spikes in it and keeps dripping acid on me

One of the reasons so many people voted against the Tories in the last election was because of their constant clown car psychodrama So OF COURSE Labour is going to do the same thing. Nothing they like better than eating their own young.

Wes Streeting, Angela Raynor, and Andy Burham prepare for Labour leadership fight.

Andy Burnham will force Keir Starmer to quit as PM by standing in by-election after by-election until Labour loses its majority.

If an MP resigns because of genuine personal reasons, health, family, or a sincere belief they can no longer serve then fair enough that is different. This may be procedurally democratic, but is it in the spirit of representation?

2) It looks like party management or internal manoeuvring rather than public service. 3) It may create the impression that seats are being treated as party assets rather than constituencies with their own democratic identity.

🧵3 posts My politics are left of centre and always will be. I have to say though, I feel slightly uneasy about someone giving up their seat primarily to create a route for a senior figure. 1) Voters elected one individual for a full parliamentary term, not as a placeholder.

Thursday

Thursday

Narrator: they did, in fact, cause a war.

Mid week game night tonight! Our heroes are in the heart of an ancient empire trying desperately to head off a war

I still believe in Gene Roddenberry's Vision™ for the future.

CEEFAUX WINS!

Tuesday

From Faye Marsay’s most recent Instagram story. 📸 buff.ly/Xbnn1xk

If Andy Burnham is your only answer, you have to accept that the question can only be "how fucked are we?"

Monday

Still trying to decide on a painting style for my Trench Crusade but I've finished the construction phase. Mix of kitbashing, conversion, sculpting and 3d printing. Probably some form of blanchitsu so always wise to start with a bold zenithal prime. #MiniaturePainting #TrenchCrusade

I'd quite like Angela Raynor to give me a final warning, not going to lie.

See this? QRT with your ghost art. Illuminated Trench Ghost for #TrenchCrusade. Will be getting painted next week.

It never ceases to amaze me how many election pundits don’t understand the dynamics of First Past the Post, and how vote-splitting works under the UK’s electoral system. John Curtice does. Listen to John Curtice.

You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is