Spent a good 5 or 10 minutes searching furiously for the butter I just bought last minute from the supermarket. Even searched the empty shopping bags and the car. Finally checked the receipt and yes, I did not buy any butter. Fuck me think i'm going daffy in my middle age

Just finished my annual rewatch of Mike Flanagan's The Fall Of The House Of Usher tv series, and have that sense of loss that you get when you watch something that's really well done but is finished for good. Bruce Greenwood should have gotten an award for his performance. Watch it if you can.

Yay my club mate has finished building my Mucklegeet from @heresyminiatures.com 😀 I love this sculpt! Get your own here, he's a lorge lad (pictured next to 28mm Mantic Firebrand) #nerdlings heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p...

Not a rhetorical question, let me know what sort of magical effect you think I should go for, pictures if you got em

A decade of whittling skeleton 3ups has paid off. I forgot to take pics of the process but this splayed hand was 5 bits of resin cocktail sticks glued to the sliced up back of the right hand

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

No, no, you drove all the way to work to look for your sculpting tool that *was* actually six inches in to your sculpting desk at home, buried under 6 pairs of identical strength reading glasses that you apparently migrated slowly from work

How Boba Fett got his crotch-dent. (This is now canon)

Should be a globally recognised holiday day

Age test: what's the next spoken word? Punctuation matters Defenders of the Earth!

Just remembered I own an electric coffee percolator. It sounds like an elderly tortoise having sex

FINALLY got my wife to see a GP after 5th time of queueing up at 7.30am for the surgery to open at 8am. People in front of us nearly got lynched after taking 15 minutes to try to arrange multiple appointments as the rest of the queue knew there's only a 20 minute window to grab one

This Bonan the Barbarian was really fun to paint, he's not for an army or anything, just because I love the sculpt. He's a 3-up so he's quite a tall lad, get yours from @heresyminiatures.com here: heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p... #jhbackdrops #nerdlings

Cleaning up crouching lurker bits and watching Live And Let Die in the background and good lord, that film has dated badly. Blimey.

had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post! #pixelart

It's a classic comedy trope: "right, Brad, all we have to do is make sure nobody presses this button that stops the elevator when the president gets on it" "Which button, Bip?' "this one!" jabs finger at button, accidentally pressing it *they both look over at the escalator, faces= mounting horror*

This brilliant video by singer Chris Cron deserves its own applause (he’s on Instagram), but it also reminds us how astonishingly good Queen were as songwriters and musicians. The melody, harmony, and lyrical flair are all elite — and this isn’t even one of their Top 5 most downloaded songs!

Seems the Alien Earth finale is a 50% split between people loving/hating it. I genuinely don't know how I felt about it, possibly because it was really short and mainly seemed to consist of set up for the next season. This show is going to end in Wey-Yu nuking the whole island, that's for sure...

Just realised we still haven't seen what the Melon actually does in #AlienEarth yet other than get up in people's faces with it's tendril thingy. Given the theme is body horror, maybe it sucks your face in, then your body, like basic Cell did in Dragonball Z with his tail

I'm actually quite cross at not having to drink four pints of beer for breakfast, to be honest. I recommend you try it one day on your next holiday, when you don't have anything else to get done that day.

Paypal emailed me to say ROyal Mail proof of delivery isn't proof of delivery to the correct address, so I need to provide even more proof of delivery. I've already told them the buyer confirmed delivery. And the buyer also told me they've already given him the money weeks ago so no idea wtf igo

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

This is Australia but holy shit

Woken by the sound of people rapturing over the house, honking loudly to each other as they flew away in a V formation. May have been geese am not an expert

OMG it all connects even the makeup

Hey if we're believing any old stuff we saw in books about being beamed up by something in the sky, I'm just going to wear my aldi crocs, asda loungewear pants, my good hoodie, warmest dressing gown and let's all remember to TAKE A TOWEL and down at least four pints in the morning.

Pretty sure he's thinking of vampires from the Blade films

Rapture tomorrow, how high up will all these people get before they start getting asked awkward questions about their love for their fellow humans, if they ever wore mixed fabrics etc and so plummet back to earth? Take an umbrella if you're going out, it's going to be raining reality-checked people.

Goodness me that's neat

The barbarians come. (Models from @heresyminiatures.com and Ral Paha Europe, see the past photos for the details of the conversation.)

Repost for Irish Film Classifications by Damien Owens, because it's just come up in FB memories and it's still *brilliant*.

Been trying to get my wife a face to face appointment with any of the GPs at the surgery as they refused to renew her fit note without a ftf appt. Been 4 days of trying so far, receptionists just shrug and say the system won't let them book anything try again tomorrow. Online service 'not available

Has anyone else read that novelisation? I]m sure it changes shape from amoeba to virus, to snake or something but it's so long ago that I read it as a young teen that I may be confusing it with the similar Red Dwarf novelisation of the polymorph story where it's a beam of light at first.

Got a self-employed interview with the DWP at 12.15pm in which I have to explain why my business is still doing just as badly as in July even though they gave my wife £100 to live on. Could not be more inconvenient, in the middle of the day.

Name a movie that is better then it's book. IIRC The novelisation of the original Predator film is very very different. In it the Predator is a shape-shifting lifeform that starts off as a bacteria or something and only turns into the humanoid Predator when it finally faces off against Dutch.

REPENT AND SPEND!

Heating came on last night as I was going to bed, took me a moment to work out it was because the temperatures dropped so much and not just a weird fault. Sadly have to have heating on so that house is at least 17.5c overnight or we get riddled with black mould for next 6 months until Spring

No rich person can enter the kingdom of heaven, so make sure you get all the people telling you the Rapture is coming tomorrow to give all their money to the poor and needy or they won't be Raptured It's not specified about owning miniatures, so heresyminiatures.com/shop heresyminiatures.etsy.com

Stop the internet, nobody has a better name than this

how to be a man

The Dark Shite Returns

*cronch*

Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)

Checking the "No food poisoning" box on DoorDash but it raises my price by $2 so I frown and uncheck it

the Strictly Line Up may as well be AI generated, there's only two ppl on it i know - Alex Kingston cos of Doctor Who, and Stefan Dennis off of 80s TV. Truly, the pro dancers are now more famous than the celebrities (ymmv)

Well, this is amazing! No wonder Doctor Who in the 60s was so adamant that Britain would one day have it's own space administration

this exists it is called thinking

And this is Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence, which, in my opinion, is easily the greatest Scottish poem ever written about Batman...

Bought a bag of coffee beans. left them at work.