@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social hopefully some sales coming your way. An estate agent loved my wall art and asked for details.

It’s that time of year where I ring Adobe to try and get my Photoshop subscription half-price by pretending I’m studying at Dundee University.

I have a spare A2 Trooper for sale if anyone would like one at a little discount from the shop. Printed on 310gsm Hahnemühle German Etching Please DM if you'd like it and I'll post it today

I need an intervention.

TOKYOSEXSALE! because of my printer problems there's some cheapie-peepie prints in my shop.. www.infinitebacon.com/studioseconds

If cats were allowed to enter Eurovision.

For some reason my dad has started arguing with my mum about where his waders are.

When you’re heralding someone’s beginning

Where your mum keeps the spare loo roll.

#Eurovision United Kingdom

If you’ve ever wondered what the U.K. entry would be if Germany won the war.

How it feels when your mum lets you wear your fingerless leather gloves to Tesco with her.

New Highlander looks lit.

Sorry, might not be able to post any more, I’m busy explaining this to America.

When my mum asks me why I don’t own my own house.

Spiritually, this is how we look when my wife and I have to dress up to go somewhere.

@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social YAY!!! LOOK WHAT ARRIVED TODAY!! (Also will now be approaching people in the Trout 😀😉)

TOKYOSEXSALE! because of my printer problems there's some cheapie-peepie prints in my shop.. www.infinitebacon.com/studioseconds

And the winner of the four cat prints (chosen completley at random via a Google algorithm) is: @popsiwinkle.bsky.social Congratulations! Please send me a postal address, Sorry if you didn't win but you can still feel a winner by treating yourself here www.infinitebacon.com

‘Hey Siri, forward 3 minutes’ has made every podcast instantly better.

Me: I’ll just sit down and relax for a few minutes The Cat: Like fuck you will

So Badgers has been added to the BFI archives. Honestly this feels like quiite an honor. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNqb...

Because I’ve been having printing woes, there’s a few new cheap studio seconds here. www.infinitebacon.com/studioseconds

I’ve FINALLY got the colours to where I want them. Bit batshit this one

I'll pick the winner at 2pm today :)

Nerdlingers. I’ve been offered an RS Stormtrooper helmet (THE best you can get) signed by actor Chris Bunn who was a Stormtrooper in quite a few Star Wars scenes. If you’re interested please DM me

one year ago today this tee was born.

I’ve had printer woes today so I’ll be drawing this tomorrow at 2pm. Sorry!

I have a spare XL ladies ‘blep!’ tee (it was returned as it was the wrong size) If you’d like it please DM me and I’ll knock some spondoolies off.

Bought myself a sling bag (Bellroy Venture 9L, thanks for asking). My partner opened it, saw all the pockets and pouches, and immediately put a couple of tampons in there. I’m slowly accepting that nothing I own is ever truly just mine.

If Batman were British.

I disagree with everything Trump says or does but falling asleep in meetings is something I can fully get behind.

I hear a banging song in another language and I think how wonderful it sounds and then I look up the lyrics in English and it’s like: I saw a snail Look at that bush I go to the shops I love the bus My feet are flat

You think you’ve got pressure.

COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

COMPETITION TIME! You could win the first 4 prints from my monthly Snail Meow Print Club. (Plus cat bung hole sticker) RT + follow to enter — winner picked Thursday at 2pm. Or just join the club here: less than a tenner with FREE worldwide postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

If you’ve not watched Widow’s Bay you should watch Widow’s Bay. It’s like a Parks and Rec, Mayor from Jaws, crossed with a Stephen King novel.

boink

Just spent the morning wrestling my shorts back into their hibernation box we then reburied in the garden.

Nothing prepares you for the Ring notification when you’re working two floors up and the cat in the blue tie appears.

This is the FREE sticker May’s Snail Meow subscribers will receive alongside this month’s kitty print. Subscriptions are under a tenner, with free postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub Shares are massively appreciated, thank you! #Caturday

When I meet another person on a hike.

This offer is still on until midnight tomorrow.

It is #caturday! Here is CATLUMP, a silly series of cat art experiments I do occasionally Adopt a catlump? 😺 - (prints)- www.inprnt.com/gallery/carl... #art

One darker aspect of Star Wars that people rarely talk about is that both Princess Leia and Han Solo were tortured.

This offer is still on until midnight tomorrow.

This is the FREE sticker May’s Snail Meow subscribers will receive alongside this month’s kitty print. Subscriptions are under a tenner, with free postage: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub Shares are massively appreciated, thank you! #Caturday

'Blep!' cat has gone. Just the Fett left bsky.app/profile/toky...