All my kitty prints so far.

Penultimate Guinness of my Dublin trip unless my partner decides to do more shopping.

Not saying I don’t like being alone with my own thoughts, but I do have to listen to a podcast while brushing my teeth.

You can join now 148 people and join my kitty print club. It’s not very profitable for me at the moment but it is fun! www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

Has anyone tried going through the much nicer Gay of Hormuz?

This is basically a Futurama joke.

If there’s one thing I have learned in this life, it’s that The Spectator is wrong about absolutely everything.

This is the last day for my offer. Thank you to those who have ordered!

Doing the Guinness store house tour. Just opened the toilet door for a half-smashed American holding two half finished pints of Guinness and a toucan magnet in his mouth. #handsacrosstheocean

This month’s cat print arrived this morning, another brilliant piece from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social I think I need to put the chonky cat sticker where everyone is going to see, it makes me very happy and I want to spread the joy 😺 #Cats #CatArt #Chonk

It's here and it's fantastic. More top work from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social who's Birthday week could be the end of him.... Buy his stuff to cover a taxi from whatever tree he ends up in the countryside howling at the moon

Arguing with my other-half about whether we should wait 15 mins to have her mind BLOWN

No idea why they’re pencils but I like it.

This is the last day for my offer. Thank you to those who have ordered!

I must stress this is brand new with a year guarantee. Trying to sell it elsewhete but I think people assume I’m a dodgy fucker. bsky.app/profile/toky...

Rough Dublin pub. Music Guinness, chatty locals. Perfect Sunday

@glennyrodge.bsky.social Happy birthday, sir!

If you order from today this is the print you’ll recieve. This is April’s cat print. If you sign up for 12 months you get the previous cat prints plus one month FREE! www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

I’ve popped a new Macbook 512gb Neo on my site (some prople were asking about a payment plan) I think there should be a link to Klarna there. It’s the £699 touch ID version. Only have the one. www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/neo

@jaseclutton.bsky.social I have the label for your kitty print ready to go. I’m going to be away until Wednesday so I’ll post on Thursday. I hope that’s ok!

Last day to grab March’s Kitty-Print and sticker for only 9.99 (including postage) www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

15% OFF everything in my shop Treat yourself to a new mug, print or summer tee! Use code SUNNY15 at checkout www.infinitebacon.com I’m heading back to the motherland this weekend for my birthday, so any order will go toward me getting absolutely wrecked. Thank you! x

It’s the penultimate day to get this kitty print and CHONK! sticker. To join in www.infinitebacon.com/printclub

I finally got my prints from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social up on the wall. So good. So happy. They're a really talented artist.

OK. This is gonna be Mays print. (still to be finished) If you’re subscribed, I’m so sorry

@kermodemovie.bsky.social Listening to today’s podcast and I recently drew something you might like. Would you like a print?

Every time I see a school-kid chuffing on a vape I just want to tell them to give up now or they’ll be the boring cunt in 30 years time banging on about how ‘I started when I was 15 and I’ve quit so many times’ My partner (the voice of reason) always advises me not to.

Just sayin’

OK. Which one of you jokers subscribed me to ‘Pack Goats’? Now getting constant emails about a live feed where I can watch ‘birthing goats’.

Terrifying tee. bsky.app/profile/jaun...

I get so many compliments on this t-shirt by @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social. It’s brilliant.

Got a trail cam so I can see if a hedgehog is using the hedgehog house. It’s captured 118 ten second videos of my cat eating the hedgehog food.

You have until Saturday to sign up for the ‘wut?’ print. Anyone who is waiting, I’ll be getting your prints out over the next few days :)

15% OFF everything in my shop Treat yourself to a new mug, print or summer tee! Use code SUNNY15 at checkout www.infinitebacon.com I’m heading back to the motherland this weekend for my birthday, so any order will go toward me getting absolutely wrecked. Thank you! x

I’ve had this idea since I was a kid. Someone had to break them in.

My partner keeps separating her ‘trinkets’ and I keep making them better.

‘KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!’

There’s a few people waiting to pull the trigger on this but it’s still available. (The purple version has gone)

Gary Kurtz’s 1980s Empire Strikes Back promotional t-shirts have just turned up!

Is there any bigger fake-out than opening the back door for your cat when it’s freezing, watching them trot over like they’re definitely going out…then they just sit there at the threshold?

18th-century Japanese cat print — or, much more likely, the cat print everyone in my print club will be getting in April. If you’d like to join: www.infinitebacon.com/printclub I hope you all like it!

Me seeing other people collecting stuff I have no interest in: ‘That’s so stupid’ Also me

Offer is still on until the ‘weekend, weekend’. (copyright Rebecca Black 2011)

I was going to keep this NEO but I really don’t need it. It’s the 512gb touch ID version. If you’d like it then please DM me, it’s still sealed. Thanks!

Sun’s out! To celebrate (and get you summer-ready), I’m doing £5 off all my t-shirts for a limited time. Perfect excuse to grab something fresh for sunny days Check them out and please do share! www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts Thank you!

If Ibiza Final Boss were a dog.

My old housemates' cat, Neko.

Put it on a T-shirt for our youngest's birthday and it went down a treat. Momo like feb's print but was also annoyed you'd stolen his style, had to talk him down from suing for image rights infringement

If anyone has a photo of a cat (doesn’t have to be yours) that they LOVE plz pop it in the comments and I’ll see if I can turn it into a Print Club illustration.

Went to a wine shop over the weekend and the lady before me was putting her bottle into one of these. I still can’t decide if it’s cool or stupid.