23 left from 250!

Genuinely think it’d be better to touch the surface of the sun than to touch seeds on bread when they’ve just come out of a toaster.

End of year rankings are for people who enjoy seeing all the same things in a slightly different order.

Dart players must know, more than anyone alive, the feeling of rubbing your belly against another man’s belly.

Just 36 left. THIRTY-SIX OF TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY! Don’t leave me hanging. bsky.app/profile/toky...

Can confirm, they're great.

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Next batch going out today! You’ll get yours befire the New Year. bsky.app/profile/toky...

Apparently she saw an alien once. Whoopee-fuckin'-do.

Now we’re on the bum-slide to the New Year there’s still a few of my calendars left. I’ll be posting first thing Monday so you’ll get it in time to start the New Year right. Punching Nazis. www.infinitebacon.com

Every Christmas I buy my partner one of these. (This year was Brewster) She doesn’t particularly like them but unbeknownst to her it’s how I keep track of how many years we’ve been together.

Now we’re on the bum-slide to the New Year there’s still a few of my calendars left. I’ll be posting first thing Monday so you’ll get it in time to start the New Year right. Punching Nazis. www.infinitebacon.com

It’s that time of year when I find myself stressing over how far the recycling lid can open before it all comes spilling out.

If you do get one of these for Christmas please be a responsible owner and pick-up after them.

Everyone is still asleep so I got up to start making my gravy and have a Guinness. That’s ok isn’t it?

Not saying Masterchef has influenced my pre-christmas puds but you’d be SO lucky to taste a Jellà Dofflé with a Nutella smear and Haute Dots of Heinz tomato ketchup .

The hottest my gf has ever looked.

We met three days ago and I can’t stop thinking about him.

Seasons Greetings.

I hope this card finds you well. The card

46 left! Order now to get one begire the New Year! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...

Why did I think this was a Predator?

ME. Roast will be ready at 4pm. 7pm. it’ll just be another 15 mins. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME

Daily battle.

My brother is getting Turkey-teeth DAYS before Christmas. Just sent him a supportive text,

I don’t wish to generalise women but after living with a few in differing relationship capacities (some relationships, some flat mates) my main takeaway is >ahem< All women dislike a wedding dress unless it’s their own. Here ends my TED talk

Partner’s dad is German and they just texted me to say they’re on their way.

Now just 50 calendars left. I am going to the PO at 2pm so if you'd like to order one please order below www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...

Bagged one as a Christmas present. Superb quality. And totally different from all of the mass produced stuff available on certain other platforms … strongly recommend.

Buy it! It’s bloody awesome. I know I am one of the 199 so far.

199 SOLD! Just 51 left. www.infinitebacon.com

Yay! The shirts arrived in time for Christmas, courtesy of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social. Nice fit, good quality heavy 100% organic cotton. The second one is a gift for the brother-in-law.

Perfect for coffee... And fighting crime in big jumpers and flares. He's Starsky. I'm Hutch. @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Nice work.

Saw a cheap, tacky Christmas decoration. Instantly sullied.

FINAL, FINAL, FINAL call. It’s my last First Class post day. Grab a last minute gift here www.infinitebacon.com To say thank you for all the support just use: TY15 at checkout to get 15% OFF (my subscribers have had this offer for a while)

Just 55 calendars left with 2 days post to go. (Before Christnas) bsky.app/profile/toky...

Just spreading the Christmas cheer. If you subscribe to Infinitebacon.com you'll get 15% OFF your first order. Thank you!

most artists farm this out but I make my own stickers

Have an eight hour goulash in the oven.

It’s ok everyone. I’ve sorted our Christmas plans.

You don’t want to go out in this weather Let me hate doing it fir you. Lots of unique gifts for the geek in your life. I’m posting right up until Saturday to make sure they get there first Christmas. bsky.app/profile/toky...

Happy Epstein Eve.

Like the myth that in London you’re never more than six feet away from a rat—on Bluesky you’re never more than fifteen posts away from someone on a toilet.

Couriers have countless unsolicited photos of me holding up a package like it’s a prize fish.

Bit of a long shot but is there an A R Lawson Order 04882 reading this? Your address has no house number and I've tried contacting you via email. This message will self destruct in 4 hours.

Do I waste a perfectly brilliant @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social sticker on my craft mat to make a weak dad joke? #starwars

Art.

LAST CALL! My final post day for prints and calendars is Sat 20th Dec. There's still time for me to send you a unique gift before Christmas. www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

RIP Buck Rogers :( bsky.app/profile/toky...