My calendar is FINALLY at the printers. Nothing on this Calendar is a template. I do EVERYTHING from scratch. Design, quotes, movie anniversaries.. 50 have already gone. Limited number available. If you'd like one, you can order here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl... Thank you!

New Falcon print has just gone up in my shop. First new illustration in an age! Signed giclee print on 300gsm Hahnemühle paper. Makes a perfect present for the Star Wars nerd in your life. Overseas orders welcome! www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

New Falcon print has just gone up in my shop. First new illustration in an age! Signed giclee print on 300gsm Hahnemühle paper. Makes a perfect present for the Star Wars nerd in your life. Overseas orders welcome! www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!

Knocked on my neighbour’s door at 6.40am because we have joint back gate access and one of the kittens disappeared into her garden. She wasn’t even annoyed. Just show the British a kitten and you can get away with ANYTHING.

Drawn too many asteroids. TOO MANY. I’ll have to delete some to tidy up the composition a bit. It’s chaos!

Really getting into Tibetan throat singing.

@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social finally got into the city. Right by the cathedral on the main thoroughfare. Hopefully it lasts a while!

I’ve FOOLISHLY ordered 250 calendars and almost 50 have already gone. The December illustration is a piece of original work. I’ll show that shortly Not ordering anymore so if you’d like one www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl... Thank you!

Start your Saturday with a little video of Agga-Nom Nom and The Bean Machine playing. (Shot just moments ago, they’ve been doing this since 5am hence why I’m up)

People having gherkins at McDonalds.

Once saw Marlon Brando getting interviewed at his home and he just shoved a sleeping cat onto the floor because he wanted to sit down. I think of this often. I just can’t do it. bsky.app/profile/toky...

I was fufilling orders today (in my studio) and had to stand all day because…kittens.

Idea for a low budget horror movie. Low budget special-effects come to life.

I have two kittens and I would NEVER do this but I’ve lost count of the amount of times my brain has told me to drop-kick one for a field goal.

I MADE UP THE BEST JOKE IN THE WORLD

When you think you’re on a stair-way to Heaven but Jesus presses the button that turns them flat.

Every time I see Elon Musk I always assume his face is on inside-out.

Is there a name for the fear that Elon Musk will buy Tunnock’s Tea-Cakes?

My mum and dad are having trouble with their next door neighbour but from EVERYTHING they’re telling me, they’re the trouble. Sent the below image to my mum and she asked WHY i’m sending her a still from ‘Allo, Allo’.

When I learned Norwich B&M is selling Brannigans Beef and Mustard.

Not saying I spoil these kittens but…

Bluesky for the next 48 hours

Almost there….What can it be!?

WHAT A COOL T-SHIRT! WHERE DID YOU GET IT!?

A crime has just occurred here. Now trying to work out who the culprit (or culprits) are.

If you want to know when to celebrate the anniversary of the Ikea Monkey AND have a 50th Anniversary Dad film ready to go on Christmas day 2026, then do purchase my 2026 Calendar. Very limited run Thank you! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...

Really should draw more of these. I did get called out for drawing the raised ‘bumps’ too small but it’s artistic license

Memory of the time I was moving house a couple of streets away so I walked a lot of stuff over there.

In a family run coffee shop where they import the beans from their own farm in South America. They’re literally in the back counting beans.

Amidst the Mike Collins and Graeme Reid work, a new @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social print takes its place in the TV nook. Always loved the S.H.A.D.O. Interceptors. Such a fabulous print. Thank you!

Offer is still on until midnight, Sunday bsky.app/profile/toky...

Shoutout to all those poor middle-aged supermarket workers who put the bare minimum into wearing a costume.

40 years old.

The male confidence of this little twat.

Last night my partner asked for a small bowl of chilli and she sent this back to the kitchen. I honestly don’t know what women want.

Offer is still on until midnight, Sunday bsky.app/profile/toky...

Love the Eagle print from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social Perfectly compliments my work desk model and art overload.

I’m mid-negotiation with someone named, ‘Power’. I’ll be honest, the odds don’t feel in my favour.

Pre-bought a game. Game became available to download last night. Got excited to play game. Waited until game downloaded. When I opened game I got a countdown timer telling me when I can play game. (1 day, 4 hours and 52 minutes)

Can’t be bothered thinking about the rise of the far-right at the moment, I have to deal with this kitten fight.

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

FLASH SALE! 15%OFF everything in my shop. Use code FLASH15. I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets. My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker. If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it! www.infinitebacon.com

Been playing ‘Holdfast’. 150 players, renacting battles from the Napoleonic era. Hilarious. I’m on the American server and usually pick the British army. I basically spend the entire game correcting the British accent of American role-players.

My dad rang last night to say he saw an old lady open her purse and she had ‘a ton of notes’ so he tried to mug her but she knew karate and beat him up. I just went ‘OK’ and he said, ‘I just wanted you to know’ and put the phone down. If he had dementia I could at least come to terms with it.

Please forgive the lateness of my calendars. I’ve been in frantic negotiations with the guys I usually get to print them because they whacked the price right up. Looked arround but the quality just wasn’t as good. Finally came to an agreeable price. Sorry! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/nerdl...

I’ve been training my whole life to get to the bottom of the stairs before the toilet finishes flushing. My main fear is that someone will threaten to kill my mother unless I can beat the toilet flush to the bottom of the stairs. I just want to be ready.

WOO-HOO! An hour extra of insomnia!

My Ulysses 31 mugs from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social are gorgeous!