HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Leo, a dug, laird of all he surveys.

Barton, though.

BBC really burying the lede there

Fans of brutalist architecture: I saw the Gala Fairydean main stand yesterday, and it’s as truly magnificent in real life as it is when it’s pretending to be Streatham Rovers.

Moving house status: I have rebuilt the book cases. This involved much effing and jeffing, and shouting “GET IN THE HOLE!” at screws and fixings more than an American golf fan.

Seems legit.

That’s a wrap

“100% cooked chicken breast” implies that other percentages are available 🤢

Well, I wonder who’s going to win that then.

I am HOME and Leo, a dug is pleased to see me.

Right, I’d better be off to live in Scotland, then.

SATISFACTORY #TheArsenal

Delighted to report that I have successfully deployed Fish In The Car against chuggers in Dorchester town centre.

Today on Duolingo: “Talk about Ghostbusters”

Regret to report that our tame Facebook nostalgia page is still publishing dreadful poetry, now with added racism. (Label added as a CW)

One of the classics has come back around the block. As a compromise, I would heartily approve trial by combat were it undertaken naked in a darkened basement using greased anvils.

My son-in-law is on a first aid course and it’s a CURSED aid course, am I right?

There can be only one.

In a rare moment of self-awareness, this full moon has been named “We’re The Making Names Up As We Go Along” supermoon. www.nationalgeographic.com/science/arti...

What the hell are you up to, Wes Anderson…

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS EXCELLENT DOG.

#KimJongUnTrouserWatch Difficulty level: Extra hard

Except Barry.

SATISFACTORY #TheArsenal

Very strong Torment Nexus vibes.

CHRISTMAS PIE

RIP Willie Young. Aberdeen, Arsenal, and working on the oil rigs. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Investigating the Bucha massacre (especially the disinformation propagated by Russia and its proxies) was one of the several factors in my massive mental collapse in 2022. Glad to see that Ukraine did not let it go.

Leo, a dug. An idiot.

Play Lalo Schifrin you cowards #totp

Ah, the Misery Twins #totp

These “Beatles” lads could go big, mark my words #totp

I love it when the far right use this song not knowing what it’s actually about. #Manics #totp

Wrong’un KLAXON #totp #corrs

Vic Reeves-ing along to the Boyzone lads. #totp

Kim Jong Un is visiting a hospital, so of course he’s smoking a fag.

Watch out for Ea Nasir this Halloween!

Parker board games actually used to do this and everybody thought it was normal www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

“What is the crime? Looking upon a meal? Looking upon a mighty Chinese meal and despair?” - Aussiemandias

Crikey.

“Look upon my low-quality copper ingots and despair” - Ea-ymandias

We are living in the absolute worst timeline.

SATISFACTORY #TheArsenal

Finished the Kathy Burke, and she’s absolutely magnificent. More importantly, plenty of time for a second one.

Changed the clock on my car, lads. Only took me four days.

Big up to this branch of Dobbies, currently playing Brilliant Mind by Furniture to a store full of indifferent pensioners.

“All I said was ‘All coppers are brachiosauruses’ and next thing I know I’m getting Tasered and thrown in the back of a police car”

This is the one thing we didn’t want to happen.