Another foot stool as a cat throne.. 😻 craftysharp.etsy.com

No images yet of the Arsenal players celebrating Probably waiting for the set-piece coach to tell them how to do it

Arsenal are going to be the story tonight, but if anyone bar Iraola wins Manager of the Year it'll be a travesty A club with a stadium that only holds 12,000 and they're going to be playing European football next season

I wants my Dreamies bonus. So pleez buy cat sofas.. craftysharp.etsy.com

"Yes, we admit we did it, but we'd still quite like the chance to get promoted and make £100m off our cheating" I mean, fucking hell

First photos leaked of Southampton spying team

Less than a week to find Southampton guilty and kick them out of the playoffs Three years and still crickets on Citeh and the 115 charges

This is the worst bit of scouting by Southampton since Ali Dia www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Thoughts and prayers with Rishi Sunak

I'll start planning the funeral Josh Widdecombe is to comedy what ebola is to sub-Saharan Africa

Last Tango in Canis #CaninesFilmFestival

Very sad etc, but if you say Bundibugyo in the same cadence as Bangaranga it makes it a lil bit better

Can't believe Lucy Worsley's got a series out of a Hamilton prequel with absolutely no songs in it

So glad VAR has ironed out all the big club bias in Premier League refereeing United and Arsenal getting a helping hand on consecutive days

"I've got a high performance skillsmaxxing podcast. You should give it a listen"

If we're hurling insults about Trump's appearance, I'm going to grab some popcorn and wait for @dempster2000.bsky.social to weigh in

Jesus Christ, from the size of that cat I’m guessing it’s lard

Musk v Altman - credit to the jury on finding that neither of them deserve to win

Who would have thought that a reality TV show peddling pseudo psychological horseshit, that throws two complete strangers with malignant narcissism and a rampant desire to be famous into a hostage situation would turn out to be full of wrong 'uns and producers with no principles?

So that's it then? Sorry we got it wrong, good job nobody got relegated or a Champions League place as a result, whoopsie?

So that's the Ryder Cup (winners - Europe), US Masters (winner - Rory McIlroy - Northern Ireland) and now the USPGA (winner - Aaron Rai - England) Is everything okay over there, American golf? You've gone a bit quiet all of a sudden Are we in your heaaaads, in your heaaads...? #USPGA

I'm sure Harry Brook won't be mentioning knocking Jamie Smith over for a second-ball duck when England meet up next week

Thoughts and prayers with the Brighton fans who were on our train to Leeds at 11am this morning so must have been on the go since fuck knows what time, now get to do the return journey after conceding a stoppage time winner

PGMOL getting their excuses in early I see

Hahahahaha fuck me Manchester VARnited strike again. Absolutely scandalous but utterly expected English football makes Scottish football look incorruptible

If Elliot Anderson is still a Forest player come September I'll be amazed

I,guess you could say that in its search for Eurovision points, the UK came up... *looks to camera* ...ein zwei dry

Guys. The Ancient Greeks weren't white. They were more like cephalopods than modern humans -- their skin was bioluminescent and constantly shifting its color. And they didn't live in in idyllic seaside villages; they could only survive near deep-ocean vents. They DID have Matt Damon accents, though

Tim drinks out of a sippy cup, like any big boy

Anyone who values something on the basis of its turnover rather than its profits is either an economically illiterate buffoon, or a racist kethead Nazi Or both

Coming soon to a town near you Bonnie Blue's Bangaranga Bus

Those Bulgarian security services with their network of vote-rigging systems, eh daft cunts? 😂 #Eurovision

Oh goody, here come the racists on the TL How tiresome and predictable

If the Beeb wants to save some licence fee money, it could stop ponying up for this every year #Eurovision

Cool that the regional bloc voting has now been extended from the phone vote to the national juries as well #Eurovision

They should bin the contest bit off and just have a 3-hour concert of #Eurovision covers every year

Alright, a death metal cover of Save All Your Kisses For Me might just have saved this disaster #Eurovision

Lordi! Now it's a show #Eurovision

Basically Moldova but with less chaos and more Teutonic precision

Cascada and Benny Benassi should double up on a lawyer #eurovison

Yeah, a lot of people used to walk round Vienna with a different coloured star, Graham. #Eurovision

Ace Frehley's lawyers are on the phone fella #Eurovision

Marc Almond Croissant #Eurovision

Evanesce & M #Eurovision

Xena Warrior Princess incoming #Eurovision

No thank you Norway, we have White Stripes at home #Eurovision

At some point, San Marino are just going to say fuck it and throw a truck full of money at Kendrick Lamar #Eurovision

Temu Tony Hadley here for Italy #Eurovision

That hook is straight off a Visit Turkey advert #Eurovision

"You're in my head, my heart, my body parts" Elon Musk's tribute to ketamine #Eurovision