Fourth again for Kirsty Muir Sport is a bitch

"I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast"

The two blokes on the artistic ski and snowboard commentary are the stars of the BBC coverage Need to get them involved on dull stuff like snooker and golf

In case you're wondering, the Greens 4 Palestine motion includes such treats as the Soviet "Zionism is racism" and the full batshit internet crank "ARabS aRE sEMitEs acTUalLY". They're so cooked, and so is Polanski eventually. www.jewishnews.co.uk/greens-leade...

DO BELIEVE THE HYPE!

Curling is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. First you get your brush out, polish your stones, wipe away all the detritus and aim for the bullseye. Bingo! Hammertime.

Do you like eggs? Do you like peas? Then you'll love new... EGGY PEAS!! From the makers of Cheezy Peas

If a man over-indulged on mango cider, would it give him brewer's drupe?

ONLY ONE ORIGINAL REMAINING. LIMITED EDITION PRINTS AVAILABLE OF BOTH.

Any news on whether this development includes a chippy, @alistaircoleman.bsky.social ?

Obama missing the chance to namedrop the Drake equation, which as ene fule no is N=R*x fp x ne x fI x fi x fc x L

More epic cricketing from England, which will have zero consequences for everyone involved bar increasing Rob Key's waistline as a result of more catered meetings at ECB HQ

Come in Jos Buttler, your time is up

There's a wonderful football ultra vibe to Zelenskyy 🎵 "You've seen the Ukraine, now fuck off home" 🎵 🎵 "You're going home in a Russian body bag" 🎵

So there's a Richard III society on Facebook, and their arch rivals are the Henry VII society? Lads. They've been dead 500 years. Give it a rest

Forget sofas @craftycow.bsky.social You need to think bigger

Just saw that Xing Zhilei, the Chinese DIY influencer, posted an update on his self-built cat town which went viral last year. youtu.be/i1savUPr-yU

Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis to test "New Manager Bounce" theory with 38 managers next season #fpl

Find someone who loves you as much as Lucy Worsley loves unnecessarily dressing up in documentaries

Imagine basing your businesses in Texas and not being able to acknowledge the Spanish-Mexican contribution to American culture, because you're just too racist

Right, off to watch Guy Martin learn how to be an HGV recovery driver

Fair play, Daniel Hannan's commitment to his comedy bit is unwavering.

Football Fairytales: The Elves and the Schumacher. Some helpful elves realise that a moustachioed German goalkeeper is overwhelmed and exhausted from having to do goalkeeping drills and putting on huge white gloves. So, as he sleeps, they go to the house of Patrick Battiston and duff him up.

Love how someone's looked at ski jumping and thought, "You know what that needs? A bigger hill"

These Anthony Gormley sculptures are getting more abstract

We're a week into a Winter Olympics, and GB are above Canada in the medal table Suck on that, hosers

I'd watch the Irish version of Traitors, if it was just thirty minutes of the wolfhounds Not sure why they ruin it by including people

Ed O'Neill and Christina Applegate, pictured at the Married With Children cast reunion

Worth pointing out that we've still got medal chances in the bobsleigh and Kirsty Muir in the skistyle big air final tomorrow night

Lump a fiver on Matt Weston for SPOTY Mo Farah and Kelly Holmes levels of Olympic brilliance

Petition to introduce France to the Lions tour rotation, just so another European team can give them a game

Huns V Tarts. Fingers crossed for an alien at Ibrox (not that you’d notice lol) x

Is it time to deploy this yet? #therugby

Pande-fucking-monium @deathofbuckley.bsky.social

Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen

Sky Showcase are running season three of The Simpsons this afternoon Just about to start digging Timmy O'Toole out of a well

Remember when we used to be good at curling?

I like how all the Olympic medallists get a soft toy Like going on Bullseye and getting a Bendy Bully

Hugh, Hugh Charlotte came through French, Italian flub #WinterOlympics #SnowboardCross

"First racing medal on snow" Somewhere in Scotland, Alain Baxter grumbles to himself

Are we having an open top minibus parade for Team GB?

Credit to Team GB, not bothering with any of the minor medals at this Olympics

Now that's better Banksy ..I kew you could do it.

Running a bottom-half Premier League club doesn't make you a competent politician either, Rupert

The gates should drop in the mixed snowboard-cross the second your teammate crosses the finish line, rather than have the delay between the two races

If you've ever wondered what it's like working with a top international feline model... well..

It's all go round here

The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…