Those King Sized sausage fingers were no match for little ol’ Tango Tiny Hands.

Donald Trump is quite right to say he’s not a rapist. It was *only* a charge of sexual assault that a court found him liable. #C4News

An otherwise perfectly satisfactory Sunday afternoon trip to the dump has been ruined because I had to ask The Man there to help me lift something because it was too heavy. Totally emasculating.

The Titanic analogy that @aiannucci.bsky.social made with Mandelson’s appointment on #StrongMessageHere was brilliant. As was the line “I wanted Mandelson as the ambassador, why didn’t anyone stop me?!”

Ok fine I’ll do it myself. I’m fucking wheezing

I love to watch “Mortimer and Whitehouse Go Fishing” it’s the Centrist Dad equivalent of ASMR.

Started playing that “Clair Obscur: Expedition 33” - thought it looked good after it won all those BAFTAs last week. It’s a beautiful looking game, wonderful music but - to me - it’s overly complicated and, even after four hours of gameplay, already feels like a chore. It’s not for me.

In the spirit of our Prime Minister, all of my future consultant appointments will be based solely on vibes and words like “On the GMC Specialist Register” and “Pending references and DBS clearance” will be seen as nice-to-have. #Newsnight

Starmer is at the phase of career decline where people are laughing at him. The next step is when people begin to feel sorry for him, and then it really is all over. #Newsnight

I bet the party leaders are absolutely bloody frozen stood in the Senedd like that. It is a ridiculously cold building. #WalesDecides

I don’t know what’s the most pathetic. The capitalisation of every word, or the fact the owners of this house are so triggered by alternative views in a democracy that they made/paid for a special sign.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Wasn’t there some controversy about the appointment of the current Cabinet Secretary, with public warnings from a former senior civil servant to Starmer not to go down this path?

UKIPs Paul Nuttalls has let himself go. #BBCQT

It would be interesting for one pre-election debate show if, instead of the general public, the audience was made up of sector leaders to ask questions of politicians, and challenge the answer- NHS CEOs, Directors of Education, Directors of Social Care, and Local Authority leaders. #YourVoice #BBCQT

Arenas ruin comedy and musical theatre. Even if I like the act or show, I won’t go and see it if it’s not in a theatre.

And yet the people around him won’t enact the 25th Amendment.

Oh, so you’re all experts on Hungarian psephology tonight, are ya?

Daniel Levy’s (Schitt’s Creek) latest series is also really very excellent. It’s called “Big Mistakes” on Netflix, and definitely worth watching.

Great to hear so many Senedd candidates outlining their priorities for the NHS in Wales. Not a single word about what they’d like us to stop doing so we can meet their vision. #YourVoiceYourVote

Remember everyone, it’s the hope that kills you.

Watching the Louis Theroux “Inside the Manosphere” documentary on Netflix. It’s incredibly bleak and depressing. This is a whole area of the internet that’s a massive blind spot for me, and I felt happier not knowing about these deeply strange people.

Which comedians/performers (still active, retired or dead), would be absolutely brilliant to see on “Last One Laughing”? * Rik Mayall * Robin Williams * Billy Connolly * Dudley Moore * Terry Jones * Frank Carson * Barry Humphries * Bob Monkhouse

“Fairground” by Simply Red.

As much as he is lionised by a certain demographic, not “being Winston Churchill” is a massive compliment in the 21st Century. Same goes for Thatcher. Their memories are just cosplay costumes for modern day politicians desperately searching for a brand. #Newsnight

AND INTRODUCING JOHN HURT AS THE WAR QUEER

4 US Servicemen dead and a girls school in Iran obliterated by American bombs. On Sky News, the demented old fuck is talking about curtains and his ballroom.

There's nothing for you here!

No plans… today.

Although Welsh Labour have accomplished a great deal over the last 25 years, and there is a lot to be grateful for, it’s clear that they have run out of energy and purpose. Now is the time for a refresh and reset, so @plaidcymru.bsky.social are, by far, the best party to take us to 2030.

I wonder why Starmer thought an already proven corrupt liar would be a suitable ambassador to Trump’s White House?

I’d quite like Gordon Brown back.

Peter Griffin?

I, for one, am very surprised that somebody who earned the moniker the “Prince of Darkness” turned out to be a wrong-un.

At least they have Reinaldo’s osteopathy income to fall back on. Oh. www.osteopathy.org.uk/news-and-res...

If he quits the House of Lords, does he still keep the honorific title?

15 minutes of the wonderful Catherine O’Hara being the absolutely iconic Moira Rose. youtu.be/75HX7RJCJ_8

I hope Batman kills them both.

Replacing “The Traitors” with yet another series of “The Apprentice” is such a jarring move by the schedulers. It’s like finishing a Michelin starred meal, only next to be served a bowl of lukewarm diarrhoea.

Replacing “The Traitors” with yet another series of “The Apprentice” is such a jarring move by the schedulers. It’s like finishing a Michelin starred meal, only next to be served a bowl of lukewarm diarrhoea.

Donald Trump addressing the Davos Summit

Poke article appeared in my Facebook memories from 2020 (based on a @welshgasdoc.bsky.social tweet). It's quite funny but it's also incredibly depressing how far Twitter has fallen. www.thepoke.com/2020/01/20/f...

Giving Donald Trump a second hand Peace Prize is an interesting play. The stupid old bastard will think he’s deserved it, and it might placate him for temporarily … a bit like waving a set of keys in front of a dog to stop it barking.

Rubio’s poker face here is excellent. It almost slips at about 21 seconds when he looks at Vance, but then he gets it straight back.

Has Kemi Badenoch actually got better, or is this an illusion because everybody else has got worse? #BBCLauraK

@mrjamesob.bsky.social It’s even worse that Musk has turned off his Grok feature for non-paying users as that demonstrates that it can be done, but gives the message that you are allowed to be a nonce or a sex-pest… but only if you pay him for the privilege.

ICE are merely the armed militia of a dictator in charge of a rogue nation.

Harlan Coben’s “Run Away” on Netflix is a really great 8-part drama. Stellar cast and an excellent story,

The United States of America is now officially a rogue nation.