Just worked this out - I'd had five by the time I was 11: Churchill, Eden, Macmillan, Douglas-Home and Wilson.

Yet over-babied in the White House.

Slightly increase a band. No, not like that. How the fuck does that work? What? That's not even a fucking band. Slightly decrease BlueSky. No, not like that...

Two shots, come on. Still brilliant.

Memoria in Aeternum https://www.wikiart.org/en/hans-hofmann/memoria-in-aeternum-1962

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Not nearly enough people talk about how totally fucking cute and adorable witch’s familiars used to be in the 16th Century.

What IS the national anthem these gays - Sweet Caroline?

Retired Factory Worker Had No Idea Earnings From ’50s Would Have To Support 3 Generations Of Family https://theonion.com/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-50s-w-1819576513/

My solution, which may sound harsh, would be to arrest a random e-scooter rider every ONE hour and put them in a cell with no wifi and terrestrial-only tv indefinitely until the situation resolved itself.

'Keir is the right man for the moment.'

Can't do it, can't actually look at his tragic face or listen to his pretend-tough voice. Gave it ooh six seconds?

he looks like every ironic TikTokker with their ickle mic

It would be way more interesting to hear about how this guy's penis apparently works.

Hahahaha YES oh God.

Lecturer in Modern British History Lancaster University - School of Global Affairs #skystorians 🗃️www.jobs.ac.uk/job/DRL783/l...

Hal Morey, Beams of sunlight streaming through the windows at Grand Central Station, New York,1930

And Polanski.

🤩 If we could manage to get west London politicians to see past their windscreen lens, they might realise that we too could do something super awesome like this at Hammersmith Bridge, combining heritage public realm with 21st century transport innovation! www.hammersmithbridge.solutions

America, mate, come on. You've had enough, let's get you a taxi.

10 May 1939 | A French Jewish girl, Monique Cofman, was born in Mont-Saint-Aignan. She arrived at #Auschwitz on 8 November 1942 in a transport of 1,000 Jews deported from Drancy. She was among 773 of them murdered in gas chambers after the selection.

Thank you for this thread. They love Tice, fuck's sake.

Candor https://collections.artsmia.org/art/116539/

So basically if you become a ghost, the default settings will put you in the age and clothes you died in. What you want is to select, REVERT TO PRIME OF LIFE, in the Advanced Options submenu. Then you can pretty much just scroll through all the outfits you had in life, set body transparency, etc.

Once lived in Wheatley Hill. They dismantled the colliery, grassed it over, left the streets around it to slowly die (everyone was supposed to move to Peterlee New Town) and just...ignored it. Category D.

WORSE: Imagine the people in the fast lap lane. BETTER: Imagine this still being a mad, modernist beacon of Britain's state-owned telecommunications. This was ours, once. #PostOfficeTower #TheBeatles #HaroldWilson #Optimism #SandraCamfieldSheBrokeMyHeartOnThatSchoolTrip

Completely unacceptable from the Board of Deputies. This nakedly partisan hypocrisy does not represent me or many other British Jews. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Who remembers them good old days? You couldn't even have a 15 year-old wife these days, THANKS STARMER.

'Go to Threads, Simon', they said. 'It's much nicer than X.' Threads:

You can tell a lot about someone if you're a grass.

that's what I fancy - that white blob in the blue, only made of something tough and five feet tall and in 3-D

roses are red, hold all my calls,

fancy a bit of sculpture in our little garden. about five feet tall, about as far away from the classical figure or winsome country lass as possible, ideally abstract, and affordable. anyone got a lead? x

TIME FOR A REPEAT. Meanwhile: www.mixcloud.com/espeee/the-h...

07-05-26 Dear Political Commentators, if by 'unthinkable' you mean 'the future of European defence without America' I think you'll find that has been relentlessly thought all over the fucking place for the last three months. Yours, A STATE PENSIONER

Give Captain America one of these instead of his shield

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Outstanding by the good people of Inverclyde 👏

To be fair they didn't use to charge for front page editorials.

Also, calling itself a newspaper now is a bit fucking rich. Once a week stupid mag full of celebs and advertorials.

Had the same on our local paper. Reform clearly has a healthy ad budget and the press is happy to help them spend it

The London Standard - 'The newspaper of the greatest city in the world' - took money for this. Lebedev, the po-faced Vichy accommodationist prick.

An great example of the take-off principle I outlined (see images): on take-off, everything that can be flung upwards to gain upward impetus, such as the head, neck and wings, is flung up. Your crow's head is still rising but the wings are flapping down. Vodroms could also flick their bony tails up.

Sir David Attenborough is one of the major reasons we are allowed Nice Things. He is the perfect balance to his late brother who kept opening deeply flawed dinosaur-based leisure attractions. #NiceThings

Stephen Collins. Every frame a smart bomb. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Reasons recorded for worker absence on this 3,250 year-old ancient Egyptian attendance register include ‘brewing beer’🍺 ‘stung by a scorpion’ 🦂 and ‘embalming brother’! 🤯 From Deir el-Medina, royal tomb worker’s village 📷 by me #Archaeology

Today is publication day for my book, Prestige Drama. It's a funny, angry book about Derry, memory and Troubles-scented television. I think it's quite good, however I can *confirm* that it's quite short. But don't take my word for how great it is, look at all these lovely people saying that.