warrington-runcorn-cis.bandcamp.com/track/shoppi... More greatness @warringtonruncorn.com

I see that an accused rapist: a) doesn’t know his way around a bible that he claims to love b) hasn’t heard of bookmarks c) is still getting TV offers

If you only listen to one album today, make it this. Extraordinary doesn't even begin to describe it. heatcrimes.bandcamp.com/album/paradi...

UK gigs for the rest of the year: London, Hebden Bridge and one summer festival yet to announce its line up. UK gigs for next year: 17 and counting.

Happy to have my new BUNKR album Signals out in the world. Ltd clear vinyl + download available now on Bandcamp (full streaming release to follow on 01/05). Big thanks to @vlsi.bsky.social & all involved with making this happen. bunkr-music.bandcamp.com/album/signals

Apologies for the delay on the re-release of People & Industry. I know we said April, but we’re still waiting for the vinyl to arrive from the pressing plant. music.youtube.com/watch?v=q4Bm...

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

25% off covers Suite, Standard, Packs, and upgrades. What's in Live 12.x versus earlier versions? What does Suite get you that Standard doesn't? Welp, sounds like that's a call for a refresher (plus that video I did of stuff to try once you grab Live 12):

Not only is Charlotte running the London Marathon for a really great cause, she is one of our best MPs. If you can, give the Warrington Wolves Foundation a donation on her behalf.

I really miss the days when crop circles would be on the news.

St George is only the patron saint of England because Richard the Lionheart - a Frenchman who hated England - stole the flag of the city Genoa on crusade because they had free passage across the Mediterranean and he was a dickhead who believed consequences were for little people.

Just reading a few posts from American journalists. It seems in the last couple of hours that the Trump admin has blamed Biden for fuel prices, Spirit airline troubles, a measles epidemic and probably the assassination of the Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand.

Just ordered it, because *of course* I have.

On 23rd May I'll be playing my first gig in Nottingham, at By Our Hands We Make Our Way. Killer lineup on this. Really excited to bring my wriggly business to a new city! And the home of Games Workshop too! Tickets here: wegottickets.com/f/18848/

This is the way.

Ooh! I get the @uheplugins.bsky.social Zebra 3 upgrade for nowt!

"Legitimate concerns" is just a euphemism for "legitimising hate"

UPCOMING GIGS! I’m really looking forward to all of these. Two dates in Belgium and one in London at Iklectik Level. London always pops off! Tickets at warringtonruncorn.com/live

It just occurred to me that the famous Rocky trumpet fanfare is almost identical to the introduction to The Floral Dance.

Can we have a Prime Minister who remembers what Labour is supposed to stand for now please?

Has that shit died yet, or not? It’s my birthday soon and it’d be a lovely early present.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

PS. Setting up for a career change from the day job (IT) and it's been so delightful to be working with a human graphic designer on my business logo and artwork - and paying for something created organically between us. Bears such a different and healthier energy! xx

If Facebook wasn't bad enough, the sheer number of local events being advertised with horrendously awful AI slop posters - from gigs to pub quizzes - currently make it the ugliest site on the internet.

If you see this, quite with a pic of you in glasses.

Local Boys in Bradford, 1972, photo by Don McCullin.

Has anyone built one of those websites called arethestraitsofhormuzopen dot com, and when you visit it just says Yes or No? I feel like that would really simplify matters.

Unfortunately, its probably one of them there movie songs that was at number one for five and a half months. Adams, Wets, Houston, Loaf.

I arrived a little late to the @warringtonruncorn.com party, hence I'm missing the first 2 albums 😕 But I'm here now 🙂 Where's the buffet? Thanks to Nina @castlesinspace.bsky.social for some top notch packing & posting.

More like the Straits of Hokey Cokey, amirite?

A big shout out to all the staff of record shops across the country dealing with crowds of visitors this weekend. Record stores are the absolute best. And you can visit them most other days of the year. #RSD2026

A very important question for you all: which episode of The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer had the Stars In Their Eyes sketch on?

Tina Fey on lead vocals. #TOTP

Genuine question: after 6 weeks of bombing Iran, the US has almost run out of Tomahawk missiles, and their Navy is running out of food. Car companies are being asked to make weapons. Other public spending is being slashed to bits. What the hell is their $1 trillion a year military budget spent on?

"This is a tent. I am in a tent. The walls of a tent are thin." - Keith 14:5

Yesterday a new release landed on my label Frosti from Scottish musician The Lost Past Society : frostilabel.bandcamp.com/album/transm... It's a stunning album in the form of a fictional radio station style mixtape (lots more about the concept in the Bandcamp description!)...

I’ve tried engaging with Threads this past couple of weeks, but the Following tab is random. The algorithmic tab is chaotic and filled with blatant bot misinformation accounts. There’s no sene of community on there.

Sometimes I feel like disappearing for 13 years too 😂

The new Boards of Canada track has left me in awe. When it kicks in at 1.40 the hairs go up on my neck and I’m fighting back the tears. It begins in their usual VHS gloom and ascends to angelic euphoria. Astonishing.

Saw this and had to nick it.

The problem nowadays is that CEOs don't want to work. They just want money for laying people off and blathering about AI, not for producing any positive or concrete improvement to the business. They expect hundreds of millions for thousands of job loses and it's weak sauce, snowflake behaviour.

NEW EPISODE NEW SERIES #BrokenVeil Patreon.com/brokenveil

Lyrics are vastly overrated. Not everything needs to be deep, meaningful, heartfelt and insightful. Sometimes everyone just needs to board the Vengabus.

The headline is bad but the real horror awaits in the standfirst

I wish I had enough time - and, frankly, the ability to put down my phone - to read all the books I want to read.

In the last 10 years, the licence fee has only gone up by £34.50/year. In the same time, for the same deal (HD, no ads), Netflix has gone up by almost double that, £67.08/year. And that’s just for Netflix, not the ENTIRE BBC.

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ChatGPT! It has its frothing haters... Unemployed Artist: My career and entire industry's been destroyed, to save CEOs a tiny percent of money they don't need ...But it also has its innovative enthusiasts! Some guy, grinning at us, covered in blood: THE GOD INSIDE MY PHONE SAYS I'M THE CHOSEN ONE

I’ve just discovered this Wikipedia page, and it’s like a Rosetta Stone of whatever the fuck young people are on about. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossar...