Tom Crowley Simulator 2026
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Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com
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A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
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Tomās wishlist for whatever Doctor Who comes next: 1ļøā£ More episodes cheaper, not 4 episodes per series each full of CGI and costing Ā£10 bajil. 2ļøā£ Same Doctor in it for at least a series. 3ļøā£ More episodic adventures, less series arc. 4ļøā£ No fundamentally questioning the concept of the show Doctor Who.
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Help Uncle John bring joy to all the good little film fans!
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Can I play one of the arresting officers in the inevitable dramatisation by Sarah Phelps? I have experience š
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PJ Holden
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shove yer ai up yer hole, this is where it's at.
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Big new project this year: movie adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Scrooge is a hot young executive at a new tech start-up who has to ālog inā to the Metaverse to destroy a computer virus that wants to launch all the worldās nukes.
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Hello, it's Dan McDaid
3 days ago
They do "it"
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Challenging!
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Controversial!
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Sad!
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Sordid!
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Lovely.
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Hope for us all!
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Now THIS is some fan fiction I can get behind.
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I sense an agenda here.
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Beautiful.
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Very valid theory.
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šØ IMPORTANT SURVEY šØ In your opinion, at the end of the Ballad of Barry and Freda, do they do it?
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One note: please say sticky toffee pudding more.
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Gemma Arrowsmith
5 days ago
Iām running this intro to sketch comedy writing workshop next week:
www.medwayplaylab.com/workshops-/
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I flatter myself that Iām a responsible person with inner strength and self-discipline, but I also know that if I were admitted into a fizzy sweets factory I would be dead within the hour.
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You can hear me as The President of America, not that one, a different one, in this ten year anniversary special of Tales of THATTOWN, out now! Thanks for having me, Jesse, and congratulations!
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Jamie Smart
7 days ago
lol someone made a great video out of my
@scarredforlife.bsky.social
rant about Ghostbusters
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Scarred For Life - Ghostbusters
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This is a safe space! Post a
#Superman
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You were right, Number 27ās amazing.
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There is only one answer.
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Today I'm Waking Up With A Hoare, a man called Hoare, David Hoare with an H, the comedian. You can listen to his podcast or watch the thing on YouTube, what a world:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ2...
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Matthew Highton
13 days ago
All the times Alan Grant farts in Jurassic Park.
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Viz Comic
13 days ago
subscriptions >>>
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What a nice day. More coming very soon. Watch out, hissers! ššš
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TikTok is where thereās a guy called DonkeyDave and youāve never heard of him but nine hundred million children follow him and he specialises in making something called āautistic pastaā and itās so popular that it destroyed Italyās actual economy and itās only 7:45am and you havenāt made your coffee
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Me under torture ā¤µļø ME: Do whatever you like, Iāll never tell you the nuclear codes! Never! TORTURER: Drink this pint of the swamp water that collects at the bottom of the vegetable drawer. ME: Aaaaaah eight four nine seven
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Me under torture ā¤µļø ME: Do whatever you like, Iāll never tell you the nuclear codes! Never! TORTURER: Drink this pint of the swamp water that collects at the bottom of the vegetable drawer. ME: Aaaaaah eight four nine seven
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Gemma Arrowsmith
20 days ago
Hey, creative people! Just a heads up that you will be told "Wait, be patient. Your time will come" right up until you're told "You've had your time. Best step aside." It will even weirdly overlap in the middle. Ignore both because they are both complete bullshit.
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If you use AI you're a scab pass it on
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āGrandma, itās so wonderful to see you again! WHERE DID YOU HIDE UNCLE ROSTRUMāS GOLD?ā
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Johan Nohr
21 days ago
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Can we abolish the monarchy yet?
22 days ago
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Like a lot of people my age, one of the first truly brilliant comic performances I ever saw was Catherine OāHara in Home Alone. One of the greatest.
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90s kids knowz how it do be
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What's this thing now where Jimmy Carr starts dropping F-bombs like a terrified open mic comic at their first gig whenever he speaks to Americans?
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The Garak-Siskhoff illusion: the feeling that, several months after beginning to watch Star Trek: Deep Space 9 for the first time, all you seem to see everywhere is Deep Space 9 all of a sudden.
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Hi new followers! If you're not sure who I am, I'm Tom Crowley, I do acting and writing, mainly in comedy. The best thing I do is a sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time. It's free! Last year I was very excited to have Paul F Tompkins as a guest star for Episode 40. Download it today!
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Gemma Arrowsmith
25 days ago
I did a few voices for Things You Should Have Done like the Alexa, the 999 dispatcher and a couple of other bits. Listen out for me! I'm not in the credits but I promise it was me, I remember doing it.
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Meet your local Reform candidate for Minehead!
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Hi new followers! If you're not sure who I am, I'm Tom Crowley, I do acting and writing, mainly in comedy. The best thing I do is a sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time. It's free! Last year I was very excited to have Paul F Tompkins as a guest star for Episode 40. Download it today!
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Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform.
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Today, on tellyās 100th birthday, my state address is that the BBC is a miracle and the British people need to defend it. Buy a TV licence, advocate for public ownership and remember, always remember, that the BBC is much, much more than just a couple of BBC News correspondents you donāt like.
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Matthew Highton
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper āfare for the crossingā. Itāll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
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