Tom Crowley Simulator 2026
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Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com
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A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
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@pftompkins.bsky.social
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about 2 months ago
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Hot thrusters! Look at this incredible painting of Link Tangent, Space Cartographer from my sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time, by listener
@moniquegraceart.bsky.social
! I am in awe. Particularly of the detail of the charted planets. Thanks Monique! Listen to Crowley Time here:
crowleytime.com
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Hey hang on
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(CJ SCREENSHOT) Ah Snake Boys, here we go again.
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about 4 hours ago
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The theme of my birthday this year is āunconventional sci-fi women from the eightiesā.
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2026: engage.
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Any other good New Year episodes? All I can think of are Dinnerladies: Minnellium and Frasier: RDWRER.
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6 days ago
Top tip for tonight: If you hit play on Who Framed Roger Rabbit at exactly 11:36pm, you will miss the chimes of midnight because you will be engrossed in one of the best films of all time. š
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If you donāt like Smersh Pod, thereās the door. šŖ
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Skinfinger
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11 days ago
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Home Alone 2 is horrendously unrealistic. Donald Trump would never pause to help a child.
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Donāt forget guys, the new Mrs Brownās Boys Christmas Special starts at 10:15pm on BBC One, so thatās a perfect time for you to excuse yourself and listen to this on the toilet instead. š
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12 days ago
Please enjoy this festive Christmas Reith.
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Today is the day a very special man was born, sent to us many years ago to tell fantastic tales and bring messages of peace and understanding. Happy birthday Rod Serling!
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Seasonās bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
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Not long now until you-know-who comes down the chimney. Thatās right-
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Seasonās bleatings! The Crowley Time Christmas Special is on your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
right now! Can a voice from Mister Christmas's past help him out of his crisis of confidence? Only listening to it will tell. Featuring beloved actor Richard Rycroft.
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Leyline High Rewind
14 days ago
Our Xmas episode will arrive in your podcast feed at 3:30pm today! (Home time) Let us know YOUR favourite Leyline High Xmas special. Was it the one from 1989 where the chemistry teacher is buried with a stake of Holly through his heart- but then comes back to life because of a Xmas Zombie virus?
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No, no, Peter, I think youāll find that when you release a podcast, people say ACH NEIN DAS PODCAST! ššš
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soul nate
15 days ago
[first day as a shepherd] boss: where are you going? me: [pointing] star boss: what? why me: [shrugging] baby
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The 2025 Tom Crowley Award for Post That Tom Crowley Posted That Tom Crowley Thinks About And Wants To Repost Most Often goes toā¦
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16 days ago
The Empress of the Racnoss āakakakakaā from Doctor Who and Anna āyes, no, the fact isā Rampton from W1A are both played by Sarah Parish and I donāt think we talk about that enough. An actor who understands the assignment. Unrecognisable. š¤©
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Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
now!
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Want to try my sketch podcast Crowley Time but not sure where to start? Well here it is, a brand new Best Of with a difference! Finally, me, Tom Crowley, is made to answer for his crimes by the highest authority: aliens. Available on your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
now!
18 days ago
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My pledges as next DG: ⢠Shows where famous wankers glance at clips of old shows on iPads and say āthatās great, isnāt itā punishable by death ⢠Every accusation of imbalance to be met by a statement from me, the Director General, as follows: āup your arse sidewaysā ⢠Job retitled King of Telly
about 2 months ago
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Hello from sea.
21 days ago
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Always makes me happy that Phil Oakey is wearing a Dark Judges t-shirt in the video for Together in Electric Dreams. It's entirely irrelevant and doesn't match the content or mood of the song at all. The crime isss life!
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22 days ago
THE ITERATION IS THE GOOD BIIIIIIIT
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Rob Reiner directed so many absolutely world-class films that you could be forgiven for listing some of them as your favourites and forgetting it was him that made them.
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Tomorrow, Sunday 14th December at 6pm, Iām guesting live on The LOL Show with Chris Smith! Then available to watch on YouTube after. Tune in at
www.lovedabeatradio.co.uk
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Four Candles and Dead Parrot are fine and everything, but I'm still going to stick my neck out and say this is the best sketch ever on telly.
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Heads up, you can apply to be Director General of the BBC through the job listing here:
careers.bbc.co.uk/job/Director...
And if you think you're not qualified, just remember that John Reith had to find out what "broadcasting" was before his interview.
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Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day!
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about 1 month ago
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Order soon if you want some Crowley Time swag for Christmas! Both the Sumptuoso Sweatshirt and the NEW AND IMPROVED Maximum Elite T-Shirt must be ordered by the 16th Dec in the UK and the 7th Dec in the rest of the world if Mister Christmas is to get them to you for the big day!
crowleytime.com
about 1 month ago
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Just booted up Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on the N64 for a quick go. Itās still excellent. The biggest thrill is that itās one of the few video game experiences where you get to play as Denis Lawson.
about 1 month ago
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Kier Starmer, Lad Lawyer thinks you should listen to the latest Smersh Pod! David Hoare and I bury the beef and start the exciting new gang the Bug Boys. šŖ³
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Sometimes I scoff at video game bosses with obvious weak spots in plain sight, begging to be attacked, then I remember my fragile human balls dangling about.
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Iāve just rewatched Spaced for the first time in over a decade and itās flooded back into my head what an utterly foundational show it was for me. It shaped my sense of humour and palette of references but also showed me the importance of packing every second youāve got full of stuff.
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Those GOD DAMNED Field Trip kids have done it. Theyāve released a sketch comedy podcast! I loved this. It contains maybe the funniest song about asylum policy Iāve ever heard, and a fantastic joke about a music shop. And much, much more!
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Meet Smeena, your helpful AI assistant! From Crowley Time Episode 40 with special guest Paul F. Tompkins.
crowleytime.com
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Meet Smeena, your helpful AI assistant! From Crowley Time Episode 40 with special guest Paul F. Tompkins.
crowleytime.com
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about 1 month ago
Weāll be back in that blue box in no time. Happy
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Happy
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about 1 month ago
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Yesterday I travelled to Burnistoun to watch
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put old Biscuity Boyle in the ground and oh, what a solemn occasion it was! A sublime hour of character stand-up, the whole room pishing themselves throughout.
about 2 months ago
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When the AI bubble's burst and all the money's gone into a big fire, will there be enough funding left to take the AI assistant buttons off all my computer programmes please
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It's mad how everyone who's a prick and everyone who uses AI just happen to be the exact same people, isn't it.
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about 2 months ago
I've been thinking about this episode and cracking up since I listened to it on Friday. Absolutely incredible work from Tom as always, and damn if I don't love PFT's little Baby Bifford.
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Field Trip Sketch Comedy
about 2 months ago
This is an absolutely incredible episode of Crowley Time on the writing ALONE. Add PFT to the mix? Oh baby you've got a hell of a stew going!
#audiodramasunday
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A big moment for me! Episode 40 of my sketch and character comedy podcast Crowley Time is OUT NOW, and its very special guest is none other than Mr Podcasts, Mr Show alumnus and Mr Peanutbutter himself, Mr Paul F. Tompkins! On your podcast app and at
crowleytime.com
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@pftompkins.bsky.social
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