If I stop zero wars and start about thirty, can I have a peace prize too? I only want the ones that pay money.

I love it when Matt Parker comes a-knocking and asks for some funny voices, especially when his team then edits them into an extended cereal advert! You can watch the full @standupmaths.bsky.social video on cereal maths here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYjD...

I love it when Matt Parker comes a-knocking and asks for some funny voices, especially when his team then edits them into an extended cereal advert! You can watch the full @standupmaths.bsky.social video on cereal maths here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYjD...

Oh smeg, this one really shocked me. RIP to a great one. I hope there are edible Pot Noodles where he is now. www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

The special guest of Crowley Time Episode 42 has a message for you. Look out for our sketch-character-musical extravaganza, coming soon! @odinnoh.bsky.social crowleytime.com

The special guest of Crowley Time Episode 42 has a message for you. Look out for our sketch-character-musical extravaganza, coming soon! @odinnoh.bsky.social crowleytime.com

oooooh banana

Oh my goodness YES! The episode of Supertato I wrote is now on iPlayer: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Follow the Snake Boys if you know what’s good for you! 🐍🐍🐍

Tom’s wishlist for whatever Doctor Who comes next: 1️⃣ More episodes cheaper, not 4 episodes per series each full of CGI and costing £10 bajil. 2️⃣ Same Doctor in it for at least a series. 3️⃣ More episodic adventures, less series arc. 4️⃣ No fundamentally questioning the concept of the show Doctor Who.

Help Uncle John bring joy to all the good little film fans!

Can I play one of the arresting officers in the inevitable dramatisation by Sarah Phelps? I have experience 👇

shove yer ai up yer hole, this is where it's at.

Big new project this year: movie adaptation of A Christmas Carol. Scrooge is a hot young executive at a new tech start-up who has to ‘log in’ to the Metaverse to destroy a computer virus that wants to launch all the world’s nukes.

They do "it"

Challenging!

Controversial!

Sad!

Sordid!

Lovely.

Hope for us all!

Now THIS is some fan fiction I can get behind.

I sense an agenda here.

Beautiful.

Very valid theory.

🚨 IMPORTANT SURVEY 🚨 In your opinion, at the end of the Ballad of Barry and Freda, do they do it?

One note: please say sticky toffee pudding more.

I’m running this intro to sketch comedy writing workshop next week: www.medwayplaylab.com/workshops-/

I flatter myself that I’m a responsible person with inner strength and self-discipline, but I also know that if I were admitted into a fizzy sweets factory I would be dead within the hour.

You can hear me as The President of America, not that one, a different one, in this ten year anniversary special of Tales of THATTOWN, out now! Thanks for having me, Jesse, and congratulations!

lol someone made a great video out of my @scarredforlife.bsky.social rant about Ghostbusters youtu.be/_4HYn2IHbpU?...

This is a safe space! Post a #Superman

@eddierobson.bsky.social You were right, Number 27’s amazing.

There is only one answer.

Today I'm Waking Up With A Hoare, a man called Hoare, David Hoare with an H, the comedian. You can listen to his podcast or watch the thing on YouTube, what a world: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtQ2...

All the times Alan Grant farts in Jurassic Park.

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What a nice day. More coming very soon. Watch out, hissers! 🐍🐍🐍 @johnrain.co.uk @tpneenan.bsky.social

TikTok is where there’s a guy called DonkeyDave and you’ve never heard of him but nine hundred million children follow him and he specialises in making something called ‘autistic pasta’ and it’s so popular that it destroyed Italy’s actual economy and it’s only 7:45am and you haven’t made your coffee

Me under torture ⤵️ ME: Do whatever you like, I’ll never tell you the nuclear codes! Never! TORTURER: Drink this pint of the swamp water that collects at the bottom of the vegetable drawer. ME: Aaaaaah eight four nine seven

Me under torture ⤵️ ME: Do whatever you like, I’ll never tell you the nuclear codes! Never! TORTURER: Drink this pint of the swamp water that collects at the bottom of the vegetable drawer. ME: Aaaaaah eight four nine seven

Hey, creative people! Just a heads up that you will be told "Wait, be patient. Your time will come" right up until you're told "You've had your time. Best step aside." It will even weirdly overlap in the middle. Ignore both because they are both complete bullshit.

If you use AI you're a scab pass it on

“Grandma, it’s so wonderful to see you again! WHERE DID YOU HIDE UNCLE ROSTRUM’S GOLD?”

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Can we abolish the monarchy yet?

Like a lot of people my age, one of the first truly brilliant comic performances I ever saw was Catherine O’Hara in Home Alone. One of the greatest.

90s kids knowz how it do be