Now listen up, you beasts, this here is a great gang with a great show and if you haven’t heard it yet, you should! Go back to ‘EP. 1 - FISH FOOD’ and listen to all the main numbered episodes from there. Then give them some money, and do it within the next two weeks! We need more! 💀🔪🩸

NEW EPISODE! This month we're looking at Harvest Scare-stival (1984), a fan favourite episode. Pippa finds a strange unlabelled tin at the back of the cupboard & takes it to school for harvest festival. But she's not prepared for the evil it unleashes. www.gemmaarrowsmith.com/leylinehigh/...

Stick a quarter in my ear and I’ll say Albuquerque!

NEW LEYLINE HIGH REWIND IN YOUR PODCAST FEED LATER TODAY! Uploading 3:30pm (home time) This month: a Harvest Festival Special!

A prophetic sketch I appeared in back in 2007. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sik5...

For real, it's Crowley Time! Episode 39: The DiPoni Contingency, as seen live on stages throughout the land, is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com NOW! What happened to Marco DiPoni? Find out with Gemma Arrowsmith and Paul Putner! @mmaarrow.bsky.social @realpaulputner.bsky.social

At the Riyadh Comedy Festival, it’s less ‘take my wife - please!’ and more ‘return my wife, please, she is a British citizen and a journalist and her incarceration violates Articles 17, 20 and 39 of the International Conference on the

The most amazing thing is that Gervais ISN’T on the line-up.

Just got back from the Riyadh Comedy Festival and boy are my arms chopped off.

Woohooo! Listen to me with PAUL PUTNER in Crowley Time Live at the London Podcast Festival. Action! Intrigue! And so many accents!

For real, it's Crowley Time! Episode 39: The DiPoni Contingency, as seen live on stages throughout the land, is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com NOW! What happened to Marco DiPoni? Find out with Gemma Arrowsmith and Paul Putner! @mmaarrow.bsky.social @realpaulputner.bsky.social

Did you miss our Wooden Overcoats 10th Anniversary show at London Podcast Festival? Well you've still got three days to watch the archived livestream on the Kings Place website! www.kingsplace.co.uk/whats-on/com... Here's a preview of the Best Bits of Me. ⚰️ @woodenovercoats.bsky.social

Farage wanting to kick people out of the country because they migrated here made me angry and made me think about which best of British people and things wouldn't have happened were it not for the brilliance of immigration to the UK.

If Halloween movies were like Christmas movies. Haley Ween is a go-getting lawyer specialising in trick-or-treat fraud who doesn't need any man living or undead to make her happy. But she wasn't banking on running into pumpkin farmer Raymond Pumpkin-Spice who's about to teach her the true meaning of

The Zombie School Cup Final episode was a landmark episode, particularly the bit when Biffo's arms came off in goal.

What a treat this was, to blather on at Ande. If you missed this first time around and you like listening to me talk, you’ll be very well and very specifically catered to here!

✨ Deeply respectful beef ✨ on your podcast feed right now!

Lots of excellent folks involved in this one, looks like a cracking bit of folky British horror, and it's not far from its goal! If you're a philanthropic type and you like supporting fledgling arts, then fledge away!

Audio drama fans! Don't sleep on this new podcast sitcom, that rarest and most precious of breeds. The team are lovely, the writing is smart and snappy, the production is ace and the performers are brill. Give 🦓 Keeping the Zoo 🙈 a try today!

Can someone please finally get Third Rock from the Sun on a streaming service, for God’s sake? Otherwise how are Gen Z going to find it and pretend they invented liking it?

Post a female character you love.

Alright, because you demanded it, here we go: 🌟 MY TOP TEN LINE DELIVERIES FROM ‘THE STONE TAPE’ (BBC2, 1972) 🌟 10. “We got a ghost.”

Boy, there goes a real one. Hope you made it to Australia, Sundance.

Bit of a wish fulfilled. Went to see the new Alan Ayckbourn premiere in Scarborough last night. Ayckbourn himself sitting in the audience making notes. It’s his NINETY-FIRST PLAY. Incredible! Congratulations to @haydenwood3390.bsky.social for a brilliant opening night!

Can’t wait for all mainstream politicians to completely disregard the demands of the demonstrators as they did with protests that were, I must repeat, ten times the size.

Funny that multiple Rejoin the EU marches were ten times the size and yet not a single person was injured and London wasn’t turned into a bottle and can recycling bin.

A massive ‘please take care’ to anyone in Central London today who isn’t a complete piece of shit.

More huge news today, they’re saying the Pope’s Catholic.

Oh, you’re a grown up? Do you have a thousand almost-empty bags of different types of pasta, most of which you only bought for one specific recipe, none of which now have enough left in them for a full portion?

Crowley Time Live: Link’s Gambit at London Podcast Festival 2025, featuring @odinnoh.bsky.social, Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe. Photos by Joe Donohoe!

We have a lead on one of the Leyline High show creators! If you have any ideas on how we could reunite these famously reclusive writers, do get in touch. We think Jacqueline "Jackie" Jackson might be running an antiques shop somewhere in the Wirral but this is unconfirmed.

A couple of days at London Podcast Festival 2025 @kingsplacelondon.bsky.social at the weekend. Was lucky enough to see the magnificent @beefanddairy.bsky.social (I’m still not sure what I witnessed….) and had a wonderful time at @atomcrowley.bsky.social’s Link’s Gambit!

Thanks to everyone who came along to Crowley Time Live yesterday! Those of you who didn’t, oh boy, you missed out! Thanks also to my wonderful guests @odinnoh.bsky.social, Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe (pictured), and to @lordhurk.bsky.social for the beautiful show art (also pictured)!

Well Crowley time with him @atomcrowley.bsky.social was lots of fun and very silly

It’s real! And it’s tomorrow!

London Podcast Festival: The Big Tom Crowley Weekender! • @beefanddairy.bsky.social, 2pm, Sat 6 Sep • Crowley Time: Link's Gambit, 4:30pm, Sun 7 Sep • @woodenovercoats.bsky.social, 7pm, Sun 7 Sep Tickets at kingsplace.co.uk

Ooh, the last few tickets for Beef and Dairy have just been released, making me temporarily a liar, so SNAP THEM UP! shop.kingsplace.co.uk/31789/31790

London Podcast Festival: The Big Tom Crowley Weekender! • @beefanddairy.bsky.social, 2pm, Sat 6 Sep • Crowley Time: Link's Gambit, 4:30pm, Sun 7 Sep • @woodenovercoats.bsky.social, 7pm, Sun 7 Sep Tickets at kingsplace.co.uk

Absolutely essential ticket purchase. Go see Smersh Pod with the red hot Rain n’ Litchfield combo!

I'm doing synth business in this, it's a lot of synth business! I'm bringing too much gear, it's too much gear! I'm being told by loved ones it's too much gear! I've already cut down the amount of gear that I'm bringing! I'm trying to justify maintaining the already bloated amount of gear! Come!

🚀 THIS WEEKEND! London Podcast Festival begins, bringing with it the brand new Crowley Time live episode: LINK’S GAMBIT! Guest starring Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe with live music from Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. A whole star system of fun, 4:30pm, Sun 7 Sep! live.crowleytime.com

Marty, Lilith and Eddie. Assuming Storms Daphne, Roz, Niles and Frasier are scheduled for next year.

🚀 THIS WEEKEND! London Podcast Festival begins, bringing with it the brand new Crowley Time live episode: LINK’S GAMBIT! Guest starring Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe with live music from Odinn Orn Hilmarsson. A whole star system of fun, 4:30pm, Sun 7 Sep! live.crowleytime.com

In just one week! Come and embrace the spaceways at Crowley Time Live at London Podcast Festival!

The final virtue! The last in this mini-series of Faces of Virtue is out now on the Crowley Time podcast feed and at crowleytime.com. In it I speak to Martin Boo-Hiss, who's either a saint or a sod. Find out! Via @thomasnelstrop.bsky.social.

Did you ever read any of the Leyline High short story collections? It feels like every school library had at least one dog-eared copy somewhere on the shelves. This one was my favourite. Have a listen.

The final virtue! The last in this mini-series of Faces of Virtue is out now on the Crowley Time podcast feed and at crowleytime.com. In it I speak to Martin Boo-Hiss, who's either a saint or a sod. Find out! Via @thomasnelstrop.bsky.social.

If you need catching up on Link Tangent and his proud career of Space Cartography, then boy, are you in luck! On the Crowley Time podcast feed right now is Link Tangent: The Saga So Farga, collecting every installment of Link’s adventures yet released. Peanut butterrific! crowleytime.com

Feast your eyes! It’s the poster for Crowley Time Live: Link’s Gambit by the astonishing @lordhurk.bsky.social! The show premieres at London Podcast Festival 2025, 4:30pm, Sun 7th Sep, guest starring Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe with live music from @odinnoh.bsky.social! live.crowleytime.com