No way is this goblin going to heaven. NO WAY.

Me on the way to the raptor. I mean the Rapture.

That is awesome

and they say satire is dead

The little dude inside RFK's head right now

further elric

"my brain" holds tiny hands far apart "is turning into gravy"

Some really good shit in here man - and I'm there too!

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This person is correct!

Oh, just about everything. But that won't stop me!

This mfer hates his wife 😂

(turns to girlfriend)

Hearing a lot of good things about BOYCOTTS

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Logging on

Labour's messaging (and reasoning) on immigration is DIRE. At no point have they ever raised the moral concerns, it's all technocratic "this cannot be done for LOGISTIC reasons".

No particular reason

I forget who said that one of the reasons RoboCop rules is that Clarence Botticker is having the *time of his life* being an evil piece of shit. We don't always need "relatable" villains. Sometimes we just want to watch an unrepentant asshole be thrown through a bunch of plate glass windows.

He shot that immigrant falafel seller in the head just for laughs though? What are we doing here?

When times are at their darkest, he will be there

I cannot fucking stand this guy. One of many, many snakes fronting BBC news these days

Lol wtf

God help us @deborahmcdaid.bsky.social

Nigel Farage has been by far and away the biggest malign force in British politics for the last decade or so. His influence has been disastrous. I can't think of a single politician (even Johnson) who has been allowed to present a media image so entirely at odds with his record of rank incompetence.

Swamp thing, private commission.

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Yeah, I pay them a few bucks when I can. They're proper internet, from the brief window when it was actually fucking useful.

this seems like an ai-generated pfp of someone purporting to be an award winning journalist reposting other seemingly ai generated reporters. can someone figure out if the bot is trans so bluesky will ban them

Wild, my ears are burning for the first time since I was a kid. Wonder who's yabbering about me this time!

I think this is delightful

A man of the people!* *Earners of +100k only

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The asshole contingent - who rule the world - just lost their JFK.

Because the far right takeover of media has occurred globally

I'm listening

Fair enough, but that trailer is sick as hell

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we used to get this once a fortnight

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Grow up.

A solution to a problem that does not exist, very good. Still, as long as Estonia (?) are doing it www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Exactly

The Bluesky Experience™

Mandelson really is a cunt, isn't he. And based on this quote, non too bright at that.