upcoming previews for your delectation

upcoming previews for your delectation

just had a zoom call with tom niinan, tom nuunan and tom naanan, always tragic to lose one of our own, especially such a talented one.

would love to know where any of these models/puppets are now. any leads?

make this a new @tobyhadoke.bsky.social mission!

would love to know where any of these models/puppets are now. any leads?

very excited to be previewing my show at the venue that made me fall in love with live performance. brockley jack studios. south east londoners come on down! brockleyjack.co.uk/jackstudio-e...

Oh. Here’s me and Tom Neenan talking about how brilliant Jurassic Park is. Listen to Jurassic Park - with Tom Neenan from Comfort Blanket wherever you get your podcasts! pod.link/1614879928/e...

always nice when a serial killer finally gets caught

very excited to be previewing my show at the venue that made me fall in love with live performance. brockley jack studios. south east londoners come on down! brockleyjack.co.uk/jackstudio-e...

ah yes, a cryptic message that means exactly the thing it’s saying

presence in the epstein files does not necessarily indicate wrongdoing, but all that presence does create negative space in the exact shape of loads of wrongdoing

grok am i at the right restaurant?

the only societal intervention that might be of any use is in this issue would bemandatory talk therapy sessions, and 0.0% of these people would want that.

freedom of speech isn’t for highlighting the brutalisation of your people at an awards ceremony. it’s for relating the details of a twitter spat you won while miming typing on your little phone

freedom of speech isn’t for highlighting the brutalisation of your people at an awards ceremony. it’s for relating the details of a twitter spat you won while miming typing on your little phone

very niche this one

rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️

rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️

tim robinson portrait

tim robinson portrait

"But here's the one that's driving me berserk..."

That shiny axe, is for Danny, Here’s Johnny back, say hi Wendy, Black or white, it’s not a joke, I’ll cut your head off with a stroke! God bless Overlook, Viva Overlook, Long live Overlook, C'est magnifique Overlook, Magnifique Overlook.

🎶 we got a snow drift, Danny’s gift and plasma from the bloody lifts axed doors, maze tours and creepy twins you can’t ignore, red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say when he’s typing all the day it’s all work and never play play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶

🎶 we got a snow drift, Danny’s gift and plasma from the bloody lifts axed doors, maze tours and creepy twins you can’t ignore, red rum, scared mum, barman chum and you must say when he’s typing all the day it’s all work and never play play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play. 🎶

john bishop really missed a barbenheimer style trick not promoting the obvious double bill ‘is this melania thing on?’

the elephant in the room, so incredible to see, so hard to discuss with your family

clockwork sparrow

chris pratt is…. the sin pie dad!

going to start writing birthday cards in the manner people wrote cards to jeffrey epstein dear auntie caroline here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends. may every day be another blissful secret. tom

well, here it is

going to start writing birthday cards in the manner people wrote cards to jeffrey epstein dear auntie caroline here’s to another year of discretion, sinful adventures and making many new in appropriate friends. may every day be another blissful secret. tom

loved marty supreme but in the days that followed all i can think of is alojzy’s story. it has so much weight it sits like a neutron star in the centre of the narrative

just tell some funny jokes, ricky

Tonight's acts... In text form: Alexander Richmond, @barrstard.bsky.social, Beattie Edmondson, Ciaran Chillingworth, @gracejarvisohno.bsky.social, @hollyburncomedy.bsky.social, Jake Baker, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, Paul Savage, and @tpneenan.bsky.social. In emoji form: 😻 And in tiny square photos...

self portrait 2 complete

#ACMS 📆 Monday 12th January 🏰 The Phoenix 🎟️ £8+ online from wegottickets.com/event/685242/ 😻 hosted by @turlygod.bsky.social, with Beattie Edmondson, Jake Baker, @joznorris.bsky.social, @naomipaxton.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, AND MORE 🌈 free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, just ask

corbyn on newsnight arguing the salient point that teddy is his best friend and the best way to drive his yellow mini is from the roof.

if ai was an employee of any business, it wouldn’t pass its probationary period. ‘you’ve been spending a LOT of time at the water cooler, making many of the women in the office feel very uncomfortable and…. about your search history….’

well, here it is

gervais: we never had neuro-diversity in my day gervais, two minutes later: that person making noise while i’m eating is causing me mental distress.

david tennant, oil on board these small 6”x6” oil on board portraits are so fun to do. dm if you’d like to commission one.

early 2026 commissions already stacking up, but still room for a few more. dm me for enquiries and quotes

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

epstein was dead…. to begin with

the skill of michael caine’s performance in muppets christmas carol is that every 5 seconds he crosses his eyes, turns to camera and says ‘i’m acting with these zany puppet fellas, ain’t that a hoot!?’

happy christmas eve!

happy christmas eve!

this is going to be great! can't believe there are still tix available, it's at the Leeds Skelton Lake Motorway Services, doors at 9am, should be finished in time for the kings speech!

don’t forget you can get a discounted ticket for my preview tomorrow if you use the code: errorinjudgement1