every so often i remember tarantino is writing a british farce called the horny vicar of blompingtonshire or something

The Snake Boys Show Episode 2 is OUT NOW! In it, @atomcrowley.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social and @johnrain.co.uk discuss the actors they ALWAYS love to see turn up in ANYTHING! At the link below or on your podcast app. 🐍🐍🐍 Full video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QDa...

For no yet apparent reason, @johnrain.co.uk, @tpneenan.bsky.social and @paullitchfield.bsky.social

me, staring at the white hot flash of nuclear armageddon: classic distraction techn…

to my numismatist followers. Is this coin actually worth anything? an eBay search brings up values between £2 and £2,000 which seems crazy

Portrait of a Tom as a Young Neenan 3:15 every day at Underbelly George Square. A comedy show about my face and other works of art. underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event...

Portrait of a Tom as a Young Neenan 3:15 every day at Underbelly George Square. A comedy show about my face and other works of art. underbellyedinburgh.co.uk/events/event...

omg! great minds (who maybe both saw the project hail mary poster)

9th april at the free association. listen to stewart www.tickettailor.com/events/thefr...

9th april at the free association. listen to stewart www.tickettailor.com/events/thefr...

the harry potter franchise is a decades long science experiment to see how insane you can make three children. it failed once, it will not fail again

i…. um… nevermind

🎶 watching x-files with the lights on, and donald faison, i hope the smoking man’s in this one 🎶

urgh, the razzies. the 😏 emoji of cultural events, a played out ‘superb sarcasm, my liege’ vestige of a time when women couldn’t wear ramones t-shirts or else she be quizzed by the guy in the opposite cubicle who owns three ‘downloading coffee’ mugs

jigsaw to the guy next to me: for years you have burned people with your lies. now you must face the flames jigsaw to me: for years you have metaphorically cut the balls off your company’s free lunch program by over serving yourself curly fries… me: OH COME ON

i’ll delete later. i love louis theroux, i get called him in the street occasionally. but i wonder if the ‘enough rope to hang themselves’ era of documentary making is over now given the worst people are surrounded by rope and turning it into cash?

nope, 2027

theory, the third adjective people use to compliment new theatre is always nauseating. just saw “dark nexus” at the national, provocative, shocking IRIDESCENT just saw “plough” at the box. hilarious, vital, PULSATING just saw “joy” at the trampshed. Surreal, scary, PANCREATIC

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a parent telling their child ‘sometimes people love people of the same gender’ is therapy apparently

to ease the pressure on my parent friends on world book day, i’m going to write a children’s book called ‘the child who just wore their regular clothes’

never feel bad, that’s the neenan double

excited to be returning to @machcomedyfest.bsky.social why not come and see me do my trademark mirth: machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/to...

this wednesday i will be recreating this exact stance in this exact venue. and you can witness it in the flesh. www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

the testament of ann lee (2025) dir: mona fasvold

excited to be returning to @machcomedyfest.bsky.social why not come and see me do my trademark mirth: machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2026/to...

Hissing off soon.

upcoming previews for your delectation

upcoming previews for your delectation

just had a zoom call with tom niinan, tom nuunan and tom naanan, always tragic to lose one of our own, especially such a talented one.

would love to know where any of these models/puppets are now. any leads?

make this a new @tobyhadoke.bsky.social mission!

would love to know where any of these models/puppets are now. any leads?

very excited to be previewing my show at the venue that made me fall in love with live performance. brockley jack studios. south east londoners come on down! brockleyjack.co.uk/jackstudio-e...

Oh. Here’s me and Tom Neenan talking about how brilliant Jurassic Park is. Listen to Jurassic Park - with Tom Neenan from Comfort Blanket wherever you get your podcasts! pod.link/1614879928/e...

always nice when a serial killer finally gets caught

very excited to be previewing my show at the venue that made me fall in love with live performance. brockley jack studios. south east londoners come on down! brockleyjack.co.uk/jackstudio-e...

ah yes, a cryptic message that means exactly the thing it’s saying

presence in the epstein files does not necessarily indicate wrongdoing, but all that presence does create negative space in the exact shape of loads of wrongdoing

grok am i at the right restaurant?

the only societal intervention that might be of any use is in this issue would bemandatory talk therapy sessions, and 0.0% of these people would want that.

freedom of speech isn’t for highlighting the brutalisation of your people at an awards ceremony. it’s for relating the details of a twitter spat you won while miming typing on your little phone

freedom of speech isn’t for highlighting the brutalisation of your people at an awards ceremony. it’s for relating the details of a twitter spat you won while miming typing on your little phone

very niche this one

rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️

rest in peace catherine o’hara ♥️

tim robinson portrait

tim robinson portrait

"But here's the one that's driving me berserk..."