An enjoyable little moment from twitter from 2014.

I don’t want to boast but I said it was Alan all along #TheTraitors

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Just received our pair of Moose t-shirts… 🙏

House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.

Folks, please update your password security. Learn from history. www.worldofmoose.com/products/pas...

It's genuinely worth a quick check of the advanced moderation settings as there's plenty I'm sure people would like to tweak but aren't aware that they can.

Really lovely. I hope she loves them too and just doesn’t realise that other people might.

My wife said what’s the date today and I said, Remember, remember….it’s the 8th of July, because I wrote this joke a few months ago.

When I see someone yawning in a passing car I like to imagine they're roaring like a lion.

RIP tide Not currently up on our website, but if you'd like me to draw one for you, get in touch via www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

I LOVE being thrown a scrap of hope occasionally.

I'm not sure but I think I might be the first person in the world to hear "the dog's got into the chicken biriyani and it's on the curtains" being shouted up the stairs while I'm on a teams? x

Thank you. My puzzles are available here www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Coming soon: "It's the thin end of the wedge" www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'

Bumped into the sister of my arch enemy yesterday. My nemesister.

Speak up, mate www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

I have cartoonified an old tweet of mine.

Available with real or fake swearing! The fake swearing is in the form of 'grawlix', which is a great word for something familiar, if you are unaware of it. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

have respect for every human life. we are all made in gods image. big computers on top. buncha important balloons in the middle. stilts.

Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down. He’s struggling to find any work at the moment. He’s a brilliant writer and has written for Dangermouse, Private Eye and many more… If you need a writer have a look at his website and please repost. www.mathew-owen.co.uk Thank you

Nempnett Thrubwell

Palimpsest

Adverse Camembert www.worldofmoose.com/products/adv...

I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig 🐖 🐷 🐽

"Fetch boy! I said fetch - must say your dog gets bored with games quickly." "Yes, I'm afraid I've got a short attention spaniel."

For Hallowe’en this year I shall be dressing up as the guy who arrived a day late.

This post contains two deliberate mitsakes.

Ghosts playing football

Just punched a ghost escaping from a man’s face but it turns out he was vaping

I feel that a week is a long time to wait for the Celebrity Traitors final and then I remember that in an early BBC reality TV series back in 2000 they abandoned a bunch of people on a small Scottish island with a plan to come back and see how they were doing three months later.

"I PITY THE FOOL who measures out his life in coffee spoons. I ain't gonna wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled, fool." Oh look. It's Mr T's Eliot.

Why won’t people talk about slow ghosts? Because they’re the last taboo.

Another reminder that we sell jigsaw puzzles which are designed as puzzles, rather than just taking pictures of mine and turning them into puzzles. If you look at the page for each jigsaw you can see the reviews. www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

A reminder that lots of my cartoons are available on T shirts. Preferably from OUR Redbubble store rather than one of the many pirate sites (including those on Redbubble. We're worldofmoose. www.redbubble.com/people/world...

How I discovered I’m a ghost.

Quick, the ghosts are coming - everyone act supernatural!

What do you call a funny ghost? A gsoht

They asked me if I had any specific criticisms of the Ghost Train. I said nothing leapt out at me.

Following Prince Andrew’s titles being removed, Prince Edward becomes the Duke Of York. Basically, it all shifts up one. For instance, I’m now my next door neighbour, Pauline Cathcart.

Hopefully he finds a permanent place to live somewhere in His Majesty’s estate, eg HMP.