Thought I’d spend some time ranking Laurel and Hardy. Hopefully I’ve included your favourite. 1. Laurel 2. Hardy

Misty views along the Exe valley this morning.

Wonderful that Arsenal have introduced facilities to ensure no-one misses out on Escape to the Country

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I remember, when I was a small boy in the 1960s, saying "Dad, what's an anachronism?", and he simply replied "Google it".

If your novel is set in the recent, pre-cellphone past and your plot depends on a dilemma that would now be resolved with a simple phone call, make sure the reader understands that by having a character say, "Too bad cellphones don't exist yet."

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One day I hope to be ubiquitous. That's me all over.

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They say Nostradamus' predictions are too vague to take seriously but I find his assertion that "2025 will be fuckin shithousery squared" chillingly accurate

Waiter, there's a fly… Waiter! I say, Waiter there's a… Waiter! WAITER!!! Dammit, the service in this joke has really gone down hill.

British Sausages

Elton John voice: It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit

An Infusiast

“If you are tired of London, you are tired of life motherfucker” Samuel L Johnson

“What, me?” said Appeasement, “You want me? After all these years quietly gathering dust in the history books, you want me again?” “Yes, of course! It’s your time to shine once more! Come on buddy, look sharp, you’ve got a lot of work ahead of you”

Go On and the Green Light. I dreamt this last night and can't decide whether to post it or not.

You can vote right now for skua in New Zealand's "bird of the year" competition. Anyone can vote, even auks! (if they have a valid email) #TeamHakoakoa www.birdoftheyear.org.nz

We’ve been watching Wolf Hall, a fascinating study of how the fragile male ego of a fickle, greedy despot creates a culture of deep cruelty and mistrust, where everyone lives in fear of saying the wrong thing. Thank goodness we’ve moved on from those times.

There is a cure for buffetphobia, but first you’ve got to want to help yourself.

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I've been trying to get in touch with my

These threads are always great.

“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball” “Is that an allergy?” “No, simile”

Now I'm wondering if they have words for the moves: "Barrell, barrell, sunburst, another barrell, crouch, snake, then BIG FINISH FIREWORK".

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I thought I saw some auks, but it was just a skua flying backwards.

By the excellent @tomgauld.bsky.social

I’m reposting this because it feels like essential reading to me, because it’s incredibly informative and engaging.

When speaking to Tommy Robinson at the far right demonstration in London today, Elon Musk wore a t-shirt saying "What would Orwell think?" So let's dive in - what would George Orwell think about Tommy Robinson and Elon Musk? 🧵

Should I go home? My grandfather was born in France. I know I don’t ‘look’ foreign, I’m white, I was born and raised in England, I only have a smattering of rusty A level French from 50 years ago but don’t be deceived. Proper Englishmen have decided that foreigners like me are not welcome in the UK.

Your silence is deafening.

The Crossing