Happy Birthday Robbie Williams 🥳

What’s the matter love you’ve barely touched your The Terminator Hazy IPA

There’s no law against having a jacket potato for breakfast by the way

Letter to my 20 year old self: Weetabix gives you indigestion now 🤫🪄

BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed

‘Bye bye, smelly’ sounds like a Morrissey song

I’ll be interrogating John Robins live on stage at my old workplace The Glee Club Birmingham on Thursday 7th May! We’ll be talking about his book THIRST, his life and why booze can sometimes be a bit too scrummy wummy doo dah! 😋🍺 Tickets here: booking.glee.co.uk/23019

Most important game of the year

Episode 178: Chocolate In A Bun feat. @dankackroyd.bsky.social is out now! We dive into such topics as actors who are too actor-y for us to suspend our disbelief, body horror, and the best compliments we've ever received. Grab a nice hot bevvy and enjoy!: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/e...

The perfect Valentine’s card doesn’t exis-

Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding

Watching ‘Pretty Fly for a White Guy’ by The Offspring on #totp and realised it was 27 years ago

I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there will be signs

Can we all, please, take a moment to appreciate how Mr Motivator has not aged a day since the 90s

Roses are red, Stones gather moss, Mr Motivator is dancing as part of a promotion for Trainline at London’s Kings Cross 😎

My first boyfriend’s uncle was obsessed with Mel C. We went round one day and he’d put up four framed collages of Mel C newspaper cuttings in his front room. Unrelated whenever any woman came on TV he’d shout “GET YOUR MOTT OUT!! WAH WAH!” I mean god forbid men have hobbies #totp

When someone asks who your favourite Argentine footballer is

It’s New Year’s Eve not New Year’s Steve

It’s important to remember that Christmas isn’t fun for everyone and while you’re celebrating, there will be many people who are doing their best just to get through it. So if you can, please spare a thought for those who’ve received this as a gift today

Birmingham Bullring wishes all its patrons a very Merry Aptio Setup Utility and a Happy New BIOS Information ✨

As it’s Christmas, let me treat you to one of my favourite videos. The time @dankackroyd.bsky.social gave me a shout out, which made my tummy feel funny.

It’s Christmas Eve Eve not Christmas Steve Steve

@dankackroyd.bsky.social I think it’s safe to say you’re very much in the culture 🎯 🍻 🎄

(Quietly sliding my campaign for all UK babies to be issued cigarettes and an elegant carriage clock back in the drawer) wow that’s great

Naughty elf went through my wardrobe last night

BLT stands for Bacon Lacon Tacon

Elf!! No!!

you can type stuff on your computer and it shows up in a little digital window, and all sorts of people can read it, not just people you know

When you're 33 but your Spotify listening age is 32

My oh my! Woke up this morning and look what I found?! This cheeky little elf reading my important academic research papers! Let’s hope he keeps it quiet from Kath! 🤫

They all come out the woodwork at Christmas don’t they

Everyone’s talking about ‘Your Party’ but no one talking about Black Lace’s ‘Party Party: 16 Great Party Icebreakers’

At a pub quiz with two people slightly younger than me

This is what The Cardigans were talking about when they wrote ‘My Favourite Game’ #totp

What’s the matter Chilli Heatwave boy, afraid you might taste some yuletide whimsy? 😏

Pardon #TOTP

BREAKING NEWS: Saturday Night Live UK has revealed that Jethro will be head writer for jokes about rural life, everyday situations and adult humour told in his distinctive Cornish accent and storytelling style #SNL #Portion

He does always say that doesn’t he

Ok but will I understand the plot if I haven’t read the first Ross Kemp Gangs?

It’s bonfire night eve not bonfire night Steve

Can’t believe it’s Monday again

Yeah I’ve got SAD: Showing you An image of Dr Fox 😎

It’s not Christmas Steve it’s Christmas… @dankackroyd.bsky.social

Is this about up the arse #totp

Make sure you check your kid's Trick or Treat chocolate tonight. Last Halloween my son bit into a mini Mars bar and found a John Virgo ‘Gotcha' from Noel's House Party inside

Just watching Later with Jools Holland

How did I not know that in 1986 this single got to number 56 in the charts

Fun idea for half-term:

Is this a good gift for a two year old