Insolvency administrators when they see a WHSmith/Claire’s Accessories

‘I asked Grok, I asked Chat GPT’ ok well I asked Michael Owen and he said ‘tremendous by the way’

Thank you Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

Look at my opponent’s ‘darts case’

Fair play to Messi at the World Cup after putting in a shift at Savers this morning

This aged well

Someone on Vinted listing garments currently in the process of being dragged back into the void by malevolent presence. No returns x

Trooping the Colour now sponsored by Aquafresh

National treasure @dankackroyd.bsky.social came on the podcast for our discussion about the composition of "cat juice" - the only substance that would cure ALF's hiccups. open.spotify.com/episode/2FnN... Other episodes are available, why not delve into our back catalogue?

My first ep on Frank Off The Radio is out! Listen before I’m sent back to the forge hammer 🏭👩🏻‍🏭

🚨🚨🚨 BUYER BEWARE when ordering from Vinted lest you be publicly exposed as a pervert in Londis 📦🤔

If you know anyone who doesn’t believe in global warming tell them I just went in the M & S food hall and it was warm

Got to play two back to back darts matches today

EXCLUSIVE: Self-checkouts now on antidepressants

Happy Birthday Paul Weller 🥳🎸

Does anyone know if Arsenal have won the Premier League? Can’t find anything about it online, very frustrating

We have never been more back 😎

It’s wrong to take pictures of people without consent and post them online so what I will say is man with a big crucifix strapped to his back with ‘JESUS’ stencilled on it under a ‘Tommy Robinson Movement’ sticker is having a nightmare trying to fit through these ticket barriers

@dankackroyd.bsky.social Is this about...

Good morning 6 Music

Is this about up the arse

Just told a lad blasting music on the train to put his headphones in and his Dad was sat next to him

Eating one of these to myself on the train

Inappropriate Behaviour Samosa

You ever think about how when Sean Bean receives post he’s addressed as Mr Bean. Kind of fucked up

Hobgoblin stuns at the #MetGala

Found @dankackroyd.bsky.social’s gif folder in a charity shop.

Happy Anniversary to my life’s work x

We're back on Wednesday with a brand new episode. The one and only @dankackroyd.bsky.social joins @guy-e-walker.bsky.social and @robertcheath.bsky.social to discuss all things Harry Hill. Not least the 2013 Harry Hill Movie.

J K Rowling naming a character who is a snowman

May the 1st be with you 😎

Roses are red, I’ve seen the Full Monty…

But when is it Inconsiderate Constructors Day?

His famous catchphrase

I am ready for the urn

‘Spotted Dick’ has been banned, you have to call it ‘Dried Fruit Infused Steamed Carbohydrate Richard’ now 🙄

Selling these for £1.69 and god giving me the ability to eat six of the cunts in the four minute walk back from Aldi should be illegal by the way

Keir Starmer finding out Peter Mandelson failed his vetting checks after making him US Ambassador

I saw The Day Today when I was 11 and was obsessed with Chris Morris. Years later a pen pal sent me Why Bother? on tape. I still have it. He was an old bloke I think but he was never weird. Listen I didn’t even know what a paedophile was until I saw Brass Eye. Anyway love this series all the best 👍

Happy Birthday to Queen Elizabeth II from me and Ray Parlour 👑 🐍💣🍺 1 x Cobwa bomb = 1 x respect 🫡

Yesterday I said Gail’s ‘isn’t very nice’

“Tough one. I think I’d have to say, The Best of The Social Medias.”

Havin a shocker today - just got Tony Benn confused with Nigel

Ok so someone tried to shag a dog here then

Walking around the flat going ‘I’ve got a cold by the way, not that any of you lot give a shit’ (I live alone)

Don’t recall the crucifixion being this lighthearted

‘We used to be a country’ 😡 Breaking News: we still are 😎

All the 6 Music Dads now The Cardigans are on #TOTP

Indeed thou made me an April fool when thy faked a hair transplant, claimed Seth Rogen had sworn off the weed and that Michael Sheen was not Welsh but Milton Keynes borne. Thou made sport of my trust, my faith in thee. Now it is YOU who is the fool (also I was gonna do the Seth Rogen one ffs)