can someone spot me $10,971.11 per year please? It's for a project

A landlord on the Today programme just described landlords as “a race of people who are being targeted”. Parasites playing as victims.

I want to buy the new Steam box, I will probably buy the new Steam box

the best shagging music is, of course, Starmers_PMQ_bestof.flac

they should cancel all other games and just re-release this

When your game's anniversary is also the first day of Transgender Awareness Week.

Little Factoid Al Dente pasta was invented by Alan Dent from Kent. He was stationed in Italy during the war, and went by the name Al Dente, Italian for Alan Dent. His teaching helped the Italians how to cook pasta properly. Not to be confused with Alan Fresco.

when you get right down to it, leeks are just Tory onions

Soup her, Mario!

Eyes of Kings. Artwork for the final book in Chloe Gong's "Flesh and False Gods" trilogy

The big tech run internet SUCKS, so I learned how to run a VPS and built my own forum. It's old school and modern. It's got signatures and chat. We're doing jams and sharing our art and talking about games. We do not abide bigotry or gen AI. You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz

I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer

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what’s happened then has kier done a big shit on Wes or what?

Since we’re all talking about Dunty, a little reminder of his worst post. And that is fucking saying something.

Im taking to the streets in my #Heelys4Healey!

The only thing funnier than Dunt tearfully withdrawing support from Starmer is the absolute fucking weapon he’ll pick to gift his favour to next

Me and my fellow millennials are #tweetingforstreeting

Sir… we’ve lost Dunt. I repeat, we’ve lost Dunt.

I’m the worlds number 1 politics knower

They poppin’ and they plottin’ But I keep lording’ over all these FOOLS Because I’m serious and forensic And have a father who was making TOOLS

i'm gonna lose my mind

Listen up y'all, I am Keir (Starmer!) I slightly increased tax on (farmers!) Fiscal responsibility is my (forte!) I'm here to govern, not to (play!)

As always the most astonishing thing about the Starmer government is how despite having almost all of the hallmarks of a government that would be expected to last for another 8 years including a majority that should insulate it from all trouble, it feels like it's going to collapse before Christmas.

there has never been a better time for Kier Starmer to release a novelty rap single

Might be the last chance I have to repost this from ye olde twitter days on here and have it be relevant so fuck it

He got your ass, dummy! You guarded poppy fields so that your neighbors could overdose, and all you got was this lousy red hat and the end of the world! Aren't you proud to be an american? Wear your hat with pride! Stand on those prosthetic legs, weakling, and salute your president!

Dig through the glitches and Be Romero's bitch as you Slam in the pak of

One Year Kier

Henry VIII was the ultimate wife guy

I know this stuff is funny but it makes me sad as shit. How much money and resources that could actually help people are being burned on stupid over-evaluations like this?

he’s probably right though

I have shit before and god willing I WILL shit again

Ome Halone

just played Half Life 3 but it's called Half Life Pee and you have to keep Gordon's HEV Suit filled with piss at ALL times

What it’s like working in Trust and Safety in 2025. Always a delight.

And people say he never talks up his achievements.

I'm the new James Bond and I have a Licence to Post

Kier

your boyfriend is deeply invested in the James Bond continuity

each piece goes on it's own sexy adventure and eventually teams up to be come then James Bond Voltron to take down The Bad Spy, easy!

NEW | if the BBC *is* biased, it’s not against the right… Arsonists cosplaying as fire fighters: Why the right-wing war on the BBC is succeeding brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/arsonists-...

whoever taught Maitless and other journalists terms like 'data driven' should never know a moments peace in this life or the next

Fascism didn’t creep in solely via big obvious monsters but with the help of your dad’s sensible favourites

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports