i have been spending more time lately pointing out things that are morally wrong and yelling about them because i thought everyone knew and stopped doing it and it turned out if you do that everyone forgets

The fun part is, we know what happens if there’s a serious attempt to remove corrupt friends of zillionaires from senior roles in the Labour Party: they dash off to their media friends and hork up terrifying scandals together, which they air-horn at the public until they get their jobs back.

To be clear I think McSweeney was part of a bigger sickness in the way power and politics works and I doubt he’ll vanish completely, but for now we can agree this is all very funny

Announcement of yet another reset is imminent

AI did not arise out of a real human need. It arose out of billionaires’ agenda that this is what the world needs next so they can be even richer. Everything it does, humans do better, it’s better for them to do. What’s left is that it’s causing people mental crisis, polluting, plagiarizing.

Feel like I'm going mad.

McSweeney asked if Mandleson could be ambassador part time so he could accept a role as chancellor of Oxford University. The compulsive greed to have their grubby hands on all the buttons and be in all the rooms because they think it’s their right is vile and I’m glad to watch it fall in on them

i got a few "i don't get it, ICE might be going too far but don't we have to have a way of removing illegal immigrants?" type responses to my charity drive announcement video and the answer there is no you do not. nobody illegal. don't care what the law says

I hate these people - their playground shenanigans, their coy jocularity, their insipid palace intrigue, their anonymous briefings, their narcissistic strategising. Revolting pack of cunts.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

Piers Corbyn is known for pushing conspiracy theories - why on earth is he on the Your Party ballot after wanting to 'stop the boats' www.thecanary.co/trending/202...

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

From “If you don’t like the changes that we’ve made, I say the door is open and you can leave.” To ‘Left base please come back Miss u so much x’

Something that cannot be neglected re: Labour's current woes is that they spent a decade-plus deliberately wrecking the party, tearing it to pieces, to secure their preternatural right to lead, and yet now their handpicked PM is imploding, they are panicking because they have no one to replace him.

It’s so cruel - and what next? People are housed in hotels (& barracks) often out of town, bus routes are scarce & the weekly allowance is pitiful. Charities can step in, but are people now just going to get sick? What is the plan here?

The defining trait of conspiracism is not the suspicion that the rich and powerful are up to something nefarious (they are, of course); it's the implicit belief that their secret activity perverts a world that would otherwise be fine.

French authorities have issued two arrest warrants against two Israeli women over alleged “complicity in genocide” in the Gaza Strip. Read: www.middleeastmonitor.com/20260203-fra...

Genius! Famously when taxes are cut for suppliers they pass the saving on to the consumer (see tampon tax), well worth punishing poors for breeding, a true man of the people!

What types of people has the Labour Party become a repository for I wonder…

Not only would none of these people have admitted to any of this if the emails hadn’t been published but you would have been called crazy for even suggesting they were all partying, sharing gifts and favours, and building wealth with the head of a global trafficking ring

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The people who tell you we don’t need rent controls are the same people lining their pockets from charging over £1000 a month to live in a kitchen.

Even the most credulous Labour defender has to ask themselves why the Government only calls for reviews of Mandleson’s behaviour to be conducted after the information becomes public knowledge? Not very 4-D chess of them? Doesn’t bode well for any due diligence supposedly done before?

I was extremely naive in my twenties and early thirties, took people very much at their word when it came to values, and absolutely destroyed my mental health (and my career) thinking I could publicly demand accountability and survive it whole. (1/?)

It’s 2026. There is a measles outbreak in the prison for babies

Awfully snotty tone when you can literally pay the current Reform party leader £75 to sing happy birthday to yer da

The Substance should have ended 20 minutes earlier than it did, good in moments but in places a blunt tool that’s pretty pleased with itself while being quite unserious

From a Marxist POV I guess it's convenient you don't really have to explain what a ruling class is when they're all in a poorly-spelled email group chat with each other

we should also remember that Chris Moyles, a shockingly big deal at the time (and for years after), was kindly offering to take her virginity as soon as she’s 16 (he was nearly 30 at the time)

Tories have chosen a trustee of Sex Matters who wants to get rid of the carbon tax to run in the Gorton and Denton by-election to ensure voters know their policies are both hateful and outdated

At the ‘Will I ever be well again?’ stage of a cold

seen this one making the rounds again

As much as anything else, Labour is the political arm of the property development industry. That's why large sections of the country are being covered in low quality flats no one can afford.

Cucurella has always been a nasty piece of work, gets away with so much

again it is very funny that conspiracy theorists think they need to crack some elaborate code the elites use to communicate, when in reality they're just like "see you at sex crime island! bring the harem!"

these mfs want to own slaves

remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened

On August 12, 2017, Heather Heyer was killed by a neo-Nazi in Charlottesville. On August 17, 2017, Noam Chomsky told the Washington Examiner that antifa was “a gift to the far right”. In between those dates he met with Jeffrey Epstein in Tuscon.

Seems @zackpolanski.bsky.social has got the BBC’s greatest vanguard of the status quo rattled, still

Seems to be a lot of attention on the fact that lololol very few people are going to see the Melania film and not that it looks like Jeff Bezos has thrown a giant $40m bung at a sitting President's wife?

things starting to feel a little cuspy again. a bit brinkish. lil thresholdesque

Seeing reviews for the Melanie documentary acting as if it wasn’t just a vessel for a huge bribe

just realized that at my age I will be tired for the rest of my life

It just seems naive, to me, at a time when the US is gleefully burning every bridge, ripping through international law and norms, and declaring its proud return to a sadistic world ordered by brute force and domination, for people to say, "But don't you see? We rely on them for security."

NEW 🚨 A critical intelligence report warning of environmental collapse was hidden from public view — not by accident, but intentionally by Labour. www.thecanary.co/uk/2026/01/2...

Effectively rejected on 3 grounds: - Too late to challenge 2017 rules that are in play - Too early to attack a decision that wasn't even made (duh) - Lack of standing as they are not a party to any of it, and companies cannot just sue random entities over policy.

“Despite their supposed victory in the Supreme Court last April, anti-trans campaigners like Sex Matters have encountered failure after failure in their attempts to use the law to bully trans people out of public life." And If Sex Matters tries to bring another challenge, we’re ready to fight back.