Lxds have I been shadowbanned by the mods’ zen shite

Mm yes very normal reaction to very healthy completely legitimate earnings

lol, lmao

There are two types of Labour person: “We can’t have nice things” “We can’t have nice things and that is why things must be made drastically worse”

This is what Keir Starmer was doing on September 13, 2025 while a far-right rally was taking place in central London at which white supremacist Elon Musk called for 'dissolution of parliament' and whose other key speakers included Tommy Robinson and an MEP for the far-right German party AfD.

I’ve said things like this before but this is not actually that different to these people getting picked up by cults in the 90s and I don’t think it’ll be much worse I think the “AI is turning everyone mad” panic narrative is part of the marketing, which is all “THIS IS INEVITABLE DO NOT RESIST”

Me: I bet it was holstered right over his dick The article: “the firearm in his waistband went off around 10:05 p.m.” Me: lol

I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy

Larry Ellison autodefenestrate bitch

nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position

Valve release a single SteamOS update without a major functionality breakage challenge

The game show audience is already howling as I hit the button and chants along as each word of my giant IS THAT GOOD sign illuminates

Let's see where we are in the justice stakes, eh? - Johnson: big money ChatGPT articles for the Mail. - Cummings: consultancy, Substack prick - Hancock: consultancy, book, I'm a celebrity - Sunak: prime minister, big money advisor - Gove: editor at The Spectator - Mone: still has a yacht 🏆

Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my dead cat bounce

So... spells. We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning. And trapping evil cars in circles of salt. The old ways are new again.

sickos

Mate your own sister didn’t tell you about a party that was going on with all your colleagues in your constituency

The essential difference between the Tories and Labour is that Labour are stupid enough to sincerely believe in the nasty bullshit Tories throw around

Prescribing having a job sounds like you're guaranteed a job but that's not how the real world works Wes. You'll just be punished even more than now for not begging a council to let you empty the bins for them and even those jobs are nonexistent

youtu.be/eBxcbQ75zVQ gtradio

Please complete this and yell at the ghouls in the Home Office

Nightmare blunt rotation

Only fucking Labour MPs would fail to recognise how absolutely desperately on his last legs Starmer is and how quickly he’d topple if any of them had any fucking guts

All this is happening literally because fucking coward Labour MPs have to dither about and wait until May at the earliest because it’s too scawy to try and oust Starmer for any of the multiple policy failures, the lost seats, the SKYDIVING fucking polls I will never have anything but venom for them

Another MP for the most aggressively transphobic government we've ever had, pretending to give a shit. You want to defend trans people? Burn your own party to the ground.

These horrible authoritarian freaks are considerably worse than the Conservatives they replaced in far too many areas.

Ah the MP who did a gambling ad at a foodbank

Cis allies can pair up and call the authorities on each other for being trans in a public bathroom, exhaust due process until medical records are subpoenaed, and tire the cops with it until they complain so much about enforcing it that they stop bothering, like they did for non-crime hate incidents.

Love liberals with “misgivings” about Zack Polanski and their justification for these misgivings is that he’s likeable and people know his name lmao

Oh look Reform is to the left of Labour again

Cute TDoR post. What are you doing for those of us who are alive and struggling?

I really shouldn’t beauty shame but why does EVERY ONE of these TERF boomer ghouls look like a fucking Skyrim draugr EVERY. ONE.

Labour: alright that “ceasefire” is finally over the line, people won’t hate us for the things we did in a genocide anymore, time to lock in Also Labour: your taxes are going up to subsidise electricity for the grot machine, you can assault trans people at will, and we’re deporting babies

People who follow me on upscrolled have seen our backyard chickens. They’re still laying at a rate of an egg every other day in natural November light, and this is still not enough for farmers, but yeah people are totally going vegan because they’re confused by cheeky product names, ok lol Die.

I’m so fucking tired of farmers man

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made. Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

Relocating to the AI Growth Zone, who with me?

So sorry to be my regular beggy self when I know times are hard and the time of year but if anyone could do me a solid with any small amount I'd so appreciate it PayPal.me/smloem

Resurrecting this just now to say Fellowship of the Ring Consolidating the approx. 26000 male elves that appear into Arwen, a character actually relevant to the plot, and a woman, is a good change eat my ass John Ronald Reuel

Timely reminder

the verdict is in some ways also extremely bad: no, you shouldn't receive a police warning for engaging in a democracy, you authoritarian freaks but obviously, the fact that the original conviction went down without any of that is absolutely fucking insane

Labour’s fucking done dude. They can’t even lawfare people out of holding them to account

lol get fucked cunt

oh hell yeah man this is awesome

Love 2 miss a video game cutscene because I think it’s my boyfriend at the door and it turns out to be fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses Fuck off parasites

I was genuinely just thinking about how in spite of growing up with shit all, everything dying around them, video games that have deliberately desensitised them to gambling, and a concerted effort in TV and film to turn them into sociopaths, zoomers are doing incredibly

He really is just an idle middle classer not rich enough to be a true failson. Man wants to drive around in his big suburban tank and wear his little suits and talk at captive audiences

“Morgan help the smile servos are stuck on full”