Hey remember how I’ve said multiple times that this tiktok is run for the validation of Keir Starmer and literally no other purpose

What we meant to say was permanent rent inferno

Wario is aroace bsky.app/profile/fake...

Green party the only party in Birmingham that wants to stop drivers killing children, the fools, the rubes. Thinking children deserve to be safe from traffic violence is just unrealistic student politics. Vote Labour, Tory, Lib Dem and Reform for sensible and pragmatic child crushing

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Jungle cat

If you owe me £20 for fetishising my body, that’s futa tax

Da girls (and a boy)

All the Vivaldi pieces that go hard contain an unacceptable amount of musical edging beforehand

Hahahahahahaha you utter cartoon shithole

Donald Trump is technically a Churchillian figure as long as you’re referring to the Gallipoli campaign specifically

I don't want to be a "lol is this The Onion" guy too much but this literally looks like an Onion photoshop. Like, the pose, the slight fuzziness, the headline that's all you need to read to know the joke, it's just bang on.

Fuck’s sake, since changing where the coop is, the chickens have stopped giving a shit where they lay their eggs lmao

Idk I do actually think wanting to fuck cybersmith should be legitimate grounds for grippy sock jail

Actually this is why you have to hate him because why the fuck did you have to go for the bullseye when you could have gotten a better score from all the peripheral targets

One thing you have to respect the would be assassin for (if genuine) is attacking at the WHCD where there is no risk of collateral damage. Could have killed a dozen people in that room and each death would have made the world a better place.

Deserved

I mean if your understanding of video games is Call of Duty yeah you’re actually right with this opinion

Climbing Mont Pelerin and casting Tony Blair’s driver’s license into the fires to free us all

Choose the form of the Destructor

Class thing about this is that 'you voted to protect Starmer' is now an attack line against each and every remaining Labour MP

[Napalm Death voice] Tonty Blair Tonty Blair Tonty Blair FUCK OFF

Choose the form of the Destructor.

MPs seconds before going to vote on an issue that will have a profound impact on the lives of millions

Just had to clean up a half-digested meal’s worth of cat sick Chickens are NEVER this disgusting istg domesticating these fucking things was a mistake

Sonic the Hedgehog (2006):

putting together a team

You’re middle aged if you’ve ever thought “all the prominent gunmen in the news are younger than me nowadays”

OK but imagine gargantuan Cretaceous period creatures chasing each other like this

the american people made their will clear on november 5, 2024: we must end cancer research and redirect the engine of american prosperity towards annexing greenland, invading iran, and building the biggest and gaudiest ballroom in the history of humanity no president has ever had a stronger mandate

OK but imagine gargantuan Cretaceous period creatures chasing each other like this

Me when a Labour politician exists

OK I SWEAR the local seagulls who come past the back garden have started squawking like the chickens

one of starmer's last acts as prime minister will be whipping the party to protect him from scrutiny, which will turn out to be a pointless act of self preservation serving only to damage the trust in labour MPs even more, because he can't whip voters into saving him next week.

Tiny Starmer

Thinking back to what Hannah Spencer said at the NW Greens AGM about how Labour MPs tried to “take her under their wing” and it suddenly being very fucking apparent what that was about

When you’ve definitely got nothing to hide

The best bit is they will all comply because they’re such weaselly little scum completely WELDED onto the Labour career track even as it’s about to stop existing

Lil jackdaw friend who VERY RUDELY ran away from me as I was trying to get a picture of them

tbf i do think being an mp is a piece of piss job but i dont think that means they should be getting pissed doing it

Cloud of Horror emanating from Preston

Can I just say btw we may never have a more pristine literal example of malding in our time

Reform has 3 words of Welsh on the cover of their Welsh manifesto and 2 of them are spelt wrong.

the people are out of touch once again

hell yes

Three days ago, so that's good.