fortnite adding a character who is an immortal digital soul eternally trapped in a prison of their regrets is a little too on the nose

The very friendly hen who doesn’t mind cuddles flew up and perched on the side of the coop while I was cleaning it out and got a little stroke :3

what

My god, the prophecy is coming true

you know that guy who punched richard spencer? that's right, you don't. every day is shut the fuck up friday.

It's horrible that Microsoft closes all these studios, and also that they refuse to close what would objectively be the funniest studio to close, Bethesda.

Just got this through the door. Disgusting. This is Starmer’s Britain.

Lib gays really were just like “we got marriage! The struggle is over forever!” lmao

enjoy the drive up to scotland, big man

sending this as an example of online abuse so Kier steps up and blocks Excel in the UK

labour: it is for parliament to make law not the courts. labour: it is for the courts to determine the law so we can't do anything about the supreme court maliciously misinterpreting the equality act.

For Keir Starmer's Labour - the party of Sam Gould, Ivor Caplin, Matthew Doyle, and their close associates like Wes Streeting and, indeed, Starmer himself - this is very much a feature, not a bug

Libs begging people not to punch fash because they’re acutely aware where the fists will inevitably end up pointed afterwards

I kind of like how he’s clearly not even that happy in the first pic, just processing “this is my life now, living a scum-baiting persona until someone younger and more annoying usurps me”

All the lines in the foreheads of these Labour cunts are caused by many hours of squinting hard at Jonathan Portes graphs until they seem to make some kind of sense

Streeting as he comes dead last:

the uk should be banning social media for middle aged people. look what a simple web forum called "mums net" did to those bog apes. their yakubian brains can't handle it

Sweetcorn. Can't abide it. If it leaves your body in the same shape it entered, it's not a food stuff, it's a tourist out to inspect your intestines for giddy thrills.

Physician, heal thyself

Iranian nuclear physicists were taking a break from work to tweet about Scottish independence, as one does, when Israel put an end to this divisive anti-Union activity.

But of course, acquiring all those studios with their interesting ideas and unique touches just to let them languish and then finally snuff them out was an important part of killing off “AA” games, curtailing consumer choice, and forcing focus group slop on people. EA did it to Codemasters.

Microsoft really are gonna burn every other division to the ground before cutting losses on AI because that is the only thing keeping magic line up

Yeah, nice try. I’m not falling for that again

Imagine actually supporting these studios over the years instead of blowing eye-watering billions on Call of Duty long after it's gone off the boil

In England it's illegal to touch your own penis before 9pm so when cock bearers have to use the public toilet we have to hold the penis of the person to our right. The person on the left always has pissy shoes

no no, his name isn’t ratatouille, his name is remy. the ratatouille is the dish he makes, he’s not named after the food he has his own name and it’s remy. the human chef isn’t ratatouille either his name is actually linguine which is crazy because he IS named after a food but his na

Bad as Everything is, Now is not the time to Get mad Violence isn't the answer In fact, we should all Reach out to each other, with love Now, I Expect you may want to X-ray my sentiment for sarcasm, but Truth be told, I'm being deadly serious

Bf got home while I was out with the pets, we had some Battenberg and coffee while the chickens played and ate sweetcorn in the sunset :)

Cant say anything these days

you cannot both be genuinely committed to the welfare of young people and hire a close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile.

Every bench in a Labour council area:

iran handing the VLCC captain a tablet with an option for 10/15/20% tip

Cat GLARING at a raven about 4/5ths his size like he’s not terrified of chickens

I like when the chickens look at me and make a squawk/coo to implore me to come and do something about whatever’s upsetting them “Muuuuuum…”

This little fucker is currently monopolising the corncob and attacking the other two if they get close

C O R N

Okay then what's a Good IPA? Like if I'm gonna dunk on it I at least need to try the best

Actually existing two tier policing: Holding a placard saying "I oppose genocide" - terrorism Collating lists of PoC and then doing a pogrom burning their houses: "Legitimate concerns"

The Lancet does love to publish frightening pseudoscience about children!

I don't know what kind of Pokémon a Luncheon is but I'd sort it out I tell you now

sorry i called you a milf, i thought it meant mentally ill lesbian friend

Half the fucking cheats in these books were made up and didn’t do anything, and they all copied each other so you’d see the same fake cheat in every one and then they’d end up online

Keir Starmer has announced, in a voice like a kazoo sneezing up a bee's arse, world-first 'digital ASBO' to combat the scourge of 'Bluesky teens'

I really am glad Keir Starmer, Director of Public Prosecutions when the Crown Prosecution Service declined to prosecute Saville is looking out for our kids.

Apropos of nothing

kier starmer takes his shoes & socks off when he uses the public toilets

Point 7 says the US "and its allies" must pony up $300bn to rebuild Iran. Iran has claimed the UK, a US ally, provided support for the US attacks. A lot of UK Atlanticist types are suddenly saying we have to cut everything to fund "defence". Are UK taxpayers paying for Trump's war?

trans people are oppressing cis people. the UK has apartheid for white people. your gran is a terrorist

If you do a teaching degree there should be 15 snotty 7 year olds attached to you at all times during it so you can have your “I hate kids actually” realisation in your first year and not halfway through your placement