He should fire Lindsay Hoyle!

Seeing as how I’ll already never be allowed in the US

I just love the constant patronising mischaracterisaction of people who thought maybe Labour would be *slightly* less bad as people throwing their lot in with a “miracle” hope. No babes, that’s what you did when you helped shitehouse Corbyn. Enjoy your forever liberalism, you won!

I‘m just gonna assume any failed assassination of Trump is false flag shit and you should too

'Um. Let me be clear Mr Speaker *honk* There was nothing untoward about the cavier and money fight social and it has no bearing on Palantir's sp-called Blood and Riches NHS contract.'

Those fuckin cheeks man, vampires are real

"Victoria Starmer resigning as Keir's wife and taking full responsibility for failing to remind her husband to declare the meeting."

arrest him, throw him in jail

Imagine Labour hadn’t been abject dogshit and had implemented press controls

Yorp Ar'Tee is my favourite Star Wars character

You want parking spots? Cool! Then you shouldn’t have complained you had to pay a TINY amount of tax to subsidise the railways that meant people could affordably and reliably go from place to place! You solipsist degenerate fuckstain.

Vote Blue No Matter Who!

The real solution to antisocial driving is to use road tax to help pay for buses and trains that run, at a minimum, every 15 minutes, everywhere

all of this does actually end with labour leader ed miliband losing a general election. again. infinite loop.

I don’t care for their “Renaming Whitehall ‘Greta Thunberg Way’” plans but I DO like their “right wingers incarnated in re-education camps” policy

This is a Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle show segment

To win back the trust voters, Kier Starmer has undergone surgery to look like MrBeast

The Prime Minister, Sir Keir Starmer, has died.

Kent... Brockman?!

It’s really funny that Starmer is the *most* likeable person Labour has right now

The internet has taught you more languages than you know

You really do have to be an incredibly idle-minded mark to assume humans can’t actually be evil, and can’t simply be easily corruptible. You have to be able to understand not everyone thinks on rails of earnestness. Many people are indeed reptiles who think only of their own gain.

Ok I’m not saying Rochdale might be some of the thickest cunts in the north but they voted for George Galloway long after everyone knew what George Galloway does

This might be the greatest thing ever created

Just This If it was food

If I were the worlds most powerful military in all of history, I would simply have not have placed all my main logistics and resupply bases in a sea that can be shut with a handful of old sea mines, some lads on speedboats and drones made cheaper than a second hand car! Also lol, lmfao.

Tbh Green policy should be to treat any accusation from Labour scum as vexatious and ignore it

If Reform promised to make ASLEF and RMT members actually work for a living I’d fucking vote for them lmao

I mean fuck do you ever look at the DOGSHIT trade unions in this country and then suddenly understand how easy Thatcher got those votes

Hey I’m an RMT guard, every train I manage is 10 minutes late because I’m too busy jerking off in the back cab to do the doors and I haven’t checked a ticket in 15 years. Raise pls, I’m thinking of adding an extension onto my conservatory, I’m very working class

Yeah rail unions, especially their leadership, are the epitome of Labour culture though: risk-averse middle class wankers who’ll do anything to avoid doing their actual jobs and who fetishise a fictionalised culture of the past where trains were hot and dangerous.

Very funny to see "but but but my cruise control doesn't work at 20mph!" being used a defense against speeding tickets now. How about driving the car with your fucking feet and not being an idiot?

Dear @greenparty.org.uk re: Steve Reed’s pantomime bullshit

It’s very stupid, by the way, to imagine that moral codes come from religion and not that religion adapted itself around and modified prevailing moral codes

*bf takes a STEP out of the back door* *gold hen immediately starts shouting*

“Bond yields were falling” as the first indicator of economic success where millions use food banks and in-work poverty is at a record high

👍👍👍👍👍👍

No they aren't

Well if War and Peace is so good how come there isn’t a War and Peace 2

she manually stimulates my penis until I reach ejaculatory orgasm

Pals.

Bunk bed coop with shade to chill in underneath, and they’re all happy with the ladder.

DIY time so they must all be their most nosy about it

Is it a compliment to call your partner your ball and chain if you're into bondage

Having some dandelion for the first time since about September

Protip when you mass murder, torture and rape multiple populations with the primary goal of grabbing more land for your tacky people to profit from and the secondary goal of bringing about the end of the world so god will come and give you a handshake none of that is born from love or good intention