Engagement bait here is shite man, at least on Twitter they attach softcore porn

Every antihero film should play a sad trombone whenever the character takes a dark turn so the audience knows its bad.

U ever think about how a major theme in codslop is “plucky smol bean America doesn’t need all that tech to win” and as soon as one of their victims started fighting back tactically and in earnest it’s “oh god, not the technology”

This is what I talk about when I say Labour's astroturfing is pathetic this is what I'm talking about - account emerges, posts 9 times about Gorton & Denton and then dissapears into the Ether when Labour ate shit.

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lol, and if I may, lmao

I’m actually not convinced they ever got Bin Laden lol, the whole “oh yeah he’s totally dead , we didn’t get any pics tho, had to lob him in the sea right quick” has always been MEGA sus to me

Oh but they killed him. Yeah, he doesn't have to live in this world what a sucker. Compare the U.S pre-9/11 to everything that's happened since and tell me OBL didn't get what he wanted, a U.S that is catastrophically locked into decline led by 25 years of Trying To Get Control after it happened.

We have to accept that Osama bin Laden won.

The entire American hegemony collapsing because a podcaster flogging dick pills told you it was too much to use someone’s preferred fucking pronouns

Accelerationism’s the only fuckin thing that works man I swear, as long as normie dipshits have even the slightest little bit of reliable comfort no matter what depraved misery they live in they will actively oppose making anything better

That’s NATO away noo

An insane warlord facing death contemplates invading Persia as his last hurrah and has enormous issues with supply lines, treacherous foreign allies, and rising debts. Is it Phillip II or Donald Trump? Take the quiz!

One day this’ll be the accompanying illustration for “societal collapse”

do you think the Labour Together lot have a secret plan named Coronation Streeting

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

They’ve turned the Greens against us

*Kier Starmer voice* hawk tuah

You're all English (derogatory) to me

POV: you’ve just informed Kier of some brown infants who were vaporised by a British F-35

do i like trans porn? hell yea i do—i like it when a trans barista is porn me some more coffee

A song dedicated to Darren Johnson.

I mean fuck, what else are you to expect from a culture that 1. Never actually got rid of human slavery 2. Is defined by the bitterness of capital who nominally lost a war over slavery but were unconditionally reintegrated anyway

Tysm for your help, I managed to get most of what was needed and Edith has managed to sleep. If I could get some help getting her some soup and rolls to last the weekend, we should be golden x

Seeing posts around, so gonna throw in and share Shelly's! Help towards medication and maybe eventually other transition stuff, but just the help with bills and rent would be eternally appreciated ❤️ ko-fi.com/shellybeans

Got some of this and it’s quite good lads Incidentally does anyone want 3 of a 5 pack of Buldak 2x noodles I have completely gone off that shite

a lot of my fellow cis people are gonna think this is a good answer, and yall are fucking dipshits. “trans genocide is a distraction” is the excuse of someone who is fine with trans genocide

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"why are you so skeptical of our policies?" It's because you've been running things for decades and it's shit, lads. That's why.

I feel like I'm going mad whenever I read this shit. We've done what these fucking dickheads wanted! We've sold off public services, squeezed wages, cut spending, made every millionaire feel like a special boy. And still, anemic growth at best. It doesn't *work* lads!!

You ever notice that they call pubs a "free house" until you start setting up your bed and then they kick you out

Labour friends of school bombers

“Why war with Iran is good for the people of Kettering”

They meant it in a metaphorical sense, a desperate plea to SPT to make literally anything less shit

as everyone's favourite Absolute Bullshit Briefcase Cloutchaser But With The Word "Lefties" In The Handle Please Retweet Account is spreading it about... that 250k figure for Labour's leadership is wildly unofficial, it comes from an anon leak to The Times last December which claimed *below* 250k

Does someone wanna tell these fuckhead economics journos that literally all their beloved centrist parties have ever DONE has been “growth-boosting” and that’s why we are where we are

Btw I’m also always going to hold Yorp members in contempt, you fucking marks, you gave near a million to a bunch of George Galloway-ass landlords

Fuck you Stella Creasy, fuck you Nadia Whittome, may you never fail upwards and may you find yourselves in a dead-end job where you actually have to do something for a living

Fuck And I cannot emphasise this enough The soft left

Basically two groups in Labour right now: -soft left types starting to realise they followed the herd when they probably shouldn't have and are thinking they might have fucked it. -Blue Labour types, grenade in one hand, pin in the other screaming that if they're going you're going with them

Absolutely no fucking way they have 250k members dude, they had the *cabinet* out doorstepping

Lmao 'our membership was falling through the fucking floor but suddenly flatlined for 2 years at 250k. Trust me.'