Ruin a band by changing one letter: Chappelle Roan

They’ve written off Lancashire, where half the trains don’t run, as Tory/Reform scum that they’re not going to bother with, but they’re evidently terrified of losing West Yorkshire, particularly Leeds lol Can’t have Reeves losing her seat!

I'd rather have cummies than spunk

They should do Digital Ego and Superego Cards instead

Fucked up old truck transmission at the vintage vehicle rally

Don't worry, I'm sure the omniscient and all powerful creator of reality will be fooled

I’ve just reskeeted funny shitposts about Scott Adams; people are not ready for how I’m going to react when that mouldy cunt finally overdoes it on the prosecco

Scott Adams will be remembered for his famous comic Dilbert by some, but most will remember him for this:

Can we talk about how cucked the population of Holborn and St Pancras are that Starmer would still get 26% of the vote fucking hell Is it embarrassment? An overwhelming number of SUV wanks who like to hit cyclists?

Jensen Huang’s hairline as an economic indicator

An increasingly irritating thing online libs are doing is using “is in the Epstein files” as a weird kind of playground insult Could you freaks at least pretend to care a tiny bit about the victims

Fuck it, I deserve all my love

Istg I read a dilbert comic once that was straight up an incel fantasy about being an alpha male and I had no idea the kind of person Scott Adams was so I assumed it was satire at the time

THE MOMENT Bill Watterson dies they are going to LAUNCH into the funko pop-ass merch and a shitty movie, I hope he has some incredible trustees

He's dead He's dead Adams is dead Scott was Dilbert's creator No life in that bald head

First person to make a photoshop of dogbert walking that bald cunt to the gates of hell like a reverse Paddington wins all my love ❤️

Barely got to use any of it

State of it.

AHAHA SCOTT ADAMS REST IN PISS BITCH

Blew one of the chickens’ tiny minds today when she spotted the big chest full of pellet and perched on the side and marveled at it. I don’t think she’d ever seen so much food in her life

There is a nugget of truth to that idiot columnist’s statement about Starmer being diet yoghurt: he is essentially an empty husk animated by nothing but the raw desire for CV inflation and little perks like Taylor Swift tickets; the Labour briefcase career path personified

Every time someone in an Apple sub writes a complaint post about how shit iOS 26 is there is INSTANTLY some snivelling little cunt with a condescending “works for me” comment Relax bro Tim Cook’s pension plan is fine

Gallantly riding up on my pony, helpfully donated by a campaign contributor, to the troubled townsfolk, blowing my bugle and announcing better things aren’t possible

you ever see a picture of someone and just know instantly they have immaculate vibes?

Repost with your home river The Ribble estuary, I guess.

🕯️My cousin Brian passed away last night. After a courageous 3 wk stint with ICE. He slipped on a fellow agent’s frozen peepee puddle & somersaulted many times in the air, yelling “yabbada yabbada yabbada” & tragically aspirating (a different) agent’s pee he’d been gargling. He hated women🇺🇸💔

POV you are a Labour MP and I have added a permanent reminder that you will always spiritually belong on the revenge child porn nazi website

Ferris Bueller on the TL means it's time to remind everyone that in 1987 Matthew Broderick killed two women and left Dirty Dancing star Jennifer Gray needing major surgery to avoid paralysis and the only negative consequence he faced for it was a £100 fine.

The government still litigating the ban on a bunch of racist genocidaires from running amok in Birmingham, and completely chickening out of banning the Twitter and the CSAM machine while hunger strikers go 2 months without food. Like what other conclusions can you make about their priorities really

[HARD BASTARD MODE ENGAGED]

can't help but notice none of those good soldiers liberals kept talking about have appeared yet to refuse orders or defend protesters

Can anyone do me a solid and help me get some more cat food for this stray, got three of the coming now and didn't budget all the extra food in because they're round so much at the moment PayPal.me/smloem

I will NEVER "log off", whatever that even means

I once saw Harriet Harman unwrap a kinder egg, take the chocolate out and discard it, then take a dog shit from her coat pocket and mold into an egg shape with her one hand, then carefully wrap it all back up again in the kinder egg wrapper and put it right back on the shelf

Keir Starmer has proscribed Bsky because he got called a right wally online

this is a SAFE ZONE

S-tier music video youtu.be/8JT8pVv1cT0

We’re gonna have to hang about 80% of the judges in this fucking country

She got a big long ride in my arms and a cuddle and a big handful of cheese and she’s chuffed now

it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf

Younger cat stole older cat’s dry food then spilled it all over the floor and she just found it and looks heartbroken Anyway does anyone want a free cat? He’s a little bastard

Just remembered when I posted a personal and a rizzless French guy (but I repeat myself) ignored my UK-only stipulation to beg me for pics because he wanted “to see a trans” lmao

The two genders

What I really resent about the long shart that is Your Party is it’s providing free ammo for smug Labour centrists and their shit humour

Spoilers for Myst: My favourite thing about Myst 2021 is the randomiser doesn’t actually change the solution to the final puzzle. You can still speedrun it. It’s the same page, because they didn’t want to edit or add dialogue I guess.

The Rt. Hon. Sir Keir Starmer MP is hated by his cat, and resents being made to look his height (5'8" or 1.74m) in photographs.

Ok I’ll do another one of these spammy Facebook threads What four classic video games do you find yourself replaying no matter how old they are?