Eric Idle

Gonna go feed the tiny dinosaurs some popcorn

Fuck the Batmobile drawbar and trailer is sending me

Robbie Williams when asked his preferred father of communist theory: I'm lovin' Engels instead

“Kathleen Kennedy is a good producer” *flabbergasted gesturing at the Star Wars sequel trilogy*

Keir

Imagine being American, where all the sugar that was supposed to be in the chocolate is instead in the mustard, because anything having character or taste there might trigger revolution

American libs being snitty about Britain as the same time as they’re rehabilitating Hitler lmao

That bizarre cope line about how it’s against da rules to give away a Nobel prize GOOD THING THE FASCIST FUCKSTAIN YOU GAVE IT TO IS PART OF A MOVEMENT SO CONCERNED WITH AND CONSTRAINED BY RULES AND CONVENTION INNIT

I really hope he still doesn’t give this cunt what she wants that would be the apex of funny

I gave you my Nobel peace prize, please respond

Reading “Police | ICE” as “Poleece-eece”

Waking up to another glorious day in Britain

Imma be real I don’t think The Hague works, I think we need to establish a physical hell on earth where lifelong fitting torments are administered and well-publicised for the deterrence of future pieces of shit I think neoliberals should have all their organs progressively auctioned off

I cannot overstate how much I loathe this utter cuck

the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck" the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"

Thinking of a few Malcolm x speeches as they tell people getting kidnapped in the streets by masked thugs to ‘remain calm’

The advantage was hers and she’s fucked it lmao Absolutely unbelievably thick woman

Wow, whoms't could've predicted this?

Tidal is cheaper and better and pays artists more and doesn't directly fund military research, and I saw many of you posting your Spotify Wrapped last month and once again invite you to consider how fucking shitty that is

Lmao most incredible thing I’ve ever seen on the shitey second hand book table at Booths

BREAKING NEWS Wes Streeting has defected to Reform

You know what, if it ends up killing the undertaxed parasitic vermin who have ripped the arse out of rural wales, absolutely these cunty restaurants shouldn’t be required to follow hygiene rules

Lmao most incredible thing I’ve ever seen on the shitey second hand book table at Booths

New chicken behaviour unlocked: giving them sweet porridge causes them to start skipping excitedly around the garden

When u put ur dealer in ur phone contacts

Keir

This is so joyless too. Like if you can’t get enjoyment out of learning about new things and comparing them and then making a decision by yourself based on the information you’ve assimilated I think you should basically just be dead

Made a sausage butty with carolina reaper sauce and it has aggravated my cough but hopefully that means I’ll shift it that much quicker?

Scottish Labour is an open goal and Swinney is fucking asleep, vote Green if you’re in Scotland I beg you

He’s just literally incapable of not being a chancing little rat at any opportunity Abolish the list system, whose only function is to reward failures like this

🤔Isn’t banning Bonuses for water company bosses in the Labour party manifesto? And on the good things Labour have done list?

Badenoch sacking Jenrick is lowkey the first smart thing she’s ever done lol

typical ai use case

“Patriotic” Eastern European dipshits who fled to the west because it was easier than staying and rebuilding after Soviet collapse are going to melt when NATO gets dissolved lmao

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers Zack Bond - PC (2003)

they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it

We should actually start calling Labour politicians paedophile protectors. Just normalise shouting it at them at any given opportunity.

You know I just think Emily Darlington is a paedophile tbh She rails against people watching consenting adult sex workers doing porn, she loves anything that makes kids suffer, and she will stay on the child porn generation website even though she gets less than 100 views per tweet

Labour delenda est. Comprehensively. Forever.

Especially as Steve Reed has been actually antisemitic and now this handily buries that in search results labourlist.org/2020/07/labo...

Sting wrote a bunch of boring songs for straights whose idea of kinky sex is having discernible feelings for your partner; Stewart Copeland wrote the soundtracks to the original Spyro trilogy which has catchy bangers and beautiful ethereal ambient wonder alike

Let’s check out what hsbc has said in the past!

10,000 centrist dads who’ve never had sex they enjoyed tittering at this

I just don’t think it’s a coincidence that liberals are at the point of saying Hitler was better than Trump and also that they want an entire portion of the Middle East to ship all the Jewish people off to