it... couldn't be... could it..?

responding to DMs would violate the terms of his probation (dog shagging offences)

this one's an absolute classic. bio says blocks "crowdfunding grifters" and the banner image is Steve Bray. follows 6,000 accounts and dog profile pic. it's perfect.

text messages cost 15p

lmao @giagia.co.uk barely even posts but loves making lists

"it's not illegal! I promise it's not illegal!" - the Guardian (a Labour councillor has subsequently been charged with at least six offences)

if you read this Guardian article, it sounds an awful lot like people they spoke to and indeed possibly the journalists knew what was going on and thought it was good.

you'd have thought a Labour councillor being charged over this would have been bigger news, wouldn't you?

have just seen Uma Kumaran called a "rising star" of Labour, so please ensure you file this image of her campaigning with Ollie Steadman - the Labour councillor currently bailed over allegations of blackmail and sex offences.

I watched the video on this and the guy is delighting in it. includes several totally made up things, such as Bridget Phillipson being the underdog for deputy leadership and actually doing really well and Wes Streeting being charismatic. some of the worst lying briefcase trash I have ever seen.

whatever could it mean

took less than 5 seconds to confirm private school

Anyway if you want to read more about Tony Blair building tech to sell to authoritarian governments full story is here democracyforsale.substack.com/p/blair-bids...

just saw a tiktok where a guy had cats he'd named Sports Gambling and Iraq

What did you do in the period of incipient neofascism, daddy? Mostly posting darling, but unlike everyone who got paid to do it, I was correct about what was happening. What did that mean, dad? Absolutely nothing my little bab. I might as well have shouted into a bucket. Because of the paid guys.

oh also my dad used to play cricket with the guy who started Flicks magazine (whoooo remembers). his name was Quentin and I remember him being very posh but very nice, although apparently very bad at cricket.

oh also my stepgrandad was into films and at one point had a cinema in his shed that I was too young to appreciate at the time. I think he'd once been been a projectionist. I remember he worked at his local cinema and let me press the button to start Pocahontas once.

my town didn't have a cinema so it was either Royston or Harlow. both long gone. I thought I saw Jurassic Park in the Grafton Centre in Cambridge (also gone) but apparently that didn't open until 1995 so I now have no idea. I definitely saw Independence Day there.

Hehehehehe wee wee piss

in many ways we are all Beans's father, and we are all proud

I think if I were an extremely unpopular prime minister, constantly accused of political cowardice and fence sitting, the opportunity to go on tv and say "I am going to stop this child pornography machine right now" would be too good to miss. and yet.

Honestly think it’s more that she’s the type of person who noisily Doesn’t Take Shit From Anyone, a phrase that in practice means “I hold terrifyingly intense grudges if subjected to any slight or disrespect, and I scream at waitresses who get my order wrong”.

I would bet everything I have on people who pay for twitter being far more likely to be nonces than the general population