just remembered Frances Weetman

oh! they got this all screwed up!

first follow James O'Brien

Labour MPs bottling it and keeping Sir Kier after the elections is going to be so funny

something I haven't seen mentioned about Olly Robbins is that his name can be added to the already long list of people Starmer himself appointed before sacking shortly afterwards. the man is fucking useless.

people who call Mandelson 'Mandy' should be shot in the face while they're watching Have I Got News For You

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Keir Starmer claiming to be staggered that he wasn't told that Peter Mandelson had failed vetting. In reality he'd already been warned by the Propriety and Ethics Team about Mandelson's Epstein and Russian links and appointed him anyway, despite the full vetting not having concluded yet

Starmer fandom is so fascinating to me. what kind of a person produces this?

hahahahahaha yes he's doing his little squeaky voiced angry thing again

it's literally all they have. utterly pathetic.

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

so even in this absurd made up version of events, it's still Sir Kier's fault

over on twitter, Pippa is reporting a fairly dubious sounding government line as fact, and gleefully joining in with them against a civil servant who is not allowed to speak on the matter

block this one. 100% trying to get you to type something she will report to the police

Sir Kier's ultimate humiliation is just 3 weeks away

correct. the time was many months ago.

let's see how this one ages, given that it's being tested 3 weeks from now

you are fucking disgusting. stay away from children and other people in general.

well well well

this shit is so fucking funny, we know fuckwits

I ain't clicking that shit

a food crisis is the probably the only thing that'll make me eat all my noodles so there's that

Looks like Bluesky is now routinely tagging posts containing the words 'slop' and 'AI slop' as Rude. Totally what a completely non-rattled, absolutely unruffled management team who are fully confident in their vibe-coded architecture (which keeps breaking) would do. Nothing to see here!

bluesky staff such an exceptional mix of malice and incompetence

just saw a tiktok of some girls realising they'd booked an absolute dogshit hotel and this interaction in the comments killed me

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the positions these fuckin weirdos end up taking lmao

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my sister once declared herself "a vegetarian except chicken legs"

a problem with your order sir?

no, this is a separate but related issue where it's more obvious to people that they're getting an unfair deal. also valid but clearly not the same as constant worry about paying bills, or inability to pay them at all.

the caption to this simply says "britmaxxing"

you absolute cunt

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hilarious scenes in the local Lidl (which I will no longer shop in) as the gate they've installed to stop you leaving without scanning a receipt does not work, trapping many irate customers. they then opened up a small gap to escape through, before discovering pushchairs couldn't get through it

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

This is so funny like I can just make a graph saying anything and the telegraph will report it

oh that's ok then

you know I hate to say it but

ok dude that's great but can you stop defending them online all the time because that's the more annoying bit

is the awful jenbren woman contractually obliged to insert herself into everything or something? she's always there!

I just don't think austerity is a great pitch in 2026

I fixed my energy prices for 2 years as soon as the war started and the energy company is saying as of now I'm overpaying by about £55 a year vs the cheapest tariff, so pretty confident that come July I'll have been proven very very correct to have done this lmao

fun is when you laugh at people who think they can't afford groceries or heat or medicine when your little chart says different do they must be wrong