there is always a pledge. the single most dishonest politician of my lifetime.

probably leave it alone then.

more idiocy from the atrocious 'BowlerHatMan' who seems to confuse the role of a local MP with that of a government minister

I'm not suggesting we should do this but I reckon if we spent an election day arguing with them about why we're not going to vote enough of them would stay at home getting angry at the computer that it would affect some results

when we do the "I couldn't vote for Kamala Harris" bit I feel like I can literally feel them seething across an ocean

no, it just wasn't possible for me to vote. I was not given any options I could vote for at all in the US election of 2024.

no I just couldn't do it. I looked at the candidates in depth and I just could not find a way to vote in the US election of 2024.

I didn't vote in the US election. I just couldn't do it.

you're the fucking danger here

I couldn't have less sympathy for Brits who moved to the Dubai Slave State to avoid paying tax, have probably supported every 'intervention' in the Middle East and now are scared when the bombs are falling on *them* for once. Call me back when they make an atomically small violin.

he was lying you total fucking idiot

I think it was more the private school "Rufus" (his name is Robert)

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least bigoted Labour Party member

"RefUKkers" in bio

if Bluesky Red Team weirdos have shown me one thing it's that Sir Kier does have a support base after all. it's just that it's in France.

very obvious that Sir Kier has to sack Streeting now, but he can't because he doesn't even have the backing to get rid of a guy who's despised by members, constituents and the public.

all timer of a current Labouroid bio here

I mean this completely unironically: every decision he made as DPP needs to be reviewed.

leave an American seething with this One Weird Trick

I couldn't vote for Trump either. in terms of my ability to vote for them, Trump and Harris were totally equal to me.

I just couldn't vote for Kamala Harris. it was impossible for me to vote for Kamala Harris.

Wake up babe new war just dropped

I couldn't vote for Kamala Harris. just couldn't do it.

he should be in prison.

the bio is so funny

what gender is Iran @kierstarmer

Farridge

comfortably retired several holiday a year centrists simply cannot cope with the idea that people with actual problems don't like the same politicians they do

we have a potential main character

Replies off. Quote posts off.

hahahaha this ridiculous bald man has come up with the funniest possible take

can we convince Sir Kier to make a podcast before he resigns

this week's guest on The Toolshed with Rodney Starmer is plumber, plasterer and Green Party MP for Gorton and Denton, the one and only Hannah Spencer MP

a generational dumbass

this is the best joke I have ever made

something I found funny about Sir Kier's pool interview this morning is that he repeatedly referred to Labour's candidate without ever mentioning her name, presumably because he doesn't know it.

Bastani soft launching Sir Kier Starmer has men's mental health on Novara tonight lmao

incredible levels of fucking it now

basically Labour are shitting on left voters as if they're a handful of trot groups, as opposed to 13 million in 2017, 10 million in 2019, and a political party that's probably 80% of the way to being Labour's size now.

the thing I think is most bizarre about this is that it very clearly isn't a blip - more people voted Labour in 2017 and 2019 when they were avowedly left wing than did in 2024 when they disowned the left, and the results since have only got worse. much worse in last night's case.

guess the first account followed

massive blunder from Plaid leader here, forgetting that when he becomes FM Sir Kier will have resigned

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all. Thanks, Zack Polanski

also as far as I can tell they've only ever reported specifically on one individual local area, a borough of London, and they've actually done it twice. would you like to guess the borough?

I just had a quick look at the "democracy volunteers" website and literally every post has what looks like a disproportionate focus on "family voting". the organisation itself seems very odd, with a man then nearly 50 appointing men of 24 and 22 as directors in 2018.

following his party's catastrophic defeat in the Gorton & Denton byelection, Reel Politik calls for Keir Starmer to STAY AND FIGHT as Labour leader. The recovery is just round the corner. Stay stong, big man. Don't let the haters piss on your chips.

seriously imagine how much worse it would be if the Labour right paedophilia crisis was accurately reported