note the rules have now changed (democratically?) so you can't be a member of another political party. they therefore owe me a fiver and have no idea how petty I can be.

Oasis Taylor Swift the many crimes of the Labour right

so it appears this was a unilateral move on the Corbyn side. Zarah and Jamie Driscoll were the right people to do this. there is no future in reanimating the corpse of 2018 LOTO and I'm out. Corbyn is being used here and he needs to wake up.

I'm (finally) live! twitch.tv/geddstation 🤠

sorry gamers, sleep (or lack of) really kicking my ass right now. hopefully live around 3 o'clock x twitch.tv/geddstation

I've been very relaxed about this because I do think it's complicated and hasn't been attempted on this scale before but even being as forgiving as I've been I can't really get past there now appearing to be 2 separate memberships

what if I watched the Elephant Man and listened to Clairo at the same time? what then?

now we have mandatory Gemini at work I decided to ask it where I could get an Italian style pizza delivered from. it gave me 4 possibilities, one of which I could indeed get an Italian style pizza delivered from. one was an Italian restaurant that neither serves pizza nor delivers. two did not exist

IMPORTANT

the thing I'll never get over is the way they pretend the last several decades just didn't happen. we know exactly what the consequences of trans women using women's spaces are because they've done so for many years.

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT: i am live on twitch twitch.tv/geddstation

you don't hear a lot about this stuff compared to, for example, roving gangs of often elderly people asking you to vote to end austerity

what an odd thing to say

oh my god you absolute fucking losers

understand your pension

i'm live! attempting to git gud at guessing again it's geoguessr all afternoon over at twitch.tv/geddstation x

I'm finding this constant raising of the stakes on immigration quite weird because while I understand that accepting refugees and putting them in hotels is unpopular I find it hard to believe that this racist spirit is going to extend to white immigrants, which seems to be where policy is going

yo @athenaisreallycool.bsky.social check this shit out

this is actually kind of a lie because I've realised all my TVs are different brands but I do hate the Samsung one with my whole heart

got blocked for calling him Turdy Alex again. must be into double figures now lmao

look how much it hates me for this

tiktok has made me aware of Mancunian dinosaurs

I used to have a Mitsubishi tv in my room and a Sanyo at my dad's. Ferguson and Grundig VCRs. now everything is Samsung and it sucks. very woke.

we've got a Dog Enjoyer here @doggbounty.bsky.social

I'm afraid I could not bring myself to vote for the Liberal Democrats in 2024

Turdy Alex always has an excuse (see the book he won an award for 9 years ago that still doesn't exist)

I think I've googled what a gamete is at least 10 times but my brain refuses to file that information, presumably due to its irrelevance

Does the Northern Independence Party mean nothing to you now, Thelma? WELL?

as a disgustingly cishet man who didn't even know a trans person until my 30s I'm so fucking sick of it. leave people alone. I stumbled into trans stuff through work and I find the way it's gone from pushing for better to desperately defending an already shit position incredibly depressing.

"irreversible" is not the same as "people choose not to reverse it"

firstly this misrepresents the findings it refers to so jot that down but even if it were true it would only strengthen my belief that puberty blockers are a great thing to have available for young people anyway

never read the bible (not a nerd) but I find it unlikely it says you're not allowed to be transgender

I retain a Disney Plus subscription I use solely to watch The X Files: I Want to Believe (2008), which I do every day

Disney Piss

a bizarre non-story where a person believes that she is entitled to a house retaining its value forever and that HS2 Ltd should have to pay for her to be able to become the landlord of an unrelated house. archive.ph/WtSVY

the Matchroom thing on Netflix could've been good but it's unwatchable scripted reality dogshit

this is why bluesky doesn't offer basic privacy btw. they think getting these fucking idiots in your mentions all the time is good.

I fucking despise fbpe man

think heating's going to have to go on soon. glad it's £300 cheaper now under Labour 😊

what exactly is going on here wifh the Guardian (specifically Daniel Boffey) constantly giving space for Tulip Siddiq to defend criminal charges in Bangladesh?

You know when you're peeing and it squirts upwards into your eyes so you fall backwards and end up with the sink tap up your arse?

this is truly the shit keepers derby. two teams who stubbornly refuse to buy a good goalkeeper.

this is insane

I wasn't short on reasons to think Starmer is a fucking tool anyway but I wasn't aware of this one "doesn't like asking for things" lmao

I haven't been around here much since I was warned by @moderation.bsky.app that my account was "violating (Bluesky's) violent and threatening speech guidelines" because I asked the CEO of Bluesky if she would give the same importance to the murder of Palestinian kids as to the murdered podcast guy.

you won't do basic privacy so you can fuck off

Old Jezza, much as I like the guy, will be 80 years old by the next election. Doesn’t make much sense to build a movement around a retiree, does it? Seems pretty silly on its face. My preference was to have him as an elder statesman who occasionally does videos saying “I approve of this!”…

mine arrived yesterday 😀