ok, here's my suggestion: we keep the limit at 30 but you go to prison for one year if you exceed it in a residential area. if you are responsible for a fatal accident due to exceeding a speed limit, looking at your phone, anything like that, it's a minimum 20 years.

make lists of Mandelson-adjacent MPs

I think this is very bad, but the quoted Hartlepool MP @jonathanbrashmp.bsky.social, pictured here with Peter Mandelson, a close friend of the world's most notorious paedophile, seems to think it's bad for very different reasons

It was Peter's birthday on Friday. Why not chuck a tenner towards the PCRF in his name if you can. He'd really appreciate it x

same as it ever was

IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT

WHAT DID I FUCKIN SAY LMAO

@tenredpencils1.bsky.social will you buy a Godzilla lamp from this AI slop girl who has had eggs thrown at her for making Godzilla lamps 🙏

a problem with your order?

Poonaco Grand Pee

I keep seeing people complaining about other people singing and dancing "ruining their videos" and no that is not a thing. your video is the absolute lowest priority.

not gonna watch it properly today but the start of the Cape Fear series is crazy lmao

Burnham is doing roughly the same thing as Sir Kier, presenting himself in similar terms and imo the main reason he's got public support that Sir Kier never had is that he doesn't come off fucking weird. English journalists somehow not noticing Sir Kier is fucking weird should disqualify them all.

Three Arrows on the shirt / No qualities redeeming / Walker's dog got loose / injured children screaming

abolish international football imo

why not both

@athenaisreallycool.bsky.social said if I didn't buy her these she would literally murder me 👎

Trans or Non Binary? Want to join us for next EsseCamp in Oban? essehouse.co.uk/about-essecamp

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING HELL

fbpe just the world's dumbest people. completely irredeemable.

Jurassic Park but it's a proper horror film and not a family adventure

unfortunately the 'home' shirt has inexplicably sold out but you can get the 'away' shirt, which I assume is what they wear for appearances on GB News

Getting Bastani on the back of a Novara Media football shirt to watch the World Cup games in the boozer

this is a Monaco Grand Prix hate account

Streets of Rage, I reckon

You’re absolutely right

I will keep saying this: the vast majority of parents actually wanted a pet.

Michael Wanker has reported a man on twitter (which he pays for) for having a name similar to his

a ridiculous lie from a ridiculous liar

who the fuck is 1 hour and 23 minutes of Wes Streeting for

the Toolshed with Rodney Starmer will be on hiatus until further notice.

the jump scare to end all jump scares

Live. On Twitch. Click. The link. twitch.tv/geddstation

the problem with any royal scandal story for me is that you can have a family whose magic blood means they can behave any way they like or you can not have one of those.

If I walked in to a toilet and someone was at the sink going "WHAT IS YOUR SEX?" to me I'd call the police because this person is obviously having an episode and is a danger to herself and others.

and fbpe will *still* believe pEoPLe's vOtE was real

🫶

gonna get one of these so I can stop paying that kid to attack Gedds