Chance saying, “harold washington library state and van buren is next. doors open on the right at harold washington library state and van buren. transfer to red and blue line trains and harold washington library state and van buren” is going to be such a bar.

I regret to inform you that the Skeleton Lord continued to wage war against the elves and Christmas and this morning they succumbed to their injuries. The war on Christmas is over. All hail Skeleton Lord!

Incredible things happening on the Green Line today (this one was NOT close).

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TIL…13 kids have died from peanut allergies in the last 10 years. …this is exactly why my local district has strict policies in place about food allergies and MUTE about traffic violence.

Is there a chance that—despite meeting him—this is who Trump thinks the leader of Ukraine is?

BRB…printing this out on flyers to post at the crosswalk next to my daughter’s school.

Is the cure to the male loneliness epidemic riding the @chicagocta.bsky.social holiday train with your friends? Time will tell.

Okay. @profanity.accountant let’s see how uncouth I’ve been.

My 11-year old pulled “Grey’s Anatomy” for our family game of Charades. …so of course we re-enacted the elevator surgery scene 😭😭😭

Tag yourself. I’m the bicycle that just says “Austism”

There’s an alt universe where the Pope also coined this banger on a Reddit thread.

Goalposts moved for Ja’Mal Green…

Call me Charlie Brown.

You, I would die for you, yeah Darlin', if you want me to You, I would die for you, wow! You're just a sinner, I am told Be your fire when you're cold

“Haha bitches, I got a new scooter” is such a micro-mobility bar.

Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns do (yes I know that no one died).

Is the cure to male loneliness shouting “puppers” when you’re on a bike and see a dog with their snouts out the window? (10/10 would do again)

Round around in front of Dirksen to support the Broadview 6.

Here’s a link to his legal defense fund (due to IL state law re: “gifts” to candidates, the only permissible way to donate is via his campaign fund). secure.actblue.com/donate/straw...

If you see this bike around Chicago, feel free to say hey. Brian Straw (one of the Broadview Six) has been a big advocate for improving bike infrastructure in our community.

Can we do a #BikeChi roll call for who is at the Tortoise show tonight?

Putting this on my career vision board.

Causabon and Cadwallader mentioned.

Common Wrightwood W.

Boom. Biked to all 81 Chicago Public Library branches and took some pictures along the way bsky.app/profile/eric...

Gonna be heartbreaking to discover that this place does NOT sell hot dogs.

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A blue bike sped past me at the corner of Grand and Laramie. Possible @nova999999.bsky.social sighting?

ChatGPT-ass presidency.

High schooler 1: is that a house? High schooler 2: that’s a home. You wouldn’t know anything about what it takes to make a house a home. lmao.

We invite our neighbors over to a Halloween bonfire with walking tacos and hand out candy from a large treasure chest with a skeleton inside. Easily one of my favorite nights of the year.

LFG! Filled mine out. Should take less than 5 minutes.

I unfortunately can’t make @chicritmass.bsky.social due to a family conflict, but my cargo bike with a treasure chest and skeleton say what’s up! Really need to get a pirate flag for next year…

Gonna go Tim Walz on this and say that people think this is a scandal are weird and we shouldn’t listen to them.

Does anyone have a rough estimate for how the hard the Chicago History Museum is to heist? More or less difficult than the Louvre?

Can you ride a bike? Can you blow on a plastic bag to help a sharpie marker dry faster? This could be the perfect way for you to get involved (today was my first time).

I will say this is true and also has forced me to be a more creative parent. Kids are fighting and not getting along? Stop and try to find a park to give them some space! Still not getting along? Pull over to the side and walk for a bit. When I’m driving I just…idle threat?

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

Thanks to everyone who called, texted, or otherwise checked in. Yes, we were disappointed to never be interviewed for this article. Yes, we’re as committed as ever to a career as an unpaid, cargo-bike influencer! www.npr.org/2025/10/18/n...

[Serenely smiling as I run a red light and plow into a preschool] I just want to acknowledge that I’m driving drunk on former Potawatomi land

If anyone knows of anything in the Berwyn to Franklin Park area, HMU!

Remember bike friends: if you bike to all 81 Chicago Public Librsry branches, you can quickly clock which ones are used as the cover image in news articles.

You can just be booping around on your bike in Chicago and suddenly find yourself looking at one of the installations for now MacArthur Genius Tonika Lewis Johnson.

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Biking to O’Hare would certainly be less impressive if it had its own bike lane like Dublin does.

Maybe don’t declare war on a city and then act confused when they don’t seem to want you there? Signed, A parent dealing with locked park district bathrooms

Grateful for my EV…

I can’t explain it, but every time I see a Grand Waggoner on the road it screams “I should be able to drive my living room wherever I want…things massive”

100% guarantee police care more about what happens to these than cyclists (they care about property!)