i will be addressing the skyline shortly

Trump uses the phrase "like no one has ever seen before" like no one has ever seen before

thinking about a funny thing that could happen live

Trump:

i'm glad they're gonna check on the moon

🚨 NASA has BANNED astronaut Martin Waulf from bringing his three-screen gooning rig aboard the Artemis II. “Gooning is not conducive to a productive lunar mission,” said NASA Commander Ed Branch. LIKE and SHARE if you think astronauts should be allowed to #GoonOnTheMoon!

can someone email me if anything happens

Behold, the Northern Cardinal, a real "scarlet boy" with a vibrant personality! 🐦🪶🌿🦉🍁 #NorthernCardinal #ScarletBoy #Art #EtobicokeCreek #Mississauga #Birds #RedHot #CreekLife #OhMyDouglas #BirdsOfOntario #FeatheredFriend #Wildlife #Photography

median driver

huge day for people who make ai slop

where can i buy a rainbow propeller hat

can we just talk, business to business?

mr. cardinal enjoys a snack after mrs. cardinal bullied all the sparrows away

One of the books on the history of the bicycle I read pointed out that there was no particular reason why the adult tricycle didn't go mainstream. I mean we were doing this:

genius doesn't exist only practice exists most people are all fucked up in their heads about productivity and work and have mental blocks that prevent them from enjoying practice. 'prodigies' just lack these mental blocks and usually have other lucky advantages adults can sort this stuff out

Funniest possible outcome: Evanston Mayor Kat Abughazaleh

A THIRD DELIVERY ROBOT

client: can you build us a small utopian civilization within our entity. fully functioning, ideally peaceful and democratic. by EOD tmw? me: sure my boss: ok so don't do that

lakeshore drive slut has died

Counter point - this is funny as hell

my dream last night was so mean like my own brain was bullying me in my sleep

the traffic management around roosevelt is so bonkers on game days and no one believes me because my videos are too big to upload to bluesky

ATTN: I AM DRIVING A CAR AND I AM MAD.

bought a goldfinch feeder too so i can get some yellow guys over here

i hope my precious yard cardinals have lots of babies this year and also end up raising a brown cowbird as their own

i will not be fooled this year. so don't even try

lesson of the discourse is simply to post better, as usual

Something about this triggered some kind of cosmic existential crisis in me. What are we doing here? What are any of us doing here? What is God’s plan? A particularly bellicose breed of monkey figures out how to split the atom and here we are.

I just found out that my wife has been hiding centrum silver in the cheese she feeds me every day

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

happy trans day of visibility

>wake up >it’s trans day of visibility >open phone >kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy >go back to sleep

what's the thing that finally broke you with how stupid everything is rn

It's kind of crazy how literally the entire Iran war has basically been:

Q: Is it ok to torture children? Literally everyone: Of course not. Why would you even ask that Lifetime-appointed god-priest of the blood empire: mmmmmmmaybe 🫣🥴😈

judging from the president's truths, this isn't a very good day for the united states

it's been assessing the situation for a bit. stay strong bus shelter

you should treat a trans person today

the only thing i have found "ai" to be useful for is writing code that i don't really need to understand for like, graphing shit

If you CHOOSE to drive downtown and then honk at anyone, immediately jail

“What a humiliation, huh?” “Lemon, it’s the first year of the century of humiliation.”

i spent 100 dollars on a bird feeder last night

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

happy trans day of high vis

how long ago did you last search for all available footage of ball lightning

elise is screaming in the cafe

they should make crime illegal. has anyone thought of that

i want steve from blues clues to punch me in the throat

just rode my bike in a manner that was both whimsical and carefree

The Israeli official and convicted terrorist who just yesterday declared his support for a military unit that assaulted a CNN crew & killed a 78-year-old Palestinian-American is now today drinking champagne to celebrate a new law to execute Palestinians.