i hope my precious yard cardinals have lots of babies this year and also end up raising a brown cowbird as their own

i will not be fooled this year. so don't even try

lesson of the discourse is simply to post better, as usual

Something about this triggered some kind of cosmic existential crisis in me. What are we doing here? What are any of us doing here? What is God’s plan? A particularly bellicose breed of monkey figures out how to split the atom and here we are.

I just found out that my wife has been hiding centrum silver in the cheese she feeds me every day

This is Pulitzer shit right here.

happy trans day of visibility

>wake up >it’s trans day of visibility >open phone >kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy >go back to sleep

what's the thing that finally broke you with how stupid everything is rn

It's kind of crazy how literally the entire Iran war has basically been:

Q: Is it ok to torture children? Literally everyone: Of course not. Why would you even ask that Lifetime-appointed god-priest of the blood empire: mmmmmmmaybe 🫣🥴😈

judging from the president's truths, this isn't a very good day for the united states

it's been assessing the situation for a bit. stay strong bus shelter

you should treat a trans person today

the only thing i have found "ai" to be useful for is writing code that i don't really need to understand for like, graphing shit

If you CHOOSE to drive downtown and then honk at anyone, immediately jail

“What a humiliation, huh?” “Lemon, it’s the first year of the century of humiliation.”

i spent 100 dollars on a bird feeder last night

It's Trans Day of Visibility today. If you're trans and are raising money for something (I don't care what it is), reply to this thread and I will boost you. If you are a cis person, take a look and find someone to support if you can. Everyone give this a share after.

happy trans day of high vis

how long ago did you last search for all available footage of ball lightning

elise is screaming in the cafe

they should make crime illegal. has anyone thought of that

i want steve from blues clues to punch me in the throat

just rode my bike in a manner that was both whimsical and carefree

The Israeli official and convicted terrorist who just yesterday declared his support for a military unit that assaulted a CNN crew & killed a 78-year-old Palestinian-American is now today drinking champagne to celebrate a new law to execute Palestinians.

just hit a guy in a blue shirt and khaki pants with my car while he was filming some video victim blaming pedestrians

thinking of getting together with 200 of my closest friends and riding motorcycles around your block

if a leftist says he's anti-zionist because of the war crimes of a sovereign nation the times will suggest he is an anti-semite. if a conservative says that he is "j-pilled" the times will say it's about foreign policy.

asked my bf for bald eagle updates and he was like "not much, one just kinda sits in the nest all the time" sir do you know what that means

i saw the most lovely common loon in full minnesota plumage at northerly this weekend

luke is cool but yesterday i saw a fat grackle (normal coloring) stealing meat from the bald eagle at the lincoln park zoo

they should make a coworking space where you can go and use an unlimited number of monitors at once

has anyone noticed that the weather changes a lot here. no other place has that

Over at the newsletter I wrote about the unholy scourge that is "CEO said a thing!" journalism:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. -Rahm Emanuel

The stuff about him has been known for years of course but it's heartening that people are finding out

@unraveledpress.com has been covering this since the shooting happened, What happened to Silverio Villegas González share.google/9goufKlHGCGx...

sending my chatGDP to therapy in my place

Fixing the systemic causes of housing precarity? That pales in comparison to my strategy, personally shaming 300 million people into not being my neighbor

i was at cafecito and the server was young/new and not familiar with the beer menu. so i had to order a miller high life as The Champagne of Beer because that's how it is written on the menu

they're doing ban moving discourse on twitter

my job has value and won't be "taken over" by AI

Somebody has gone to great lengths to place hundreds of red Solo cups in the overpass fence spanning the Dan Ryan Expressway at 43rd to spell out an important message, and that message is "WHO TF IS DAN RYAN SIR?"

This story is insane. Married an American, arrested at her greencard interview, flown out of state, nearly killed multiple times when her diabetes was ignored and then mistreated. When she finally got out? Found out her credit card had been used illegally. www.daylightsandiego.org/san-diego-wo...

This plant nursery is getting a little saucy

♫ psycho killer, cat cassette ♫

donald trump has died

i saw buffleheads

but theyre not chicago