Me: I think I'll go biking today Dead Gradma: If you really loved me, you'd buy a new helmet from PremiumBikeCo to keep yourself safe

Ignorance is bliss. Fool’s spring is bliss

imagine getting owned like this by your AI boyfriend

I know it’s nice out but WHY TF DID I JUST SEE A BEE

WHO EVER SAID Y'ALL WERE NICE???

📸 All the peacefulness in the forest #Vancouver #photography

This kind of dense, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities

"we paved the way to fascism but we did such a good job on the paving"

DEMOCRATS: We're the more efficient fascists. We employ humane cruelty, and we keep the costs down while burning the nation's wealth to keep that cruelty going.

*looking at app store* AI language learning. AI calorie counter. AI photo editor. AI flying simulator. AI measuring tape. AI white noise. AI notetaking. AI closet organizer. AI weather. AI cheeseburger. AI cats who are friends. AI prayers for jesus warriors. AI therapist. AI garbage bag. AI gun

kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology

it would literally be better if she just never posted at all at this point

Lots of ways to love in a world that desperately needs more of it.

lakefront bike report: the bottom step of the concrete beach is at times very muddy and still icy in spots

📸 Saw that recently the Atlantic, powerful as she is, decided to reclaim that famous black sand beach in southern Iceland after weeks of strong winds and battering waves. The ocean will always win. These are from when I was there in October 2018. Not sad I'll never see it again, just happy I did

IT'S HER RIGHT TO DO THAT

bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike bike

That was very thoughtful of you. It seemed like you were really thinking. I can tell your brain was really going on this one, thank you.

BOUGHT A FUCKING CONDO. ACTUALLY LITERALLY CHICAGO 'TIL I DIE

Post a tree you photographed.

Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"

at least some platforms that are pushing AI let you know someone is posting with AI (e.g. a little Meta Glasses icon on someone's IG stories) - likely meant as a positive advertisement but for me is a giant "ignore everything I post" sign

i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them

no I don't want to log in with google. no I don't want to receive notifications. no I don't want to pay with klarna. no I don't want to turn on location access. no I don't want to allow this website to display ads. no I don't want to subscribe to emails for 10% off LEAVE ME ALONE

Ring has done this before. They partner with cops, get backlash, withdraw a bit, wait for it to calm down, and then go right back to working with cops. Don't believe this spin. www.theverge.com/news/878447/...

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

hey babe wanna build a guillotine together for valentines

I'm a simple man: I see this video pop up on the TL and I reshare it

📸 Beautiful sleeping giant #Vancouver #photography

this is a level of complicity that had not occurred to me

The year is 2045. Nurse is the only job left. It has been hastily retconned to a male coded job and every nurse now wears tactical combat gear and has a gun.

One thing I’ve noticed about Ring camera brain poisoning is how fast it happens. I can’t believe how quickly I’ve seen multiple friends go from “oh I don’t really want this but my landlord installed it / my dad bought it for us / I guess it can’t hurt” to “I SAW SOMEONE SUSPICIOUS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE

‘sup Chicago we biking this weekend?

I think this needs to be completely reconsidered by our AG, for many reasons, e.g. ICE, but especially considering the recent Ring Super Bowl commercial This may be more like giving domestic abuse survivors an Apple AirTag linked to their abuser’s iCloud illinoisattorneygeneral.gov/news/story/a...

This is what ICE looks like

Tigers get Verlander back? You know, I think he's pitching against time. He's pitching against the future, against age, and even when you think about his career, against ending. Let's have one more day of summer 🫡

📸 The long log seating area #Vancouver #photography

not a single car in sight, as god intended

Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1792

📸 A rock worth looking at #Vancouver #photography

Chicago if you have not been to Smash Jibarito on Division change this with immediate effect

if this movie does well there can be a prequel about concrete in Rome which would put Gladiator in the Concrete Cinematic Universe www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Kicking robots is fine, actually

so where are we all going after Discord

the bushes were people 😂

People cheer while watching Bad Bunny perform during Super Bowl 60 at a Benito bowl watch party at La Bruquena in the Humboldt Park neighborhood Sunday evening in Chicago.