Chicago, the city that hates pedestrians.

Nothing gets fixed until citizens united is defeated

dude thought up Robot Getback Coaches lmao "You're lucky my Getback droid is holdin' me back!"

I hope in the months and years after we can uncover what has gone in at Broadview. And we can continue to collect the stories of those that have been there.

just say you have hundreds of jameses bond sitting in cloning tanks and call it a day. maybe pan the camera across a bunch of em floating in strange goop. all identical but with varied dongs for reasons that go completely unaddressed in the film. there ya go, losers, now cut me a check

reports that i have hijacked a burrito droid and that i am, quote, "going donkey kong crazy (shit!), mario kart mercedes (yuh!)" have been greatly exaggerated if not outright fabricated. i mean i didn't even know they did ad-libs in news reports like that

the bond franchise has already encountered and solved this problem

Dry needling went well. Not as dramatic a reaction as the first location, but that's to be expected given these other spots accounted for less of the pain. Excluding some unexpected change of course, I will try boxing again on the 24th — in two Mondays!

I wanna build a bridge to brighter tomorrows

i am not anti-AI but i think people need to be clear eyed about what it means when we spend orders of magnitude more capital on orders of magnitude more applications that are obviously anti-social if not explicitly evil compared to the pro-social, liberatory, FALGSC style pitches

i hope theres aurora tonight that are so vivid that i witness it while coming home from queer poker night and maybe collapse to the ground and cry or something

she coronal my mass til i ejection

Indiana's comeback win at Penn State was so good it made IU coach Curt Cignetti, "the black coffee assassin straight from basic cable hit man casting," smile. Oh, channel-6.ghost.io, you have outdone yourself. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

put. the AI. DOWN!!!

actually it would be really funny if some guy who's just out for a smoke sat down on a burrito droid and the thing just has to wait there while he finishes his cig

sitting on the burrito droid and demanding to be taken to my destination

if you can deadlift the burrito droid and huck it in the street you get to keep the burrito

gettin with a buddy and doin hardcounts in front of the burrito droids to try to get them to jump offsides

you've been traded to Threads for draft picks

i'm rapidly equipping and unequipping gear to make you hear the sound effect

i think if the democrats had dug in their heels and said "this is the epstein shutdown. trump is starving the country because he doesn't want the epstein files to come out" they probably could have ended him. so it was very kind of them to not do that

happy veterinarians day actually, thank you for caring for our animals,

King of the Hill x Fairly OddParents crossover episode,, Dinkleberg becomes head coach of the McMaynerbury High School football team, Hank and Timmy's Dad team up to coach Arlen High

you fools are gonna get me to 4k followers and then i'm gonna make my ego everyone's problem

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

agree, and the fact they can’t even do this demonstrates how little they think of their constituents that they won’t shoot straight with them about anything. i thought a lot this morning about how mamdani says we deserve to be treated with dignity

“Hunted.” This is the right co-opting language again. ICE and other federal agents are literally tracking and abducting human beings without warrants, but people who tried to hijack a national election are the real victims.

phone should turn into book wehn i check out book from virtual librayry

The Magnificent Mile’s vacancy rate has gone down in recent years; among them, Uniqlo is opening a store at 600 N Michigan soon. The vacancy rate of the retail space in Trump Tower, a few blocks away, has always been about 95%.

I don't think you understand. In exchange for our agreement to give the republicans what they want, they promised to give us nothing and take a shit on our heads. Do you not comprehend the advanced negotiating techniques at play here?

i actually don't care if james bond is alive or dead as long as he's woke

c'mon guys this is a layup: zombie james bond

Tribune editorial board type post

While we're on the topic, it irks me how these news outlets talk about hemp-derived THC analogues as "a loophole in the farm bill" and "unregulated hemp products." There's no loophole! It's straightforwardly legal! And it's not unregulated; it has to meet the threshold in the law!

ready for beddy #art

Duckworth and Durbin you fucking clowns!!!!

In the 80s everyone was required to be either one sick puppy or one happy camper

text like 3-6% the screen height. for everything.

Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next

as i've gotten older, i know when i should not operate heavy machinery, and don't need a warning. also, i am heavy machinery

Eating a sundae with a long spoon is the height of decadence. The longer the spoon the more decadent it is. Ideally you shouldn't even be in the same room as the sundae

is he tryin out catchphrases, what's this "Just the News" at the end lmao

oh my god they made certified bangers lame

On this day in 1970, Charles Schulz replied to a 10-year-old kid who had written and asked, “What makes a good citizen?"

Immigration is good. Fighting immigration is disastrous.

Couldn’t even handle 24 hours of Chicago winter

you should email your friends

haven't poste d enough about gremlin s, for exsmple