i’m not saying it’s the solution every time. but wishing ill on people can really work wonders

🎪Come One, Come All🎪 Spjörk’s Circus is coming BACK for a limited time! (For now) December 2nd @ Lost Never Found December 8th @ Charlie’s Chicago December 30th @ Lost Never Found Full cast drops coming soon!

it happened to me: one of my favorite obscure deep cuts was badly remixed and became a trending tiktok audio

no memory of making it home but i didn’t lose anything

just acquired getty images… it’s gonna be betty images from now on #SheEO

They Do All Sixteen Dances…

crossed the street and made prolonged intimate eye contact w a guy in the passenger seat picking his nose

day 222 of trying to give myself gout

there’s always time to make an aioili

Betty Theft looks superb in new photos.

damn i sorta fell off

missing spjork’s circus baddddd today

not to sound like a snowflake but it’s insane to me that the architects of untold suffering + devastation in the middle east get to die peacefully in their mansions at ripe old ages. hell isn’t hot enough for dick cheney

feeling meek asf today… anyone wanna inherit the earth later ??

hate hearing/seeing “unalive” like whatever happened to KILLING 💔

kinda love watching bad live comedy sets bc there’s no drama more gripping than someone discovering in real time that they are not funny, just hot

TOMORROW FISH

“horny” is the nastiest possible word for it but i dont think any of the alternatives are much better

i disagree! but who cares

you need to make sure you’re getting your daily serving of candies and chocolates. otherwise you could die. and then where would we be

i 💜 yelling

i’m so cynical about most pop music but this new rosalia song/video just blew my mind. truly original- i’m gagged!

huge thanks to everyone who came out to CROOKED at hexe last night!! this show is a huge pipe dream of mine and to see lots of strange and familiar faces means the world :)

Die Divinity performance of the year 2026 I’m campaigning for her starting NOW

TONIGHT ‼️ LAST CHANCE FOR TICKETS: www.eventbrite.com/e/crooked-at...

god loves u, but not enough to shave you

just fyi the best free site that i've found to rip youtube videos into either mp3s or mp4s is this one, all the rest are buggy and weird: downloadyoutube.app

they call her “the cockpit.” it would be indiscreet of me to tell you why

really dont need to meet anyone who calls their pets “fur babies”

i still get pissed off every time i think abt the dragula season 4 finale like hoso won hands down no contest

can i memorize a passage from the Book of Isaiah in german before 8:00 tomorrow? let’s find out!

CROOKED is proud to be sponsored by RAYTHEON ❤️

toni colette doesnt rly ever use social media which is why this single instagram story posted all by itself is so important to me

literally how do u get past the point in creating where u look down at something you’ve spent the whole day working on and say “this is fucking terrible i need to start from scratch”

Your Grandma Is The Baby.

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the. next. boots. will. be. in. the. middle. of. the. ocean.

recently been obsessed w saying “john eff kenneday…” in the gaga voice

goal for 2026 is to fuck a cyclops

where would i be without yogurt?? i shudder 2 think

kinda fierce when someone acts like a total bitch to u in public but then has u on the CF story? like what are we

half the straight guys u know are suffering from a sportsbook-based gambling addiction

norovirus is going around fiercely rn, a ton of ppl i know are all out with stomach issues, pls wash ur hands and stay safe !!

This king uses his platform to let artist grow and learn in a safe space before having to join our competitive scene. A place to play and try new things. He’s not only a father to his children but to a lot of drag children in this city. Love this king down!

Also BIG fucking shout out to Mother (Father) of the year @lucami.bsky.social I’ve know Luc since 2013 (yes we old as hell) and it’s amazing to see my king get his flowers for ALL the work he puts into this community. Someone who really cares about the future of drag in Chicago.

sometimes u just gotta put a seventies one-hit wonder on repeat and hit the bricks

Sksksksksk

feel like ive asked this before but is it “all of a sudden” or “all of the sudden”

feeling the cravat today- dont text

nothing that interests me less than pop artists talking about “queer joy”