Miley Swallow
@mileyswallow.bsky.social
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I’m from Chicago. That’s it.
The hole had that fantasy nightclub smoke machine tonight just blinding everyone
about 11 hours ago
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The lore! The pre-pandemic lore!!!
about 11 hours ago
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Lentil
about 11 hours ago
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Damn the boys just wanna fuck tonight no dancing allowed okay lol
about 11 hours ago
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They came back from Michigan and brought the snow with them
about 15 hours ago
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Justice for 4 minutes
1 day ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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Lady Gaga in the Super Bowl kinda dance like Alexis Michelle in the Baby I’m Burnin lip sync
2 days ago
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It’s fucking silent hill out here Jesus
3 days ago
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I didn’t appreciate rainforest cafe while I had it and god I want nothing more than to go back
3 days ago
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Now that I have a slick back base wig I can live out my dream of being a 90s showgirl and put toppers in my hair
4 days ago
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My lipsync smackdown is gonna be to Gustav Holst
5 days ago
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All the things she said x Better off alone
5 days ago
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Now that I party I wish I could go back in time to that weird Alice in Wonderland themed rave that Disneyland had in the California Adventure park for a brief period of time and experience it with my 2026 knowledge
6 days ago
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Free will is a dangerous thing for a girl like me to have
6 days ago
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Use all of my comps and I don’t even see you all night??? Don’t piss me off.
7 days ago
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T.S. Tequila
7 days ago
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I wanted that man so bad
7 days ago
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Love that everyone is working for Valentine’s Day, very sad that I can’t be everywhere at once
about 1 month ago
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Damn. I tried to catch the trade and the trade didn’t want to get caught. 😞
7 days ago
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I’m giving old lady puss tonight
8 days ago
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Please, Mr. Hammer was my father. Call me Jack
8 days ago
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So where’s the Clue slime tutorial?
9 days ago
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The children yearn
11 days ago
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Come feel the heat at FireHaus, North Halstead’s hottest new party, this Saturday at DS Tequila!
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11 days ago
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The competition is really heating up…
11 days ago
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Wait Dena Cass wasn’t the first girl to do the this is my life number?
12 days ago
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Good morning
12 days ago
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What a beautiful day. I think I’ll spend it inside.
12 days ago
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💖 Dani Pax 💖
13 days ago
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RIP survivor you would have LOVED the Tenderoni Bad Bunny Super Bowl set
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13 days ago
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The gay boys are a kiiiii
13 days ago
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14 days ago
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Miss Faguette
14 days ago
Hate the shoe hate the outfit hate the hair hate the mug just throw the whole queen away
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Wait so Kermit’s new voice is actually the voice of evil Kermit from muppets most wanted. My ear is superior.
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14 days ago
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Me and sangría both had earring on under our earmuffs cause we do drag
14 days ago
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Fly gay boy, fly
14 days ago
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I got 3 lattes to go, that’s pretty privilege
14 days ago
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An AI poster for Adele brunch??? You really needed to AI photos of ADELE?????
15 days ago
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30 minute mug for hockeyhaus cause puss doesn’t need any longer
15 days ago
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Damn they eased up on the pour for the lychee martinis
15 days ago
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God I hate Tina Burner
15 days ago
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Okay so is anyone going to dim sum tomorrow?
16 days ago
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Why does Kermit sound like that?
17 days ago
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Just remembered that twink in the cage from creature of the night
17 days ago
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Lower wacker? I hardly know her!
18 days ago
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I had a freshman 15 nightmare and I haven’t done freshman in a year and a half
18 days ago
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I need people to start getting CAT scans before they hop behind the wheel because the way people have been driving lately is borderline criminally negligent to their own wellbeing
19 days ago
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Thinking about the other bathroom at Queen. Like it’s fun to poke my head in there and see what’s going on and then leave 2 seconds later when it’s nothing
19 days ago
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Spjörk
20 days ago
🍃PUFF PUFF ‘26 COMPETITORS 🍃 Who are you rooting for?
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