Do you want the REAL drag race experience? Get your tapes in!!! Deadline is TOMORROW. it’s not too late to send in your audition tape!!!! Come and join the family!!!!!! Please submit to drag race pretty please. Who knows you might get on… do it!!!!! Please!!!!!

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Submissions close in 3 days divas!!! Don’t miss your chance! It changed my life and it can change yours!!! It’s never too late! This could be your year!!! 😀

Watch me fuck the sexist bottoms

TENDERONI WENT OUT?????

I only repost that screaming video when I see more and more people say they’re going out and I’m not one of them

Speaking of, we open Friday come see the amazing work the cast and crew has been putting in it’s gonna be so fierce yall

I’m only inside cause I need to heal up for Thicked, once that’s over I don’t give a shit about my ankle I just wanna go out

Last night was a movie

Thinking about the trade I could have had in the Nola bathroom last December

inthedark ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

That blazer dress is the new leopard jumpsuit

Weekend 2 of not going out this time cause of my ankle. What’s gonna get me next week? Stay tuned.

Alright if we all pitch in we can get the zaddy tony painting together

Now why did her Cher look like Varla Jean Merman?

Also is there a new clause in the drag race contracts forcing the girls to promote the auditions??? It feels like when the girls would promote the survivor sign ups lol.

Why are these little delivery bots everywhere? And why do they have eyes??? I wanna kill it

A brand new singing competition is starting tonight at fantasy nightclub! Come see me and a bunch of other performers audition for a spot on one of the four teams with these incredible coaches! I won’t be in drag cause of my eye but I’ll still sound good!

I think catholic school kinda fucked me up more than I realized lol

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Chop chop chop the squid chop chop chop the squid chop chop chop the squid disappoint my father

Got myself a latte and a new vape for my troubles

Note to self, put on the sunglasses AFTER you get down the stairs

Oh this shit really hurts wow

I fell down those smartbar stairs and now I’m dead again.

I missed Halloween but I’m going hard tonight I can’t wait to see people again I’m so happy

The girls are going out tonight FAWK!!!

ITS ONLY 5:25

Pt 2 the remix

long bang heavy powder head down walk fast no spook

Have so much fun tonight yall

This is specific to gay men. Everyone else is fine.

You can invest in some fake blood to be a vampire but you can’t get a pair of fangs??? Come on dude

Pink eye and cold sores keeping me in the house when all I wanna do it put on makeup and go party

Getting pink eye right before Halloween is actually my 13th reason son of a bitch

I kinda wanna get spooky next year like the pag was fab

Still thinking about them

Twink in a cage girl

I’m finally coming to the conclusion that I am a brown hair Latina, not a black hair Latina

Just found a full 750ml bottle and a half empty handle of tequila in my car baby Halloween is gonna go HARD

On friday afternoon my coworker was abducted by ICE in front of the laugh factory in lakeview. The videos were spread everywhere and he is currently facing deportation in an immigration center in Texas. Please consider donating to help cover the legal fees FUCK ICE gofund.me/19e51a8e7

DONT drive at night listening to Ethel Cain

I know Brooke is a former Ms. Continental but she’s been so extra Continental fish lately and I love it

Idk what my upstairs neighbors are clanging on in their bathroom, all I know is I shouldn’t feel it down in mine

I was horny for nightwing before it was cool

Flower duet outside the club girl

Damn not the incest