Diane Simmons ass post

That fresh veneer mouth where it looks like you left your Invisalign in and you’re trying not to show it

Okay I’ve got 3 weeks to learn and perform it before Hispanic heritage months ends

One like and I’ll perform así fue at Roscoe’s drag race

📸: @tymeup.bsky.social

As a barista, the faggiest order you can get is a black cold brew. The divas who order those are queening out.

I got some new jewelry on the way and I can’t wait to wear them FUCK

We’re at 2 cocaine jokes at Chicago comedy queen so far

Nobody steal this unless it’s already been done

Slumber party themed Queen!

I know dance costumes don’t have to be pretty. But. They don’t have to be ugly either.

Lemme throw my cock in the ring

I have leftover Wingstop at home FUCK

I got the gay boys to follow me but not enough of them. Need to work on that.

So who’s the puss and who’s the monster?

Facebook drag queens are kinda crazy but damn they know how to make some jewelry

I wanna wear more Latina colors

If anybody asks. I made that cheetah jumpsuit.

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two pictures

I don’t know why some people drive like they’re in the movie Speed except instead of exploding if they go under 50 miles per hour they explode if they go over 20.

They said we’re not gonna cast a Chicago queen so we’ll bring a cheap version of the race to you

Today’s the day!!!

The way im hosting boots on the (almost) equinox…. Come celebrate summer w me!

Okay now what if I go as an adult baby eureka but as a zombie for BUMP?

Damn Vanda got tan

Boots, Switch, and Queen! The party girls are busy this weekend

Posting some of my fave portraits/highlights from BUMP: Emerald City! 📸

Me

Wait wearing your promo look for Queen! Is so puss actually I love that

And why do they keep edging Evah like just let her BE

Abhora AGAIN???

Happy latina month to all my beautiful sexy amazing fellow latinas !! 💜💜

I had the Drag Race and the Dragula girls living for my number like come on

FYC: fat yock criday

miley swallow is too powerful to be my daughter but i really wish she was

This was the vision

He didn’t saaAAAAYYy I couldn’t siiiiiIIIIiiiIIIiiIiiiiiiIiing.

Hello my baby hello my honey.

Rumspringa

I wanna sing-a. About the sun-a and the moon-a and the June-a.

She’s not a chrisTIAN!!!!!

I went for 80’s realness a little too hard and now I look like somebody’s mom

Pregaming to minor alterations

Who’s going to Queen! tn I wanna show you my new wig it’s so puss