Taylor could’ve left the Charli XCX diss track off the album, it’s unneeded ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ve actually been having so much fun in Masterclass y’all 🥹 like yeah it’s stressful (it’s a comp so duh!) but it’s been so fun getting to do all these challenges that push me and my skills!!! 🥹💖 ALL THAT TO SAY COME TO THE ROAST TONIGHT!!! 🔥

Good morning Paxinistas who’s ready for mother Pax’s spit roast tn

Wait I thought Gaggy voting was open until noon today but the form already shut down 😭☠️

Went to hotpot with the bf and omgggg it was a dream to finally EAT GOOD FOOD AND CHEW IT TOO!!! 😮‍💨

Sitting there asking my manager for a mediated conversation between me and the coworker I loathe is sooooo odd 😭 I’ve never had to do that before but it was soooo necessary and let’s hope it helps

Y’all don’t understand how much work I’m putting into my 24 hour campaign rn like I am texting people nonstop to make sure they know to vote for ME AS MOST DELUSIONAL!!! 🙂‍↕️💖

I didnt think she was delusional until she kept trying to convince it was meta, and you know what, I believe it now girl

Paxinistas listen UP. We are up a million today, get that uncut out of that cane’s sauce and vote for mother

Please go vote for me in the Most Delusional Category today!!! Online voting is only open for 24 hours and I want (NEED) this so badly!!! 🙂‍↕️💖

Please go vote for me in the Most Delusional Category today!!! Online voting is only open for 24 hours and I want (NEED) this so badly!!! 🙂‍↕️💖

We did it!!! Delusional Dani can and WILL hurt you (and herself lowkey when she crashes out) 🙂‍↕️😭

I’m so ready to get spit roast- I mean just ROASTED tomorrow!!! Let’s see how many 24k canes sauce dipped uncut bear cock jokes the cast make about me!!! 🙂‍↕️💖

Waittttt I’m off this Saturday and it’s gonna be sunny and in the 80s?!?! Might need to do the last beach day of the year 😮‍💨🙂‍↕️

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Entire families taken from their beds in the middle of the night.

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Now wait a minute… 🤔

if anyone needs some serious tea on dani pax for the roast this week im selling secrets $100 each

You guys I’ve made a decision I’m gonna start a skincare line and the main ingredient will be the cum of DL married guys and I’m gonna call it Daddy’s Load

Restrict function on Instagram you will always be famous (though I wish it blocked the other person’s stories from popping up on my homepage) 🙂‍↕️

I'm so excited for most delusional Gaggy nominees 🫶

LOVE doing all the work at my job while the person who got the promotion I wanted and gets paid more than me does fuck all for most of the day and just talks about K-pop for an hour 😍 it’s so fun!!! 🤩🔫

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Kinda tore this table set up last night during floorset!!! 😁💖

HUGE ICE presence Downtown Chicago. Near Michigan Avenue - RIGHT by the Apple Store

Was so drunk earlier today I ordered fish n chips from Roscoe’s (highly recommend btw it was delicious!!!!) and was chewing that shit like no tomorrow 😭😭😭 bitch I’m not supposed to be chewing until next week I’m gonna kms ☠️

Me as fuck last night lmaooo ⚽️

No shade but if you like being able to take the train/bus home after a late night gig, you might want to fill this survey out if you want to be able to keep that as an option

Performing in a breastplate, loose tshirt, men’s straight leg jeans, sneakers, no nails… I felt fucking insane 😭 but I was locked into the character!

Happy saturday, skyline 💃🏻

Paxinistas we really did it tn mother tore sooooo fiercely

Dani Pax will always be famous

Fuck it, Drunkgria fancam @sangriawhine.bsky.social

Take a note from John and Tuckit!

Well come out to Hydrate tonight and you can see it in action!!! 🤩

FRESHMAN 15 MASTERCLASS GIRL!!! 🙂‍↕️💖

Happy fcf Paxinistas! Tonight we go uncut to hydrate for mother

Sequins and faux fur all over my apartment… looks like I killed a gay yeti 🫩

it’s #dicksoutforDani day! 😏😏😏

Wish I could be there but I’m starting Locktober early and locking in for tomorrow’s 20-30 min challenge and Bob Mackie Inspired runway!!! 🙂‍↕️💖

You’re ugly AND use AI??? Omfg pick a god damn struggle!!!

20-30 min rom com challenge and Bob Mackie inspired runway on the same week…. The Masterclass Faculty want us to DIE!

Masterclass tomorrow is going to be insane- I can’t wait 🤭

Oh yeah… this Friday at Masterclass is about to be a movie btw!!! 🤩 W/ @spiralbanks.bsky.social @itsfantasybanks.bsky.social and @manifestx.bsky.social

My coworkers talking to me today after I only slept from 6:30 am to 7:30 am cause I stayed up cranking out a 20-30 minute mix for Friday 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 SO BE AT HYDRATE ON FRIDAY FOR “SHE’S THE MAN”!!! 🙂‍↕️💖💖💖

My coworkers talking to me today after I only slept from 6:30 am to 7:30 am cause I stayed up cranking out a 20-30 minute mix for Friday 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 SO BE AT HYDRATE ON FRIDAY FOR “SHE’S THE MAN”!!! 🙂‍↕️💖💖💖

Spjörk needs YOU! Yes it’s true! I am running for Creature Of The Night 2025 😈👹 I need your help! Pageants are expensive. So I am doing a custom commission raffle! 🪡 Thank you for your support, and I’ll see you DEAD OR ALIVE at Fantasy… October 29 👻

Me just now finding out that my MacBook Pro has been out of date for a WHILE now… like I’m stuck about 2-3 OS updates behind on Monterrey 😭