It’s all about movies that are 2 hours and 4 min

The only good thing about British culture is taking the piss out of etc more people should understand that making fun of someone is affection

Hugh Grant Was Kinda Giving T-Boy In Notting Hill

Julia Roberts needs to play a Bene Gesserit sorry not sorry

$200 off $1,335+ at Bloop Bloop

Curling gagggyyy

I will not listen to a voice note longer than 3 seconds. If you can’t be bothered to type don’t expect me to be bothered to listen

This Finland vs US game is giving heated rivalry vibes

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 07,1949

Oh I have an associate’s degree, I use a towel

Ozempic Andrea Bocelli

There’s so much versatility in mayonnaise—for those who aren’t afraid to cook outside the lines

Happy birthday to the Pokémon Mewtwo

guy whose cat keeps filling their internet history with nsfw searches

Years ago I knew someone who referred to themselves as a stoner because they’d eat a 5mg edible a couple times a week. Still mad about it.

guy whose fart smells are escaping from under the covers as he scrolls in bed: I think we need a general strike

chicken nugget caesar:)

Maybe I’ll do my taxes today idk

“Benito”

Protein packed hand soap

They call this the Sad Bitch Special

*need*

we be jammin with me candy tails ya hear me mon

Lola Young my queen be winning

Karen leaving prison looking like a stud was craaaaazzzyyyy

In the new very real original Amazon movie the wrecking crew they have a whole scene of Jason Mamoa audibly meat slapping bad guys with his hog

*australian accent* so wet under these bedsheets

British person saying advertisement for an aluminum urinal

Eating a really big hot dog and the mustard drips onto my cleavage

Olivia Wilde is dating Chompers Jalopy?! That’s craaaazzzzyyyy

What if I opened a Little Caesar’s franchise

Had a pleasant car dealership experience for a change

mmmmm the old world charm and effortless elegance of a bone-in skin-on chicken breast and pan sauce

Hot dog sandwich kinda snow day

Highlights for Adults

Once again, Tubi only having dubbed versions of international films makes me wanna scream

If I’m caged, and you’re plugged…. Then who’s flying the plane???

woof woof 87 on the number plate

I keep thinking Fat Russel Crowe as Hermann Goering is John Goodman (who is now not that fat)

Straight guy version of Jolene and he’s like “please Pitt Bull don’t fuck my wife”

whoaaaaaa he’s international chud

In Lebanon, yeah, the women are bomb is crazyyyyy

Should I make pot roast tonight tomorrow or Sunday (Dale!)

low key for all we know we might not get tomorrow

Yeah right—picture that with a Kodak

Low key love when a gay guy on the internet posts pictures with their best friend(s) every week and every week it’s a different cast of characters. Gives “he’s really sweet actually” energy which is great

Taint be itchy this morning what’s up with that

I love the Austrian cow who uses tools I think she’s absolutely incredible

Been making this thing where I cook a diced onion, add some bite-sized chicken breast, add a pack of thawed frozen spinach, rice and chicken stock and let it sit cooking for 30 minutes and it seems like such a single mom who works two jobs dinner and it’s also very good