ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

my holiday journal: christmas to me

my partner has an ancient roman coin and I got to touch it. From ancient rome

I saw a friend said something true and instead of replying “yes” or “exactly” or “truuue” I opened up the IG replies and typed “Verbatim.” in or out for 2026?

God Bless Us Every One goodnight

drag moments: hiding my partner’s gifts under a couple of latishas I had in the car

I think I have the christmas flu :(

THE BRAND HAS @itskittybanks.bsky.social GOVERNMENT NAME ON IT

neutral gena gave me an old wig and then I found this on my dumpster. I think Ive been marked for hair death

Friendship…… the tiny bus was friendship all along…..

The New York Times investigated 346 people who donated at least $250,000 to Trump and found that more than half of them (197) have received pardons, jobs, government contracts, special treatment, or favors.

I said "hey leha want me to take another quick picture we're just hanging out in the basement post-show" and she said "ah ok" and immediately gave me kate moss. this was 2 seconds later. like... how can you not fall in loveee

👁️👁️ Hmm

I frequently remember the wisdom of le sserafim. all the girls ARE girly girling…

I used to be on RuneScape telling all the boys in my class that we were dating so they’d trade w me for what I needed then the next day at school they would try to hold my hand and I would be like “no baby we’re only dating in the game”

miley swallows and ari gato harmonizing

“according to my calculations it was 2006” - HECKLEvetikah blak

weighted blanket season feels so good

georgia perdida ff top two im gonna cry

computer graphics (1984) archive.org/details/popc...

this is a fun comic I like to read. it’s about the feeling of being online as a kid. you can read it too. check it out “Something I learned recently is that when she says, "I'm fine," that's only the title of the book of feeling she's writing in her mind.”

one thing you’ll never catch me doing is skimping on promo. Book tiny miracle

gag promotional material. Go to gag thursday at 10:30PM

Ann Arquía is TWO today btw :)))) like idk kinda love this kid!!! I did NOT have wigs but I did have fun which is more important

I’m hunched at my desk with a heating pad, I took medicine, and it still hurts 🥰 end*metriosis is so ass!!!

tomorrow! we’re going to give it to ya!!! gag at fantasy nightclub! shows at 10PM!

A large CBP presence is back in Chicago this morning, with sightings and arrests reported across the southwest side and Cicero. Bovino is also here.

it’s glowbones :) I love this piece so much. Call Guilherme for your illustration needs. And follow him for charming and imaginative art.

Come and let me gag you off real good 💦

Stack your frogs for easy transport

something is happening… I feel it

model play kicks ass!!! go see it! “It’s not high fashion” so true

hey buddy, my eyes are down here. yup, on my boobs. ol' Boob Eyes Betty here.

hey, 👋 I’m in the gag off at Gag on thursday at fantasy nightclub 🤩 shows at 10:30PM! $5 gets you shows from the gag cast, spjork, miss maamshe (nyc), delta badhand, dear jamie, christopher belmont, synthetic, ms tacky, betta fish, mister mistress, umami and ME 🫨 WHAT A LINEUP 😳! CYA THERE!!! 🥳

every musician my partner likes has a name like Sludgefog with an album called The Empyrean Witch’s Bloody Abattoir featuring the cult track Tormentor’s Lament. but every musician I like is called Angel Jones and has an album called Disco Infinity with the fun single Kiss Me There, Baby!

Life is like a dream!,,, well

I figured out the hard front version of latisha. it is half the price. if you’re double stacking, get the hard front for your back unit and save $20 😘

So PUMPED!! And guess what, you can be a part of the magic this Sunday, Dec 14th for SOUPMAS! A fundraiser for my competition package! We’re having a soup cook off! We’re having a fierce drag/burlesque show! We’re raffling off sex toys, photo sessions, costume commissions and more! See YOU there💕

what are your favorite out of pocket chicago drag tweets? Fighting. Sass. Anything

my exciting makeup package was stolen or delivered to the wrong address and they are out of replacement palettes… Ah… Woe is me…

charli xcx’s baby- I always heard “ima love you real, you my lizard oh”. Do u hear it

Rum Raisin Ice Cream 👁️

I delighted the cashier at village discount by doing the windmill donkey kick thing. she was getting into the song and I was like, me too! 🤸

graphic design is my passion fish ✨

the internet is about connecting with someone in another country over a video game, losing and regaining touch with them several times over 15 years, and playing impromptu tetris on a weekday afternoon. in case you weren’t sure

The model play was fab! Y’all should go see it!!