proud of friday. my tea is the best. this saturday I read my critiques from the 20 minute challenge at f15 and cried. they were nice comments, but most of what they praised about my performance were things I learned from my mom. she told me all about being an engaged scene partner. I miss her!

I don’t want to push anyone into traffic but I think the emojis are fun together like when everyone threw tomatoes for a few weeks

👉 look over there 🛣️🫷(pushing you into traffic)

tiny miracle… safe again! see you next week freshman 15

my dad made an instagram account. I'm worried about his feed/algorithm poisoning so I decided to send him cute animal videos every day. 3 wins: better relationship. happier old man. nicer feed

that’s right… tomorrow at 9pm is my last performance as a chicago resident. I’m moving to niagara falls Saturday at 5am. come see team toy story 2 tear it up hydrate at 9pm. freshman 15!!

ok im in two very fab shows :) and i made the flyers for them :) 2/21 - Jai Ho: Ishq Vishq at Sidetrack 3/15 - DS&D: Miss Fish Sauce at Furama ok bye :)

I'm gonna look so "what if a man was ugly" on Friday I'm so excited :D

This week we have the 20 minute challenge: category is Pixar movies!!

laying on a heating pad feels really good. it’s nice to discover pleasant new sensations. life is bountiful

going to the chapel and we’re gonna get married…. 💒💍🌹 the biggest thank you to @cowboyannarquia.bsky.social and @lousiddream.bsky.social for being in my Vegas runway! wanted to give a 60s wedding fantasy and it turned out so perfect <3

Tiny Miracle is an inspiration for kind-hearted and quirked up petite girls everywhere

Tiny Miracle is PAINTED!!!

f15 update: Safe

good cheering: “fuck it up fuck it up!!!!! 👏” bad congratulations: “you fucked it up!!! 🙌” I MEANT LIKE FUCKITUPPPP my friend ateeee

Happy Freshman 15 season 8 day!!!

free them all

tonight at 9!?!??!!

it’s like crazy that you’d even consider kys-ing because i’m literally competing in freshman 15 tomorrow

I will miss her so much...a tiny miracle in the big apple...they are so lucky to have her

doing freshman this friday at 9pm is so bittersweet. I can’t believe this will be my last performance as a chicago resident… 😔😭 that’s right. I’m moving to new york city next week… come say goodbye friday at 9pm 😭💖

I signed up for this bc gena taught me and her audiences quick and useful things about dealing with ice at performances and I want to be able to educate others too :) There’s q & a at the end so you might not even need the full 90 minutes. fierceee

(bullshitting to my coworkers) ummm i do multimedia performance art* on the weekends. see you at freshman 15 friday at 9pm

hey what's some advice you'd give to the incoming freshman 15 class..... as an alum or audience member i wanna hear from you!

I love going through IG stories and seeing pictures I took over the past year. i’m like yay you liked it :)

BREAKING: Judge Ana Reyes, in DC, issues a stay of DHS Sec. Noem’s decision to end Haiti’s temporary protected status (TPS) designation, a decision that was to go into effect on Tuesday and could have ended legal status for up to 350,000 people overnight. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

still exhausted & moving but trust i’m gonna give the full phd season lowdown for y’all soon🩷 pics from @tinymira.bsky.social 💐

My regal royal n fantastical runway collection with @monarchmats.bsky.social is something I’ll look back on and smile about for the rest of my life. We toreeee idkkkk! 📸 @tinymira.bsky.social

I’m just up at the front like:) with my little mask and camera and nothing is bothering me at hydrate. I’m just on my little cloud

I just saw this on the screen at Hydrate and started whooping and fist pumping. BITCH!!! WHEN I TELL YOU I AM ABOUT TO GO ALL TF OUT?! ITS SO SEVEREEEE

A Minnesota woman observing ICE agents in her car was cornered on one-way streets. An agent approached, called her by name—citing facial recognition. Days later, her Global Entry and TSA privileges were revoked, with no explanation.

🩷🖤

come out to freshman 15 next week debut night to see what he's turning out for me!!! i'm storming the casino in red bottoms baby 🙂‍↕️

Yeah... It's true. I love fat ppl. Good for us! Good for us. Can I say "us"? Well, I'm saying it

SEE YALL SOOOOONNN :)

Me thinking about how this starts in less than 2 weeks

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Meet the cast of Freshman 15 Season 8- Be sure to catch us every Friday at Hydrate nightclub hosted by your EOY @helvetikah.bsky.social

tonight is drag’s night out: Get A Burger. Sounds nice? no. Beware. Fierce kings and queens could come a-caroling to your door and do the windmill donkey kick until you give them a burger.

Meso-American boy beef 🐆💙

girl my pipes burst and my kitchen just flooded girl

I hit the “why am I doing this” “what have i done” “should i start over” point of a creative project 🥰

no one mentioned aunty chan was in bob macie

I did TRY to go to the annoyance tonight.

another benefit of masking on public transit is that I can practice my lip sync lyrics and it looks less weird

sometimes shit happens at lady gregory’s

you want to know something messed up? my friends all call me mira. at work they call me miranda. but with family, I’m also miranda. That’s so messed up.

I slept for two hours and now I’m simply awake