is there a non awkward or like non weird overcompensatory way to do a gender check in with friends? very much like hey is my use of ur pronouns distributed appropriately?

the $500 from the man at splash was not free. there was a kind of a sort of……cost*… *all day violently vomiting, sweating and shaking

every time i have to get into drag its like do i….own any drag

lindypaloooooooooooooooooza

i never used to order steak medium rare because i was under the sorry delusional impression that if i did id be receiving a medium rare steak. turns out if youre black and dont want beef jerky you are compelled to order medium rare.

ariana was singing her ass off on that sweetener tour….what a moment

if *********** was *fair and just* theyd either make the pag inclusive or just strictly dolls only and until either of those days im gonna grumble and bitch a little from outside the club

Barbie Slick looks divine in new photos.

need to own a soldering iron….unsatisfied with the state of drag jewellery

draft drop community how we feeling!!

cosmetiqué

i really got this jpg and said lets make history

❤️‍🔥💋

in my dreams i own a karaoke bar with a live band, back up singers and dancers where you can rent full pop star costumes for the night

i snuck out to cheesies and was able to go back and keep dancing……nostalgia wins

guys should i go???,….kinda wanna see the fur in their natch habitat ill pet whoever wants it

LINDYPALOOZA - 5.2.26. Saturday, May 2, we celebrate CDB turning two years old and cofounder @lindycoulee.bsky.social visiting the US at Splash! Hosted by cofounder @quotable-cat.bsky.social with beats by @lynzotheheartthrob.bsky.social with a star studded cast of Chicago icons!

people who just learned what polyester is four seconds ago wont shut up about natural fibres but they also wont pay for natural fibers or for the cost of the extra seamwork and want it to be stretchy and washable and…for it behave like polyester

this is how i Know™ zara is real hive she is milking the FACK out of a REAL ERA. summer is NAWT over yet!!!!

i could make bias tape 299847383 times and id still have to look up a youtube video to remember how to do it

i have my strengths and weaknesses as a performer but i can stage the FACK out of a big production number

is mother getting this wig back or should i *****

it is extremely brave to be a drag queen with a nickel allergy

dena cass this is my life pageant number but i sew and rhinestone a gown on stage in 5 minutes

the level of male attention when im dressed “low maintenance” 🤮🤮🤮

Bad bitch since 1996 💎 Here’s to my dirty 30s

a crab rangoon should be 85% surimi 15% cream cheese and the fact that this god honouring ratio is entirely unrepresented in the wonton space reinforces my thesis that white peoples unnatural allegiance to a white creamy sauce has incited the fall of american cuisine and likely the empire itself

afters but instead of a bag we all go in on a sushi platter

LINDY BUMP

demisexuality is hard because it makes me a superficial bitchhhhhh on a dating app

explaining the history of redlining to my uber driver should i show him the maps

a freshman 15 impersonation challenge where they choose a *signature number* of a chicago drag legend, adapt the number and do their best impression of the performer

I FELT SO BEAUTIFUL IN THIS 🥰

Die Divinity being so sweet is crazy to me cuz if I looked like that, I would be so mean to all of you and you would love it

what’s black and white and cunty all over? finale gown for your freshman 15 season 8 miss congeniality @tinymira.bsky.social

i get unexplainably sad when i think about drew seeley like he shouldve had it ALL

adhd medication is awesome i just responded to an email

Wanna upgrade your cheap synthetic lace front? Buy expensive wig making supplies and spend hours upon hours ventilating your own!

nothing like the unfiltered raw organic cold pressed pure adrenaline of sewing till sunrise

If you need to fly in or out of Chicago, Midway Airport is now the better option by far if you can.

watching desperate housewives is so difficult bc i cant maim and murder tom scavo bc he’s technically not real

if ur a sister above all else ur actually divinely protected

Chicago drag queens are uniting to "melt ICE" with a fundraiser extravaganza. blockclubchi.co/4smBdHs

what happened to makeup for FUN!!!! painting in the HOUSE. to STAY in the HOUSE

Deeply honored and grateful to have the support of Rep. Ilhan Omar, a leader who has never been afraid to put justice, humanity, and the truth ahead of political convenience. Her courage has helped blaze the path for so many of us.

just found out about changing the power level on the microwave….feeling adult

imagine being in studio 54 the night you make me feel (mighty real) dropped