i need the weather to break so badly i feel like im on 1% and the facetime video is lagging

ashley wednesday back in chicago tomorrow fish nachos

blueberry goat cheese

pluribus hive mind woulda got me badddd they seem like a vibe

i promise i’ll turn it out i PROMISE!!!

juicy explaining the dion family tree on television is so fab like heyyyyy cousin

bitch we made pineapple mango sorbet today

my current truth is that a white cream shadow/eye base (danessa myricks, made by mitchell, p louise etc) + the mehron ultra white setting powder is better than every white eyeshadow

if the artist Rama Duwaji and her husband ever need anything, a friend, an assistant, a third….i am at their service

ned was the only try guy who didnt follow me on twitter #NoWeaponForgedAgainstMeShallProsper

HAPPY NEW YEAR a STRONG and CREAMI start to 2026 with strawberries and brie ice cream halfway in between regular strawberry ice cream and ny cheese cake in flavor not distinctly cheesy at all just extremely creamy 8/10 will make again and will likely add brie or some other cheese to most recipes

not enough drag kings doing tevin campbell numbers

i cant wait to piss nutmegan off with these ice cream flavors

good morning to the last day of 2025 and to brown butter vanilla bean ice cream flavor and texture are kinda out of this world amazing, i maybe went a little heavy with the toasted milk powder, and i think it needs something else going on for balance but its actually so ridiculously good

first round of ninja creami ice cream flavors prepped and in the freezer!! - brown butter vanilla bean - black cocoa - strawberries and brie - “dubai chocolate” and chopped up brownie bites + cheese cake pieces in the freezer for mix-ins

YOU SHOWED ME FAITH IS NOT BLIND I DONT NEED WINGS TO HELP ME FLY MIRACLES HAPPEN ONCE AND A WHILE WHEN YOU BELIEVE

big on i dont call my designs “handmade” because ALL CLOTHING IS HAND MADE

my favourite part about christmas is the deep unshakable melancholy

me as fuck this holiday season

1/15 at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social We’re heading back to Vegas, baby- for the four year anniversary show! Break out your finest Versayce and get ready for our cast of Goddesses. 💅 Tickets on sale now- this will sell out: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

where can i get beefy fries (beef t*llow) without it giving dogwhistle

the 🫶🏽🫡 conservative aegyo ??????!???

my issue is i think owning a ninja creami would solve everything

its the winter solstice which means its absolute rock bottom for my metal health AND that its only up from here!!!!!

cured and maple candied a salmon filet feeling: grizzly

GURLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!! EYEEEEEEEEE BEEN KNOWINNNNNN YOUUUU SINCE YOUUUU WAS TENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNNNNNOT HIIIIIIIIIIDE FROM YOUR FRIENDDDDDDDDDD GUUUUUUURLLLLLLLL

imagine looking this hot as the cunty gremlin

just made maybe the loudest mix ever!!! buy ur tix now!!! lh-st.com/shows/12-27-...

the beautiful insane women who raised me 💗

the crunchwrap lives on

Freshman 15 PhD Program is back!! Season 2 features all new WERKS of art and will be hosted by Bambi and Starr Banks. With the legs of Halstead, Ms Cheesecake herself, the legendary DiDa Ritz as head Judge! So excited to see how this one turns out!!

come to BUMP december 27th and meet the REAL SLICKS of Chicago

i was 16 in this photo. i made this costume the day before (on brand) and this night i had my first ever panic attack inside of the diy left shark mascot suit

i need it to be extremely clear that wicked is a story about the limitations of allyship under fascism and not “xyz is the real wicked witch”

feeling

the prince is giving a ball?????

tauruses are the best earth sign bc yall the only ones who know how to be right but not be annoying about it

saw wicked for good rollercoaster edition and need to discuss

“dubai chocolate” trend kinda ruined all the pistachio products on the market 😪

if they boo carrie ann one more time i will personally have to intervene

sang the queen of the night aria at karaoke last night for an audience of ari gato and a guy throwing up in the bathroom

its about the 3am therapy paint

no im so deadass they need to come BACK

that mormon wife may be a little evil but she is a lovely dancer and should’ve stayed

hi internet!

barbie is out of the country what do i DO

wasnt raised christian, just found out about paul….who the hell does this guy think he is

realising obsessing over unwritten by natasha bedingfield is actually one of my top 3 menstruation indicators

This winter afternoon I sit here thinking of Barbie slick. Damn she’s amazing

i hope all you no good overheated bitches who were praying on colder weather all summer long are fucking happy