Not raptured, just eatin good

What I would give to go swimming in a pool rn ……

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ICE agents held a 5-year-old autistic girl outside her Massachusetts home to pressure her father to surrender to authorities last week, according to the girl's family

Once I directed Eve birthing Cain and Abel - I knew I sealed my fate and the rapture wasn’t gonna choose me

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Hey need someone to do something for you? I can ! And ill do it well !

"The Lefts can't get their act together..." Bitch they've been killing, imprisoning, and targeting leftists and leftist orgs FOR GENERATIONS.

Ive been finding some banger reels lately Okay yall, have a blessed night, sweet dreams, and also good night.

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🩸 𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐃𝐀𝐘 - 𝟗/𝟐𝟕 🩸 It’s a Fallon double feature (ticket links below) 𝟏𝟏𝐚𝐦 / 𝟐𝐩𝐦: 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐧𝐮𝐭 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 - join us for a Twilight-themed brunch hosted by @tyislucystoole.bsky.social ✨ seatings at 11am + 2pm 𝟕𝐩𝐦: 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 - making my return to Newport’s weekly burlesque show, Peek-Easy

Hey Alexa, play Laura Benanti’s “I SAID TURN IT OFF” monologue from the 2008 revival of gypsy…and turn that shit up

Oh wait, noms are closed today. Sisters, it’s time to let it hang.

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Do you feel lucky that your breasts are small and humble?

The birth place of Main Character Syndrome

TiKi Vonté looks electric in new photos.

I wish I could move out to the middle of the woods and raise 2.5 kids (human or otherwise) and pick eggs in my chicken coop with my gay husband but no I have to campaign for Entertainer of the Year, Best Lip Syncer, Best Performance (party4u), and Best Drag Show (RAN THRU). gaggyawards.com

It’s officially fall :))) BYE SUMMER 😘

The best body pod - been using her for years

Im bi-curious

We’re looking for non-binary bear trade With daughter // @sheisseana.bsky.social 📸: @secretqueen.bsky.social

Need to be the reason a lesbian couple starts couples therapyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

The honmoon was sealed btw 😌 you’re welcome

The next bus isnt for 20 minutes 😍😍😍 The following 4 buses are all within 15 minutes of each other 😍😍😍

The Northwest Side Rapid Response Team posted this community alert a short while ago. It describes how a resident in Albany Park was lured by a phone call that indicated they had won a prize. Another was lured to an address to pick up scrap metal. Both were detained by ICE upon arrival.

They should really clean this mirror

Had my first banana bread matcha of the season Pussy on THROB

Anyone with tools know how to get into a p-trap of a bathroom sink? I lost an earring down there and im just a girl :/

Laser hair removal is so fierce like I wanna do my whole upper torso next

Monty mole is a doll

Which Stephanie-With-A-Gun are you today? 📸: @secretqueen.bsky.social

Cereal and MIIIIIIIIIIIILK

Woke up thinking about “why are fat people sooooo n0o0o0osey” sjdjxiejwhdiejdhxjdbs

It was hot

I WANT TO COME TO YOUR CITY! Talk to your venues and producers and reach out to my email 💕✨ October is filling up 💋✨

݁ᛪ༙ It’s time to meet the Monsters ︎ ݁ᛪ༙ @fall0nxx.bsky.social @bennieboysux.bsky.social AMOR KERIDA & @deadxdove.bsky.social are ready to thrill and excite you. Sept. 20th ༒︎ ݁7:30pm ༒︎ Color Club Monster Mosh! a Benefit Show for the Chicago Community Jail Support Fund. See below for tix/more info!

Feels soft too 📸: @secretqueen.bsky.social

Southwest Side workers were taken by ICE as at least 12 were arrested by masked agents Wednesday. blockclubchi.co/4puKZpK

the old Mats can’t come to Hydrate at 9pm on Friday… why? cus she’s dead!

Because like it’s about knowing all your words!! Diction!!! Knowing every breath! Making it looks like those sounds are actually coming from your mouth !

Does dew dew bundt cakes qualify for gaggy laugh

Consider this !! !!! !!!

📸: @secretqueen.bsky.social

Reminder to not get overworked about this. this all for fun and you all are so immensely talented. Be proud of everything y’all are doing

siichele 4 best cheeks

most presumptuous white girl (newcomer)