her name is gertie <3

just bought my scariest doll yet….watch this space…..

queen sighting………..

annual tradition of me blowing up my parent’s bathroom instead of the main one the second I get home from the airport bc their toilet flushes stronger

this supercell is big boobed and dangerous……..⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

the concept of someone taking me out to dinner

the humiliation ritual of loading ur ventra card and then missing the train by 5 seconds and having to take a $25 uber to work anyway

MAKEOVER COMPLETE………reveal tmrw stay tuned……

glad y’all had fun at juicy angel pussy haha wish that was me

it needs some TLC but I’ve got all night so

me when I just thrifted a giant gold mountable unicorn bust: I just thrifted a giant gold mountable unicorn bust

From the ICIRR page on heightened ICE activity across Chicago and its suburbs.

having a real espresso machine at home is evil bc what do u mean I just made myself a salted brown sugar cinnamon dirty chai in my apt

why do the fresh flowers from whole food start to rot and stink like shit after 2 days while the trader joe’s flowers last over a week sometimes…..much to think about

no draft drop bc i talk to my mom on the phone for hours at a time several times a week she knows everyone’s tea srry

i love sitting in my chair by the window w a coffee surrounded by all my weird little things

for rogers park residents ^__^

literally my sister

mogging the ghosts in my haunted hallway mirror

notice how the sun is shining extra fierce today…..right

Mistress Velvet was a community leader, theorist, educator, political organizer and activist based in Chicago. Velvet integrated Black Feminist theory into their work as a professional dominant and wrote on Black Feminism and sexuality.

Chicago Police want to show that they run this town and that the rest of us are secondary. One of their own was killed. Seemingly due in-part, to a failure to follow protocol. But they’ve shut down the whole northside and LSD during rush hour to make a show. But when a cyclist is killed? Fuck em.

hungover off age gap yuri thank u hacks

we don’t appreciate caprisongs enough……

ns let’s stop throwing around autism if it’s undiagnosed bc it easily becomes an excuse for bad emotional regulation and behavior patternss good morning ☀️

fishwife sardines w hot peppers…….ceviche…….sardiche………

I am constantly feeling so insecure and comparing myself and believing that I have no impact or that I don’t actually contribute anything to this community and strapped never fails to squash that feeling immediately

no literally like

Strapped has been my favorite show since it began, and I love working for it, but right now it’s really leveling the fuck up. It’s been a phenomenon that sells out its shows and its enormous parties for years, but I don’t know how to explain how serious it’s getting in there. You have to come

siichele lowkey fell off

Barbie Slick looks divine in new photos.

Happy Birthday @fall0nxx.bsky.social 💜

high fiber high protein hyperpigmentation glp-1s magnesium brightening dark inner thighs turmeric high cortisol apron belly b-shaped belly luteal phase looksmaxxing podcast

my estrapped number on friday is for the depressed puerto ricans w bangs

I ran into them down the street while walking the dogs bc there was another tree I thanked them and they thanked me that’s life viva la vida

yes it is me the humble good samaritan who called and reported the fallen tree on my street to 311

did some woo woo shit while getting ready for the gig and it worked

a purple iridescent cut crease rly hates to see me coming

I’m sorry 😔 I promise it’ll b gone in the morning 🫤 I only posted it so u would see it 🫣 I was so deep in my late night feelings 😓 didn’t mean it 😑 it was stupid 🙄 I chose a song u like in case u saw it 😏when I posted it that’s all I wanted 🙂‍↕️ I’m on show in that that phone in ur pocket 😦

in a perfect beautiful world I actually give myself the treatment I deserve and shoot every single costume I’ve made and share it with everyone bc I should b proud <3

can feather fans not be $1000000000 I feel like I finally deserve to have some lol

addicted 2 taco salad

having Bad Feelings……….

wearing barrel jeans and my tabis

if there’s a xena resurgence after last night’s episode of hacks I owe the writers my life

sidetrack i’m coming 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

give me……..super..bloom………

YES WE CAN-CAN-CAN ❤️

actually getting a fierce tax return for the first time in years

:’D