too naked for ig womp womp

The ki we are having in the f15 vs S chat has be dying yall 😭😭

stay tuned for this week’s freshvivor premiere when alexandrea and bambi take turns putting us in a jar and shaking vigorously

mark my words: Freshman vs Survivor 2 is giving season 2-3-4-5 vibes! y'all just wait for this intense season- it's going to be one of the best seasons in a very long time- not even kidding. It's so gaggy. no one had anything to lose, they literally gave it their all!

everybody knows the slicks to be a family of incredibly beautiful girls with amazing racks but lesser known slick family traits include: • muppetlike sensibilities • propensity to run a high school theatre department like the marines • victorian fainting spells

me approaching text maturely with an open heart: ok this fucking tea….

can’t wait to ruin this racist coward’s day 😌

right before the tariffs hit i bought what i thought was a reasonable amnt of bulk rhinestones but the box that arrived is 11 lbs

what if i said i have an alt full of nudies

Taking Easter off to celebrate 420 and watch The Bible on YouTube the way Shesus intended youtu.be/_FA4lL4PTPc

“sloppy language” and its racism lol

Woke up with a very heavy heart today. I’m so sorry for your loss. The grief is palpable and that’s a testament to the beautiful person who has now moved on. Love you all very much. Take a moment to sit in the sun for her

idk dan I can think of two converters that I trust... cobalt.tools is really nice. and youtube-dl (desktop application) with youtube-dl-gui is open-source and runs on your machine so you're not at the mercy of Cloud Elves

My sweet sweet gf has been through the wringer this month and her dad needs our help 💓💓💓 please share however you can and donate if able. They’re extremely close to their dad and shouldering a ton of responsibility and stress making sure he gets what he needs. www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in...

Meanwhile…. it’s my birthday ♥️

Happy biannual Amira Slick Posted On Instagram Day to all who celebrate

i just saw the first runway presentation of the night, and… yeah y’all are gonna want to be on time

pussycuntsville, usa

amira’s done her big one before, but this is a really big one i mean it

i’m letting you all know that you need on time for the puff pag tonight, my sister @zoeamira.bsky.social is about to be the mayor of pussycuntsville, usa

New pics of Liza & Barbra for New York magazine! This was made for me

sos i let a spider stay in the corner of my kitchen and i think she’s laid eggs help help help

and me personally i am ALWAYS SAYING THAT🩷

Good morning

“Two show pussy, on a one show day!”

i couldn’t have pulled off this act of puss without @zoeamira.bsky.social patterning abs for me and getting on the floor with @missangelicagrace.bsky.social to mold the thermoplastic to my torso 🫡💕

That’s so our new freshvivor suite life of Hannah Montana

life in plastic is fantastic 🗡️💕

Posting here as well to boost visibility— mutual aid ask for layoff support 💖

still thinking about her ❤️

i love the vast array of characters in the slickematic universe like there are cousins, latchkey kids, neighbors, collect them all

It’s hard work being a 28-year-old MILF of 6 gay adults, but someone’s got to do it

the parliament of pussy cuntsville

@zoeamira.bsky.social ‼️‼️

beautiful night tonight at the debut of Honeymoon Suite 🫀 @ramonaslick.bsky.social

Grateful I get to exist in the timeline that the Slick family exists in

@barbraslick.bsky.social 💙✨✨

in the immortal words of my sister, die divinity, i am getting as naked as legally allowed 💋✨

Praying the Tamale Man is at Honeymoon Suite tonight🙏🏾🕯️

if you don’t have to get your nipples hard to fit them in your pasties the pastie is too big

good morning 5 am crew should we go to the beach together and watch the sunrise?

Driving past a bunch of tacky motels in FL to pregame honeymoon suite

i think you all need to understand how quite literally everything in zarahdka’s package was touched by her loving hands !! a consummate professional, bright, shimmering star, and a sexy bitch i’ve never felt more proud to be a slick 💕

wearing lipstick and blue eyeshadow and my uber driver called me sir, right on nizam 5 stars

i’m reminded of pretty privilege every time a random man lifts my 60 lb, overpacked carry on out of the compartment without asking

had to say bye to my bf in berlin :( get to see my cat in chicago :)

still seeking 3 people to help me out Friday :) 🫠🫠 v easy v fun v sexy v silly minimal rehearsal required just need u to be hot and sexy with great stage presence. 2 dancers (SUPER basic prop choreo) + 1 tech helper. Hmu Pretty please I will tip you feed you and even tattoo u if u want (my work!)

I miss Chicago so bad I can’t wait to come home