anyone got a light?

Board of Trade?? I could never!

also for summer sharing this resource - if you make less than $46,900 a year or are on SNAP or Medicaid you qualify for a $5 year divy bike membership with FREE UNLOCKS / UP TO A 45 MIN RIDE (once you are close just lock and unlock a new one if you have to go farther) divvybikes.com/pricing/d4e

My absolute fav thing about clavicular is that he’s unattractive

I kinda look like the Mona Lisa

life imitates art

My boobs get bigger as the weather gets hotter

Idc where I am or what I’m doing, the purse comes with me

took the misses to dinner (i didn’t pay)

It’s been a min

Hudson Williams looks like when I used to play around in my sisters makeup at age 11

Be a good crossy for mommy

Revisited this app at the perfect time omg. You know my nosy ass is living for the draft drops

Why do I want to crawl out of my skin the second a man shows sexual interest in me

The sticker makes sense when you really think about it

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Pillion was really good divas. Cold and devastating but good

Sooo happy for Manon now that she doesn’t have to sing about Tesla’s, zucchini and chicken

Who wants to form a mob and personally take care of all the loop punchers with me?

New obsession: Planking until failure videos

Deleted this all for a sec to clear my brain! Hiiii!

I’m about to just a get a flip phone lmfao

Me and VaGena

Think my Ubers choking on my Mugler…. I’m sorry king

I’m flirting with every man I meet. Maybe I need to lay off the Prog for a second….. not enough hatred in my body

The ghosts of trades past coming back to haunt me

My sexual awakening was the himbo Latino from big time rush

I’m older than Hudson Williams….

The way Ash Wednesday can fill every moment of silence with the loudest bullshit you’ve ever heard and I’ll never be annoyed…that’s an angel

I don’t even know how to exist at this dumb ass job with everything going on

Scissor Siwa

Ramin Karimloo …. Come get this pussy baby

to anyone struggling financially post holiday season my best advice i can give you is to apply to your local restaurant. most places start hiring again now that holiday season is over & college temps are going back to school. if you’ve never worked in a restaurant apply for a hosting position (1)

2026!! Yes!

one of my biggest annoyances is people not realizing social media is surveillance. it’s one and the same at this point. why go on the internet and tell on yourselves??? for the love of god stop posting about cruising, underground scenes, crimes, etc. that are supposed to stay an in-community thing.

Uber driver just said I look like the girl from twilight and then asked if I want to bite him

When they don’t laugh at your joke it’s not your fault. Your ki didn’t fit their lock.

I just slept for like 11 hours

Me when that bisexual Russian man said “I’m going to the cottage”

Should I get drunk as hell and perform black velvet tonight

Is an elephant heavy?….. I’m coming back baby

If Danika is in this I need someone to confront her on live and ask where my $300 is

4 years on E today like woah. Time flies when your tuna is fish

Once I heard the term “metamour” I started checking out of polyamory cause aint no way your side chick is gonna call me a Pokémon name

Let’s see how quickly this gets censored

Don’t let this poor young fishes suffering be for nothing! Come support her, supporting me at the model play

The model play was fab! Y’all should go see it!!