Need to go to the beach this weekend…

Yall are too comfortable talking about trans women’s bodies in terms of what’s “real” or not

@bsky.app as always go fuck yourself for censoring me in a bra but any man can have full cock and balls out and not get flagged

The mug was so delicious

The only requirement you need to direct a modern Evil Dead movie is you have to be hot

People mad about a dog dying in the new evil dead movie…. Like 5 human beings die in it LMFAO

Bang

Sometimes you just have to take an edible even though thc makes you anxious purely as a test to see if it still makes you anxious purely

When Gena is finally quiet

Bitches that act like someone’s put a gun in their mouth and are being made to perform are so annoying LMFAO. Like just quit drag. Tainting the sacred dressing room aura with your stank face and whining is so cringe

It’s really crazy how many illiterate adults there are out here just walking around 😭

Drama free, big tits, barely on social media, wear heels 90% of the time, love gin, having great dates, full head of hair, smoking a cig when needed, waist getting tighter, bare face except a lip, huge bitch at work, fun.

Lesbians!

Unquitting drag tonight and then quitting again tomorrow…. Until I unquit in July and then quit again…. And then unqui…

Computa! Make these b00bs supa big and perky

…. i’m tookie

Tookie dela creme

I just turned the age where I’m like officially an adult

anyone got a light?

Board of Trade?? I could never!

also for summer sharing this resource - if you make less than $46,900 a year or are on SNAP or Medicaid you qualify for a $5 year divy bike membership with FREE UNLOCKS / UP TO A 45 MIN RIDE (once you are close just lock and unlock a new one if you have to go farther) divvybikes.com/pricing/d4e

My absolute fav thing about clavicular is that he’s unattractive

I kinda look like the Mona Lisa

life imitates art

My boobs get bigger as the weather gets hotter

Idc where I am or what I’m doing, the purse comes with me

took the misses to dinner (i didn’t pay)

It’s been a min

Hudson Williams looks like when I used to play around in my sisters makeup at age 11

Be a good crossy for mommy

Revisited this app at the perfect time omg. You know my nosy ass is living for the draft drops

Why do I want to crawl out of my skin the second a man shows sexual interest in me

The sticker makes sense when you really think about it

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Pillion was really good divas. Cold and devastating but good

Sooo happy for Manon now that she doesn’t have to sing about Tesla’s, zucchini and chicken

Who wants to form a mob and personally take care of all the loop punchers with me?

New obsession: Planking until failure videos

Deleted this all for a sec to clear my brain! Hiiii!

I’m about to just a get a flip phone lmfao

Me and VaGena

Think my Ubers choking on my Mugler…. I’m sorry king

I’m flirting with every man I meet. Maybe I need to lay off the Prog for a second….. not enough hatred in my body

The ghosts of trades past coming back to haunt me

My sexual awakening was the himbo Latino from big time rush

I’m older than Hudson Williams….

The way Ash Wednesday can fill every moment of silence with the loudest bullshit you’ve ever heard and I’ll never be annoyed…that’s an angel