I’m a slut, you’re a slut, slutty slut, we’re all sluts! I’m a slut you’re a slut so what???

Please. This bitch’s “sources” are Mr. Potato Head and a moldy cumrag. My nipples flew so yours could droop, and that paperweight fucked me better than your 1 monthly listener.

Not @bjsilly.bsky.social and @bjnovak.bsky.social together at last

Bold of Tater Tot to come for me and my family on on Pride Month, when she told me in confidence she’s a god-fearing TERF and showed me her hideous scalp tattoo of straight Dumbledore. Will never be able to purge my brain of the image of that flakey lice-ridden hetero wizard cock.

You begged me to help out because you wanted to steal my nose necklaces. Those staples were a gift and belonged to my godmother. You ungrateful cunt. Get an iPhone.

Tater Tot is a fugly slut. When others tried to encourage her to expand her brand to other topics, I encouraged her to keep singing exclusively about potatoes, because I wanted her to fail.

cum to best worst drag padge 6/4! full promo video on instagram im a cock and ballsack girl through and through btw #MyLegacy AND #MyCalling

hey gaywads. best worst drag padge is this Thurs 8pm at Newport Theater www.eventbrite.com/e/the-best-w...

Omgggg

Omg

DENALI IS A RIVER #CHICAGO #DRAG #EXCELLENCE

didn’t know what a “party blade” was but then I remembered Mythra/Pyra and this song started playing

Come to Novelty Pot on May 30th Saturday at the Bughouse you’ll see us @ 9pm

cum to best worst drag padge 6/4! full promo video on instagram im a cock and ballsack girl through and through btw #MyLegacy AND #MyCalling

I’m like if PB&J didn’t pee and

Reminder to take it slow.

I’m a cock and ballsack girl. It’s my legacy AND my calling.

9pm And he Tells me That he’s bout to bust Where to shoot His load? Something I’d like to discuss… Def inside of me… But inside my ass or my… Pussy?

My 2nd self-produced mini album, Hot Tottie, drops this Friday, May 29th at 12am 🔥🥳 I'm so STOKED. We got a whole rollout planned with MERCH and MUSIC VIDEOS and an ALBUM PARTY ON JUNE 18TH!!! Come get deep fried with a cast of some of the coolest and most creative Spud Buds in the scene... 😻✨️🥔

God sent me here to suck you all And fill my stomach up with jism He told me my whole life I have trained To not return til you’re all drained

Can’t wait for this! Sickening line-up.

…. on the Sesh Bus!

you just can’t suck dick without any sleep

Sink the balls and count to two And fuck me with this pool cue

Blow your load and count to five, And make sure some lands in my eye

omg I never do these

I’m a cock and ballsack girl. It’s my legacy AND my calling.

We're all Slurpy Faggi in the eyes of the Empire

What’s my secret? … I remind my man he’s circumcised… Every. Single. Day.

I said “bad drag padge”, not “bad dragon padge” 😅

It’s his day #MayTheFourthBeWithYou #HappySlurpyFaggiDay

Like… now I get why they couldn’t release it in theaters!!

Can’t believe the Fire Lord showed sack in the new avatar movie

I said “bad drag padge”, not “bad dragon padge” 😅

Submit your art for a free chance at winning a rare shiny Slurpy Faggi figurine!

who’s still listening in 2026

I JUST NEED A LITTLE OVEN I JUST NEED A LITTLE CARE

Submissions close today at 4:20pm! Should I apply…?

Easter’s an egg-finding competition what part of that don’t you understand???

Survivor’s a blood moon competition what part of that don’t you understand???

Fashion Disaster is a compliment right?

If you missed bad drag then you’re in Luck. For one night only we’re gonna find out who’s the best at being the worst during the first Best Worst Drag Padge June 4th at the Newport Theatre! Characters wanted, polish not required. Details and Submission form in link! forms.gle/68DG4QocEbUY...

protect bad drag

It’s raining It’s pouring My pussy is soaking I’m soaked. (every Friday at Splash)

hear me out

put it in the pot

“How’s your head?” “Still spinning 😉”

bubble buddy rule 34