I'm a top, but... One day, right after the cleanest s*x of my entire life, I had to ask: what's your secret? Obama chuckled and said, "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”

I'm a top, but... One day, right after the cleanest s*x of my entire life, I had to ask: what's your secret? Obama chuckled and said, "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”

When I suck your cock You don’t need to top Pleeeease oh baby dont make me douche Simple and straightforward Just sucking on your bore worm And calling it a night It’s hard to deep clean the hole

You may ask “isn’t that just 69?” But no one’s doing anything so it’s just 0.

The freshest face of all: Tiny’s newborn, birthed on stage as a parody of “Pump It” plays (Push it. Harder!)

But I’m on the clock got time nothing but it Tick tick yeah I’m tight what’n of it? BJ bounce back like a rubber Her/she like Godiva How deep does it go Guess we’ll find out I guess any day now Working up an appetite Carb load me like Alfredo I see it in your eyes You’re giving up call it a day now

Opportunity is not a lengthy visor.

boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Girls??? Girls go to Venus to get more penis

GIANTS by Bouy Films, with music by BJ Silly. #ThrowbackThursday #Gay24

QTP with your favorite Grass-type pokemon 🌱

Flash Flood Warning? I haven’t even FUCKED Flood Warning…

Who sucks the cocksucker’s cock?

🦖🦖🦖🦖 new single owt soon

I didn’t just come here to fuck… if you know what I mean… wanna suck on that D

Slurping 9 to 5, not hours talkin’ inches 🎶

This buttplug is taking foreverrrr…

@cowboyannarquia.bsky.social (in Oprah voice) are you a furr-Y… or a fur-BY?

idk, my bff jill?

Cum to fresh faces tonight 🎅🏽🎁

On the 8th day of Hanukkah my Sugar Mommy prepped for me: - 8 dicks a throbbing - 7 dicks a throbbing - 6 dicks a throbbing - 5… dicks still hard ~ ~ - 4 dicks left - 3 dicks left - now only 2 - and a hard dick amidst all the limp onessss 🥺

THIS FRIDAY 12/26 @ FRESH FACES Word on the sleet is, BJ’s gonna come and suck and fuck this Christmas! 🎄🕎

New fresh faces promo goes so harddddddddddddddd. And I do mean ereccctttttt

❄️😱🎅🏽Oh! ❄️😱🎅🏽Santa’s gonna cum 🍆💦and suck and fuck 🫦🤤😤this Christmas 🎄🎁🎅🏽 Santa's gonna come and suck and fuck 💦😩❤️‍🔥fuckkk!🎅🏽🥵🫦 Oh Santa Claus 🎅🏽🫎🛷 I said hallelujah 🙏💒🤤when your sight I saw 😲😍🫦Coming down the chimney🎅🏽🏡with that big fat ass 🍑🍑🍑 Santa really came💦💦💦to suck and fuck this Christmas. 🥹🎄🎅🏽

“just use a cheat code” -ULTIMATE CODES for use with Animal Crossing

Opportunity is not a lengthy visor.

Me when the music’s due

THIS FRIDAY 12/26 @ FRESH FACES Word on the sleet is, BJ’s gonna come and suck and fuck this Christmas! 🎄🕎

Yesterday was suck suck slide Saturday- did you celebrate by sucking left dick or right dick?

Me when the music’s due

That new BJ Silly song sure is… er… sure, IS! #fuckmeintheearthskydaynight #lessonnumberoneremix #mulan2 #fairyfountain #everythingchangedwhenthefirenationshowedsack #simsmusicalentertainmentandartrecontextualized

My PHD winner pick

This is why they call me Big Hands Brenda

Wait…. I just realized the word “onomatopoeia” IS an onomatopoeia

Peeeenissss…. FAAACE MEEee…!

👵 ohhhh ho ho back in ol Kittyclops’s day, cats had one pussy eye in the middle of their face yes, and a butthole for a mouth, yes indeed that’s right

Cuz you know it’s swollen But you can’t find where And even if you could I can touch myself better It’s just Me + My Clit 4Ever

I like my coffee like I like my Hanukkah orgies… slow n steady. #FestivalOfLights #WeAddABoyEachNight

Closed mouths don’t get bred- I mean! fed 🤤

yall magikarp evolved 😭🥹

I like my coffee like I like my Hanukkah orgies… slow n steady. #FestivalOfLights #WeAddABoyEachNight

Cat farting in ur face is a sign of trust and love… Right?

it’s a new week which means its time to plug my return to fresh faces on december 26th!!! 9 pm SHARP!

raise your big hands if your big hands are so big that the other girls call you Big Hands Brenda behind your back

me when we get back to my place: “oh we are SO back”

Are pipe cleaners good for cleaning pipes?

Then everything changed when the Fire Nation showed sack…

Just tape the lips ya know?

Plz provide the funniest 3-Pokémon teams, generations 1-2, in this format Team name: _____ 1. ____ 2. ______ 3. ______

Plz provide the funniest 3-Pokémon teams, generations 1-2, in this format Team name: _____ 1. ____ 2. ______ 3. ______