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who’s still listening in 2026

I JUST NEED A LITTLE OVEN I JUST NEED A LITTLE CARE

Submissions close today at 4:20pm! Should I apply…?

Easter’s an egg-finding competition what part of that don’t you understand???

Survivor’s a blood moon competition what part of that don’t you understand???

Fashion Disaster is a compliment right?

If you missed bad drag then you’re in Luck. For one night only we’re gonna find out who’s the best at being the worst during the first Best Worst Drag Padge June 4th at the Newport Theatre! Characters wanted, polish not required. Details and Submission form in link! forms.gle/68DG4QocEbUY...

protect bad drag

It’s raining It’s pouring My pussy is soaking I’m soaked. (every Friday at Splash)

hear me out

put it in the pot

“How’s your head?” “Still spinning 😉”

bubble buddy rule 34

cupcakKe asked me to hop on a remix…. My head is still spinning 😵‍💫 all I could say was yes

Some of your obstetricians were never visited by Lady Foreskin and it shows.

Sucked too much dick now I sound like Tommy Pickles

Tell your boyfriend If he says he’s got beef That I am into beefy men And I would like to sleep wif him

Rectangle Gurls Of the World look geometric in new photos.

A Sonic the Hedgehog character named Ru the Bat

rectangle girls of the worldddd

(Sponsored message) 🤩 I don’t think anyone knows what lekku means BJ lol. You may need to do a Penius… #PeniusVerified #StarWars #RiseOfDickwalker #InTheaters420

Soooo quirky

New song out now 🥵🫶

Why’m I doing this again? Oh right I’m supposed to cum 😅 *cums on command*

happy faggi cock friday #fcf

A Sonic the Hedgehog character named Ru the Bat

Yeah I fucked him And I’d fuck him aGAIN too You’re tryna hold him captive like he’s Stitch and you’re Gantu

I'm a top, but... One day, right after the cleanest s*x of my entire life, I had to ask: what's your secret? Obama chuckled and said, "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”

I'm a top, but... One day, right after the cleanest s*x of my entire life, I had to ask: what's your secret? Obama chuckled and said, "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”

When I suck your cock You don’t need to top Pleeeease oh baby dont make me douche Simple and straightforward Just sucking on your bore worm And calling it a night It’s hard to deep clean the hole

You may ask “isn’t that just 69?” But no one’s doing anything so it’s just 0.

The freshest face of all: Tiny’s newborn, birthed on stage as a parody of “Pump It” plays (Push it. Harder!)

But I’m on the clock got time nothing but it Tick tick yeah I’m tight what’n of it? BJ bounce back like a rubber Her/she like Godiva How deep does it go Guess we’ll find out I guess any day now Working up an appetite Carb load me like Alfredo I see it in your eyes You’re giving up call it a day now

Opportunity is not a lengthy visor.

boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Girls??? Girls go to Venus to get more penis

GIANTS by Bouy Films, with music by BJ Silly. #ThrowbackThursday #Gay24

QTP with your favorite Grass-type pokemon 🌱

Flash Flood Warning? I haven’t even FUCKED Flood Warning…

Who sucks the cocksucker’s cock?

🦖🦖🦖🦖 new single owt soon

I didn’t just come here to fuck… if you know what I mean… wanna suck on that D

Slurping 9 to 5, not hours talkin’ inches 🎶

This buttplug is taking foreverrrr…

@cowboyannarquia.bsky.social (in Oprah voice) are you a furr-Y… or a fur-BY?

idk, my bff jill?

Cum to fresh faces tonight 🎅🏽🎁

On the 8th day of Hanukkah my Sugar Mommy prepped for me: - 8 dicks a throbbing - 7 dicks a throbbing - 6 dicks a throbbing - 5… dicks still hard ~ ~ - 4 dicks left - 3 dicks left - now only 2 - and a hard dick amidst all the limp onessss 🥺

THIS FRIDAY 12/26 @ FRESH FACES Word on the sleet is, BJ’s gonna come and suck and fuck this Christmas! 🎄🕎