My mom: [wearing a face mask] We stopped to get gas and this man at the gas station said he almost wrecked trying to figure out what was wrong with me. Me: Tell 'em I've been trying to figure out whats wrong with you for years.

Quick! All you guys who have been swearing up and down there is a shadowy network of bigwig Hollywood guys and politicians abusing children and profiting off it! Close that Wayfair tab and stop firebombing that pizzeria! You were right all along your aim was just off!

Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,

there are no mastermind villains. every single one of them is sending 4th grade level emails to World's Most Famous Sex Criminal from their work account

Today is the least online we’ll ever be again. And then tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow.

This administration worships the devil

I always imagine a bar owner reading one of these lists, looking up at no one and muttering “…dive?”

It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

Seeing a lot of the usual suspects trying to shift the narrative to "Defund ICE/DHS" and like No, man. Abolish. Get with the program or get fucked.

That cardboard box in your home is fueling election denial... A boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country. (Published 2022)

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LIKE ELON IS LITERALLY SUCH A MASSIVE LOSER HE CAN'T EVEN GET AN INVITE TO PEDOPHILE ISLAND

I don't usually say things like this but Geniunely, if I were Elon I would kms atp

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

Data East 1990s Star Wars pinball here. Then disappear from the face of the earth.

IT HAS BEEN 0️⃣ DAYS SINCE SEEING THE NAME SYDNEY SWEENEY

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Anti-DHS protesters in LA moved a huge dumpster, partially blocking agents in their building.

I think I'm gonna be able to have my laptop repaired next week 🙏🙏🙏

HOW CAN I LEAD THESE FUCKING HORSES TO WATER AND MAKE EM DRINK, FUCK

Had to email my professor to tell her I just do not understand last weeks assignment and I am struggling and thats why my homework is late. Trying to tell myself this is a good and brave thing to do but my brain is like "NOOOOOOO WE CAN'T LET ANYONE KNOW WE STRUGGLE" you know how it be

I’m ok. I’m a survivor so this small agitator isn’t going to intimidate me from doing my work. I don’t let bullies win. Grateful to my incredible constituents who rallied behind me. Minnesota strong.

if polling is so tilted against DHS/ICE that Laura fucking Ingraham is calling the post-9/11 creation of DHS unnecessary bureaucratic overreach on Fox News, the Democrats shouldn’t be aiming for moderate reforms as a negotiated compromise position - they should be pressing this advantage.

Breaking: FBI Director Kash Patel says that their investigation has uncovered the funding source of the violence in Minnesota.

we’re right about ai too

"CBP stays at the border" might sound like a win, but keep in mind that this is what "the border" means to them www.aclumaine.org/know-your-ri...

In retrospect, smearing a minivan driving mom as a terrorist and VA nurse as an assassin was uncalled for. From now on our administration promises to celebrate their lives as well as their deaths

When we started executing random citizens as a trial run for a police state, we failed to speak of the victims with appropriate respect and sensitivity. And for that we apologize

you know what would hurt Trump to give? scalps from his administration and the kind of investigations that could actually put Pretti and Good's murderers in jail. if you aren't asking for that you are simply saying that keeping DHS funded is more important than justice.

I am speaking from many years of experience, as someone who hasn't burnt out and bailed when many others have. Celebrating every win, celebrating your co-strugglers, celebrating the fellowship that unites you — it doesn't just help you win, it sustains you. It reminds you of what's possible and why.

If you live near me and you hoarded all my favorite food items before the storm, I hope you choke on them. Do you guys really need 20 bottles of Guy Fieri's Honey Mustard HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GO TO FLAVOR TOWN NOW

TikTok has denied those accusations. The company says the disruptions were “caused by a power outage at a U.S. data center, which led to widespread technical failures affecting uploads, recommendations, and video visibility across the platform”.

These issues appeared shortly after TikTok transitioned to a new U.S.-controlled ownership structure and concerns quickly spread that the platform might be quietly censoring politically sensitive content. This concern was justified.

Many TikTok users recently reported problems uploading videos, sudden drops to zero views, or posts getting stuck “under review.” Almost all of those complaints involved videos criticizing ICE or discussing the murder of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.

Having a psychiatrist who actually cares whether you live or die makes a huge difference

Democrats must take a stand and refuse to fund this deadly violence. Not another dime for this regime's brutality.

One of my favorite Vietnamese restaurants on Nicollet is giving back today for the next hour or so, but you can throw a little cash their way whenever

im sorry but we just spent the last decade being told the biggest issues were pronouns in emails and a trans kid playing jv lacrosse if you said these things and got paid for it then you need to go away. literally if “woke mind virus” is something youve ever said unironically you need to go away

Why is all the stuff I like sold out at the grocery store DID YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO HOARD FROZEN SAUSAGES AND THE 1 DOLLAR LOAVES OF WHITE BREAD

As someone who has been in negotiations with Schumer: YOUR CALLS TO HIS OFFICE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER NOW. You are not wasting your time, our goal is achievable, but Schumer requires constant pressure, constant pressure....

#iceoutmlps #iceoutportland #iceoutme #iceoutcomics

When I order an outfit for my grandpas funeral that will arrive just in time but then before amazon takes the money out google and Amazon Prime Membership charges my account so I am fucking goddamn 30 dollars short

Going to be real with you, I dont need to see the video. The same way I refused to see the Renee good one. Cause i already had to see the police in this country execute my brother in the same way. Sometimes I think you guys forget Black and Brown folk have this experience every day man.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

Me: [trying to reorganize my space real quick before it gets too cold] Antiope: LET ME UNDER THE FUCKING BLANKET NOOOWWWW

I can see my breath and I have lost a sock with a hand warmer inside

WIP. I've been trying Chavant today and I'm in love.