Student: [to a sibling] Jason! My Rotted Brain: [Heavy Rain Dad] JASON!!

Need $40 Dollars For Groceries Have some stuff for tuna sandwiches and tacos. Need a few other staple items. paypal.me/3dg3ydaddies

This thread. I have been doing this kind of work for a very long time and I know a lot about exactly this. If you want to do misconduct reporting with scared sources going up against very powerful people, and also keep your soul, it takes time. So much time. It’s very difficult. Brain meltingly so.

somebody asked "what bipolar suicides" so: -Robin Williams -kurt cobain -Vincent van Gogh -amy winehouse -Virginia Woolf -sylvia plath -Marilyn Monroe -kate spade -ernest Hemingway -margot kidder -robert carradine -jimi Hendrix note that these include most of the most famous suicides in history

a tricky riddle,,,,

No one likes unnecessary scaffolding. Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

I asked myself "how do golf courses possibly afford property taxes" so I looked it up and came away convinced we could virtually eliminate the entire sport by simply removing several dumb tax loopholes

Fellow Star Wars fan: Your reasons for thinking Anakin is autistic are heinously tropey. auDHD Me who relates to Anakin:

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

This 10 year old article about fake Street Sharks episodes was the biggest harbinger of the hellscape the internet is now: medium.com/pcmag-access...

Bro hasn't read theory (Batman Comics)

yeah. yeah. me the fuck too, my guy

@simonjadis.bsky.social is an evil space robot sent here to convince other humans that their normal foods that everyone eats are not normal.

Amazon: Do you like Down East Dickering? Me: No I hate it and thats why I binged season 1

Men are talking down to me rn and I hate that

Me: googles romantic male names to research for one of my main characters Google: Daryl

Everyone: [Freaks out about seeing Batman's penis] Me:

Video: The Artemis II has the first space toilet. Video: [goes on talking about all the cool tech the Artemis II is using] Me: Naw I wanna know more about the space toilet

Reminder that as a corporate lobbyist, Pam Bondi represented scores of clients facing federal regulatory scrutiny — including Amazon, Uber, and GM. She also represented the government of Qatar and ICE contractor GEO Group. She was a walking, talking conflict of interest at the DOJ.

this is deeply distressing

Incredible footage from a United Airlines flight of the Artemis II launch.

The woods are slowly coming back to life...

Your April Fools' Day Reminder that trickle-down economics is the greatest trick of all. It's nothing more than a cruel hoax designed to enrich corporations and the super-rich at your expense. Don't fall for it.

The Star Wars circlejerk subreddit is a funny place bc they will shit on the prequels and then defend the sequels lmao

Just a helpful reminder to everyone: Wednesday is April 1st. If you see a news story or something that looks like a news story that makes you think "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??!??" ...the answer is probably yes, yes they are, that's it exactly.

Every time Britney does something problematic or publicly has a struggle with her mental health there are people who post some shit about how she should be under a conservatorship again. And I think Britney should be allowed to hunt them for sport.

taking a few bird + plant sprig commissions! email [email protected] with your bird, your plant, and any relevant reference

AP News shows her treating it like a catwalk. Queen shit.

what if we got a 100% blockrate on it. what if they designed an AI and we unanimously said "nope"

Reposting some of the #Dimension20 cast! 😊 (First three done on a tablet so slightly different style)

I legit have no idea how you can look at this and say this is bad.

people on benefits should be given more money and also be left alone

it’s wild how much of the chattering class is invested in the idea that the democrats need a center-right stephen miller www.politico.com/news/magazin...

They're also misandrist, in a way that I'm very serious about. We make it impossible for men to even discuss their experiences of rape.

“It challenged a lot of the assumptions I had been told about him.”

There's a No Kings protest here in Puerto Rico, and our media is, of course, not covering it. LMAO

Sen. Bernie Sanders and Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, have announced legislation that would impose a nationwide moratorium on the construction of new AI data centers amid mounting concerns over their insatiable consumption of power and water resources, impacts on the climate, and other harms.

Someone please make an In The Navy edit of Mass Effect Garrus: WHAT AM I GONNA DO IN A SUBMARINE

My opinions on drugs is they should let Writers do them again

Me at the devil's sacrament: hope no one recognizes me

there is so much toxic yaoi in Batman Comics

More nipples, more hairy chests and tummies, please comic books