It could be so much fucking better than this.

bad breath . w/ Matt Sheean.

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-american-people-deserve-a-president-1835697625/

Hit the books in today's FLASH GORDON — guest art by @sandyjarrell.com ⚡️

One of my fave theologically-focused YouTubers, ReligionForBreakfast, has a GREAT breakdown up of the data behind the current "GEN Z RETURNS TO THE CHURCH IN RECORD NUMBERS!" scam. In short: it's just not happening and no reputable data set supports it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdsP...

Mayor Expresses Support for the Batman

News used to be better

Fun background: Ben had "black dress" in the script, so to stay true to the nonbinary vision I asked my (nonbinary) SO to pick out a dress for T'Lir

Why don’t we do this for voter registration instead?

bizarro sketch

Mayor Expresses Support for the Batman

Cool.

Looking through a folder of Alex Raymond clippings I received as a gift from a teacher a long time ago, and damn it must’ve been mind blowing to be 10 years old in 1935 and open up a Sunday newspaper and see a whole page of this.

anti-woke dickheads go to sleep forever challenge

“You’re alienating half of your audience by being political” Motherfucker, my “audience” is people who aren’t pieces of shit, who care about others. That’s who I make stuff for. There is no “other half”.

The Trump administration threatened to kill the pope to the Vatican's ambassador and install a antipope in the US.

People in the future are going to look back on this particular mix of techo-Christian-Fundie cultishness in Silicon Valley the same way we look at Victorians who got SUPER into the occult It's all scam and lies but the true believers will never ever admit it

This is catastrophic.

Rock-solid Michael Cho covers too.

Repost if you had ONE NIGHT STANDS that lasted longer than the Iranian ceasefire

GALAXY: AS THE WORLD FALLS DOWN, the sequel to GALAXY: TGE PRETTIEST STAR, is out May 5 and is a graphic novel about being trans, queer love, anxiety over life after high school and what to do when a powerful empire wants you dead. I made it with @ryehickman.bsky.social and @longtalljodie.com.

Nuremberg was an important symbol of German nationhood so I say with 100% sincerity that this is a job for Philadelphia

robot tod 5 progress www.patreon.com/posts/robot-...

gay for pay; gayer for prayer

You don’t solve the ills of society by capping one insurance exec, but insurance execs do start inevitably getting capped when they are allowed to kill people for profit for decades at a time with no recourse.

Sure, the military will step in against the president. The military hates when the president gives them a bunch of money and treats them as the only important part of the government.

car in front of me has to come original

The FBI is “proactively” identifying “domestic terrorists,” including anyone with critical views on “capitalism,” “Americanism,” “Christianity,” “migration,” “race,” “gender,” and “family.” Essentially, every single Bluesky user. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...

STORM 🌩 X-MEN: EVOLUTION

Always gotta tap the sign

Adobe is best avoided, if possible.

My li'l ainjil

Corey's one of those artists who consistently makes me go "man I should really learn to draw"

post your favorite work of art from fifty years before you were born. // 49 years close enough? Credited to "Unbekannter Künstler" (Unknown Artist) in 1931.

Because of his sacrifice, the Hyper Agent received the P-L6806OX upgrade, and everyone's sins throughout the whole Computer World were forgiven, for ten minutes.

Particularly good match of my kid's FRC team The Chargers (4189) this past weekend at Gainesville. Our bot's name is Junebug and she's awesome. Headed to district championships.

Yeah I heard about animorphs

"All youse little monstas are welcome in here."

Today we celebrate Him

Modern Mastery.

also from this batch. the birth of scientists Robot form

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

my art is truth

"Dr. Botstein recently described Mr. Epstein as 'a truly evil man,' but in 2013 he had signed a note to him: 'Miss you.'" www.nytimes.com/2026/04/02/s...

She is $5k from goal! So close!

the Pitt………

In case you thought that everything that could possibly happen today has happened, nope, there's one more thing: Eugene Mirman crashed his car into a toll plaza in New Hampshire and was pulled out of the wreck by the state's governor, Kelly Ayotte.

still legit