You can just tell that these "ICE was trying to do their job and she should've just complied" assholes think that because they have that opinion, that they're somehow impervious to ever being a victim of any violence they happen to politically agree with. ICE can just shoot you too, bubba.

Masked and unmasked ICE agents working together is a hoot. I want to ask the masked guys if they think the other guys are brave and strong for not wearing masks. I then want to ask the unmasked guys what it's like to have to work with guys who're even more cowardly pieces of shit than themselves.

if trump thought he had a winning hand here he would be the first person in front of the press. they know it’s bad so they send their little pig man out to gobble up the slop

Oh MAGA...if you think the libs have a low opinion of you, you should really pay attention to what the Trump regime thinks of you.

Anyone with eyes and a brain can see that ICE agent wasn't in fear of his life, but shooting because it looked to him that she was fleeing. AGAIN, with cops it's always about forcing compliance first, and public safety a distant second. Dude even almost shot the other agent next to the car.

I really thought that when something like this happened, the regime would hang the shooter out to dry. Stupidly, and of course, they are going to double-down instead. Fascism doesn't attract stupid people so much as fascism is the only solution stupid people can come up with.

Maybe don't doom scroll today, of all days. These people are ruining lives, but don't let every single dumb whim and word produced by these assholes wreck your day, or even a moment of it. A big part of their 'effectiveness' is letting their garbage consume your mind and time, don't give it to them.

I grew up mostly without TV, but even so, I knew the value of Public Broadcasting. On this dreary, stupid day when the Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, I shout out some of its heroes — people who made us a little more conscious.

World sucks, painted a bee about it #watercolor #sketchbook #bskyartwalk

I can't wait to speak ill of the dead.

Well at least he really, REALLY, sounds awful. Like they injected him with whatever was needed to get him through the Venezuela news announcement, and sending him out there with that trembling, raspy, old-man-with-pneumonia voice was the best they could do.

Steve Rude is one of comics greatest artist- mentored me a bit through mail when I was a kid- check out his store, buy a little something, get a commission #comics

2026 aready? I'm still writing 2024 on my checks and balances.

"The scroll says a drop of your blood is required to seal the pact." Character responds by immediately pulling out a giant knife to make the biggest, most unnecessary, painful gash right across the entire palm of their hand. Every time.

I've had exchanges w/ MAGAs who think NOBODY is being denied due process by ICE because "ICE usually knows who they're going after and has the person's name on a list." They think due process is the initial investigation that produced the list. They don't even know the definition of due process.

Hard to enjoy vlogs of people doing things like camping or hiking alone and see footage of them emerging from their tent, or hiking across a field, without thinking about how they had to run out and set up camera first, then go back where they started and do it again for the camera all "ooh ahh."

Ah, gliders...the fuckin' brakeless, fixed-gear bikes of the sky.

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Every so often I have to google Bill Cosby because I can never remember if he died already

Americans who weren't alive in the 1980s looking at Outback Steakhouse and wondering who the fuck asked for an Australian theme restaurant, especially one that just serves American food.

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2002- With internet and social media, people (including me) can publicly share their stupid takes and dumb thoughts with you en masse, constantly, and instantaneously! Now- With AI imaging, you can see their shitty opinions as pictures too!

In first grade, I convinced my mom to buy Silly String for my birthday party. She bought one can and when the time came to use it, she said she'd do it because I would make a mess. She lead all us kids outside and we watched her empty the can in one straight shot on the lawn while she said "weee."

Trying to shame someone on the right by shouting "hypocrite" at them will NEVER work and makes you look weak. It's not an insult to them but a trait they fully understand and a super weapon they embrace that's essential to reaching their ends. A line they easily cross knowing you likely won't.

A big part of Trump's legacy will be how he really lost it in the end and constantly embarrassed himself and our nation, while his inner circle allowed it to happen. There is no escaping that for him or them.

My first cousin (once removed) is coming to our house all the way from France for Christmas Eve dinner. She's coming with her uncle and my mom, she's 20-years-old, and this will be the first time she's met ANY of us in person before. Hallmark Holiday movie potential tonight.

Santa never left presents neatly under the tree Christmas morning. Instead, presents were scattered everywhere under and near the tree. Haphazard and chaotic, as if a present bomb exploded sending presents every which way. Even small gifts lodged between books on the bookshelf like hurricane damage.

When you get a holiday or greeting card from a couple and the wife has clearly signed the card for her husband as well, the general vibe is low key that guy sort of sucks, right?

One year, a week before Christmas, I snooped and found a giftwrapped R/C Formula 1 car that I'd asked for, and when my mom wasn't home, I'd unwrap it, take the car out, put batteries in and play with it, then put it all back and re-wrap it. I did this at least twice with that car before Christmas.

Unless it's their job, seeing a deep dive review posted first thing in the morning for an episode of a show that just dropped at 12:01 AM always tends to lower my regard for the reviewer's opinion. That's a dumb hang-up I'll own.

Man, so many period shows/movies made in the 70s and 80s did not give a single fuck what the hairstyles even remotely looked like before then. Movie set in WW2? Moustaches and muttonchops! Ralphie's mom in A Christmas Story? 1980s perm!

Imagine being a parent exited to see the joy on their kids' faces as they open up their presents Xmas morning, only to find the little shits already opened all of them before parents even got out of bed. Is this tradition, or tv/movie bullshit like trick or treating at 3 o'clock in the afternoon?

One thing I've noticed is that every tweaker I've ever run into in my life has been very polite, aggressively friendly even.

I never liked the whole "we're living in a simulation" edgy catchall phrase. But shit, SOMETHING in the universe is fucking with us because though the current administration is not populated with clever or bright people, it's STATISTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE so many of them are this dumb.

I uploaded the pulled 60 Minutes Segment on The CECOT Prison in El Salvador to another location for easy viewing. Should be able to watch here: youtu.be/CM-eld_cHF0?...

Another glimpse into the world of Project Riese. Lines by Jeff McComsey, color by me.

No one is offended when you wish someone "Merry Christmas." It's when you immediately follow it up with an unsolicited and boastful "I don't say 'Happy Holidays,'" that you sort of reveal yourself to be vice-signaling shitheel.

Have a Merry "Well tonight thank God it's them instead of yooooouuuuu!" and a Happy New Year!

Space people from my mixed media paper sketchbook in watercolor, ink, white gouache.

Every episode of Pluribus my girlfriend is always "so crazy you grew up there." Every outdoor shot, "you know where that is?" Every location shot, "you shop at that Spouts?" Dumpster scene, "you ever been in that dumpster?"

Ok, look, at the end of the day, boots on the ground are skyrocketing.

Look, I love the comics and stories that I'm working on, but it'd be nice to be offered some new licensed writing work in 2026, dear editor pals.

Christmas is a week from today, y'all.

So many different emojis & colored hearts and I don't know what they all mean, and I'm paranoid of commenting on a pic of someone's delicious meal with a heart that's the wrong color and getting a deluge of "dude what the fucks the matter with you" and <BLOCKED> that I just don't comment at all.

"Ergo" is a great word because you can use it like "I'm home alone and expecting a package to be delivered to me today, ergo I won't be able to use the bathroom all day."

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Because most are so divorced from reality (and decency in a lot of cases), that I honestly think MAGA is going to be genuinely shocked at the amount of celebrating they'll see when the Big Beautiful Stroke (or whatever) finally happens.

Eating corn on the cob- Ferris wheel or typewriter?

"Is anyone actually surprised at this?" No, no one is surprised, and you KNOW no one is surprised, so stop asking that all the time (in all matters).

In 2024 we got to see "set foot" officially become "step foot," and now we are right on the cusp of witnessing "come in droves" becoming "come in drones." It's happening, people.