This happens to me too sometimes. It’s nothing to laugh about

when im posting to all of you this is how i imagine our dynamic

I stand by this one. Let Mitch Be Mitch, whatever that might mean biologically or metaphysically

“In my opinion, most of the country probably isn’t cracking open an IPA for their babies.” Ahh, France.

When you no-sell the surprise party

top post of all time on KombuchaLover Forums is about how if your cat eats a scoby and starts acting crazy you can give it a cigarette to eat to get back to normal

great recs. all the classics

who could disagree

Becoming a billionaire from inventing nautical yoga. Leeward facing dog. Lubber’s pose. Things of that nature.

should do the trick if mr mcconnell is living paycheck to paycheck

A parting gift for a very special vice president

I did think the president being exposed as a huge pedophile would have more of a political impact. That's on me

The phrase “felony camping” just really shouldn’t exist www.npr.org/2026/07/21/n...

I like to pretend these videos are what the newscaster at the end of DISCLOSURE DAY says right after she tells us to listen

My father worked for an amusement park in the 70s, directing people toward parking lots so they filled evenly. He started sorting VW Beetles (v popular at the time) by color out of boredom. End of the day, people couldn't find their Beetle in the sea of same-colored Beetles. A giant mess.

i like to come up with opinions that no one has ever believed or even heard of before and put "gentle reminder:" in front of them

I'm still rating this one as a "let's see what happens," but unless Jackson turns out to have the 14 words tattooed across his back this seems like a straight upgrade

insane how there isn’t a single industry where being good at your job does anything for you variety.com/2026/film/ne...

My handlers are putting a new ball in my enclosure later because I didn't growl at them during feeding time

Trump approval rating down among men on the news that he caused the Knicks to lose one (1) game actually tracks.

They shouldn't even sell cowboy hats to the general public. There should be a form of professional licensure. They're stealing holler

Out on the town having the time of my life with a my wife. She is just out of frame, laughing too.

A grand, grotesque piano has fallen on the head of western civilization, and all our teeth are the keys

We did it lads

I felt bad for the cyclops in the movie. Especially when he started crying. He just wanted to be left alone with his sheep. Some people can’t have shit in this world

Real shit

I don't really want to kick the hornet's nest here, but I am curious why this particular cover art style seems to dominate the genre. I'm not the target audience but it doesn't seem sexy to me? Or do people like that it's not sexy? It looks more like a health insurance ad.

Laura Loomer is going to paint herself gold and suffocate like the woman from Goldfinger. I know that's not scientifically accurate, please read this sentence too

come on man

fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

If you ask for pasta at Olive Garden they make you do drugs in the back with them to prove you’re not a cop. They take pictures of it too

Ordering chart delivery is actually cheaper than making chart at home if you’re stressed out and working class

Five minutes on the skyline today and I've already seen (1) someone seriously engaging with Walmart Guy Fieri, (2) an annoying Atlantic article about the DSA, and (3) more cartoon strip discourse

I literally cannot remember the last time a waiter fucked up my order. Meanwhile every day I receive work emails that would make God abandon creation

my kid asked if he’s punching the whale out of the water

In the end, it was the daylight that saved us.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

I don't think economics is all bullshit, but I have worked with a considerable number of economists who strongly believed a lot of economics was bullshit.

Bill Maher's head has finally swollen to such gigantic proportions that it detached from his neck and floated away like a hot air balloon. My thoughts are with his loved ones if he had any.

What is people telling you that you're making them uncomfortable triggering exactly. Do you have trauma from people asking you to stop surveilling them in the past

Blew through that Ted Lasso money on divorce lawyers, huh

LLM assuming the prompt misspelled BLT

Listen up Abdul. How do I print PFD?

And now we wait for the first report of groin strain

Sorry, what time was this? Show me on the release schedule when the “insanely great only” era started please?

Truly, some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.

Driving to In-N-Out in the Tumbler from the Chris Nolan Batman movies because everyone hates me for some reason. Briefcase full of money in the passenger seat in case I see someone who looks like they have good organs to trade.

Imagine running into matt damon in ancient times lmao