Tim Price
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former Staten Islander
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Chris Person
21 minutes ago
lol
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roland
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perfect
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started
about 1 hour ago
Iâm old enough to remember when NPR did their annual recitation of the Declaration of Independence in 2017 and a bunch of Trump voters called it anti-Trump propaganda because we live in hell
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I canât shake the feeling that all of this is happening because the White House lacks a world-class Ballroom
about 3 hours ago
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Crab Man
about 3 hours ago
CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...
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Something wrong, sailor? Youâve hardly touched your filet of gray.
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about 4 hours ago
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Attie wyd. Help us Attie
about 4 hours ago
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welcome to the glennaissance
about 4 hours ago
i agree with this but it's also like cruel but obviously untrue: funny cruel but i'm unsure: hurtful cruel and obviously true and i already know: funny again
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hot dog
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about 4 hours ago
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One must imagine Memetic Sisyphus dumb as hell
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about 5 hours ago
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(°â°)
about 5 hours ago
I long for the Forbidden feed
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Looking for someone to housesit my mind palace while Iâm away. Just stop by twice a day or so to make sure all my memories are behaving and the cellar door stays locked.
about 5 hours ago
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Emily St. James
about 5 hours ago
Iâm sorry, but in Little Fockers (2010), the Focker twins turn 5, making them 21 in 2026, and while Ariana Grande could believably play someone in her late 20s, I find that to be a PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP, unless this film is somehow set in THE FUTURE?? Universal has a lot to answer for.
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lauren
about 6 hours ago
bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too
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rob
about 6 hours ago
think of how good ernest hemingway's books could have been if he'd listened to a playlist called '1am lofi study session' while writing them
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Natalie Dressed
28 days ago
feeling ambivalent about my future as a meat based adapter that types in 2FA codes for an amoral agentic cloud of some sort
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Azure Emerald Empire
about 11 hours ago
It wasnât a particularly big episode but one moment from ca. 2019-era Twitter that I like to turn over in my mind was the lady who said âIf your fantasy setting doesnât have sports franchises, famous musicians, a whole sphere of popular commercial entertainment then youâre doing it wrongâ
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Salve regino
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about 11 hours ago
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Itâs very disorienting to see the NY Post house style deployed outside its natural environment. You canât do âheadless body found in topless barâ stuff in a California accent.
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about 11 hours ago
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Youâre exceeding your rate limit, playboy
about 11 hours ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 11 hours ago
These people are so full of shit because none of them actually want to live outside of the epicenter of western diversity and population density if they have the option, this guy would kill himself before living among the noble jug hooters
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I would not be found at Coachella at any age but it might be time to get out of this manâs business unless you have a Former Canadian Politicians on the Town beat
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about 11 hours ago
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DOGE six-month performance reviews
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about 12 hours ago
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Victor Balestrin
1 day ago
Sometimes, the timeline has a great sense of timing
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You know what never goes down is my good old dry-erase board of witticisms. *my cat rubs himself against the board and smears all the words away* Never mind.
about 12 hours ago
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Dill Clinton
about 22 hours ago
Reading the credits for the Sopranos
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I met someone who dropped an âOh, Jarnathanâ at a birthday party a couple of weeks ago and everyone shared a satisfied chuckle of remembrance
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about 22 hours ago
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Some weeks at the shelter are tougher than others. This week we got these two new kittens (Benedict and Colin) who need to be acclimated to touch, so I had to hold one for a while. Donât call me a hero.
about 24 hours ago
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Truly, whomst among us
1 day ago
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Nice actors. Rational?
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Mike Ginn
1 day ago
When I was in Sweden last summer a man asked me how Americans decide what is and isnât good use of our taxes. What is our cultural mechanism? I answered truthfully (laugh that transitioned to a weird sad sound)
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Noticed some new signs up at the local grocery stores encouraging people to use the Coinstar machines
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1 day ago
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Brendel
1 day ago
Damn. He was so lucky to have her.
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the best twelve (pending review) (Fortuitous Buster)
1 day ago
side effects of setting the edge
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[Nazi command center] Birth rates guy: [chanting] charts, charts- Other Nazis: charts, CHARTS Katie: [pounding her keyboard] CHARTS, CHARTS, CHARTS!
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1 day ago
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Cosimo Kramedici
1 day ago
I think about this tweet every time these guys talk about mogging
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Coffee Porter Jr.
1 day ago
PF Chang's waiter: [Recites specials] JD Vance: I think this is where waitstaff has to be a little careful when talking about matters of food, you know, we deal with menus all the time and whether itâs crab rangoon or other things of that nature, we have a right not to be told these distractions
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Ruth Graham
1 day ago
a powerful reminder of the grotesqueness of man's sinful nature, thank u sonic
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Apple Bottom Jings
1 day ago
Me: Bro Im titillated ! Friend: That's awesome đ Also friend: (betraying me just hours afterward while hanging with another friend): Bro was titillated â ď¸
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(°â°)
1 day ago
One time my kid left a little handmade booklet under her bed and it was called "bad thoughts" (spelled incorrectly) and the only thing written inside was the word "FUC"
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If you watch one of those streamers and pause the video at the right time, you can make them hold their breath until they pass out
1 day ago
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Operation Hog Wild
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1 day ago
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Dan OâSullivan
1 day ago
April 15th: Lincoln died today, the Titanic sank today, it's Tax Day. Hm I have an idea of something which could happen today which would really turn this date in history around...
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My droid manufacturing firm that previously specialized in the beep-boop trash can models is pivoting to humanoid droids that can tell you to unalive yourself in a billion different languages
1 day ago
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If you knew there was a talking animal piloting your plane would you be most comfortable with a bird because theyâre natural fliers or would you wonder why they needed mechanical assistance? Yes this is the first question that came to mind.
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
1 day ago
No one is more against the wall than a non-Catholic bringing up just war, it's like a political candidate bringing up "Dewey Defeats Truman"
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Torn between agreeing that people should be normal at Starbucks and feeling like asking anyone there for a recommendation is like asking what looks good at McDonaldâs.
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If I had just held out a little longer
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Letâs hear him out. His uncle taught the Unabomber.
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Ian Boudreau
1 day ago
In the waiting room with an older gentleman who is wearing a T-shirt that says I TREAT THAT CAKE RIGHT. As well you should sir
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