“It's great having a Sec War who has Infidel literally tattooed on his body.” Is it though. Has that improved my life

Hey man maybe you should go to work. I know it’s the freakin’ weekend but still

Those school girls were soldiers and therefore deserved to be obliterated by a US/Israeli bomb, but also they're not dead but also it'd be good if they were dead

Operation Egg Drop

Max Boot is like “idk, the justification for this war looks pretty flimsy.” This is the most unsold war in the history of wars. That is like Cat Fancy calling a cat less than mid.

Maybe I’ll reread the entire archive of Get Your War On

March comes in like a lion and goes out like Stan Chera

I believe that other people saw something in them that I don’t but my impression of TYT was always that it was a whole pond full of milkshake ducks.

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

The little birthday boy got upset

Whether it’s giving children measles, cutting off their aid, ruining their environment, torturing them in detention camps, trafficking them to their friends, or just directly murdering them with bombs, the great project of the United States government and its leaders is to eliminate the future.

A doddering old man on his golf course announced something called “Operation Epic Fury” and immediately blew up a bunch of school children

Weak men announce creation of the hard times that create strong men

Man…

Is everyone enjoying the Pax Maga?

if you dont have nukes and give us everything we want in negotiation, we might still kill you as late night television entertainment for the demented emperor

Tehran is a city of nine million people, with 17 million in the larger metropolitan area. Saturday is the first day of the week for Iranians. Millions of people are at work, and children are in school.

If I were supporting people I would start by not indiscriminately blowing them up

Man…

happy 51st birthday GamemasterAnthony

This is the script that included Will Smith’s cop character shouting “Fairy lives don’t matter today!” as he killed one with a broom.

Not untrue

There was a rabbit digging a hole outside the window at dinner last night and at one point he took a break to do this, which feels like something people shouldn’t be allowed to see

Happy Pokémon Day to all who celebrate

Wise words

Stolen Pallor

I’m still haunted by the person who told me the *only* reason they follow me is that I seem British but I’m not. What does that mean…

You know a lot of people are telling me, Mr. President the ribbon around your neck is the most beautiful I’ve ever seen but we never see you without it. They’re saying we need to know, we deserve to know what you look like without it. It’s true. But I’m not gonna take it off. Maybe I’ll take it off

I declare mistrial

What ever happened to Grok integration? Is anyone there actually doing any work

This happened to a buddy of mine

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

Television’s most delirious prestige(???) drama. We are so back

For all that Matt complains about getting bullied, he relies on his opponents being too kind to state the obvious when he brings up pathetic wimps

I hope no one here ever develops Theories about me, but if they do I hope they’re funny

John Landis’s second worst mistake

Naps are one of the worst deals we have going. A shower that makes you dirtier.

It’s weird how even now a lot of (white, male) scifi authors end up embracing esoteric fascism. Does thinking about space too much just fuck you up

This is how I found out Clint Eastwood is now romanceable

The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born, which is why now is the time of savings! Savvy consumers are saving with the "old world is dying" sale, happening now!

I’ll have to see what this particular storyline entails before I pass judgment, but as a creator I would rather drop a story completely than bend to pressure to portray the secret police in a sympathetic light.

Neglecting to tell people how to vote could explain his loss

My outsider’s understanding of British electoral trends is Reform said “we are like conservatives but more racist” and Tory voters said “Ooh, I quite like the sound of that” so Labour said “But consider that we are also racist” and Labour voters said “wot”

Arya Stark if she were on Bluesky: IL-09. ME-Sen. TX-Sen. Gavin Newsom.

once you know what you like you gotta buy a bunch because if they stop making em you're SOL

Hell I could go for a new party system

Dale Cooper throwing rocks at a bottle while yammering about Tibet is legitimately a more effective form of criminal investigation than whatever the fuck Kash Patel is doing

Intern: Patient's 35 years old, checked in because he saw a dog that was "too big" Dr. Robby: Come on we talked about this. You can't come in for that Dr. Al-Ashimi: Actualllly, one in three dogs is too big *she looks at the camera* And it's perfectly normal to be afraid of them.