The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making the left nervous.

Oh I don’t doubt it man

In all seriousness he should never be able to make another public appearance without someone shouting pedophile at him. Do it at the State of the Union if you really want some fireworks. He’s not a well man and something’s gotta give eventually.

Roman Reply Guy named Gaius Responsus

There he is

lmao

Why do they think he was talking about Trump?

Just blew this case wide open boys

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Tonight on Fox: Will Cain asks, why does she make me do it

Hegseth: The soft skills taught by shows such as Bluey suck and are not at all brutal or predatory. That ends now. The modern warfighter needs to respond to stimulus with machinelike thoughtlessness and Cocomelon will be his training ground.

I am such a sucker for orange mayo. Like bright, circus peanut orange. If you have made the mayo orange for some reason I am totally on board with whatever is going on.

Is he even going to drink on the show. I mean who cares but they can’t have Tony Dokoupil getting smashed on the air every Friday

all the gravitas of the set from win ben stein’s money

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

I’d never heard of the show this came from before, but the casting director was stunting on everyone youtu.be/eZC2yz6RoHE

Awfully small finger it must be said

He shouldn’t have to live with it anymore

Freaking epic Bari

Subjects impossible to make funny...hmm...how about "Ricky Gervais post-Office work"

Joe Rogan has broken with Trump for the 15th time but then he saw a cool truck

I want to make the Gorn real so they can lay their eggs inside him

I thought this would be a funny little anecdote but it seems to be legitimately bumming people out… wait til you hear some of my other dad stories

It's impossible to comply with these goons, they tell her to go, she starts to go....and then the guy runs up and smashes the window and they all surround her and drag her out. Criminals doing carjackings are more organized than this

One summer I randomly got really into a collection of Bloom County strips and started drawing my own and then I showed them to my dad and he was like “what the fuck is this” and I never read Bloom County again.

very 20th century of me to assume that threatening the chair of the federal reserve with frivolous legal action would have some effect on the markets

things im learning from this tweet: - everyone on this site was a really annoying kid - really annoying kids today love newspaper comics too - there was apparently a generation that preceded millennials, but they've all died out and little is known about them

Guards cleaving you in twain with a broadsword are trying to provoke you. Don't fall for it

Deadbert

Imagining a bunch of feds setting up their own version of Flatliners where they hit each other with the Havana Ray and see how bad they spin out

It’s crazy that K.K. Slider recorded exactly one of each type of song. What a career.

Trying to do the math on the person with a West Wing (?) avatar and the handle beyond reasonable doubt stumping for the ICE murderer

Feel bad for my Steelers fan mutuals but at least they’re at peace now

Other people go have a drink after a loss like this but Aaron Rodgers is going to go out there and get measles

Lot of people gloating about Aaron Rodgers getting his ass kicked right now. Considering that he's like 36 hours away from a "diarrhea retreat" in which he lives in a deep hole he dug with his own hands and drinks only beef tallow for a whole week—the same regimen Jack Dorsey uses—I'd say he's fine.

Our troops fought and died for your right to tell ICE they look like if family court defendants had a Make-a-Wish program; don’t let their sacrifice be in vain.

Eric Adams stealing people’s money doesn’t bother me as long as it’s an opt-in situation.

I think the world would be a better place if Greg Bovino killed himself

ICE support is coming straight from the hose

Surprise!

Dropping this message in a focus group and watching them all go feral and stand on their chairs

I miss when the different scenes in the credits foreshadowed the cases from that season though

“You have a child’s understanding of natural rights!”

You know JD’s lying any time he says he spoke to a regular person

That's a cute pig though

People are just interested in her because she’s flannel-coded and makes weird faces, it’s not that serious

Nothing has ever checked out more than this.

Is it really 47 days of training because he’s the 47th president? Our cities are being overrun by the meme gestapo

53% yes is one thing, but only 30% no, in the middle of a full court press to make that the party line, is brutal.