Tim Price
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former Staten Islander
Just thought you should know my in-lawsā cat sits like this
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Sam
about 7 hours ago
Ape Lord scratches his head and beckons you forward. > [Ape Customs] Make your obeisance to Ape Lord, appropriate to his rank > [Fruit (2)] Offer Ape Lord a Fruit > Taunt Ape Lord
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Women will be like this is my boyfriend and co-parent Tangy Detestable
about 3 hours ago
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We should improve society somewhat
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about 3 hours ago
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Ed Zitron
about 3 hours ago
Tanguy Destable, THE Ohio State University
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Patrick Cosmos
about 3 hours ago
Hail and well met, traveler
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Such a boss move to hold this event at the building he stole
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about 4 hours ago
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Victor Turner Overdrive
about 5 hours ago
Copilot is so smart. Get an email with a shipping label attached, and it helpfully offers the little blue text āprint labelā which when clicked, as you might assume, composes an email reply with the text āprint labelā, something Iām always saying to my coworkers
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(°ā°)
about 5 hours ago
You have appeared in 5 searches - the noose grows ever tighter. Sign up for LinkedIn Premium.
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ApocalypticaNow
about 10 hours ago
Me: [idly looking up info on popes] Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it. Me: wut? Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]
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Brendel
about 6 hours ago
The vile Zohran Mamdani destroying the city with his pro crime policies as a helpless police commissioner can do nothing to stop him because his mother was nominated for two BAFTAS
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Going up to everyone I see today and telling them the strait is officially open. Many greeting the news with tears in their eyes
about 6 hours ago
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Mike Schuster
about 7 hours ago
"IS HE GONNA BE OK??" I yell through tears
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Local Nepo Baby Overpays Taxes
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about 8 hours ago
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Well you have to remember all the good will he built up by pretending to fire Omarosa in his fake boardroom
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about 8 hours ago
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(hideous voice) Those are crocodile tears. I collect those. Consuming three drops daily aids digestion and helps regrow lost limbs
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about 8 hours ago
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 8 hours ago
On balance there are probably overall more evil members of this administration but he's easily the number one guy I'm sick of looking at, awful
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journeyman folklorist
about 9 hours ago
Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feudingš³
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JLP
about 11 hours ago
Enjoyers are like āoh now this I likeā
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Okay Iām going to watch The Pitt finale. Doing all the moves with my favorite guy Dr. Robert Pitt
about 19 hours ago
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As a first interaction with a real follower this would be a little intense, but coming from what as far as I can tell is a bot account it just creeped me out
about 19 hours ago
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Uh-oh heās in High Broadway camp mode
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about 20 hours ago
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Amy Ash
about 23 hours ago
young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name
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Even now he finds ways to deploy scare quotes that a fully sapient being could not imagine
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about 22 hours ago
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My wife: āI donāt know why my parentsā TV does this.ā Me: āMotion smoothing. (Confidently) I can fix this.ā And I did. This Is What It Means to be a Provider in 2026
about 22 hours ago
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Chris Person
about 23 hours ago
lol
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roland
about 23 hours ago
perfect
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started
about 24 hours ago
Iām old enough to remember when NPR did their annual recitation of the Declaration of Independence in 2017 and a bunch of Trump voters called it anti-Trump propaganda because we live in hell
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I canāt shake the feeling that all of this is happening because the White House lacks a world-class Ballroom
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Crab Man
1 day ago
CYPHER: I know this steak doesn't exist... Ignorance is bliss... NEO (BEEN TAKING SPANISH ON DUOLINGO FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS): carne asada...
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Something wrong, sailor? Youāve hardly touched your filet of gray.
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1 day ago
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Attie wyd. Help us Attie
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welcome to the glennaissance
1 day ago
i agree with this but it's also like cruel but obviously untrue: funny cruel but i'm unsure: hurtful cruel and obviously true and i already know: funny again
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hot dog
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One must imagine Memetic Sisyphus dumb as hell
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1 day ago
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(°ā°)
1 day ago
I long for the Forbidden feed
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Looking for someone to housesit my mind palace while Iām away. Just stop by twice a day or so to make sure all my memories are behaving and the cellar door stays locked.
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Emily St. James
1 day ago
Iām sorry, but in Little Fockers (2010), the Focker twins turn 5, making them 21 in 2026, and while Ariana Grande could believably play someone in her late 20s, I find that to be a PROBLEMATIC AGE GAP, unless this film is somehow set in THE FUTURE?? Universal has a lot to answer for.
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lauren
1 day ago
bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too
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rob
1 day ago
think of how good ernest hemingway's books could have been if he'd listened to a playlist called '1am lofi study session' while writing them
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Max DeFrost
29 days ago
feeling ambivalent about my future as a meat based adapter that types in 2FA codes for an amoral agentic cloud of some sort
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Azure Emerald Empire
1 day ago
It wasnāt a particularly big episode but one moment from ca. 2019-era Twitter that I like to turn over in my mind was the lady who said āIf your fantasy setting doesnāt have sports franchises, famous musicians, a whole sphere of popular commercial entertainment then youāre doing it wrongā
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Salve regino
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1 day ago
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Itās very disorienting to see the NY Post house style deployed outside its natural environment. You canāt do āheadless body found in topless barā stuff in a California accent.
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Youāre exceeding your rate limit, playboy
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
1 day ago
These people are so full of shit because none of them actually want to live outside of the epicenter of western diversity and population density if they have the option, this guy would kill himself before living among the noble jug hooters
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I would not be found at Coachella at any age but it might be time to get out of this manās business unless you have a Former Canadian Politicians on the Town beat
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DOGE six-month performance reviews
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Victor Balestrin
2 days ago
Sometimes, the timeline has a great sense of timing
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You know what never goes down is my good old dry-erase board of witticisms. *my cat rubs himself against the board and smears all the words away* Never mind.
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