I know this is just something they say reflexively but it’s really funny that they either don’t know or pretend not to know how counting things works

They juiced him

We’re losing too many of our boys to #sextortion

another doja tweet has hit endor

Why doesn’t Wemby, the tallest basketball player, simply keep the ball away from everyone else

Lady on the train called out “good night everybody!” to the whole car as she was getting off, but I don’t think she was with anyone.

Feel like this Burger King ad, where some CEO tells us how he fired the king and shows him dejectedly walking out the door is a lot like the Bari Weiss-Scott Pelley situation. Believing that you can fix an institution that isn’t broken by getting rid of the only people who gave it credibility.

Hilarious thing to highlight

Excited to debut our new campaign slogan More of This Sort of Thing

November 2024-June 2025 feels like almost as much of a different universe as pre-covid now

I thought NIMBYism was mainly about opposing things like new housing or public utilities, but lately I’ve been seeing it applied to opposing AI data centers and it’s like yeah I guess. I don’t want everything back there

You have not smoked enough crack to dunk on Hunter Biden

1984 🤝 Children of Men Maybe the UK is just Like That

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

Y'all I was today years old when I realized 60 Minutes is edited down to an hour-long program and isn't just filmed in real time

defeatist nonsense. a better future begins with the smallest actions at the bathroom level

My political blorbo is making a strong showing in a tough environment. Your political blorbo’s lead is within the margin of error.

I’m Bethany Mandel. I’m Clay Travis. I’m Todd Starnes. I’m Savannah Chrisley. I’m Jacob Wohl. I’m Dog The Bounty Hunter. I’m John Rocker. and I’m The Undertaker. Those stories, and Joe Rogan, tonight on 60 Minutes.

Weren’t we already supposed to be paying off the deficit with tariffs and DOGE and Venezuelan oil and all the other bullshit. How much more deficit could be left? We’re not even doing the Pedo Fund anymore

“Contemplating that scenario is not a good use of your time” is a great conversation ender. Going to keep that one in my back pocket.

"You can't be on your phone all summer! You can't explore the sewers either!" THEN WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO

I was always team Taylor Hicks. It took a long time to be vindicated, but I think we finally hit that point.

Feels like there haven’t been any great open letters in a while. Have people lost faith in the power of signing their name

Yeah it’s got tentacles and stuff. There was a movie about this

But of course. Travis is merely officiating

60 Minutes is going to be like TMZ but they're going to be shouting at Mamdani on the street for an hour

Working on a proposal for Court expansion in which, for every voting age adult in the U.S., there is exactly one (1) Supreme Court justice. The justices cast their votes at local precincts, subject to time, place, and manner regulations passed by Congress.

yes, that's right. clear evidence of intentional discrimination against black voters is verboten because the worst thing you could possibly do is accuse a white conservative of racism. and besides, the real problem is pervasive anti-white discrimination. bsky.app/profile/hard...

Susan Collins’ alleged extramarital affair shows that the era of smoothgroin politicians is coming to an end

The ultimate crime in their eyes is to refuse to pretend they're anything but what they are. The whole game depends on everyone being like "Weiss is taking an unconventional approach to the newsroom" instead of "Weiss is a hack brought by fascist billionaires in to destroy this division"

We really need to start impeaching judges

Convergent evolution

Why can't rising tensions be about something nice for a change

“It’s working for me” still such an epic response

I’m not hating on him but “I really feel like a young man now” is a funny thing to say when you just turned 30. What were you for the last 10 years, an old boy

Let me know if there’s a free stream

Bigotry is so brain melting that some Tennessee rescue won't let a friend of friend adopt a dog because she lives within 20 miles of Dearborn.

That’s right

In data science we call this problem "overfitting." The author, David frum's son, has memorized a bunch of facts about Normal Men without understanding the deeper relationships between those facts. Thus he has weak predictive power when trying to say other normal things.

They’re literally called manholes, folks. What do you expect to see coming out of them? Giant columns of noxious steam? Because that can also be arranged

WHO CARES

This guy is going to be responsible for an event they’re calling 18/22

this is my kind of company motto right here

Dollar tickets with no devices is a fair trade. For regular ticket prices you should be able to skip a song

“I’m Jeff Epstein but it’s not what you think—I don’t know any famous people.”

That's so funny! I hope they're all throwing up for days afterward.