Ben Rosen
@benrosen.bsky.social
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hentaivirus? brother i dont see what the problem is
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i’m at the met gala and everyone is just giving their star wars hot takes. anna wintour thinks bossk and dengar are cousins?
7 days ago
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*shaking head* star wars day has gotten so commercialized
7 days ago
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r/seltzer [M, 26] does anyone else get fizzy throat TOP COMMENT wtf are you talking about, take that shit to r/sparklingwater
17 days ago
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bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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the thing with beverly hills ninja is you can make a fish out of water movie about a ninja in beverly hills or you can make a fish out of water movie about chris farley as a ninja but that movie is somehow both and neither of those things priest: ok and does anyone have objections about the wedding
25 days ago
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i'm sorry but with everything going on in the world why is the new york times writing op-eds about mr bean
26 days ago
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reposted by
Ben Rosen
hey is anyone hiring
about 1 month ago
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wife: did you forget to get eggs? me: uhh no i looked but they were out wife: *immediately taps head for ABS review*
28 days ago
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hey is anyone hiring
about 1 month ago
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me: if there was a potato march madness i think tater tots would be like a 13 seed that made it to the elite eight doctor: sir i asked if you wanted to cut the umbilical cord.. but damn now you got me thinking about this tournament
about 2 months ago
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oscar night always makes me so proud to live in this wonderful place full of artists and dreamers (roku city)
about 2 months ago
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just made enough money to retire on my "anna wintour publicly says the word frankenstein" bet
about 2 months ago
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if you don’t think tonight is when hollywood’s biggest stars come out to shine, eat shit and go fuck yourself
about 2 months ago
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*removing earring* shall i put on the cantina band, calista flockhart
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2 months ago
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shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor chotiner: sure. go on
2 months ago
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🚨i’ve seen enough out of texas the stars at night are big AND bright
2 months ago
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5 year olds today: i have every piece of media i could ever want to consume, on demand at all times, designed specifically for my likes and interests 5 year old me: i guess i have to listen to the crash test dummies
2 months ago
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me when i see the french alps
3 months ago
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elmo should not be collaborating with blippi. it’s like when they make paul mccartney perform with jelly roll at the grammys. this is beneath you elmo
3 months ago
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anyone: love is good :) we should all be friends :) republicans: why the fuck is this guy attacking me
3 months ago
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WINTER OLYMPIC ATHLETE: *does the most impressive and dangerous athletic maneuver I have ever seen in my life* COMMENTATOR: oooh she has to be disappointed with that run. if she commits self harm we would all understand
3 months ago
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my wife loves me because i’m handsome. yeah i handsome money to her to go shopping. folks
3 months ago
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*guy who has the wrong takeaway from the epstein files* he was doing email too much. thats too much screentime
3 months ago
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every epstein email exchange is like TENURED PROFESSOR: jeffrey,, another wonderful trip with your "friend's" . i hope to visit your wild wild island aggain soon. your life is a delicilous secret :) JEFFREY EPSTEIN: yes
3 months ago
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george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple! jerry: bone temple? george: bone temple! elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
4 months ago
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why is everyone randomly talking about 2016, that was 3 to 6 years ago
4 months ago
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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more training, more money, better people - these ideas won’t fix anything. the only way to put an end to this ongoing national embarrassment is to abolish the new york jets
4 months ago
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schumer: we don't need to abolish ice, we need to abolish PRICE...s.....that are........bad....and high
4 months ago
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directors from the 30s are so cool, they all made one stone cold undeniable triumph that will live forever and 47 other movies called “She’s Running Around”
4 months ago
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yeah i have peter pan syndrome (dustin hoffman wants me dead)
4 months ago
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forgetting all my old acquaintances unless I am convinced otherwise by song
4 months ago
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
5 months ago
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kevin mcallister: every single person in kevin mcallister’s immediate and extended family:
5 months ago
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was visited by three ghosts last night who said i’m making great choices and to basically keep doing what i’m doing
5 months ago
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I was born in 1601. I am a vampire. And for that reason I’m out.
5 months ago
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is there any better feeling than when the scissors just effortlessly glide along as you’re starting a c-section
5 months ago
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the songwriter who figured out holly rhymes with jolly: oh my god. oh my GOD
5 months ago
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does anyone know who they redacted here
5 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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scrooge: you there boy! what day is today? boy: why it's disclosure day! scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
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5 months ago
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askjeeves ceo: if you don't use askjeeves your family will die
5 months ago
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why wasn’t yukon cornelius in more movies? were there allegations
5 months ago
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*sarah connor narration* cyber monday
5 months ago
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118 minute movie: quick, easy, maybe i will watch a second movie after 135 minute movie: when will i EVER in my LIFE have the time
5 months ago
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6 months ago
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FROM:
[email protected]
TO:
[email protected]
SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason
6 months ago
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sir put on the glasses i just want to see something real quick
6 months ago
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you can see why fascism is so popular when the other option is The Loser Party That Loves Losing
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