Ben Rosen
@benrosen.bsky.social
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sorcerer remake about transferring my sleeping baby from the car to his crib
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watching frasier on earth 2
12 days ago
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"the point guard" looks nice and the whole team seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!
14 days ago
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they're setting up a stage midcourt so josh and benny safdie can reunite
14 days ago
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this is like the super bowl for basketball fans
14 days ago
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emily blunt and josh o'connor will return in datclosure day
15 days ago
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reposted by
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hey is anyone hiring
3 months ago
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just got this pretty cool gift out of the blue. sounds like there's stuff inside too, probably more gifts
19 days ago
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the waiter is coming to refill my water? ok cool time to say thank you like 8 times for some reason
21 days ago
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jerry: she took you to the backrooms? george: she took me to the backrooms! jerry: i've only been to the frontrooms george: it's a whole different room jerry! jerry: you ever take a guy to the backrooms, elaine? elaine: he'd need a one wish willow
27 days ago
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wait a minute….blart doesn’t rhyme with cop
29 days ago
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why is the new google keep logo sammy hagar
about 1 month ago
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at ellis island he changed his name from groguwitz
about 1 month ago
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little giants was directed by the editor of blue velvet and shot by janusz kaminski
about 1 month ago
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hentaivirus? brother i dont see what the problem is
about 2 months ago
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i’m at the met gala and everyone is just giving their star wars hot takes. anna wintour thinks bossk and dengar are cousins?
about 2 months ago
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*shaking head* star wars day has gotten so commercialized
about 2 months ago
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r/seltzer [M, 26] does anyone else get fizzy throat TOP COMMENT wtf are you talking about, take that shit to r/sparklingwater
2 months ago
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bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom
add a skeleton here at some point
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the thing with beverly hills ninja is you can make a fish out of water movie about a ninja in beverly hills or you can make a fish out of water movie about chris farley as a ninja but that movie is somehow both and neither of those things priest: ok and does anyone have objections about the wedding
2 months ago
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i'm sorry but with everything going on in the world why is the new york times writing op-eds about mr bean
2 months ago
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wife: did you forget to get eggs? me: uhh no i looked but they were out wife: *immediately taps head for ABS review*
3 months ago
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hey is anyone hiring
3 months ago
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me: if there was a potato march madness i think tater tots would be like a 13 seed that made it to the elite eight doctor: sir i asked if you wanted to cut the umbilical cord.. but damn now you got me thinking about this tournament
3 months ago
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oscar night always makes me so proud to live in this wonderful place full of artists and dreamers (roku city)
3 months ago
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just made enough money to retire on my "anna wintour publicly says the word frankenstein" bet
3 months ago
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if you don’t think tonight is when hollywood’s biggest stars come out to shine, eat shit and go fuck yourself
3 months ago
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*removing earring* shall i put on the cantina band, calista flockhart
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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shaggy: picture this we were both butt naked bangin on the bathroom floor chotiner: sure. go on
4 months ago
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🚨i’ve seen enough out of texas the stars at night are big AND bright
4 months ago
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5 year olds today: i have every piece of media i could ever want to consume, on demand at all times, designed specifically for my likes and interests 5 year old me: i guess i have to listen to the crash test dummies
4 months ago
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me when i see the french alps
4 months ago
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elmo should not be collaborating with blippi. it’s like when they make paul mccartney perform with jelly roll at the grammys. this is beneath you elmo
4 months ago
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anyone: love is good :) we should all be friends :) republicans: why the fuck is this guy attacking me
5 months ago
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WINTER OLYMPIC ATHLETE: *does the most impressive and dangerous athletic maneuver I have ever seen in my life* COMMENTATOR: oooh she has to be disappointed with that run. if she commits self harm we would all understand
5 months ago
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my wife loves me because i’m handsome. yeah i handsome money to her to go shopping. folks
5 months ago
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*guy who has the wrong takeaway from the epstein files* he was doing email too much. thats too much screentime
5 months ago
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every epstein email exchange is like TENURED PROFESSOR: jeffrey,, another wonderful trip with your "friend's" . i hope to visit your wild wild island aggain soon. your life is a delicilous secret :) JEFFREY EPSTEIN: yes
5 months ago
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george: jerry, i'm going to the bone temple! jerry: bone temple? george: bone temple! elaine: a guy took me to the bone temple once....he wasn't exactly samson kramer: *bursts into apartment, infected*
5 months ago
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why is everyone randomly talking about 2016, that was 3 to 6 years ago
5 months ago
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the problem with an untrained secret police squad that shoots people in their cars isn’t that they’re untrained
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more training, more money, better people - these ideas won’t fix anything. the only way to put an end to this ongoing national embarrassment is to abolish the new york jets
6 months ago
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schumer: we don't need to abolish ice, we need to abolish PRICE...s.....that are........bad....and high
6 months ago
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directors from the 30s are so cool, they all made one stone cold undeniable triumph that will live forever and 47 other movies called “She’s Running Around”
6 months ago
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yeah i have peter pan syndrome (dustin hoffman wants me dead)
6 months ago
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forgetting all my old acquaintances unless I am convinced otherwise by song
6 months ago
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jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation
6 months ago
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kevin mcallister: every single person in kevin mcallister’s immediate and extended family:
6 months ago
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was visited by three ghosts last night who said i’m making great choices and to basically keep doing what i’m doing
6 months ago
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