'Fund Schools Not War' #MayDayStrong

Jeff Teague didn’t die for this

gotta celebrate the wins, they rare af

Holding the line worked. Forced the GOP to eat some poop, sounds good.

You’ll be happy to hear I’ve decided to pack the Supreme Court

Every frame the cop is shooting at a mass of people. this is wild shit. Glad he had stormtrooper aim

Me watching NC State-NC State via someone else's Hulu's ESPN fwd of the CW

‘Disappointed’ ‘Surprised’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Dogs Who Were Given a Bath After Being Embraced and Told ‘It’s Time for Your Bath’

Just piss off, whydontcha

Shout-out to the Bond movies for making an evil tech founder a super-villain back in 1985, at least 25-30 years before the rest of us caught on.

Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

POV it’s dinner time and grandpa’s calling from the wrong P.F. Chang’s

Diego Pavia

QB 1 off the board. Kirkland boys stand up. @rkalland.bsky.social @tomfornelli.bsky.social @chippatterson.bsky.social

klay thompson jfk in 1963 🤝 coming to dallas & losing your mind

We did it Joe?

The Steelers just invited the lawn boy in for a refreshing glass of iced tea.

AI could never

lol www.edsbscharitybowl.com

No. 36: Kayden McDonald, DT, Ohio State

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

the bears are going to FUCK THIS UP

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

the conspiracy gland in my brain just triggered hard but i don't have time for that today

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bro where are the SLUTS EDSBSCharityBowl.com

What time does the NFL Draft start? The answer may surprise you:

strait of hormuz

I love that we never found this guy

Telling the Discord to mount up.

Might as well keep the Matts Army strong. 🌹🌹🌹

Such a shame he was not born in America

New rule: every time Murakami hits a bomb or takes a walk, a front office nerd in a quarter zip who told his boss not to bid on him because he sucks must be sacrificed.

Let’s go Lakers. If they face Miami in the second round, make sure to show Chuck Martin he made the wrong decision leaving Allendale.

Vaxxed?

Parenting tip 69, when you run over your son, make sure to take him to ER immediately.

I’m sorry you did what now?

As always, follow Mo and get great breakdowns during the game. Doc Rivers fired him so you know he’s actually great at this.

Stop 👏 caping 👏 for 👏 cheap 👏 billionaire 👏 baseball 👏 owners 👏 who 👏 gaslight 👏 you 👏 into 👏 believing 👏 your 👏 favorite 👏 team 👏 is 👏 poor. THE SAN DIEGO PADRES ARE ABOUT TO SELL FOR $3.9 BILLION. THEY WERE LAST SOLD FOR $800 MILLION IN 2012.

I am not 100% sure dug a hole in my yard, but there is a suspect. @darthbluesky.bsky.social

"You are never to old to put all your retirement in Doge Coin"

Does this mean that they are going to bomb Vatican City?

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

When LIV is over does is need to change its name to DIE?

And Mrs. Met would been the very first Bachelorette. Crazy how history would have changed.