New Cinephobe! 👑⚔️The Three Musketeers⚔️👑 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I gingerly touch their tips to defend the King of France from the nefarious Cardinal Richelieu. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🥡🇫🇷Rush Hour 3🇫🇷🥡 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are looking for any excuse to travel to Paris with their brothas from otha mothas. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 💣👨‍🚒Collateral Damage👨‍🚒💣 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social avenge the loss of their family by fighting terrorism with terror. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 🏒🦆The Mighty Ducks🦆🏒 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social quack their way to a Pee Wee championship thanks to a widdle drunk driving, gerrymandering and money laundering.

New Cinephobe! 👵🥧Paul Blart Mall Cop🥧👵 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I slather our pie with peanut butter as Zach's twisted obsession with Kevin James continues. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Getting ready for Thursday's #cinephobe episode @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social

Today at 1:00 pm PT / 4:00 pm ET LIVE Cinephobe Mailbag on YouTube @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social answer your burning questions as we rapidly approach episode 300.

New Cinephobe! 🚁🏹Rambo: First Blood Part II🏹🚁 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I spend more time talking about Rambo than Rambo has ever spoken in his entire existence. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Me when I hear @talkhoops.bsky.social next pick on Cinephobe. Thanks a lot @cornpuzzle.bsky.social for pushing him to do it. 😂

@darthamin.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social what is cinephobe?

Continuing my start-from-the-beginning trek through @cornpuzzle.bsky.social’s Cinephobe. #filmsky

New Cinephobe! 🏎️🎌The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift🎌🏎️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are headed to Japan to live with their deadbeat dad and get introduced to the underground Drift Racing scene by Lil Bow Wow.

New Cinephobe! 💣🚘Retribution🚘💣 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I can't get out of their seats, or a pressure triggered bomb will explode. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

Kawhi Leonard: "I've been an Unc for a long time. Since I was 16 years old. So, nothing new. I started on a team with a lot of veterans. It's nothing new to me."

New Cinephobe! 🚍🏔️Ice Road: Vengeance🏔️🚍 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are Kathmandu drifting down an icy 40% grade during a quest to scatter Gurty's ashes on Mount Everest. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Watch LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

🚨New Cinephobe Merch🚨 ISSA CANNA MAGIC Get yours today: bit.ly/CTDMERCH

"Mark Sanchez does a lot of games. He's kind of made it!" @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

THE ICE ROAD Rewatchington TODAY 10/6 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET It's not @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social disabilities, it's their freakin attitude. 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

New Cinephobe! 🌽🎙️Pootie Tang🎙️🌽 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social sit down with titan of journalism Bob Costas to discuss Cinephobe's impact on the culture. So wa-da-tah my damies, sine your pitty on the runny kine.

New Cinephobe! 🚁📚True Memoirs of an International Assassin📚🚁 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social publish their TRUE podcast in the NON-FICTION category and it changes their lives forever.

"I might like Kevin James...” @talkhoops.bsky.social

ED Rewatchington TODAY 9/22 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are going bananas for Mickey Mantle's Monkey. 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

New Cinephobe! 🐎👀WAR👀🐎 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are riding their motorcycles from the Triad district to the Yakuza district in order to recover some valuable thowwbwed statues.

"We're not going to make it to the end of this movie, man..." @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

New Cinephobe! 🖱️🖥️The Internship🖥️🖱️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are googling google for a job that will allow them to leave their days of selling watches, mattresses and rascal scooters behind them for good.

New Cinephobe! 🌐🖥️War of the Worlds🖥️🌐 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are teaming up without leaving their computers to stop alien robots from penetrating and draining the most precious resource on earth: DATA.

New Cinephobe! 🗡️🕵️‍♂️The Shadow🕵️‍♂️🗡️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are picking loose meats with their purple coke nails to feed their chow, before having a rival opium farmer executed... And that's just the cold open!

Now TUESDAY 8/26 at 3:30 pm PT / 6:30 pm ET

BATTLESHIP Rewatchington MONDAY 8/25 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social board Liam Neeson's boat to let these aliens know that Hasbro is GOATED my boi. 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

New Cinephobe! 🍆💀The Phantom💀🍆 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are ready to Slam Evil with The Ghost Who Walks, a jungle folk hero from Bengalla Island. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Look At This Photograph! 💻🌎War of the Worlds🌎💻 In a special early drop that messes up the timeline in an attempt to capture the zeitgeist, @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I are here to save the world without leaving their chairs.

New Cinephobe! 🦖🏝️Jurassic Park III🏝️🦖 No force on earth or heaven could get @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social and I on that island... except an uncashed check that is certain to bounce. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 bit.ly/4lZu5xu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

“Why would your dad?” Gets me every time. It doesn’t matter. I’m gonna laugh. The bigger issue is I have to hold back from yelling it in real life with my daughters when they ask me why…cause it doesn’t make sense when I am their dad! @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social

DISCLOSURE Rewatchington MONDAY 8/11 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are getting a patriarchal urge and want Chau Min to get down here so they can exercise their dominance. 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

#LookatthisPhotograph #Cinephobe #TerminatorIVSalvation @talkhoops.bsky.social @cornpuzzle.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social each of these shits had me dying lmaoo

New Cinephobe! 📻🤖Terminator Salvation🤖📻 In the war against the machines, some believe @talkhoops.bsky.social, @darthamin.bsky.social and I hold the key to salvation, while others believe they are false prophets. Smash that like and subscribe so we can keep podcasting truth.

New Cinephobe! ⚡️⚔️Highlander II: The Quickening⚔️⚡️ There can only be one immortal podcaster left standing, so tune in to find out which of @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I survive this episode while the others are left depackitated.

MONEY TALKS Rewatchington MONDAY 7/28 at 4:00 pm PT / 7:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are a couple of G dogs on the fly tip, flossin with the posse, cuttin in the crib! 🛎️ Patreon Exclusive Event 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

New Cinephobe! @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I present: 💿🧛‍♂️Dracula 2000🧛‍♂️💿 In the year 2000, a very sexy Dracula will return to feast upon the blood of Generation X, wear a floor length duster, discover Mardi Gras and listen to CDs at the Virgin Megastore without buying anything.

New Cinephobe! 🐵🌎Planet of the Apes🌎🐵 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are a couple of damn, dirty humans determined to prove that you never send a monkey to do a man’s job.

New Cinephobe! 🛎️🦧Dunston Checks In🦧🛎️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are going bananas as a highly skilled orangutan thief is on the loose in the Majestic Hotel. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu Look At This Photograph 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

CONGO Rewatchington TUESDAY 7/1 at 3:00 pm PT / 6:00 pm ET @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social are good gorillas drinking green drop drinks and smoking cigarillos with the fellas 🛎️Patreon Exclusive Event🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB 🛎️

New Cinephobe! ⛺️👩‍🌾Nowhere to Run👩‍🌾⛺️ @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & I are wearing suits to go camping in the Valley of the Moon, grilling steaks and drinking whiskey by a pond. 🍎 apple.co/3ufjje5 RATE ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🍏 spoti.fi/3KfKLhu LATP 📺 bit.ly/3PqhQLQ Ad-Free on Patreon 🛎️ bit.ly/3J6cOzB

New Cinephobe! 📿⛪️Stigmata⛪️📿 @talkhoops.bsky.social @darthamin.bsky.social & @cornpuzzle.bsky.social received some rosary beads (hi Brent!) in the mail and began gushing blood. Someone call Doctor Morbius.