Tony Brothers

Harper putting some stank on it

Instead of shooting a 3, Clingan should just see how far he can punt the ball into the stands. It’s just as helpful.

Dylan Harper? More like Dylan Hooper. Great tweet

1) he’s not officiating this game. 2) he’s an excellent ref. 3) James Williams on the other hand is pretty terrible. 4) I don’t have a fourth point

Houston is now 1-8 in overtime games. They blew a 13-point lead in OT to the Wolves just over a month ago, the largest blown OT lead in the play-by-play era. Today, they became the 2nd team in 29 years to lose a game where they were up 6 with 30 seconds left in regulation.

Harper was talking the entire time at the line. Let em play

Absolutely awful. It’s the fucking Playoffs

Terrible technical foul call

Tiago Splitter has done a really good job with this team. Hope they can sign him at a discount

Scoot Henderson: primetime player

Tom Dundon is the charity for tonight’s 50/50 raffle.

This tweet came 11 years, 6 months & 27 days into LeBron's career. It’s been 10 years & 11 months since the tweet & the fuckery continues

Watching Sengun iso is just not for me lol. Even when it works I just don't like it. Please do something else.

Not saying Reed is better, but I guarantee you Stephon would not look like the better pick if he was forced to play in Ime's trash system while Reed got to play with Wemby and the Spurs

Sarr is so much better than Sheppard

LEAVE ME ALONE ZACH

Reed Sheppard was taken one pick ahead of Stephon Castle

@talkhoops.bsky.social been listening/reading to you for years. I’ve never agreed with you more than this week’s Do You Believe & Emotional Hoops about Ime. as a Rockets fan, I’m just so bummed. I hate watching my favorite team.

JADEN BARTHOLOMEW MCDANIELS

Get the Rockets to Cancun. Or mic them up and let us hear the bickering all game.

Jason Caffey had himself a mustache

I remember playing the game Blade of Steel as a kid and the loser of the hockey fight was the only one that had to go to the penalty box lol. Same concept here.

Fair enough. Three levels then. Making a business decision and you have to play the rest of the game with a donkey tail

My first act as NBA commissioner would be to implement a sliding scale of punishments for getting dunked on that is proportional to the degree of nastiness.

If you’re late to contest the dunk (which he was), then you played bad defense

Adem Bona should get the tech for getting dunked on

Phony Brothers

Wolves Nuggets have the uncanny ability to transfer cte between each other every 5 minutes

Nuggets in Game 7 form

Tony Brothers LYING

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

It was you guys saying "Big man get back in the paint" to Paolo on Illuminati last week that saved the team

So they played the long game

I’ve said they suck since December

The Detroit Pistons joined Twitter in October 2008 And they haven’t won a home playoff game ever since

Does anybody know where Jalen Duren is? He might not have looked at his google calendar for today.

I always believed

This would make a lot of sense. They looked like your local HS team’s offense during the regular season.

The Magic might have thought you’re only allowed a limited amount of offensive movement and saved it all up for the playoffs. Smart strategy it turns out

Just like we all predicted in the preseason and then never had another conversation about them until now: the Orlando Magic are dangerous

Maybe the Magic don’t get out of bed until 83 games have gone by?

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

Aahhhhhh the classic Jalen Suggs-Duncan Robinson 3-point shootout

(1/2) How important is it to win Game 1 of a first-round NBA playoff series? Since 2003, when the league shifted to a best-of-7 format, teams that won Game 1 of a first-round series won the series 76.1% of the time (140 wins in 184 completed series). Sources: @nba.com and @theathletic.com

Drummond has been working on that tech with Scott Foster for the last three possessions. Thought he got fouled on that reverse layup and hasn’t stopped talking about it since

The current NBA media is so full of people sucking up to players and actively running PR for teams they cover that I would immediately push back on this. Although, maybe it then turns into doing what Chad is saying by denigrating those stars not on the team said media member is covering.