That was Oscar-worthy flopping from Marcus Smart

These Suns-Lakers tickets were expensive but not gonna get many more chances to see LeBron live lol

I can’t be mad about this one, coming back from down 21 to take the lead is impressive, especially against a good team like Detroit. Blazers Achilles heel continues to be free throws and clutch play, but that’s to be expected with so many rotation players out of commission

I’m personally assigning Deni Avdija to three hours of free throw practice tomorrow

Donovan Clingan? 👀

SIDYYYYYYYYY

Unfortunately paying consistent attention to politics has developed the stink of serious loser energy, regardless of which side you’re on

Blazers? 👀

I see we have reached the “playing Rayan Rupert non-garbage time minutes” part of the night

The government is accepting public comment on 2 proposed rules that would severely restrict access to gender affirming care for young Americans. These comments will be supportive of legal challenges aimed at blocking the new rules. Submit a public comment on the regime's new attacks on trans youth.

Just flipped off an empty Waymo, what a great day

🦇

Lady two seats away from me is playing a YouTube video for her toddler than can only be described as “Old Macdonald Had a Farm, in minor key”

it’s so annoying that i have to know what so many stupid incurious and hateful bigoted people are up to all the time. i shouldn’t even have to know what a “bari weiss” is.

OKAY SHAEDON

I remember before the season started someone was in my mentions *insisting* the Bucks were gonna be a top-three seed

These boots were made for blockin

Sheeeeeeesh

LOOK AT HOW THEY WON IT 🌀🌀🌀🌀

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

I am so deeply sorry to be in the position to have to pull this lever again, but I just watched my car get towed away and I don't really know what else to do anymore. More details in the update & description, but if you're able to help out or share, we would be grateful beyond words.

What if we kissed 🥺 in the Epstein file redactions 👉👈

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

I, too, am Young athletes

Well now we know what we can point to every time someone claims liberals were celebrating his death lmao

That’s one hell of a cutoff point

That’s one word for it

Saw this photo and went “wait, there’s four of them?”

Blazers and Kings fighting over who has to take the ugliest win of the season

JERAMI GRANT

Blazers were winning this game by 18 at one point

Deni may be the least clutch first option in the league right now

Dude is absolutely begging to get fined

That should absolutely be a flagrant on Westbrook, what the hell was that

Also get fucked Puka you dipshit ass loser

Instant classic

The Kings finally figure out they should play Keon Ellis and they do it against us lmao

dredd (2012) is a christmas movie

Don’t worry guys, Puka Nacua says those aren’t real

How the hell do you let Puka Nacua get that open

This Seahawks game is on drugs

Shaedon with the step back 👀

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Knueppel slips you say?

‘The Circuit Slate’ commissioned for the upcoming ttrpg ‘Realis’ by @austinwalker.bsky.social

He’s gonna do what on his ass?

12 Days of Christmas was invented by Big Bird to sell more birds