Come on pretty mama

The Mavs started their coaching search after ours and still completed it before we did. The longer it drags on the less it feels like they know what they’re doing. Hard not to come to the conclusion that Dundon being cheap is screwing us

Update: I went to the Ren Faire today and it was a total blast, but I think I may be too old to have an active personal life because now my back hurts

Went berry picking today and if I could have the smell of fresh strawberries on tap I’d be in heaven

You’ve made me look like a fool for the last time Dundon

I’m not advocating for this and you can switch up the assets however you need to but I feel like this makes a lot of sense for the teams involved lol

Feel like the Blazers might hire a coach today

Oliver Platt is gonna have his choice of roles in the movies they make about all this

I see my parents fighting

Choosing to believe that GTA6 preorders starting on my birthday means I am the main character of the universe

The Furious was a fun action movie but they could have spent like, 5-10 more minutes wrapping up the plot and it would have been great lol

If you oppose the thing that made RAM the cost of a small car and has made researching stuff on the internet noticably worse, you will be referred to on this site as a conspiracy theorist because actually it uses less water than industrial-scale agriculture.

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

Why’s he looking at me like that

he openly seig heil'd and runs a child porn website, are we still acting shocked

She’ll never admit it but I’m my mom’s favorite, at least

It’s a bold strategy but in his defense this also did not work for Biden

Get ready for Man Door Hand Hook Car Door: The Movie

There should be cigarettes that are good for you

whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head

Onions

There's a far better case for banning social media for people 65+ than for people 16-18

This is exactly what people were afraid of when Microsoft started buying up all these studios, and those people were basically told they were being ridiculous, only for it to happen exactly like they said it would

It’s wild that some people are still pretending the Republican Party is anything but blatant Christian nationalism and white supremacy. It’s their entire platform at this point

T-minus 30 minutes until Iran is like “what deal”

Mitch McConnell will receive a level of medical care he has spent his entire career preventing other Americans from having

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

Cannot believe I saw an Amazon ad tonight that was just “our average employee salary is $23/hour” and then it was just a dude getting a big bucket of ice cream at a grocery store. That was the entire ad. Like my jaw is on the floor

The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place

Senior Administration Official: The US expects Lucy to hold the football this time, but not 100% sure they’ll be able to kick it

Adding 50 strangers to a group chat, typing “borger,” and then leaving

Now if only anyone knew what Xfinity Rewards was

I feel like at some point in the past someone told Trump that putting “Thank you for your attention to this matter” at the end of his posts would make them professional and legally binding in some way and he’s just never stopped doing it lmao

Have an interview for a promotion later today and of course the tech issues I’ve been having all week have come to a head and forced a factory reset of my work computer and now nothing works Love this for me

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

got mad

It must be very very funny to look back on like childhood road trips and realize that the child who used to hold their finger a millimeter from your face and say “I’m not touching you” is now the Voice of God on Earth

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

Just heard Despacito playing in a store and they truly don’t care what the lyrics are if they’re in Spanish huh

I should really be enjoying the World Cup being in America for the first time in my adult life but Trump has completely ruined it for me. Actively rooting for it to fail and I never foresaw that happening

It’s a pretty weird week when a guy who wants to be a trillionaire is simultaneously getting headlines for the economy-shattering IPO expected Friday and the racist pogroms he is accused of stoking — but these stories are viewed as separate and in no way connected or prescient of the future.

Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

Maybe I was too old for it when it came out but I’ve always found Cars to be extremely mid, I’ve never understood the hype

This is what minions wear