The three people who real a lot of articles online but don't use adblock are holding up the entire economy

Why is everything like this now.

I think it's really bad for our souls to just have these monstrous crimes as the white noise of our era, like a clip from Woodstock to establish something takes place in the 60s

Gentle reminder that I am going to be on TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES (!!!!) on Monday for an evening of programming that we put together. I hope you'll be able to tune in. Love y'all.

jeffery epstein, fresh from his busy day of illegal sexual trafficking with the most powerful politicians and figures in the world: time to email my friends about this on my gmail account

I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands

my fellow americans this is former president and avowed homosexual bill clinton, reaching out with a casual reminder that I’ve always been into dudes. it was an honor to be your gay president

Let’s also not forget that Nakadai was the first guy who got to gush an absolute geyser of blood in a samurai movie, a happy accident that became a trope. (this short interview with Nakadai is delightful)

it is pretty darkly funny seeing posts like URGENT!!!! it is SUNDAY EVENING you must PUT DOWN YOUR DINNER and call your senator IMMEDIATELY to politely request they not press the big button marked "fuck you". this will not actually stop them from pressing the fuck you button. functioning democracy

i could watch the politics masters pivot from “you’re too dumb to understand the senate” to “you’re too dumb to understand the senate (cave edition)” however i am auditioning for gremlins 3 tomorrow morning. i’m going to try out for parkour gremlin and defenestrated grandfather #4

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

hawkeye has died of a peanut allergy and will not be returning in Avengers 7: Dr Doom Does The Ultimate Sit Up

like how little do you think of americans that “daily videos of masked men terrorizing children and tearing families apart” is an issue you don’t touch because you think you’re going to lose on it. that’s insane

again find it bizarre that national dem leaders avoid the topic of ICE even on here but have time to congratulate an unpopular former speaker on their retirement from insider trading at 85

At last we are recreating the Mad Men office environment from the hit TV show “don’t recreate the Mad Men office environment”

This lady threw all of us in to the abyss btw. As bad as Biden is its really her and RBG's fault at the end of the day

What Hillary is saying here is a conspiracy theory and not even a tame, silly one, but a whopper. A more balefully consequential and widespread one than e.g. Trump complaining that the media lied about his crowds being big.

Welp, see you all when Elon breaks the tl again or whatever ✌️

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

I feel like enough of us are the same kind of identical annoying lefty politics poster online that they can find someone to run who likes health care but doesn't have a nazi tattoo and didn't sign up for Blackwater fifteen times, this has been Politics Minute

This is a good chance to finally use my real name on the internet so I don't have to introduce myself at parties as "David Bowie buried up to his neck in sand".