Denzel Baked AF does Barrel Rolls in a Plane

Probably has something to do with how there aren't any Out of Africas in 2026 for the Academy to trip over.

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st

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Joe Don Baker’s headstone is so badass

The Woke Ginger and The Liberal BoJack linked up! Need it or keep it?

Father of six, grabbed in front of his crying children as he was about to take them to school.

The discourse around OBAA on here really funny considering that everyone in my office was disliked it because "it was too political" lmao

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its only been like a week and this is already one of the stupidest things anyone's ever posted

the world is run by guys who think like this. every single industry

In 1992, Barq's ran a Soviet Union "going out of business" promotion. They bought a warehouse full of soviet war medals, patches, buttons, flags etc and gave it all away to folks that bought their soda. This has to be a strong contender for the weirdest promo of all time.

The show House did this a lot but woke hadn’t been invented yet so every week they’d pick a random doctor to think “I dunno, I think the homeless should be fed to bears”.

This was an awesome moment for liberals because they would say every month or so "oh I guess this is the new omnicause" like...that's not just multiple causes.

Perfect distillation of what apologetics for Israel looks like for a certain kind of racist

Doesn't speak well of The Situation that "asking follow up questions" is considered exactly one journalist's gimmick, like his version of the Camel Clutch.

This site needs more Wilson

I do unfortunately think The Bluesky Problem is real.

If you honestly believe Newsom means this shit you are spiritually an anti-war Trump voter to me

The “settle for Newsom because Trump is bad” thinking is backward to the point of being a non-sequitur. You run the trans antifa super soldier because Trump is bad. Run Newsom if Trump is suddenly popular and good.

On the mark

really fascinated by the UK, which seems to be an entire country that has been trying to make fan death illegal

no sorry we’re not doing this anymore. not for a volunteer army committing atrocities

top post of all time on Bluesky: feeling v unsafe as someone w ADHD having ppl talk ab tr*mp's adderall usage top post of all time on X: [AI picture of Hitler hugging Jesus, surrounded by naked children] top post of all time on Threads: Ya'll.. DAE smelling burnt toast right now.

[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book

all else being equal it was really funny that a president actually said this

Kind of agree with Bouie on the whole Paramount thing not because I believe this country has some “tradition of free press” like he says but because companies like CNN were already evil enterprises

alcoholic uncle taking nephew to hooters

Saw her in Hollywood and she's easily the coolest guest of all time, referred to herself as "the #1 female killer" while kicking her feet like an excited little kid.

talking to a Bluesky user about Smiling Friends ending

@franzferdinand2.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/gray...

Unreal good dad text today

Gavin Newsom: “democrats need to cater to the culturally normal..” The normies he has in mind:

What explanation is there for showing up here besides “we thought it would piss everyone off and then we’d get to complain”

Do the cops even respond to calls that they don’t think will generate video of people being mean to them anymore

lmfao "my politics are NOT inscrutable, i think everyone should have healthcare but some people should starve"

The subway pissing lady literally thinks college did October 7th, we don’t have to talk about this.

this is true. every week after i finish the new pitt episode i go to my nearest hospital waiting room and i just start swinging

Stephen Chow is very funny.

Turns out that if you popularize misleading defenses of the economy and dismiss popular sentiment about it, The Manhattan Institute will use that to defend Donald Trump

Matty on "The Groups" is just Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad level politics, he's one step away from a gambling app sponsored substack post about "why cold sun go down where".

All centrist politics discussion only makes sense when you realize that they believe that this is a possible outcome and the only reason it hasn't happened is you personally did not vote hard enough.

Worth bearing in mind that the kind of belligerently anti-left liberals you see all over this site today were the exact same guys who marginalized Jesse Jackson. Jesse marched with Code Pink and PSL. Jesse hung out with Castro. Don't let liberals co-opt his memory. He was firmly on the left.

Simply hire a bunch of 22yo kids into jobs of unclear legitimacy, put them in charge of DHS, fire all DHS employees, and fold DHS into idk the Bureau of Printing and Engraving. It's all legal now. I don't want to hear this loser shit anymore after what they did to my friends.