Jac
@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social
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machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
everyone's just people and if you aren't willing to treat them like it you should be forced to live outside civilization's walls and fight the animals for scraps
about 2 hours ago
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been listening to Exodus Damage by John Vanderslice a lot
about 2 hours ago
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that wasn't weed
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about 2 hours ago
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i don't really want to sleep but i don't really want to be awake either
about 3 hours ago
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take care when tryna get pussy lest the pussy get you
about 3 hours ago
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we can shower together homie. but i don't have that much hot water. the water heater is not that big
about 3 hours ago
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i am identifying shapes and colors at an eighth grade level
about 3 hours ago
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eyes dry as hell but i can still see the snakes in the grass
about 3 hours ago
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Gupp
about 7 hours ago
wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets
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Love is now a battlefield
about 3 hours ago
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bakoon
about 4 hours ago
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
about 4 hours ago
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Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that ass
about 4 hours ago
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maybe you should have considered how i, a person who does not follow you and has never interacted with you, would feel about your so-called "joke"
about 4 hours ago
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alygory
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Derek
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about 8 hours ago
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DB Maggi
1 day ago
TikToker called religious centers asking for help to buy baby formula, just to see if any of them would help. She called 20+ places & got a response only from a mosque and a tiny little Appalachia church. The mosque asked only 2 questions: what's your location & what kind of formula do you need 😭❤️
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i do pretty well for myself (furlough not withstanding) but it does feel kind of bad to see (probably fake) videos of like, 22 year olds showing off their new house with granite countertops or whatever
about 8 hours ago
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youtu.be/jzDmRlkwN6Y?...
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The North Carolinian Anime Cadence
YouTube video by James Dahlbender
https://youtu.be/jzDmRlkwN6Y?si=oWG_mVMUnxWB6dLu
about 10 hours ago
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i love seeing Common Sense Media reviews because they'll be like "One scene features adults having glass of wine with dinner: recommend watching age 16+"
about 13 hours ago
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Good Boy
about 13 hours ago
Grok imagine prompt "I will always love you and your penis is normal looking and works"
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sitting outside McDonald's asking people if they're clerics
1 day ago
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Fujo Alex Jones
1 day ago
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the right is trying to rehab frats over on twitter
1 day ago
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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠
1 day ago
wake the fuck up, samurai. we're at grandma's.
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while we're on the subject of 80s macho actors: Stallone's best movie is not Rambo or Rocky; it's Cop Land. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
1 day ago
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Predator has to be the only movie with 2 future governors in it right
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1 day ago
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Predator is a good movie for a lot of reasons but chief among them is the director realizing they should give Arnold as few lines as possible
1 day ago
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is that good
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1 day ago
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it's important to remember: the coolest mobile suit is the NZ-666 Kshatriya
1 day ago
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zillenial
1 day ago
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Targeted individual pussy
1 day ago
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My entire retirement is in Duke's Mayonnaise stock
2 days ago
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i completed all the weapon unlock quests in BF6, snipers and ARs took me by far the longest
2 days ago
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I'm getting gone on
2 days ago
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so true
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you are as likely to get communism in this god-forsaken country as you are a republican party apparatus that cares about democracy
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2 days ago
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every AI video on tiktok is now captioned with "I can't believe this isn't AI 😂😂😂"
2 days ago
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it feels like i'm being griefed every time i get defibbed in BF6
3 days ago
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lol
3 days ago
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It's all coming up Jac
3 days ago
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Josh
3 days ago
becoming an intimacy coordinator for my wife and her boyfriend
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NYT: Prices Falling According to Trump, We Asked Experts If This Could Be the End of 'Bidenflation'
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3 days ago
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Adam Serwer
3 days ago
Cool. What would you call the other wing then?
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
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every day of your life the choice is to either go to bed thirsty or wake up at 4am dick on hard stumbling out of bed to piss
3 days ago
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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠
3 days ago
10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man
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Casey
10 days ago
I think Ricky Gervais has done more damage to television entertainment than anyone else because he created the office
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