everyone's just people and if you aren't willing to treat them like it you should be forced to live outside civilization's walls and fight the animals for scraps

been listening to Exodus Damage by John Vanderslice a lot

that wasn't weed

i don't really want to sleep but i don't really want to be awake either

take care when tryna get pussy lest the pussy get you

we can shower together homie. but i don't have that much hot water. the water heater is not that big

i am identifying shapes and colors at an eighth grade level

eyes dry as hell but i can still see the snakes in the grass

wizard in teh streets uhhhh wizard in the sheets

Love is now a battlefield

all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse

Master Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that ass

maybe you should have considered how i, a person who does not follow you and has never interacted with you, would feel about your so-called "joke"

TikToker called religious centers asking for help to buy baby formula, just to see if any of them would help. She called 20+ places & got a response only from a mosque and a tiny little Appalachia church. The mosque asked only 2 questions: what's your location & what kind of formula do you need 😭❤️

i do pretty well for myself (furlough not withstanding) but it does feel kind of bad to see (probably fake) videos of like, 22 year olds showing off their new house with granite countertops or whatever

i love seeing Common Sense Media reviews because they'll be like "One scene features adults having glass of wine with dinner: recommend watching age 16+"

Grok imagine prompt "I will always love you and your penis is normal looking and works"

sitting outside McDonald's asking people if they're clerics

Fujo Alex Jones

the right is trying to rehab frats over on twitter

wake the fuck up, samurai. we're at grandma's.

while we're on the subject of 80s macho actors: Stallone's best movie is not Rambo or Rocky; it's Cop Land. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Predator has to be the only movie with 2 future governors in it right

Predator is a good movie for a lot of reasons but chief among them is the director realizing they should give Arnold as few lines as possible

is that good

it's important to remember: the coolest mobile suit is the NZ-666 Kshatriya

zillenial

Targeted individual pussy

My entire retirement is in Duke's Mayonnaise stock

i completed all the weapon unlock quests in BF6, snipers and ARs took me by far the longest

I'm getting gone on

so true

you are as likely to get communism in this god-forsaken country as you are a republican party apparatus that cares about democracy

every AI video on tiktok is now captioned with "I can't believe this isn't AI 😂😂😂"

it feels like i'm being griefed every time i get defibbed in BF6

lol

It's all coming up Jac

becoming an intimacy coordinator for my wife and her boyfriend

NYT: Prices Falling According to Trump, We Asked Experts If This Could Be the End of 'Bidenflation'

Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...

every day of your life the choice is to either go to bed thirsty or wake up at 4am dick on hard stumbling out of bed to piss

10 years ago we had Jeff Porn, Richard Balls, Edward Buttholes, Dennis Clock, Barrel of Salt, Paul Pierced Nipples, Greb Ceramic Sphere, Lord Pheasant, William Machine Gun, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, and Wiggly Man

I think Ricky Gervais has done more damage to television entertainment than anyone else because he created the office