i always read James' arc with the MILF in Twin Peaks as a reminder that there are weird little tragedies playing out everywhere, all the time

Cigarette Smoking Man standing behind Chuck Schumer as he makes posts about how all this is a distraction

Abolish ICE Before They Kill Again, Impeach Trump & Noem Before They Incite More Murder Renee Nicole Good was a 37-year-old award-winning poet, a mother of a six-year-old, and a wife who had recently moved to Minneapolis. That all ended yesterday when a masked ICE agent murdered her in broad…

wanting to fuck this juicy slice of manmeat from A Bug's Life is like the inverse of wanting to fuck one of the 800 year old anime vampires who look like children because caterpillars are like three months, max, and as the opposite of a problematic thing it must be leftist to masturbate to him

we nuked the wrong country during WW2

it's time for Americans to say 'enough' and stop paying for Randy Fine's blood pressure medicine

the china understander has logged on

when we find out who the praying mantis is praying to, we'll wish we hadn't

plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself

NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do." “We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs. www.advocate.com/news/minneso...

Tapping my "They are generating fake videos with AI and telling him they're real" sign.

thinking of the end of Lady Vengeance and smiling serenely

there was a Rumsfeld memo about needing to workshop the name of DHS because "Homeland Security" sounded too overtly fascist. I think of that often.

Journalistic Malpractice: No LLM Ever ‘Admits’ To Anything, And Reporting Otherwise Is A Lie Over the past week, Reuters, Newsweek, the Daily Beast, CNBC, and a parade of other outlets published headlines claiming that Grok—Elon Musk's LLM chatbot (the one that once referred to itself as…

Mulder and Scully are the least respected FBI agents of all time. Not a single suspect in the show gives a fuck about the badge. They get doors slammed in their faces by random schmucks constantly. Every time they pull a gun it's just to have it knocked out of their hand onto the floor

EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THESE GUYS IS THE MOST SOY LOOKING DICKHEAD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE IT DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE

as far as i can discern NAFO is a kind of mental illness

Katanagatari. Bakemonogatari gets Nisioisin most of the praise but Katanagatari is his real magnum opus imo

Suicide Club but the song that everyone is listening to is Me Wan Da Punani by Steven Seagal

The Long Suck

you guys got any old guys at work who don't wash their coffee mugs as a matter of policy? i hate them with my life

"we are a welcoming place for all, except for anyone brown who may be staying or working here"

Your Honor, the record reflects my client could not have been "on some gay shit" because he said, and I quote, "No homo" beforehand.

Stranger Things is dogshit the best shows on Netflix are all in Japanese and no one has watched them. they are as follows: 1) Asura (family drama) 2) Makanai: Cooking for the Maiko House 3) Hyper Hardboiled Gourmet Report

i have played a pretty good amount of Battlefield 6 at this point and i think i can say with certainty that at least 60% of the player base has their HUD fully turned off and no sound at all

Darren Aronofsky

I don't think Borzois are dogs. I think they're a different thing

My followers are composed of bones and sinew and bones and flesh and bones like anyone else

i will admit i was skeptical of cartoon dog pussy at first. but after trying it, who can even begin to disagree with its efficacy

i like reading a senator's Wikipedia page and it's like "he is a supporter of healthcare". that's crazy man, me too. thank u for your brave stance in favor of the Concept of Healthcare

*they did surgery on a grape voice* they did breast augmentation on a cartoon dog

The Trump administration continues to be silent about the video game dog

Peace talks continue

Sex Pistols are like a bottom 10 band all time

i do not think journalism is a real profession in the united states

It's almost lunch time. Hold the line

exiting the time machine and giving every cave man i see a low taper fade

little green man abducts you and he's got a goatee what's your next move

downstairs neighbor started playing what sounded like a hip-hop skit but it was like 30 minutes long and then the "song" after was just a chopped and looped sample of a guy from the skit going "Yeah uh, Yeah yeah uh," for another hour

President Xi Jinping my country United States America cries out for liberation,, please send Chengdu J-20 fighter Aircraft immediately to neutralize Orange Menace, thank you

No bro you haven't even used the latest model bro. They ironed out all the problems bro. Oh you used Gemini for that? lol that's obviously a problem for Claude. lol no that one is a DeepSeek problem. Bro you haven't even asked Poob about this one. This is a problem for Poob. Let's see what Poob says

admin somehow learning just now that the real business of oil companies is simple collusion to manipulate supply and prices and dumping a bunch of oil on the market with no notice doesn't actually help them

The ass is a kind of 3D printer for doodoo

Getting to know one another in the biblical sense (crucifixion)

The Thalmor sold crimson nirnroot in Riften to covertly fund right-wing Nord death squads across Skyrim

Please tell me you have more Nirnroot for me.

Just spitballing here but I don't think a free press would see it as their role to protect the US government

It's called Indianapolis because Christopher Columbus got there and thought it was the capital of India