BREAKING: Donald Trump Has Died

If America doesn't want even more tax incentives for billionaires and trans people turned into paving stones then why is Michael Bloomberg paying me to say it does. Checkmate, voter

almost every democrat is tripping over their own dick to do the clumsiest bait-and-switch in history where they pretend to be addressing "regular peoples' concerns" and then sound out a list of issues given to them by a billionaire

many people do not want to hear this but crab boils kind of suck

i am absolutely going to hear this repeated at work tomorrow

meanwhile

just learned there are michael plastics inside me right now... that'ss so crazy..

younger zoomers need to understand that getting a perm will not get you bitches but starting a shoegaze band will

everyone was scared of nuclear war during the Cold War because Fallout hadn't come out yet so they didn't know how fun it could be

MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY: this is a great interview, can i have another glass of milk. oh this is ice cold thank you so much

this is one of the craziest videos i have ever seen to be completely honest

you need to be steeping your tea for at least an hour while you forget entirely that you were making tea

I'm sitting on the toilet reading two stained sheets of toilet paper like a newspaper. I don't understand what I as an individual can do about these issues. I keep fighting but nothing seems to get better. I weep.

Help my gyaru is sick

Let's die stressed out

Gonna start wearing a Mao Suit in my day to day life

They replaced my penis with AI

Tiny, ancient gnomes perform feats of strength.

nafo is an alliance of 14 year olds who read polandball comics and 55 year olds with supervised weekend visitation

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if i moved to canada would the private insurance i would have to purchase cover my insanely expensive biologic

if you have a dual german-spanish last name you should not be allowed to hold office. too risky sorry

Rat grasping a soybean pod netsuke, Japan, 19th century

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

drove through delaware once and the entire state smelled

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every time i scroll past Bone Tomahawk on Netflix i wonder to myself how many moms and meemaws have accidentally selected it to watch because it has Kurt Russell in the thumbnail

youtube loves to recommend me videos titled "Can you beat Dark Souls with only [Item, Stat, Mechanic]" and i have never once watched one because anyone who has played any of those games knows the answer is 'yeah'

stockpiling with the homies

lmfao

i think i have brain damage

i have integrated this into my belief system

THROUGH THE DARKNESS OF FUTURE PAST THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE ONE CHANCE OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS

Poop Man

For every blue collar democrat we lose to the FEMA camps, we will pick up 2, 3 moderate republican camp guards

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

For every blue collar democrat we lose to the FEMA camps, we will pick up 2, 3 moderate republican camp guards

every day i see that the Secretary of the Interior or some shit went on a podcast called "Sun Tzu Hustle: The Art of War Grindset" hosted by a man who dropped out of school in the 8th grade to become racist. i can't take it

even rome burned eventually

Whiteboy shocks everyone by flawlessly bouncing on it

Defending trans people is obviously morally just and ethical. Beyond that it just is tactically the correct thing to do because the GOP is going to say the same thing about Dems no matter what and either you can respond with 'well my opponent has some points' or 'look at this hateful shit'

extremely divorced coworker saying he toughens his kids up by telling them "you could have done better" instead of "good job"

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meditating on the Romanovs