Not to be political but we should put these people in the ground and grind them into dust

execute every ice agent

i’m trying to eat lunch here.

oh

the perfect time to adopt a “chomsky” moniker

i wouldn’t normally pay money to read pitchfork, but now that there are reader scores i would be a fool not to

the day pitchfork died

can you imagine wanting to buy and read josh shapiro’s book

i lowkey fell off

when geese comes on at work

give will stancil a gun

2026 is the year of cat food

i was drinking whole milk

Sometimes, the world is so beautiful I just can’t take it. no homo

another great dad text

not crazy about when i accidentally hear kanye west’s “heil hitler” and it gets stuck in my head for six weeks

tell him to paint me a sign, with—“no suicides permitted here, and no smoking in the parlor;”

21 years ago Joe had a simple question

i bought this car BEFORE elon was a huge racist and pedophile

we should let a senile pedophile destroy the country

oh so now i can “go live”? great. thanks.

i was counting earlier and wound up saying “six, seven” 😂 life is crazy

Jd vance post: HERstory, begins long before HIStory. Heres how MEN tried to ERASE a Femme filmmaker all because she was a part of a revolutionary movement in germany in the 1930’s. Leni Riefenstahl…

(jd vance voice) folx…

in these troubled times a $4 donut sounds quaint...

JD Vance: meanwhile ICE agents are ::checks notes:: literally storing trauma in their whole ass bodies????

(jd vance) erm pointing out that jonathan ross clearly intentionally put himself in the path of renee good’s vehicle sure sounds a hecking lot like victim blaming :-/ which is SUPER el problematico…

happy new year

i hope when jonathan ross goes to prison he gets stabbed repeatedly like derek chauvin

chappell roan‘s music is so good that i don’t care that she caused all this

it’s 10:50. bluesky is fast asleep in its bed.

I won’t give you which one. It was Ozempic.

trill stancil

gavin newsom is a stupid asshole

still can’t fucking believe people were sharing AI generated photos of the ICE shooter before he was identified

they should repeatedly reference gooski’s on the pitt

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

whenever people say "real americans" i'm thinking about guys like this person's dad

my dad on bob weir

(as loud as possible to coworker) are you watching the gay guy hockey show?

everyone on the internet is schizophrenic now, it rules. not me though i’m normal

i just followed will stancil. we are living in fucked up times.

it’s weird how this guy was a guy you’d see on tv all the time like ten years ago and now he apparently mostly sells supplements on instagram. don’t remember his name

let’s gooooo

the man is a pedophile protector

zoomers are canceling iceage on twitter

scott adams taught me it was ok to be dead

source tells me dilbert is stable please god