Jeff Tiedrich
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social
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ugh, who invited this guy
here's today's post: "Captain Crazypants clownfucks his way to war" — Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Captain Crazypants goes to war
Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show.
https://bit.ly/4snH2Eg
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AYATOLLAH KHAMENEI IS DEAD, BUT DONNY HAS NO PLAN FOR WHAT COMES NEXT, BECAUSE HE'S A BRAINLESS DUMBFUCK WHO SHOOTS FIRST AND THINKS NEVER. GOOD LUCK, IRANIAN PEOPLE — YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. I LAY IT ALL OUT IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE:
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here's today's post: "a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong?" — spoiler alert: every fucking thing. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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a war in the Middle East, but with morons. what could possibly go wrong?
spoiler alert: every fucking thing
https://bit.ly/3OFYhSA
1 day ago
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remember when we had a functioning Congress? me neither
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good going, Donny, you ruined Aaron Rupar's vacation
add a skeleton here at some point
2 days ago
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LITTLE DONNY WARMONGER AND HIS SHITHOLE STOOGES KEEP USING THE WORD 'OBLITERATED.' I DO NOT THINK IT MEANS WHAT THEY THINK IT MEANS. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE DUMBFUCKERY FROM THE LAST SEVEN DAYS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE:
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2 days ago
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"Operation Epic Fury" sounds like something that goes on in Donny's diaper multiple times a day
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 28 edition" — Handy Oakley gloms it, Donny Convict bombs it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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this week in stupid: February 28 edition
Handy Oakley gloms it, Donny Convict bombs it, and so much more...
https://bit.ly/4laTQLF
2 days ago
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HA HA! ZOHRAN MAMDANI CAME TO THE OVAL BORDELLO YESTERDAY AND TOTALLY PANTSED DONNY, TAKING HIM FOR ALL HE'S WORTH. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF THE WORST DEAL-MAKER EVER. LINK IS HERE:
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3 days ago
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here's today's post: "holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated" — this is how you do it. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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holy shit, Preznit Fuckwit just got Mamdominated
this is how you do it
https://bit.ly/4qW9U5b
3 days ago
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of all the posts I've ever written, this one from Feb 22, 2023 is the one I regret the most. the thing is, it's a good post and 100% accurate, but I still regret ever have defended John Fetterman
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John Fetterman is a fucking boss
his critics can piss up a rope
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/john-fetterman-is-a-fucking-boss
4 days ago
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THE US MEN'S OLYMPIC HOCKEY TEAM BECLOWNED THEMSELVES BY KOWTOWING TO DEAR LEADER, AND ALL THEY GOT OUT OF THE DEAL WAS COLD MCDONALD'S BURGERS. THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE THE WOMEN'S TEAM, WHO TOLD DONNY TO SHOVE IT. THANK YOU FOR READING THE SHIT OUT OF TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE:
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4 days ago
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in today's post: Donny serves the US Men's Olympic hockey team rancid burgers, while the women's team tells Donny to fuck off, and parties in Vegas. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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mental health break, again
but also some stuff about burgers
https://bit.ly/3MHpcwJ
4 days ago
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DONNY'S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH WAS CRAZYPANTS AS BUGFUCK — AND SO WAS THE SYCOPHANTIC GOP REACTION TO IT. BUT ONLY I CAN MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING THAT WENT ON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE:
bit.ly/3N3Ozcb
5 days ago
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here's today's post: "the State of the Union is— oh who gives a fuck, really" — was anyone surprised by any of this? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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the State of the Union is— oh who gives a fuck, really
was anyone surprised by any of this?
https://bit.ly/3N3Ozcb
5 days ago
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shut the fuck up
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what a dipshit
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"my fellow Americans, the state of the union is [audibly craps diaper]"
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DUMB DEMENTED DONNY IS IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS CRATERING POLLS, BUT HE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HIS OWN FASCIST SELF. I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN A VERY POWERFUL POST THAT WILL HAVE YOU SAYING "SIR! SIR! I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES, SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE:
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6 days ago
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here's today's post: "none of this shit is popular" — and all of it is fucked up. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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none of this shit is popular
and all of it is fucked up
https://bit.ly/4tU9cIg
6 days ago
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DENMARK, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO SENDING US YOUR MENTAL HOSPITAL SHIPS, BECAUSE DONNY WANTS TO SEND IMAGINARY BOATS TO "FIX" A NONEXISTENT CRISIS IN GREENLAND AND EVERY REPUBLICAN FALLS DOWN AND SAYS "OH THANK YOU, DEAR LEADER." IT'S ALL IN TODAY'S POWERFUL POST. LINK IS HERE:
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7 days ago
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here's today's post: "America graciously accepts Denmark’s offer to send mental hospital ships" — just keep telling yourself it’s all perfectly normal. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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America graciously accepts Denmark’s offer to send mental hospital ships
just keep telling yourself it’s all perfectly normal
https://bit.ly/4cPf3bI
7 days ago
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DONNY DEMENTO IS SENDING AN UNNEEDED HOSPITAL BOAT TO GREENLAND, FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD TOLD HIM TO. PERFECTLY NORMAL STUFF. HIS BRAIN IS COOKED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST WHICH YOU WILL READ WITH TEARS IN YOUR EYES. LINK IS HERE:
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8 days ago
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here's today's post: "batshit fuckwit sending fake boat to fix imaginary Greenland health crisis" — perfectly normal stuff. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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batshit fuckwit sending fake boat to fix imaginary Greenland health crisis
perfectly normal stuff
https://bit.ly/3OwOiPm
8 days ago
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BOBBY BRAINWORMS AND KID ROCK EMBARRASS THEMSELVES IN A CRINGEWORTHY WORKOUT VIDEO, DONNY THROWS A PISS-BABY TANTRUM ON LIVE TV. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY TREMENDOUS "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE:
bit.ly/4qPkwmq
9 days ago
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 21 edition" — Brainworms works it out, Donny jerks it out, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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this week in stupid: February 21 edition
Brainworms works it out, Donny jerks it out, and so much more...
https://bit.ly/4qPkwmq
9 days ago
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SLEEPY DEMENTED DONNY FELL ASLEEP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING OF HIS OWN CORRUPT BOARD OF PEACE. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S POST IN WHICH I MOCK THAT SHIT MERCILESSLY. LINK IS HERE:
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10 days ago
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here's today's post: "don’t wake the elderly fuckwit, Peace Board meetings make him sleepy" different day, same batshittery thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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don’t wake the elderly fuckwit, Peace Board™ meetings make him sleepy
different day, same batshittery
https://bit.ly/4kOjvtl
10 days ago
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PRESIDENT PUSSYGRABBER IS NOW BRAGGING ABOUT TREATING DEMOCRATIC CITIES AS IF THEY WERE MOTEL-A-LAGO "SPA GIRLS." UGH. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU CREEPY DEGENERATE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ONE OF MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POSTS LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE:
bit.ly/4kMeHVl
11 days ago
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in today's post: Preznit Fuckwit's latest rape-tastic threats, and the Andrew Formerly Known As Prince get arrested. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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mental health break
we interrupt this broadcast...
https://bit.ly/4kMeHVl
11 days ago
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THE DUMBFUCKERY WAS OFF THE CHARTS YESTERDAY. YELLOW STARS, "FALSE HERRINGS," AND DONNY TRADEMARKING AIRPORTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST IN WHICH I MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF IT. LINK IS HERE:
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12 days ago
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here's today's post: "Preznit Snake-oil grifts again, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — yellow stars, false herrings and trademarked airports, oh my! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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Preznit Snake-oil grifts again, and other tales of dumbfuckery
yellow stars, false herrings and trademarked airports, oh my!
https://bit.ly/4kKQ0Zu
12 days ago
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ONCE AGAIN THE EVIL SHITWITS AT CBS FOLDED LIKE A PACK OF CARDS TO AN EDICT FROM THE FCC. CBS CAN FUCK THEMSELVES UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE. STEPHEN COLBERT IS A HERO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY ANGRY POST IN WHICH I RIP CBS INFINITY NEW ONES. LINK IS HERE:
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13 days ago
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here's today's post: "CBS is still fucking with Stephen Colbert" — now they’re censoring interviews with Democrats. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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CBS is still fucking with Stephen Colbert
now they’re censoring interviews with Democrats
https://bit.ly/4aTs5Um
13 days ago
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fuck ALL THE WAY OFF, facebook
14 days ago
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REMEMBER WHEN PISSY PAM BONDI TOLD THE EPSTEIN SURVIVORS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE THE DOW WAS AT FIFTY THOUSAND? WELL, NOW ALL OF DONNY'S FLUNKIES ARE DOING IT, AS I EXPLAIN IN TODAY'S VERY ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE:
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14 days ago
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here's today's post: "shitwits, nitwits and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup" — the stupid, it burns. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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shitwits, nitwits and fuckwits: your Sunday Republican roundup
the stupid, it burns
https://bit.ly/4kCcrQF
14 days ago
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OVERGROWN DIAPER-BABY KRISTI NOEM FIRED HER PILOT BECAUSE SHE MISPLACED HER PRECIOUS BLANKIE. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT? A BRATTY CHILD, THAT'S WHO — AS I EXPLAIN IN TODAY'S POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO A POST THE LIKES OF WHICH NO ONE THOUGHT COULD BE WRITTEN. LINK IS HERE:
bit.ly/4kAqjdX
15 days ago
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here's today's post: "Kristi Noem wants her fucking blanket NOW" — she doesn’t care how. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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Kristi Noem wants her fucking blanket NOW
she doesn’t care how
https://bit.ly/4kAqjdX
15 days ago
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JESSE WATTERS IS BIG SAD BECAUSE HIS NEIGHBOR CALLED HIM A FASCIST. BOBBY BRAINWORMS BRAGGED ABOUT HOOVERING COCAINE OFF A TOILET SEAT. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY VERY TREMENDOUS "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," A WRAP-UP LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE:
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16 days ago
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it's Saturday. and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 14 edition" — Bobby Brainworms hoovers it, Jesse Watters maneuvers it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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this week in stupid: February 14 edition
Bobby Brainworms hoovers it, Jesse Watters maneuvers it, and so much more...
https://bit.ly/40c9k8q
16 days ago
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today's post is basically me thanking people for their condolences — but I also spend some time raking Preznit Fuckwit over the coals for accepting another fake trophy, so there's that. thanks for reading, everyone
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just checking in
hi, everyone
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thank you to the thousands of people who have posted, commented, private messaged, texted, and phoned to offer condolences over yesterday morning’s passing of my wife Claudia Long. I deeply regret that I can only reply to the smallest fraction of you, but I want you to know that ... [1/2]
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Claudia Long, R.I.P.
February 7, 1950 – February 11, 2026
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Jeff Tiedrich
THE MORE WE KNOW ABOUT THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES, THE WORSE IT GETS. NO WONDER THESE DEGENERATES KEEP TRYING TO COVER IT ALL UP. MAY THEY ALL ROT IN PRISON SOMEDAY. I COVER ALL THIS IN TODAY'S EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE:
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reposted by
Jeff Tiedrich
here's today's post: "the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse" — there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse
there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating
https://bit.ly/4qrLr7s
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the link to this immortal prose is here:
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add a skeleton here at some point
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THE MORE WE KNOW ABOUT THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES, THE WORSE IT GETS. NO WONDER THESE DEGENERATES KEEP TRYING TO COVER IT ALL UP. MAY THEY ALL ROT IN PRISON SOMEDAY. I COVER ALL THIS IN TODAY'S EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE:
bit.ly/4qrLr7s
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here's today's post: "the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse" — there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
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the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse
there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating
https://bit.ly/4qrLr7s
20 days ago
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BAD BUNNY BROUGHT A MESSAGE OF PEACE TO THE SUPER-BOWL AND ALL THE COLICKY MAGA CRYBABIES SHIT THEIR DIAPERS. BOO FUCKING HOO, YOU LOSERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST IN WHICH I RIP MAGA — AS WELL AS THAT DIPSHIT "NO LONGER A KID ROCK" — SEVERAL NEWS ONES. LINK IS HERE:
bit.ly/4txOKwX
21 days ago
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here's today's post: "MAGA wins the Crybaby Bowl" — show us on the doll where Bad Bunny hurt you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —
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MAGA wins the Crybaby Bowl
show us on the doll where Bad Bunny hurt you
https://bit.ly/4txOKwX
21 days ago
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