here's today's post: "dumbfucks spewing stupid shit: your Republican roundup" — scenes from the Sunday shows. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

"DIPSHIT DONNY" NEEDED TACKY FIREWORKS AT CHARLIE KIRK'S MEMORIAL, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE A BROKEN-INSIDE PEACOCK NARCISSIST. SAD! I EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS WEEKEND'S "DUMBFUCKERY" IN TODAY'S BEAUTIFUL POST, WHICH MANY PEOPLE SAY IS TREMENDOUS. LINK IS HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/424kmOD

holy shit they gave me a blue check

Quote of the Week: "it’s as if all the stupid that’s backed up in his head all week can’t wait to vomit itself out of his mouth. let’s call it projectile stupidity." - Jeff Tiedrich (*One can apply the statement to a myriad of people, but the author was specifically citing Markwayne Mullin.)

he's so fucking stupid it hurts

#BREAKING Dumbfuck Who Thinks Hannibal Lecter Is Real Has Feeling About Drug

just got a notification that my medicare part D premium is increasing by 125% in 2026. but I thought Donny lowered the price of prescription drugs by 1,500%, so what the fuck

"DIPSHIT DONNY" NEEDED TACKY FIREWORKS AT CHARLIE KIRK'S MEMORIAL, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE A BROKEN-INSIDE PEACOCK NARCISSIST. SAD! I EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS WEEKEND'S "DUMBFUCKERY" IN TODAY'S BEAUTIFUL POST, WHICH MANY PEOPLE SAY IS TREMENDOUS. LINK IS HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/424kmOD

here's today's post: "dumbfucks spewing stupid shit: your Republican roundup" — scenes from the Sunday shows. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

fun true fact: the average read count on one of my posts is about 175,000. the average play count on the videos in my posts is about 1,500. so you are not alone

OH MY! IT SEEMS DONNY'S "RACISM CZAR" TOM HOMAN (NO RELATION TO HUMAN) GOT CAUGHT TAKING A $50K BRIBE. AND THEN DONNY (CRAPPY HAIR!) MADE IT GO BYE-BYE. THIS IS MY "SHOCKED" FACE. THANK YOU FOR TAKING A VERY STRONG LOOK AT MY BEAUTIFUL AND TREMENDOUS POST ABOUT IT. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/3W0e0Mx

here's today's post: "is Tom Homan accepting bags of cash wrong? that’s just, like, your opinion, man" — and Donny has another social media meltdown. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

it's so life-affirming to become literal shorthand for "the worst thing that can happen to something"

THERE WAS A "SHITLOAD" OF STUPID THIS WEEK — AND SO MUCH OF THE STUPID CENTERED AROUND CHARLIE KIRK. AND NO, I WAS NOT RESPECTFUL. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT NO ONE CHRONICLES THE STUPID LIKE YOUR FAVORITE WRITER JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!). THANK YOU FOR READING "THIS WEEK IN STUPID" HERE: bit.ly/4gy3hCH

to all the people "explaining" the errors in this image to me: YES, DUH, OBVIOUSLY. why do you think I used it to illustrate a post called "this week in STUPID"? pro tip: read the fucking post before you comment

hey, everyone! I found the dumbest person on bluesky

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 20 edition" — Charlie plays it, Sporky lays it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

fuck you, medicare

read the whole post here: bit.ly/47Ru62q

CRIMES OF FASHION! DID YOU SEE WHAT STEPHEN "NOSFERATU MCGOEBBELS" MILLER AND LYIN' KAROLINE LIE-VITT WORE AT WINDSOR CASTLE? SO "FUGLY," IT HURTS! YOUR FAVORITE FASHION CRITIC (ME!) BREAKS IT DOWN IN A POST THAT MANY ARE SAYING IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/47Ru62q THANK YOU

here's today's post: "none of this is normal" — shit’s not supposed to be this fucked up. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

from today's post, in which I might be just a *little bit* perturbed at cowards running ABC (and Disney) for kowtowing to the Mad King and taking Jimmy Kimmel off the air. thank you for your attention to this matter. read the whole post here —> bit.ly/4nHdi2S

here's today's post: "ABC can pretty much fuck all the way off" — so can their parent company Disney. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gets the British welcome he deserves" — jolly old England, America thanks you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

DONALD TRUMP CAN "RUN" (MORE LIKE WADDLE!) BUT HE CAN'T HIDE. ENGLAND IS MAKING SURE HIS DEAD PEDO BESTIE FOLLOWS HIM EVERYWHERE. DOES WINDSOR CASTLE NOW SMELL LIKE DONNY'S FARTS? LET'S TAKE A VERY POWERFUL LOOK AT JEFF TIEDRICH'S POST AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. THANK YOU! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47NVCOi

I wrote this two months ago. read it, and in your mind replace "CBS" with "ABC" and "Colbert" with "Kimmel" www.jefftiedrich.com/p/cbs-can-pr...

fuck you

if you didn't vote for Kamala Harris, shut the fuck up right now

raise your hand if, when you hear the words "King Charles," your immediate thought is still "who the fuck is King Charles"

I just sent myself an angry email demanding I be fired from writing my posts for writing my posts

DONALD TRUMP CAN "RUN" (MORE LIKE WADDLE!) BUT HE CAN'T HIDE. ENGLAND IS MAKING SURE HIS DEAD PEDO BESTIE FOLLOWS HIM EVERYWHERE. DOES WINDSOR CASTLE NOW SMELL LIKE DONNY'S FARTS? LET'S TAKE A VERY POWERFUL LOOK AT JEFF TIEDRICH'S POST AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. THANK YOU! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47NVCOi

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit gets the British welcome he deserves" — jolly old England, America thanks you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

what the fuck are you talking about, nobody blocked you, you delusional dipshit

DONALD TRUMP (ROTTING HAND!) CACKLED WITH "GLEE" AS HE TOLD REPORTERS THAT VENEZUELAN FISHERMEN ARE NOW SCARED OF TAKING THEIR BOATS OUT. WHAT KIND OF "SICK FUCK" DOES THAT? THANK YOU, JEFF TIEDRICH, FOR WRITING A POST LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN ABOUT THIS MATTER. READ IT HERE —> bit.ly/4nCITTi

I still don't get it... WHO the FUCK is declassifying these images?!? I was in a P-3 squadron. We patrolled the Caribbean and took video and photos of drug runners and human smugglers, and the government I worked under would have NEVER allowed these types of images to be released to the public.

here's today's post: "elderly psychopath blows up another boat" — Donny offers no proof, but he does have plenty of thoughts about football. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

but at least we denied the presidency to the woman who couldn't prove she'd worked at McDonald's, so there's that

DING-DONG DONALD TRUMP (LUNATIC!) MUST HAVE A "BONE SPUR" IN HIS BRAIN BECAUSE HE CLAIMS THREE HUNDRED MILLION AMERICANS HAVE DIED FROM DRUGS. MATH, HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO JEFF TIEDRICH'S VERY STRONG, VERY POWERFUL POST EXPLAINING THIS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4mna03F

MIKE JOHNSON, WHO I NEVER VOTED FOR, HAS THE NERVE TO FRAME DONALD TRUMP'S FASCISM AS "NO BIGGIE, JUST A 'SIMPLE POLICY DEBATE'." FUCK OFF, HOLY MIKE — THAT SHIT IS UN-AMERICAN. MANY ARE THANKING YOUR TO YOUR FAVORITE WRITER (ME!) FOR WRITING TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4mna03F

here's today's post: "Lindsey Graham pines for the good old days of ‘traditional political violence,’ whatever the fuck that is" — your Sunday show round-up. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "Brian Kilmeade has his own ‘final solution‘ for the homeless" — also: Kash Patel sucks at his job, and Stephen Miller just plain sucks. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

MANY READERS, BIG, STRONG, TEARS IN THEIR EYES, ARE SAYING TO ME, "SIR! SIR! NO ONE HAS EVER EXPLAINED CHARLIE KIRK'S MURDER IN AS TREMENDOUS AND POWERFUL A WAY BEFORE! SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT, SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST IN WHICH I ANSWER EVERYTHING. LINK: bit.ly/4n2Wy67

MANY READERS, BIG, STRONG, TEARS IN THEIR EYES, ARE SAYING TO ME, "SIR! SIR! NO ONE HAS EVER EXPLAINED CHARLIE KIRK'S MURDER IN AS TREMENDOUS AND POWERFUL A WAY BEFORE! SIR! HOW DO YOU DO IT, SIR!" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST IN WHICH I ANSWER EVERYTHING. LINK: bit.ly/4n2Wy67

here's today's post: "Brian Kilmeade has his own ‘final solution‘ for the homeless" — also: Kash Patel sucks at his job, and Stephen Miller just plain sucks. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

"PRO TIP" FOR MAGA MORONS: IF YOU'RE GOING TO MACE A COMMIE LEFTIST, TRY NOT TO HAVE IT POINTING STRAIGHT AT YOUR OWN STUPID FACE WHEN YOU PRESS THE TRIGGER. YOUR FAVORITE WRITER, JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) HAS THE TREMENDOUS VIDEO IN TODAY'S VERY POWERFUL POST. THANK YOU, SIR! SEE IT HERE: bit.ly/4nt0Wer

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: September 13 edition" — MAGA maces her face, Dear Leader stinks up the place, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

where does the left go to get its apology

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL ("LAME!") PUBLISHED UNSOURCED FAKE NEWS ABOUT BULLETS ENGRAVED WITH "TRANSGENDER IDEOLOGY." MANY PEOPLE ARE THANKING JEFF TIEDRICH (ME!) FOR HIS ATTENTION TO EXPLAINING JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID AND RECKLESS THIS IS. READ THE GREATEST POST EVER AT THIS LINK: bit.ly/4ghXbWM

here's today's post: "journalistic fuckery in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s killing: the press is failing us again" — now is not the time for sanewashing hatred and parroting propaganda. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

if Joe Biden appeared in public with half his face sagging, the press already be writing his obituary, just saying