here's today's post: "Pope Leo has had just about enough of Preznit Fuckwit’s shit" — truth and light vs darkness and filth. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Apologies to all the very funny people of bsky but Jeff Tiedrich is still the funniest. No one does righteous burning fury with cackling knife words quite like him.

Mad King Donny went to war against the Pope and he lost, because he's a losing fucking loser who always loses. also in today's post: Donny has no idea what a 'corner store' is, because he's a fucking moron who always morons. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here bit.ly/4sGOObV

here's today's post: "Pope Leo has had just about enough of Preznit Fuckwit’s shit" — truth and light vs darkness and filth. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus starts an unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war, blows up a building full of schoolgirls, destabilizes the world's economy, tells the Pope to go fuck himself, and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

friends, do you suffer from the heartbreak of fuckbrainoligarchosis? that's when you have so much money, you imagine you're an expert in everything. I explain it all in today's post, along with Mamadani's new luxury tax in NYC. thank you for your attention to this here link: bit.ly/4sHMZvx

here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh" — JD Vance lectures the Pope. hilarity ensues. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

JD Vance is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head. and yet, he has the utter gall to tell THE POPE to shut his mouth about theology. I mock the shit out of all of this in today's post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4dPzNAO

JD Vance is what would happen if Dunning and Kruger had a baby, and then dropped it on its head. and yet, he has the utter gall to tell THE POPE to shut his mouth about theology. I mock the shit out of all of this in today's post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4dPzNAO

here's today's post: "Couchfuck McGee speaks to an empty arena. try not to laugh" — JD Vance lectures the Pope. hilarity ensues. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

a granny forced to work a crappy job to pay for medical bills visited Donny yesterday, and everyone missed the bigger picture: NO ONE SHOULD BE BANKRUPTED BY MEDICAL DEBT, but Donny won't do shit to fix the problem. thank you for your attention to my angry post about it. link is here: bit.ly/4cqR1SE

here's today's post: "Doctor Jesus heals Donny’s dementia, and other things that never happened the most" — Dear Leader thinks we're all as stupid as he is. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

I love how every day I'm all "what am I going to write about for my next post?" and then Donny always lobs an easy softball right down the middle of the plate

Donny shit a brick because Pope Leo criticized his Iraq war — but the pope was all "too fucking bad if you don't like it, Jack. sit on it and twirl." and THEN Donny compared himself to Jesus. it's all in today's super-respectful post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4dFKoyh

here's today's post: "holy shit! Preznit Fuckwit depicts himself as Jesus, and MAGA actually melts down" — and Hungary sends its fascist packing. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

who should Couchfuck McGee visit next?

THANK YOU HUNGARY FOR NOT FUCKING UP

why were Steve Witkoff, Jared Kushner, and the repulsive Couchfuck McGee put in charge of "negotiating" peace with Iran? was it because Donny *wanted* the talks to fail? thank you for your attention to today's tremendous post in which I attempt to answer this question. link is here: bit.ly/4svwpyL

in today's post: Donny yells at another female reporter, and Couchfuck McGee and Jared deliberately blow up their Iran peace talks. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

royal ass-kisser Jesse Watters claims Iran *respects* Dear Leader. oh please, Tehran knows Donny is a buffoon. have you seen their mocking videos? I cover that and all the other dumbfuckery that happened in "this week in stupid," thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4tAMCDG

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 11 edition" — Donny Dumbfuck flies it, Jesse Watters lies it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

so what was Melania's incoherent 'Epstein is no my dead pedo bestie' presser all about? was it about the guy who got his own wife deported, and now the wife is threatening to expose Melania's secrets? it's all in today's fun-packed post. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4moFuI7

here's today's post: "Melania no have dead pedo bestie, insists Melania" — what the fuck was that all about? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Iran opened the Strait of Hormuz for about five minutes and then shut right it down again, because Donny is an impulsive fucking moron who couldn't understand the terms of the ceasefire he agreed to. thank you for your attention to my post in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4tyWnlL

here's today's post: "oh, dear! Preznit Fuckwit’s ceasefire is already going fuckity-bye" — that was fast. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

for those of you keeping score at home, the opening of the Strait of Hormuz lasted 0.045 scaramuccis

I'll never forget the Bernie bro who told me in 2016 that the Supreme Court wasn't all that important and besides, Hillary's picks would be just as bad as Trump's

Donny Dumbfuck wants applause for a janky ceasefire that looks like it's already falling apart. as usual, Donny got hoodwinked. thank you for your attention to my post in which I try to make sense of all the stupidity. link is here: bit.ly/4tyRauc

every word is true (and the link is here: bit.ly/4tyRauc)

here's today's post: "losing loser loses bigly in Iran" — awesome job, imbecile. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

fuck this fucking fuck straight into the sea for turning war crimes into a reality show

two weeks, that will give Donald Trump just enough time to finish writing his healthcare plan

look, I may not approve of Donald Trump bombing Iran's civilian infrastructure, but he is our president and I will defend to the death his right to be removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and chucked straight the fuck into some hellhole prison

have you heard Donny's latest lie? he's claiming that the Iranian people have been *begging* him to drop bombs on them. I'm not making this up. it's all in today's extremely angry post — angry like few thought possible. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4dz8zyk

just want everyone to know that I loathed Donald Trump before it was cool

here's today's post: "children don’t give a fuck about Joe Biden’s autopen, you stupid shit" — one day, three fucktacular clown shows. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

Donny shat out an unhinged obscenity-laced threat to gleefully commit war crimes in Iran, and the NY Times headline merely noted that Donny 'seemed emboldened.' fuck straight off with that weak shit, NY Times. thank you for reading my own obscenity-laden post about it. link is here: bit.ly/48vbtR7

here's today's post: 'Preznit Fuckwit told Iran to “open the fuckin’ Strait” and our shithole press sanewashed it' — Donny’s brain has left the station. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

evergreen tweet

so, someone posting in Donny's name commands Iran to "open the fuckin’ Strait," and the press just stands around scratching their collective ass. I attempt to make sense out of this batshittery in today's extremely angry post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4m9khBU

here's today's post: "get ready, everyone — Preznit Fuckwit is about to do something stupid." and oh look — Iran gets an obscenity-laced ultimatum. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

COULD DONALD TRUMP PLEASE NOT BLOW UP THE WORLD WHILE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING A POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

thank you, it's always nice to hear from a true fan

Tiger Woods flips his car, Jesse Watters flips his lid, Ted Nugent flips out, and Donny is a callous piece of shit. all this and more in "this week in stupid," my Saturday wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention, yadda yadda. link is here: bit.ly/4cpaWT8

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 4 edition" — Tiger flips it, Donny zips it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Pam Bondi was always going to eventually get shitcanned. it's what always happens when you work for a malignant narcissist. and now, whoever replaces her is going to be just as bad or worse. I lay all it out in today's post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4v3FAc5

here's today's post: "good fucking riddance to Pam Bondi" — buh-bye! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

hey, here's a fun post I wrote about Todd Blanche back in May 2024, when Donny was on trial. it's called "Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back." www.jefftiedrich.com/p/donald-von...

Donny gave a speech last night that was so incoherent and so off the rails that market futures cratered and the price of oil rose BEFORE THE SPEECH WAS EVEN OVER. I explain it all in today's post. thank you for your attention to reading it. link is here: bit.ly/4e5i5Jw