REPUBLICANS JUST GOT THEIR ASSES STOMPED, BUT FAILED MIKE JOHNSON ("LIMP DICK"!) INSISTS THAT REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO RUN ON THEIR RECORD. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY, YOU DUMBFUCKS. THANK YOU FOR READING MY VERY STRONG POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YqGdz

here's today's post: "welcome to the Republican nervous breakdown" — everything is fine! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

special shout-out to the Bernie bro who told me in 2016 that the Supreme Court wasn't all that important, and Hillary's picks would be just as bad as Trump's

RFK Jr probably went to get a chainsaw

dude probably got a whiff of overfull diaper

REPUBLICANS JUST GOT THEIR ASSES STOMPED, BUT FAILED MIKE JOHNSON ("LIMP DICK"!) INSISTS THAT REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO RUN ON THEIR RECORD. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY, YOU DUMBFUCKS. THANK YOU FOR READING MY VERY STRONG POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YqGdz

here's today's post: "welcome to the Republican nervous breakdown" — everything is fine! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

if my grandmother were alive today, you know what she'd say? probably something like 'help, I'm trapped in a coffin'

Donny Convict wasn't on the ballot yesterday, but the Republican bloodbath that ensued was absolutely a referendum on his fuckery — and guess what: people hate that shit. thanks for reading my post about it, link is here: bit.ly/4nALmgn

here's today's post: "Democrats, fuck yeah!" — scenes from a very good night. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

thank you for not fucking this up, New York City

don't fuck this up, New York City

read it right here, folks: bit.ly/47Fz2Wa

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHENEVER "LYING LIAR" MIKE JOHNSON (LIAR!) OPENS HIS LYING MOUTH, EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT IS A LIE? I COVER ALL THAT (AND THE DILBERT DIPSHIT, TOO!) IN A VERY POWERFUL POST LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE LINK WHICH IS HERE: bit.ly/47Fz2Wa

here's today's post: "Holy Mike Johnson: useless pantload or terminally-concussed shitwit?" — a day in the life of a shameless lying liar thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

maybe Dick Cheney is just pining for the fjords

DEMENTED DONNY (LOW-IQ "LOSER") WENT ON 60 MINUTES AND CONFESSED HE HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS PARDONING. IF BIDEN SAID THAT, REPUBLICANS WOULD HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS. I EXPLAIN THIS IN A "TREMENDOUS" POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/3Xb5wCQ

here's today's post: "why the fuck is 60 Minutes even bothering?" — in a world of new lows, a newer low. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

WHAT KIND OF SHITHOLE FUCKWIT THROWS A "GREAT GATSBY" PARTY AFTER DENYING SNAP BENEFITS TO NEEDY FAMILIES? SPOILER ALERT: THE DONNY CONVICT KIND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I COIN THE PHRASE "THE GREAT FATSBY" — YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qWwqwf

here's today's post: "fuck your Gatsby party, you tone-deaf fuck" — who thought this would be a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

AVERAGE AMERICANS CAN'T PAY THEIR BILLS, BUT ALL DONNY CARES ABOUT HIS IS GAUDY NEW BATHROOM. "LET THEM EAT GOLDEN TOILETS," AM I RIGHT? SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/4nwBvIw

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 1 edition" — Kid Rock wears it, Donny Convict shares it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

WHAT KIND OF EVIL FUCKSTICK REFUSES TO STOP TEARGASSING CHILDREN ON HALLOWEEN? THE ICE BARBIE AND OBERGRUPPENFÜHRER GREG BOVINO KIND — BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST ABOUT ALL THIS FASCIST FUCKERY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3X5go5b

here's today's post: "ICE Barbie utterly fails at being a human for Halloween" — what kind of ghoul gleefully terrorizes children? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

until morale improves?

SOUTH KOREA GAVE DONNY DUMBFUCK A FAKE "GOLDEN" CROWN AND THE STUPID SHIT ROLLED OVER AND GAVE THEM ANYTHING THEY WANTED. HOW EMBARRASSING IS IT THAT OUR CORRUPT "PRESIDENT" IS AN EASILY-PLAYED FUCKWIT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST ABOUT IT, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/3WQ0s73

here's today's post: "King Fuckface the First finally gets his crown" — and, as always, We the People get jack shit. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I'LL BET I KNOW WHY DING-DONG DONNY DEMENTO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS COGNITIVE TEST: IT'S BECAUSE HE FAILED IT. HE SCREWED THE POOCH. YOU JUST KNOW HE FUCKED IT UP ROYALLY. I EXPLORE THIS IN A VERY TREMENDOUS POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANKS FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ohUSGz

here's today's post: "elderly fuckwit shits the bed in Asia" — it’s just one embarrassment after another. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

here's today's post: "happy 3rd birthday to us all!" — without you folks, I’d just be shouting into the wind. thanks for being a reader, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist

from today's post: denying financial relief to 42 million needy Americans may seem like a cruel thing to do, but remember: as always, with these sadistic fuckface shitweasels, cruelty is the point. please read my post here, thanks: bit.ly/4hOa3oB

GAZILLIONAIRE SHITKAZOO SCOTT BESSENT WENT ON TV AND ACTUALLY WHINED ABOUT BEING A POOR SOYBEAN FARMER. FUCK OFF, SCOTTY. THAT'S AS BELIEVABLE AS DONNY CONVICT CLAIMING HE'S A "HUMAN BEING." MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4hOa3oB

here's today's post: "fuck these out-of-touch plutocrat fucks" — none of them gives a shit about the rest of us. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

from today's post: do we even have a government any more? it's a legit question to ask, because Holy Mike Johnson has abdicated Congress' responsibility to keep a president in check, and made Donny Convict a de facto monarch. what the fuck? thanks for reading. link is here: bit.ly/4o8Fxbd

here's today's post: "do we even have a government any more?" — over the cliff with Donny and Mikey. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

OH LOOK, THEY STRAPPED "PISS-DRUNK" PETE KEGSTAND (*BELCH*) INTO THE KIDDIE SEAT OF A FIGHTER JET AND PRETENDED HE WAS A ZOOM-ZOOM PILOT, AND MAGA DIPSHITS ALL SWOONED. THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/4obgnsu

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 25 edition" — Pete Kegstand fakes it, Donny Convict breaks it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

I HAVE A TREMENDOUS IDEA: HOW ABOUT THE NEXT DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT NOT JUST REBUILD ALL THE SHIT DONNY DESTROYED, BUT ALSO ACTUALLY HOLD HIM ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS CRIMES — AND LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP ALREADY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/4hrlTV9

here's today's post: "none of this shit is popular" — and all of it is evil. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: when I compare Donny to [something], and you respond with "this is unfair to [something]," please note that you are making the hackiest, laziest, most-repeated unfunny "joke" in the universe. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

OH LOOK, THE LYING FUCKFACE LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING LIED ABOUT NOT BULLDOZING THE EAST WING. OH NOES, MY FAITH IN WHAT THE CONVICTED FELON (34 COUNTS!) SAYS MIGHT "FINALLY" BE SHATTERED. (BECAUSE HE LIES!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oACFDP

here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration" — ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall!’ thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

HOLY MIKE JOHNSON IS SO MAD BECAUSE THE PRESS WON'T STOP PESTERING HIM ABOUT DEAR LEADER'S DEAD PEDO BESTIE. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WEASEL. EVERYONE KNOWS WHY YOU WON'T SWEAR IN ADELITA GRIJALVA. DO IT ALREADY, YOU COWARD. I COVER ALL THAT AND MORE IN TODAY'S POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nervmX THANKS

WHILE DONNY PUDDINGBRAIN BLITHERS INCOHERENTLY, HIS EVIL TOADIES ARE DESTROYING AMERICA, JUST LIKE HE'S DESTROYING THE WHITE HOUSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POWERFUL POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, IN WHICH I ONCE AGAIN LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nervmX

here's today's post: "is this a photo of the East Wing, or Donny Convict’s brain? you be the judge" — meanwhile, the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup continues. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

congratulations to the exactly zero Republicans standing up to denounce the desecration of the White House East Wing. take a victory lap, you gutless fucking cowards

WHAT KIND OF SHITHOLE COUNTRY ALLOWS A CONVICTED FELON TO BULLDOZE THE WHITE HOUSE? LOCK HIM THE FUCK UP ALREADY, BEFORE HE DOES ANY MORE DAMAGE TO OUR COUNTRY. ANYWAY, I WROTE A POST ABOUT IT. DO I CUSS LIKE A SAILOR IN IT? ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3KTEg9n YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA

here's today's post: "convicted felon vandalizes White House, because fuck you, that’s why" — how is this even happening? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

the view from my front yard, 6:14pm