DEMENTED DONNY THINKS THAT STUPID BOATS AND VULGAR DANCE HALLS AND HIS NAME ALL OVER BUILDINGS WILL BE HIS LEGACY. HE'S SO WRONG. HIS LEGACY IS GOING TO BE MORE OF A PUNGENT LIQUID ONE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/44DycsC

here's today's post: "dumbest president ever invents the battleship" — it’s all so stupid and pointless. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

VICE PRESIDENT COUCHFUCK MCGEE (A "DOUGHY PANTLOAD" WHO NO ONE LIKES!) TURNED THE WHITE SUPREMACY DIAL ALL THE WAY TO ELEVEN IN THE DUMBFUCKIEST SPEECH EVER GIVEN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I EXPLAIN IT ALL. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4sb6lK8

BARI WEISS ONCE AGAIN CLOWNFUCKS CBS NEWS INTO IRRELEVANCE, THIS TIME BY SHITCANNING A 60 MINUTES SEGMENT EXPOSING DEAR LEADER'S FAVORITE SALVADORAN SLAVE-LABOR GULAG. MANY ARE SAYING TO ME "SIR! SIR! NO ONE WRITES ANGRY POSTS LIKE YOU! SIR!" THANKS FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4sb6lK8

here's today's post: "first they came for the white people, and I didn’t speak out— because what in the stupidest fuck ever" your Sunday shitwit round-up. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

OH LOOK, THE DOJ HAS BEEN QUIETLY SCRUBBING PHOTOS FROM THEIR "EPSTEIN FILES" WEBSITE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHY: IT'S BECAUSE DONNY IS A DEGENERATE. ACTUALLY, THAT WASN'T TOO HARD TO GUESS. I'VE GOT THE EVIDENCE IN MY VERY STRONG, VERY POWERFUL POST. THANK YOUR ATTENTION TO IT HERE: bit.ly/4qfAzdi

here's today's post: "the DOJ is already playing games with the Dead Pedo Bestie files" — sleazy photos of Preznit Fuckwit are disappearing from the Epstein website. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

WHILE WE'RE ALL CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF THE MOST FAMOUS IMMIGRANT EVER, THE DHS IS POSTING INFANTILE MEMES ABOUT FORCING IMMIGRANTS TO SELF-DEPORT. ALL THAT AND MORE IN "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," MY EVERY-SATURDAY WRAP-UP OF THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pPwVqQ

it's Saturday, and it's time for this "week in stupid: December 20 edition" — MAGA defames it, Donny renames it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

really weird how I didn't get a White House Christmas card this year. I guess it got lost in the mail

NUTTY GRIFTER DR. OZ ANNOUNCED A BAN ON GENDER-AFFIRMING CARE AND THEN WENT ON A BIZARRE RANT ABOUT HOW THE PRICE OF PENISES IS ON THE RISE. ALSO HE LIKES TO DRINK PISS. NO, REALLY! READ ABOUT IT IN TODAY'S VERY STRONG POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/44CxHij

here's today's post: "who knew penises could be so expensive" — and why are Republicans so obsessed with whats inside everyone’s underwear? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

WAS DONNY "TWO DOLLS" COKED TO THE GILLS DURING HIS SPEECH LAST NIGHT? HE WAS YAMMERING LIKE A MANIAC AND INCOHERENT AS FUCK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY STRONG POST IN WHICH I BREAK IT ALL DOWN. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pd4emI

Sleepy Joe Biden's inflation is out of control

here's today's post: "old man yells at country" — scenes from a batshit speech. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

This was the funniest thing to open Bluesky up to see (at the top of my feed, no less, so perfect timing)! 🤣 @hcrichardson.bsky.social and @jefftiedrich.bsky.social we're on the same damn wavelength.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

old man yells at country

Don Jr right now: 'hey, who did all my coke?'

fuck this fucking fuck

GEE, SUSIE WILES SURE HAS A LOT OF TIES TO RUSSIAN OLIGARCHS. IS THAT WHY HER WHITE HOUSE JOB IS SO SECURE? JUST ASKING QUESTIONS — BIG STRONG BEAUTIFUL QUESTIONS, WITH TEARS IN THEIR EYES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST, IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3Y0oRHy

here's today's post: "Susie Wiles shit-talks sewer clowns. hilarity ensues." is Wiles a Russian asset? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

almost three years ago I wrote a post in which I speculated that Marjorie Taylor Greene was only pretending to be a moron. it seemed ludicrous at the time but holy shit what if I was right? (either way, she's still trash) www.jefftiedrich.com/p/is-marjori...

LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE (WHO NO ONE LIKES) SINKS TO A NEW LOW WITH HIS DISGUSTING POST ABOUT ROB REINER. JEALOUS MUCH, YOU SAD LOSER? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POSTING IN WHICH I RIP DONNY SEVERAL NEW ONES LIKE NO ONE THOUGH POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oTiXTD

here's today's post: "sack of shit mocks beloved icon’s death" — shut the fuck up, Piggy. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING — AND OUR SHITHOLE PRESIDENT CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO SAY ANYTHING MORE THAN 'THINGS CAN HAPPEN.' FUCK OFF, YOU WORTHLESS DIAPERLOAD. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING "SIR! SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING WHAT MAY BE THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME! SIR!" LINK HERE: bit.ly/4aiEzVU

I'm so old, I remember when being insufficiently respectful of the death of misshapen garden gnome Charlie Kirk would get you fired from your job

here's today's post: "‘things can happen’ — Preznit Fuckwit once again fails to meet the moment" — Donny is incapable of a human response to tragedy. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

I swear we're in "I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time" territory

HAVE YOU HEARD THIS BULLSHIT WHERE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO VISIT THE UNITED STATES NOW HAS TO HAND OVER FIVE YEARS WORTH OF SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS FOR INSPECTION? IS DONNY DEMENTO TRYING TO KILL THE TOURISM INDUSTRY? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO TODAY'S EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49196VY

here's today's post: "we need to talk about how completely crazypants all this shit is" — none of it is normal. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

WHAT THE FUCK? GOP REPS ANNA PAULINA LUNA AND LAUREN "HANDY OAKLEY" BOEBERT DID A WHITE HOUSE PHOTO-OP AND "HANDY" WAS PRETTY MUCH LIVING UP TO HER NICKNAME. SHE'S SO CLASSY! I COVER THAT AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3MXgdXO

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: December 13 edition" — Glenn Beck wrecks it, Donny bedecks it, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

HA HA HA HA! DONNY'S DIPSHIT DIME-STORE PROSECUTORS HAVE NOW TRIED AND FAILED TO INDICT LETITIA JAMES FOUR TIMES. GOOD LUCK ON THE FIFTH, YOU MORONS. ALL THAT AND THE NEW DEAD PEDO BESTIE PHOTOS IN MY "BIG BEAUTIFUL" POST. LINK IS HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/4a9hzIN

OF COURSE I INCLUDE THE NEW "DEAD PEDO BESTIE" PHOTOS IN MY VERY STRONG AND POWERFUL POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT COULD EVER BE WRITTEN — BUT I ALSO COVER ALL THE OTHER AWFUL SHIT THAT HAPPENED TO DONNY THIS WEEK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4a9hzIN

here's today's post: "Donny’s very shitty week ends with new Epstein photos released" — ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

SAD LOSER DONNY ("TINY HANDS!") HAD TO LIE ABOUT THE SIZE OF THE OIL TANKER HE STOLE. THAT'S SOME SMALL-DICK ENERGY RIGHT THERE. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A VERY POWERFUL POST ABOUT IT. MAYBE THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME, LIKE NO OTHER. THANKS FOR READING. LINK IS HERE. bit.ly/4iXq9ga

IF YOU LIKED OUR LAST WAR-FOR-OIL CLUSTERFUCK IN IRAQ, YOU'RE GOING TO *LOVE* THE COMING WAR-FOR-OIL SHIT-SHOW IN VENEZUELA. IT'S GOING TO BE A FUCKING DISASTER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY LATEST POST IN WHICH I LAY IT ALL OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4iXq9ga

here's today's post: "a war for oil, but with morons" — get ready to throw flowers, Venezuela, Donny’s coming to liberate you. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

THERE'S A REASON WHY REPUBLICANS KEEP LOSING IN ELECTION AFTER ELECTION: IT'S BECAUSE THEIR POLICIES FUCKING SUCK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY TREMENDOUS POST IN WHICH I DELVE INTO YESTERDAY'S DEM VICTORIES. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4pvACla

here's today's post: "we could all use a good news Wednesday" — Democrats continue to rack up victories. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

the view from my back yard, 7:17am

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? FOR THE SEVENTH TIME IN A MONTH, DONNY INSULTED A REPORTER WHO IS WOMAN OF COLOR TO HER FACE — AND NOT ONE OF HER COLLEAGUES SPOKE OUT. SAY SOMETHING, YOU WORTHLESS SHITS! MANY SAY I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION —> bit.ly/48YCg93

here's today's post: "Alina quits, Brainworms pulls up, and Donny’s a complete piece of shit. it’s a trifecta of stupid!" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

has Four Seasons Total Landscaping announced the recipient of their Peace Prize yet

REPUBLICANS COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCK — AND NOW YOU CAN ADD "WAR CRIMES" TO THE LONG LIST OF THINGS THAT MAKE THEM SUPER HORNY. IT'S ALL IN TODAY'S VERY POWERFUL POST, A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. BIG, STRONG READERS HAVE TEARS IN THEIR EYES. YOU CAN BE ONE, TOO. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rEXKiR

DUMB-AS-FUCK SENATOR TOM COTTON IS TOTES COOL WITH MURDERING SHIPWRECKED SAILORS BECAUSE — GET THIS — ONE OF THEM WAS 'TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT.' HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT, I SHIT YOU NOT. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER OF MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POSTS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4rEXKiR

here's today's post: "what kind of shithole senator roots for war crimes?" Tom Cotton justifies murder, because one guy was ‘taking off his shirt.’ what the fuck? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

CHRISTOFASCIST MIKE JOHNSON ("LIMP DICK!") HATES THE IDEA OF WOMEN HAVING POWER AND HE'S BEEN TREATING WOMEN IN CONGRESS LIKE SHIT. NOW THOSE WOMEN HATE HIS GUTS AND ARE PLOTTING HIS DOWNFALL. BOO FUCKING HOO, MIKE. YOU BUILT THAT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST: bit.ly/4pU3jYL