the fact that half of all people you meet online don’t know what a joke is and are insufferable about it lends credence to the theory that it’s mostly bots posting now, and those bots have been exclusively trained on reddit comments.

Coming around on the Chapo theory that he's leaking all of these to generate headlines that prominently mention him having a girlfriend

lol this is like when I got a Teen Driver discount after 8 years with Progressive. I started on their insurance when I was 23.

I just wanted to show you all my favorite replies to this

...lmao?

Blown the fuck out

Tomorrow I'll say more about what we accomplished, and what we lost, but tonight I think I'd like to just feel a little openly petty and bitter about the personal sacrifices that my friends and I made to get what could have been a 10-year, $25m project that ended 3 years in

Gonna wallow for a second: I'll share more info tomorrow, but over the last couple weeks, we've finally put our NSF center on ice as we continue to just not get paid and run out of money. I'm just so sad and angry about it. No real "but" at the end of this

I left a church tonight where a large group of people showed their willingness to sacrifice their safety for their immigrant brothers and sisters and who, in the same breadth, asked where was our leadership. Elderly women and men alongside college students alike, sharing together the same shame.

It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa has died. Bummer news. I mean, what do you even need to say about his performance as Shang Tsung? Iconic.

Love when a post has 4 rts and 20 likes so I can bump it to 5 rts and 41 likes yeah I’m That Bitch

とりあえず完成、他に仕事あるのでかなり駆け足。 展示まで時間あるので、また後で加筆するかも。 #絵画 #油彩 #油絵 #art #Oilpainting #painting #traditionalart

Very grateful for great writing. Not to be a douche but it’s the only reason to be alive. Sports are cool too.

The Justice League should only be reachable via séance or similar occult ritual

Serial killer shit.

The Bluesky staff has spoken at length about their efforts to reduce toxicity on this platform. And to that end, it means so much to me that more people engaged with Hannibal Lecter saying good morning than with Multiple Miggs hissing he can smell your cunt

FUCK, EAT, SLEEP, DESTROY! JUST ABOUT THE ONLY THINGS YOU FUCKING ENJOY

As frustrating as it is to see politicians not push through negative public sentiment, it's important to realize that at a cultural level, Americans broadly do not care about pedestrians and cyclists being killed by cars. It's hard for elected officials to overcome that level of callous selfishness.

Look at any US news article about cyclists killed by cars. Unless it's on a cycling forum you'll invariably find many, if not most, comments are disparaging those who were killed or cyclists in general. It's culturally acceptable to wish for the deaths of people who cause traffic inconvenience.

The annual 2023 figures for US ped / cyclist fatalities from collisions with motor vehicles are about 7,300 / 1,100, respectively. The US is so built around car use that drivers are enraged by policies that add friction for them. They will harangue elected officials about it until they relent.

LOL Jesus the boat strikes are so self-evidently criminal Taibbi wrote about something other than shadowbanning

Great Jaw

Our Bleeding Star

Cotton genuinely worships death in the way Europeans thought Hindus worshipped Kali

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Squeaky Fromme, Bashful Fromme, Sleepy, Happy Fromme, Grumpy Fromme, Doc Fromme

Digital Eclipse 'remastered' Mortal Kombat and they've messed things up so during Johnny Cage's fatality you can now see the crew men with the blood hose on the right

What Would Mr. Hands Think About All This

Rich assholes would rather post at the Nazi bar because being hated by Nazis doesn't threaten their self-image of being a good person, and it probably helps it. Getting yelled at by people motivated by justice and equality makes them feel like they're bad people (they are)

We're hosting an emergency fundraiser to help fund a kidney procedure, this account is ran by someone in the US and is currently uninsured and we need help. Currently we're $13.2k away from meeting our goal Thank you all for the support so far, we're getting close to avoid debt! gofund.me/16ef32cb1

[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.

Sorry I stopped posting it’s just that I hate this website

GOLGO 13 commission! The perfect machine of snipe! patreon.com/posts/golgo-13-144811727

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

“What’s the point of celebrating a dog’s birthday? They don’t even understand it!” Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah

ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it

new episode of kill the computer where @mlyp.bsky.social covers marc andreessen and his investing firm a16z and their odd and evil history

Bumpy Wreath with Dark Pink Ornaments (Large) nora.jewelry/products/bum...

fucking hell

Sometimes I'm doubting myself, wondering whether I should continue pursuing gamedev, whether my artistic output amounts to anything but then I read a comment like this and suddenly it's all been worth it❤️❤️❤️

"I don't know what it is. She just refuses to sleep in dad's old room."

#finishedsketchaday #sketch11/28/25 #blueskyart #bskyart #artsky #art #patterns #leafpattern I decided to split the difference, and go with lines AND circles. 😊💜

Under Cover of Night

Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks