What a jackass.

DEAR RESTAURANTS: Your servers are not volunteers. If you can't afford to pay them more than 2.13% of what you charge, you can't afford to run a business. Thank you!

What the...? #Manscaping #bodyshave

TRUMP MOBILE launches with $499 Phone, aims to CHALLENGE MAJOR CARRIERS!

Had enough?

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Another sneak peak of my animation in progress. #Blender - 🚫𝗔𝗜

The extremely rare catcopus.

When Howard was in high school did other kids call him NutLick?

Wait for it.

Donald Trump is slapping his face on everything from passports to coins. But here are things he won’t put his name on: 15 million Americans losing health coverage Gas prices at a 4-year high Tariffs costing families $2,500 Trump wants his face on everything but accountability.

Lutnick: "The president sleeps less than me. The president sleeps 4 hours a night, working all the time. Most impressive thing you've ever seen." Imagine thinking shitposting online and watching cable news 24/7, falling asleep during cabinet meetings, are the most impressive things you have seen.

You blocked people from commenting 🙄

The jokes are writing themselves. Looks like a scene from a Mel Brooks movie. I can't wait for the movie about the Trump administration. I must be a comedy, right?

🤔 could it be that I did a "Fitton Deez Nuts in your mouth" joke a few years ago several times?

Don’t forget… Release the unredacted #epsteinfiles

It's crazy what folks vote for:

Yo I'm fucking tired of the world being fucking garbage thanks to 3 men who set it on fire, then want to hide in their goddamn bunkers. We saw this movie in 1945 and it fucking sucked then, too.

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May the 4th be with you.

AI generated news? What the hell? If I made a mistake, I'd be fired.

Amazon lost control of shopping.

The World Press Freedom Index dropped this week and America did NOT get a good score.

Trust me. If Trump had excelled in the Wharton School of Finance we would know about it. We would have seen the evidence. We would have seen Trump's academic records over and over.

From Jimmy Kimmel.

David Attenborough Fans A mother hen gently protecting her tiny chick www.facebook.com/100088039587...

Window 11: "We noticed you have some unused printers". Who the the hell is "We"? And why are they keeping track of me and what I use? For one, I barely ever use a printer. If I need to print something, it's there. I'm not printing shit every single day.

Yes, it does.

#Hegseth = because, why be regular stupid!

Perhaps if Kash hadn’t fired all the seashell experts, the investigation wouldn’t have taken so long.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Presidential Venn Diagram. Inept Trump!

You know what to do. 🎉🎈Block party🎈🎉

My answer is a resounding yes. I have zero plans to travel to the USA for the conceivable future.

Tomorrow 🤣

I'm not exactly sure what this is.

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight.

COACH SULLY: “Shift your eyes to this monstrosity… one year. One President. Donating his salary is just a headline. It doesn’t offset the BILLIONS Trump is accumulating elsewhere.” 💰

"Greece is a terrific guy".

“Greece has been very supportive actually, Greece has been terrific, he is a terrific guy.” Donald Trump THIS is the US President a man who forgets a country is a country and start talking about a man called Greece in the middle of a sentence.

Night Time reading with sleepy Don!

Trump in 2024: ‘You’ll never see me sleeping in front of cameras.’ Trump in 2026: falls asleep on camera regularly

Trump completely passed out, reawakened, then passed out again during today's pressor in the Oval Office. 😂🤣👇

thank you for posting this @boldnewme.bsky.social, boosting the signal here to make sure as many of our neighbors, friends, and family are aware and prepared to hold firm should the need ever arise. and record everything!

Hopeless in Seattle…